This is 17 year-old wonder, Courtney Stodden, going to church with her 51 year-old husband. Her fake boobs are spilling out of her tight, very short dress and she’s wearing silver platform stripper heels. In Courtney’s world this is a totally appropriate outfit to go and worship alongside families and children. At least the pew in front of her will block the view up her skirt. You see that nasty frizzy-haired creature behind her sucking a frappe and making a duck face? That’s her mother, Krista Keller, who is almost single-handedly responsible for both marrying Courtney off to a man older than her own husband, for signing off on Courtney’s obvious surgeries, and for foisting this girl on the public. I reserve most of my ire for this woman.
Here’s a little about Courtney and Doug’s very well photographed outing:
Courtney Stodden ended her holiday weekend Sunday with some quality family time spent at church and the mall.
The aspiring model and actress, 17, was spotted wearing a little black dress and gold platform high heels as she went to a Los Angeles area church with her husband, Doug Hutchison, 51, and mother, Krista Keller.
After the service, the family headed over to do some shopping at The Grove, where it looks like Stodden might have gotten a start on her Christmas purchases — including picking up a little something from Victoria’s Secret.
[From Huffington Post]
Of course Courtney’s Twitter account is still filled with cringe inducing tweets that are alternately disgusting and hilarious. She’s in the holiday spirit and is even trying to word-seduce Santy Claws! “Mr Santa Claus? If I let you seductively slide down my stocking & taste every piece of my candy… will I still be on your naughty list?” Forget her 51 year-old husband, this 17 year-old wants to bag a 550 year-old philanthropist legend. Her mom or dad husband is probably writing these tweets, which makes them all the more despicable.
Have you seen “The Soup’s” parody of this girl? It concludes with “I’m going to be as provocative as my juvenile mind and ridiculously adult body can be until me and the sucker I married have a reality show. Then one night he’ll have a heart attack and die and all that money will be mine in time to make it to my Freshman year at college.” I think The Soup was accurate until they added the college part.
Photo credit: David Tonnessen/Pacific Coast News
I still don’t see how she can say those things are real. You can see the square implant! That doesn’t happen with normal boobs, no matter how much you push them up.
Sponge brain square boobs
Eeeewwwww…..seriously, does she ever wear clothes that her tits and ass aren’t hanging out? And that husband of hers is just a creeper.
Eeeewwwww…..seriously, does she ever wear clothes that her tits and ass aren’t hanging out of? And her husband is such a creeper!
If these freaks get a reality show it’s going to make that trainwreck of a show Anna Nicole Smith had, look like high culture.
Every time I see this girl I think I bet she’s a really nice person but if I saw her walking down the street dressed like this and walking with her husband I would naturally assume she was a high priced escort or stripper with her sugar daddy. That’s just sad.
High priced? Looks bargin bin to me.
that made my morning lmfao!!!!!!!
LOL Spot on.
I love that her husband is wearing a heel so he doesn’t looks like a old troll next to her.
I noticed that too!
Priceless photos!
He’s doin’ a Tom Cruise by grabbing the sh*t outta her arm. Can she not walk on her on? So very young. *eye roll*
the woman in the foreground in the second pix’s face – priceless.
Wonder how mama loves the cash in.
And since when do churches have stripper poles? Perhaps Madea will get her smoking section soon?
“the woman in the foreground in the second pix’s face – priceless.”
YES that is exactly what i was thinking too! That face says its ALL!
Yay! My favorite hot mess! Haven’t seen her for a while.
Good to see she not only attends church, but picks up some “Johns” along the way for a little extra Christmas money….she certainly dressed for it.
I’m beginning to think the boobs are real-just shoved, jacked and padded up to her nose. She looks to be a “B” with Wonderbra or gel inserts and a hell of a lot of foundation.
I always thought so too. Maybe they are real, just padded padded padded PADDED.
I agree! I dressed up as her for halloween (don’t put it on me girl) and with the right padding and pushing my B cups looked enormous.
Could u please post the picture of u dressed like her? I’d love to see that
This ‘couple’ and the mom are just gross and on some level, they themselves must know it too.
Who is taking photos of them?
Are the paps really interested in these fools?
Her tits are lopsided. She needs to have them straightened out.
I was so excited when I saw this! There are so many wondrous aspects, I can hardly list them all. Going to church – that’s probably the best. I’m surprised the churchgoers didn’t try to drive her out with torches and pitchforks.
Next, the dress. Corset tops aren’t anyone’s friends, especially when your fake boobs are larger than the cups. Those boobs are trying to make a break for it, make no mistake.
And finally, the shoes – these really take the cake. I love how they’re too small, and ALL her little piggies are hanging over.
Let’s grab our torches and pitchforks and run these freaks out of towm! Starting with the mother….The WORST excuse for a parent possible.
What is with that damn arm band she insists on wearing all the time?
I think he’s secretly controlling her through her armband somehow. That’s my theory.
It’s like Jafar’s snake staff from Aladdin! We need to break it, and she can be free!
What church does she attend…Our Mother of Famewhores?
Our Lady of Perpetual Hotpants.
Saint Skankee of SoCal, patron saint of attention whores everywhere.
skank
I know I have mentioned this before, but it is worth repeating…This girl is younger than Justin Beiber. Everyone was in a tizzy at the idea of little Justin Bieber having sex was so wrong. Why is it any different with Courtney?
Also, I really love Doug’s bracelet. Hot.
@judyjudy…….WORD!
Probably because Courtney here looks old enough to be Bieber’s mother – it’s a little hard to comprehend they’re the same age!
I’ve been thinking about that too, that this girl is the same age as Bieber. And I feel like a bit of a hypocrite, because I rail against people mocking Bieber for looking girly, having a goofy haircut, and acting like a kid — I feel like adults mocking a seventeen year old for the way he looks is unfair and cruel. And yet, I do the same thing to Courtney. I justify it to myself because I feel like Bieber is being mocked for his totally age appropriate appearance and actions, while Courtney is pushing a hyper-sexualized, adult image and lifestyle, ie, her marriage. But really, if it is not okay to mock one seventeen year old kid, it isn’t right to mock the other one.
It’s just oh-so-fun!
Because females are sexualized at appalling young ages in this country. I agree with you, and think it should have been illegal for them to marry.
As I say in all the Stoddard threads: if it would be illegal for Hutchinson to have a relationship with her NOT married, then it should be illegal for them to marry.
He and her parents make me sick. I feel sorry for her, even though she drives me bonkers.
Totally agree.
What is the difference with them dating under age or marrying under age.
If the one shouldn’t happen, then the other shouldn’t happen either.
Trying… Way… Too… Hard…
…I like her sunglasses…
only nice thing I can say *shrug*
This whole mess is wrong. How could her mother consent to this? This guy is some kind of pervert sex offender marrying a girl when she’s 16. How young was she when the relationship first started? The mother is disgusting for allowing this, and she is disgusting for letting her daughter look like that and for allowing her to get implants. She completely sold her daughter out for money. If 50 year old man made advances on my teenage daughter he would be facing police charges.
I agree Julie except the 50 yr old perv would be facing the barrel of my shotgun.
I know, it’s a complete and utter freak show, created by the mom. It’s heartbreaking what she did to that girl, who doesn’t even seem human she’s so far from what a typical 17-year old girl should be.
Holy mother of sluts, pimps and madamns. Did the church burn down?
Love the girls’ face in the second pic…it explains my thoughts exactly
I think its selfish that she took all the fake boob for herself and didn’t give any to her less endowed mother.
This still reeks of publicity stunt to me. Also, Celebitchy, you forgot to mention Doug is wearing platforms to church too! How high are those things? At least 2-3 inches high.
I agree with some of the above comm enters. I don’t know if Courtney’s boobs are fake, because they seem ultra padded and pushed up at all times. Wonder bras and 4 inch gel padding shoved into a very tight dress can lead to deceiving appearances.
I would be without words if I saw this famewhore walking down the aisle of my church dressed like that. You don’t have to dress like a nun but at least cover up A LITTLE. It’s CHURCH FFS!!!!! She needed some old nun to sneak up behind her and drag her out of there by her bleached out hair.
You all are jelous, like the wives who complained about her FB photos, or about her flashing her boobs during the pumpkin patch!!Dressing like a stripper is the most appropriate outfit to go to church!
Oh my god, for a minute I thought you were serious!!! HATERZZZ! Don’t put it on me, gurrrl!
She’s dressed as a cheap hooker. Who in their right mind goes to church dressed like that? Oh, and her foundation is way to light, her face looks like a mask.
I think when Truvy said, “God doesn’t care where you go to church, as long as you show up,” I believe it was implied that your “grits” should at least stay on the plate and not spillover….
I agree. Even Miss Truvy covered up her ta tas for church. Thanks for the Steel Magnolias refrence!
LOVE THIS!!
Lol Her twitter page sure makes for a good laugh–
“Moving my very heated hands along the sultry surface of my voluptuous structure while tenderly tracing every curve with my fingertip… XOs”
“Lively losing every loose layer of clothing as I leap into a lush pile of lime leaves – Who knew fall liked to bare all? ;)”
The girl likes her alliterations!!
Lime leaves?
Sounds like she’s been doing Mad Libs.
Doug must be short — look at his Tom Cruiselike shoes.
Ugh. Her dress is very disrespectful of other churchgoers, and I used to wear shorts to Sunday night Last Chance Mass during the Summer.
And, yeah, those are implants. Look how they have an implant “border.”
Tacky and gross. All of them.
Lord help her. She needs to go to church.
Just love the prominently displayed Victoria’s Secret bad. Look, I have sexy underwear! I’m going to wear it! on my body!
And I like the mom walking several paces behind, shlupping Courtney’s drink and some food around.
where is this girl/family from again?? Clearly she thinks no one in CA knows what a boob-job looks like. She thinks that she is some bombshell ready to blow-up this town up w/her talent and beauty.
hahahaha what a sad picture. she has to sleep next that troll and act like she loves him.
Classic, poorly done bolt-ons.
Poor decision making skills apparently run in the family and don’t stop at the plastic surgeons door.
THIS is people disrespecting and “waging war on marriage” more than most things I’ve seen being trotted out politically that say they are doing as much.
Why does she dress in that early nineties get up? That armband, the stripper heels, the body con dress? I reckon the mum must so be ‘styling’ her because she just looks so dated.
And that fake tan! It looks so rough, scaly and skanky.
If she wants to look like a blonde bombshell she needs to get her hair done by a proper colourist, get a professional spray tan and buy some decent clothes.
Pam Anderson was hot in her heyday. She looked clean, wholesome and sexy. So it can be done. This girl always looks like a grub.
Not going to lie, I kind of like her dress. Not her shoes or face or “fame”, but the dress is quite nice.
I like the dress too. If it were a couple of inches longer, and I had the boobs to fill it out, I’d be all over that.
However- I am an adult, and my parents would have locked me in my room until I changed if I tried walking out of the house in THAT at 17! Jeez! Leave something to the imagination!
… now I feel guilty for criticizing a 17 year old. At that age I would have absolutely DIED if people were talking about me like they talk about her. 🙁 This kid is going to need years of therapy when this all catches up to her.
Do not feel guilty. She/they courted the attention, and now she’s got it. And if she doesn’t want the attention and criticism that goes along with it, then don’t actively seek it with provocative dress, tweets, etc.
LOL look at the woman in the background in the second picture…her face says it all….EWWWW!
I think Doug and her mother are perpetrating a publicity scam on the world. Doug’s probably writing the Mad Lib tweets – I honestly don’t think Courtney is bright enough to know all those big words.
Her mother is a pimp. I wonder if bad 70s porn music plays whenever she enters a room.
HAHAHA! Boom-chicka-wow-wow…
As disgusting as she is…his manboobs are even more so!!! EWWW!!!
in the second picture down i LOVE LOVE LOVE the girl the facial expression of the girl walking behind her!!!
Notice the mother is always with them, or rather HIM. I think there is a relationship but it’s a real question of who it may be with. Mom may be doing all the heavy lifting for her widdle girl. It makes me sick that anyone would raise a girl who thinks that’s appropriate to wear to church, even Anton LeVey’s church of Satan would have had a more decent dress code. I’m always surprised when on these outings some men don’t start jamming dollar bills down her fake cleavage. She looks like what she is, which since she’s underage, so incredibly sad. Her old man husband looks like a minder, not a real boyfriend never mind a husband. I think they are actually too odd to sell on TV, I don’t see her dreams of stardom coming true at all, because honestly no matter how slutty she is, she’s not pretty in the face and LA is full of very beautiful women and she’s not one of them.
I’m glad she went to church dressed like that. At least she keeps it real, unlike all the other phonies who pretend to be someone they aren’t for an hour on Sunday morning.
That was a truly awesome post. But I wouldn’t want to go to church with my kids knowing she was there for them to gawk at.
I was wondering that myself. I doubt the paps were interested in them at all seeing as how the people around weren’t even that interested in . If you look at the pic with her shades looking head o, in the street you can’t see a crowd , you can’t even see the pap/ paps papping away!
It is so depressing to realize that this 17 year old girl thinks she’s attained what she wants: fame (actually, infamy), some money and attention. Her tweets make me laugh out loud, though. How does she get all that alliteration together? As I stupidly slither with my fake freaking chest hangingout- I can’t even do it.
Did she just paint her boobs?
I surprised they all didn’t burst into flames the second they stepped foot in that church!
hahaha, look at the girl in the backgrounds face in that first picture, lolololol!!
Best headline ever. Oh Celebitchy, how I love you!
Her boobs are so bad looking, and so fake looking I want to take a huge safety pin and see if they would literally pop when I poked Courtney’s boobs with it.
You know, I’m thinking that Courtney’s father is non-existant in her life. You never hear anything about him, just her mother.
I wonder if Courtney’s dad was in her life, would her mother even had made her go down this route?
She actually looks like a 17 year old in these pics. With the shades masking whatever horrible drag makup she has on… she looks youthful dressing up to look older. Just sayin.
Yea, I was thinking the same thing! With her eyes covered (and ignore the rest of her body) she does actually look quite young – so sad to see!
That guy’s pants are always six inches too long. Is he trying to look taller? Does he not know what length to get to cover his high heels?
I’m surprised she didn’t bring a dog with her. I mean, a real dog.
Yuck. She oozes skank slime
a mall church…..
She says she is a teen, but her arms and hands say 30 something.
yeah.. that’s obviously appropriate church attire… smdh.
The way she dresses it makes me wonder how someone hadn’t tried to sexually assault her yet.
The way she dresses it makes me wonder how someone hadn’t tried to assault her yet.
What bothers me the most is that her mother is dressed completely normal while she’s dressed in her usual “I’m working the corner” outfit.