I’m just going to briefly pretend that CB didn’t use last night’s Breaking Dawn premiere photos for the lead link yesterday, because I’d really like to talk about them. The premiere was in London, and I think it was a much better showing for everybody involved. I really liked Kristen Stewart’s Roberto Cavalli gown – sexy, pretty, well-made. In retrospect, I dislike that J. Mendel dress even more. I like Kristen’s styling much better here too – her hair is much prettier, she seems less awkward, and she and Robert seem almost sweet together. Also: she posed for photos in heels and then she went somewhere, changed into her Converse and did more red carpet stuff. I don’t know how that works – does she go inside to change her shoes? If it’s that big of deal, why not do the whole red carpet in your sneakers? Anyway, since we’re currently being sold this grand love story, it helps if the two leads are actually loved up and the studio can sell that too, right?

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart might not officially be married but they definitely act like it! A new report in Us Weekly says Rob, 25, and Kristen, 21, tell their friends that they already feel like “an old married couple” because they spend their free time watching documentaries, reading and cooking huge meals!

Not to mention that the pair’s romance has been going strong for at least two years, they spend as much time together as their demanding schedules allow and neither has any interest in ever dating anyone else.

“They go to Kristen’s parents’ house and make big meals,” a source says. “Everyone helps cook. Her mom and dad welcome him as if he’s their own. They crack to everyone that they feel like an old married couple.”

Then why hasn’t Robsten already walked down the aisle like their co-star Nikki Reed who married Paul McDonald in October?

“Rob would have married her like yesterday,” the insider says. “But she is happy with the way things are.”

In 2009, Kristen mentioned in an interview that she didn’t want her engagement ring to look like Bella’s, saying a “huge rock” was not her style. “Rob was sweet and said something like, ‘I’ll make a note of that!’”

And when Kristen and Robert filmed Bella Edward’s wedding, Pattinson “could not even remember the vows,” Kristen says. “I think he was kind of nervous.”

[From Hollywood Life & Us Weekly, print edition]

I’m tired of this story line, and I think it’s changed too. While I used to think Sparkles was the one who wanted commitment and wanted to be more public with Kristen, I actually think he’s just tired of everything to do with this franchise, including his girlfriend. Now, I’m sure they’re still together, and it wouldn’t surprise me if he had gotten close to her family and that Kristen and Robert really do act like an “old married couple”. But that also means that they might have lost some of the spark, you know? I still wonder if they’re even going to be together after the promotional tour for Breaking Dawn Part 2 – which means they have to wait it out for another year? What happens if they break up before then? Would the studio freak out?

Oh, and Pajiba has a lovely piece on Robert Pattinson and why he’s a lovely dude despite this awful franchise – go here to read it.

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.