Jessica Simpson has a new beauty line called Beauty Mint. That’s not really important, except that promoting the line has given Jessica the opportunity to talk about sweatin’, fartin’ and glowin’. Basically, it’s just like any other day. A few weeks ago, Jessica talked to People Magazine about her pregnancy glow and how it’s really just sweat:

Pregnancy has been no inconvenience for Jessica Simpson so far. In fact, she loves it.

“Pregnancy was meant for me – it really was,” the Fashion Star mentor and Beauty Mint spokesperson tells PEOPLE. “I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.”

Simpson, 31, also says pregnancy has been a spiritual time, too.

“Just knowing that you’re creating a life is such a spiritual thing,” she says. “Everything is growing, but you’re making a life. It’s pretty cool.”

On the flipside, Simpson has discovered not all the perks of pregnancy are true either.

“People always say that pregnant women have a glow,” she says. “And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death. I think they just tell pregnant women they’re glowing to make them feel good about themselves, because everything makes them a little bit emotional.”

Contributing to the experience is having her fiancé Eric Johnson at her side every step of the way.

“When I’m tired, I make Eric rub me,” she says. “Eric is very, very supportive. We’re both extremely excited. He’s been to every doctor’s appointment with me. We just love it. We can’t believe we get to do this, and we get to do it together. We’re going to be a rock star family!”

[From People]

LMAO at “When I’m tired, I make Eric rub me.” That just reminded me of my dog for whatever reason. He likes to have his ears rubbed and pulled. Whenever I rub his ears, it feels so good to him that he starts rubbing his head on me like a cat. Anyway… back to Jessica and her fart-soaked sweat. In a new interview with InStyle, Jessica talked about sweating again: “People always say that when you’re pregnant, you glow, but I say it’s because of all sweating you do!”

I’m not trying to say that women shouldn’t talk about these things. I sweat – I sweat a lot when I’m working out. My whole top half is just soaked in sweat. See? It’s fine to talk about. But whenever it’s Jessica and she’s talking about sweating and farting, I just feel like she’s giving her critics more ammo. I also think that she’s probably pretty gross in person.

By the way, the photos of Jessica in sweatpants – those are from her nephew’s birthday party. Everyone else looked nice in business-casual clothes, and Aunt Jessica turned up in sweatpants and Uggs. At some point, I think I’ve begun to admire her.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.