Kim Kardashian hired Nicole Kidman’s “cat-face acting” coach

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I know, don’t even start. This is a Kardashian story, but it just cracked me up. Probably because the story involves another famous cat-face, that of Nicole Kidman. According to Life & Style, Kim Kardashian was so jazzed about getting a supporting role in Tyler Perry’s new film (The Marriage Counselor) that she hired Nicole Kidman’s acting coach to help “prep” her. Talk about getting blood out of stone. Quick question: whose forehead is more immobilized, Nicole’s or Kim’s? That’s a tough one, isn’t it? I want to say Nicole, but I worry that Kim is actually more tweaked. Anyway…

Kim Kardashian’s personal life may be in shambles, but she’s making sure her acting career isn’t!

Life & Style has exclusively learned that Kim hired Nicole Kidman’s acting coach, Susan Batson, to help her with scenes for Tyler Perry’s movie The Marriage Counselor, which she filmed in Atlanta last week.

“Susan was brought in to help Kim with her last scenes in the film,” an insider tells Life & Style. “She was coaching her on how to handle the more difficult scenes she’s shooting.”

Life & Style reports in the new issue, on newsstands now, that Kim has struggled with backlash from angered fans since filing for divorce from Kris Humphries; some even campaigned to have her kicked off the film.

“Kim had been confident about the movie, but with recent events she has been worried that the stress of her real life would show through,” the insider tells Life & Style. “So that’s what Susan was there for.”

Batson is famous for her A-list clientele, which, aside from Nicole, includes Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez, Liv Tyler and Jennifer Connelly.

The Marriage Counselor is about a relationship expert named Judith who cheats on her husband. Kim is set to play the role of Ava, the co-worker of Judith who gives her a makeover. The movie is currently in production and also stars Brandy Norwood and Jerry Stiller.

[From Life & Style]

I won’t mock Kim for getting an acting coach, even though it kind of seems like it wasn’t her idea (cue Tyler Pery saying, “Girl, lemme hire somebody.”). It’s smart for non-professional actors to get a little help, I think. I’ve seen clips from Kim’s sex tape and from her terrible music video, and the bitch can’t act for s–t.

By the way, Kim has made her triumphant return to her Celebuzz blog. In a post called, “Thanks To My Loyal Blog Dolls!” Kim wrote, “Hi everyone! I just wanted to thank you guys for all your support these last two weeks. I took a break from blogging for a while, but I’ve missed you guys so much and I want to start sharing my updates with you all again. I’ve been reading all your comments on here and, as always, my loyal blog dolls have been nothing but supportive. You all know who you are, so thank you! I love you guys. Kim xo.” Sigh… whatever. She sounds so “sad”. No, the opposite of that.

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Photos courtesy of Kim’s Celebuzz page and WENN.

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31 Responses to “Kim Kardashian hired Nicole Kidman’s “cat-face acting” coach”

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  1. Mr.Chang says:

    Those eyes and those lashes scare the s**t out of me — each time.

  2. NM9005 says:

    Uhm, no bad word on the people she’s presenting, they are all good actors. Even Kidman, she’s one of the best (although she needs to pick better projects and stop the foolery in her face). In no way can KK and NK be compared (or NK be ridiculed) just because KK hired the same acting coach.

  3. TXCinderella says:

    She knows her reality show days are numbered and she’s getting her back-up plan together.

  4. len says:

    Must have been hard for her, to keep out of the spotlights for an entire week!

  5. I.want.shoes says:

    Gah! It’s the attack of the eyeball-eating tarantulas!

  6. Pyewacket says:

    SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of her stupid face!

  7. Elizabeth says:

    I saw a clip from her sex tape recently. Now I can’t see her face without seeing her giving that guy a blow job on camera. Not a pretty image. And no, she can’t act for s**t.

  8. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Does anything on that face move naturlly anymore ? …..

    IT just hit me………she now looks like one of those Gene dolls you can by on e-bay that have been reborn..with the new eyesbrows and makeup overdone…..and they use to go for a hell of a lot of money but the market on them has bottomed out now ….kinda like her career…..

  9. ShanKat says:

    Mineral makeup. It looks SO bad from close up!

    I’m convinced it’s her heavy makeup that makes her look so surgeried. When I see images of her sans fards, she looks much better…and more ethnic. In the good way. That makeup kat-mask really obscures anything special she might have happening with her face.

  10. Dario says:

    Oh, while she’s at it, can she also get a vocal coach to rid her of that god awful, annoying as hell, whiney, nasal voice? Can they fix that? It’s the first thing that comes to my mind when I look at her…*cringe* >_<

  11. f8th says:

    lol Tyler giving Kim this acting gig is gonna suck for him, it’s gonna be just as bad as her sex tape.

  12. Dea says:

    Loved when Michael Buble called her bitch while on stage. For me Kardashians are all Kunts.

  13. constance says:

    She can’t carry a movie- period. She can’t even carry a boyfriend long enough to make herself look good.

    Trash is trash, money or not.

  14. El Kiddo says:

    The third picture cracked me up, man! She’s totally doing J-Lo’s ‘model’ face. Hahaha. J-Lo should have trademarked that look. Now Kim’s stealing it.

  15. ladybert62 says:

    Spider eyes spider eyes spider eyes – scarey! !

  16. autumndaze says:

    If she was truly concerned about the quality of her acting shouldn’t she have hired an acting coach BEFORE the movie began filming? You know, actually put in some energy and effort to do a good job?

    ….. another attempt at repairing her shredded image.

  17. gg says:

    I guess when she gets depressed she just sprays more faketan on her face. Why do they all do that? And doesn’t that stuff taste bad? They spray it on their lips too. bleah.

  18. Cathy says:

    That second picture looks like somebody had stuck a broomstick up her @ss and rotated it…SUPRISE KIM

  19. bagladey says:

    What’s she going to do about that voice?

  20. Lisa says:

    She just has like an IV drip of Latisse going on, right?

  21. Maya says:

    She’s far too self-absorbed to ever be a good actor, IMO, acting coach or not.

  22. Lisa says:

    Picture #3 cracks me up everytime. She’s sucking in her cheeks for I don’t know what reason. This woman’s close-ups creep me out. I hope know one brings a lighter around her because she’ll just melt.

  23. Camille says:

    Go away scary Kat-face.

  24. Jover says:

    autumndaze on point but that would require thought and effort two of the many things she lacks; and maya you’re right, but that’s a quality of narcissists the inability to imagine anything exists outside you’re ambit; this reminds me of Tayor Swifts foray into acting about a year and a half ago in that bad valentine movie; when she appeared on screen people visibly groaned she was bad; Swifty was at least likable in some quarters there’s no likability with a Lardassian. What is Tyler Perry thinking with – do we really want to know?

  25. Carolyn says:

    Methinks Kim’s “role” in this movie will be very short on screen-time. Most of it will be cut out because she just can’t act. Audiences will ridicule her and I doubt Perry will want that to be the focus of the movie.

  26. truthful says:

    Tyler really hung himself w/this one, LOL.

    its sad, she still will not go away, what is it gonna take??

    the whole family is overbearing and rude, they are are still moneygrubbing and stuffing themselves down our throats.

    Paris must be giggling in a corner somewhere, LOL

    these trash bags will never bow out gracefully..RUDE and assuming.

    I’d like to ship her, her family and those STOOPID fans to a small strip of land in the middle of nowhere.

  27. kimberly says:

    I just can’t see her acting. Her voice and gestures are sooooo robotic!

    So I see that Chris Jenner is starting to whore out the younger 2 more right now . . . interesting.

  28. Miranda says:

    Apparently Tyler Perry’s site is getting quite a few negative remarks on his “talk to me” area about KK being in his movie. Love it!

  29. duncecap says:

    WHY does she have eyeshadow extended to the sides of her nose??

  30. Meanchick says:

    Is she pulling a Zoolander in that 3rd pic? Two words: Bitch please.

  31. Skinnybetch says:

    Like OMG guys! I couldn’t have made it through my Fake divorce from my FAKE marriage without my blog dolls!! Puhhhhhleeeassseeeee bitch. .
    Can you imagine sitting through a two hour movie having to listen to her fake baby stripper voice?!