These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving Ken Paves’ salon last night, where she was getting her blonde “hair” worked on. We actually haven’t had new photos of Linnocent in a while, although she’s been photographed a few times in the past month. I think she’s trying to keep a lower profile for the moment. I actually have a theory that LL has gotten some “work” done on her face over the past month as a precursory to the media blitz for her Playboy cover shoot. Once the issue of Playboy comes out, I suspect we’ll be seeing more “candid” photos of LL and her new face. I can see in these photos that she’s still maintaining her comically oversized crack lips, and that her nose looks “refreshed”.
By the way, LL usually doesn’t go to Ken Paves – he’s not her regular hair guy. I guess since she had all of that Playboy money burning a hole in her pocket, she decided to splurge on a new crack weave. Paves is best known for his friendship and professional association with Jessica Simpson, but Jessica and Ken had a falling out last year, and since then, Ken has been in the market for a new muse. He might have found one with Eva Longoria, but I’m sure he’d like another blonde too.
Also – that British report that LL was “close to signing” a deal with the UK’s Celebrity Big Brother show was false, just as I assumed. LL’s rep told E! News, “Lindsay is not doing Big Brother.” I’m telling you, even if the court let her leave the country, LL is a clever enough crackhead to know that she shouldn’t be filmed 24-7.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Is that mouthwash she’s carrying?
Nah. It has to be Bombay Sapphire.
Yeah, much more likely. I just thought mouthwash because her teeth have been looking pretty rough lately. Eternal optimist I guess.
Good one Constance!
Bombay has a black metal cap, not a blue plastic cap.
Probably Fiji water.
1/3 Fiji water, 2/3’s vodka.
Question: This twit is carrying a purse/bag. I understand holding your ‘beverage’, your new hair care product, maybe even the phone, but why in the SamRo Hell would you carry your smokes and lighter? What the f*ck is the purse for, her ‘sea jasper’?
Usually a salon of Paves status will give you a bag (with their logo) to carry any products you purchase.
Mouthwash? I doubt it, because her FAKE teeth are yellow already. Eeeewww, that some hard living right here.
When I saw these pictures at first I thought it was one of the 40 year old housewives. NO joke. She is an idiot.
her teeth are looking jacked again (ALREADY!), but — BUT! — I’d say she looks better here than she has in ages. Like the hat. Like the color-blocked outfit. Don’t mind the shoes.
Ya she obviously couldn’t afford to have the bottom ones done the same time as the top they’re very yellow
I agree, she looks good. Jaysus, I hope she sorts herself out!
I agree, I think she’s looking better than she has in ages. Which isn’t saying much, but still. Baby steps.
I ask this in all seriousness:
is she physically unable to close her mouth now?
Not with those inflated lips. I’m sure her bottom lip is too heavy for the muscles around her jaw.
Good one Mia! Another zinger for today!
I’m thinking if anyone has muscles around their jaw it’s her.
Lady D
LMFAO
True dat!
Lady D
Now that was a good zinger ! True too…..
My thoughts exactly @siren6! Is she unable to close her mouth anymore. It’s those big ole inner tube lips! Gawd she’s so clueless, this poor girl is a mess.
That’s not blond hair. It’s yellow with white highlights.
Call me crazy but I kind of like her outfit *ducks for cover*
I like it too. I’d wear it 🙂
I like her outfit too! The oversized hat looks especially good on her because we don’t have to see too much of her busted face.
Is she bringing her own hair products to save money or is she huffing now?
Teeth still look horrid. Can’t tell, but hope the hair does as well. She’s long overdue for some major change in the hair department. Still think her career is over, Playboy isn’t a career, it’s just a quick financial fix.
She can’t even close her mouth with those lips. I think she is carrying a bottle of booze. Why do these celebs carry giant purses but refuse to put their phones,cigs ,etc in them-strange
Looking to snag a sponsorship. There is always a reason.
She got her lips done again.
The tied shirt bottom is too Daisy Duke.
@Girl. She needs mouth wash, for sure, but I think it’s Fuji water.
Didn’t know Fuji made water. I thought it was Fiji.
$20 Bucks there is Jack Daniels in that Red Bull, Vodka in the Fiji Bottle and a crack pipe in her “cigarette” box. — Lohan Survival Kit —
Even Vegas WOULDN’T take that bet.
I too like the outfit. I usually think those hats look terrible but she’s kind of rocking it. I think what appears to be a nose job is just her normal nose, not swollen from snorting pills. In some older pics you can see very clear inflammation of the sides of her shnozz-definitely due to snorting pills or coke.
Dear Gawd, she looks ATROCIOUS! That hat! Those shoes! (Why do women want to look like they have hooves?)
Rux – LOL! We all know that “water” is “vodka” in Lohanese.
Too funny, my original thought was totally the opposite — I actually thought, “huh. cute hat.”
You’re too right — vodka and water are interchangeable…..sort of wondering if she shouldn’t start brushing her teeth with vodka to help those poor yellow things out a bit 🙂
Mornin belle
Yea! Either one of two things is happening here. One, the PB issue is coming soon and we can look forward to our usual cracknanigans to resume OR Blohan is reverting back to ‘normal’ calling the paps on herself. I mean, come on people, notice we didn’t see Blohan ENTER the salon but exiting all, as a friend of mine used to say (God bless him in heaven) freshly fluffed and folded. If the paps stake out Paves salon, we would have seen her ‘enter’ as well.
Now for the dangerous part of my comment because belle’s got the aim of Roger Clemmons, Pedro Martinez and Nolan Ryan all rolled into one. I think she looks good. (No one EVER thought they’d hear me say that, now did ya?) Of course, money can do that for you.
*now ducks, running out of the treehouse as belle is throwing cracktini glasses at me ala Blohan*
Don’t worry Mad, you’re safe! But THANK YOU for the compliment on my aim (you do know I can throw with the best of the Blohans)!!!
She’s just so “EWWW. Ick nast” that it’s really truly hard for me to ever see her “look good.”
And I sincerely hope, from the bottom of my dark, blackened heart, that she returns to her typical cracknanigans.
I must have SOME form of entertainment here in Podunk Nowhere. (And booze & ciggies only go so far!) 😉
She ain’t nothing put pure white trash!!!!
At 25, she looks a particularly hard-looking late 30s, but there are plenty of women in their 30s who look fresher and younger than she does.
I really like her outfit but why is she carrying all that stuff in her hand when she has a purse? Also, I suspect she’s not wearing a bra…
And I suspect she doesn’t own a bra…
Darling, I don’t the she knows the meaning of the word “bra.”
I don’t think she can close her mouth with those mega-lips. Also in some recent photos, Linnocent’s “old” nose had a bump in the middle of the bridge. That seems to be gone now.
I vote that she’s been keeping a lower profile and had some more cosmetic surgery in preparation for the “”relaunch” of her career via Playboy.
Mornin Bess
She can have all the plastic surgery she wants, look good, great even and it won’t change the fact of her REPUTATION of not showing up, coming late, or looking like death warmed over due to her previous nights drug and alcohol lalapaloozza. Any and all reputable producers/directors wouldn’t come within 10 miles of this twit. She’s ‘unlikeable’, uninsurable, and overall probably disrespected and a laughing stock within the industry.
Oh, darling, you know the industry is showing her pix to young wanna-be’s who haven’t made it yet and saying “This is the cautionary tail.”
In the top picture of her in the car, I would have bet that was Rose McGowen. It certainly doesn’t look like LL (the untouched one, anyway).
So many good comments – I love the Lindsay threads – snarking big time!
Trout mouth, she reminds me of Meg Ryan.
That show in Britian probably decided that it didn’t want her, she’d bring down the ratings. Smart move of them.
The slightly shorter hair looks a lot better. She actually looks clean for once.
Clutching her water bottle filled with vodka and high as a kite. You know she wouldn’t be watching the ground that closely with paps around unless she was afraid she would fall on her ass.
Mercy me.
Close your mouth Lindsay, a fly is going to get in! I wish these girls would stop injecting their lips.
I agree with Ladybert62–I love the Lindsay threads. They are always good for some comedy. There have been too many Angelina Jolie posts lately. Those threads always devolve into a playground battle between the AJ’s a saint group versus the AJ is the devil incarnate group. After awhile it is too much to read.
Here we just break out the cracktinis and chill.
AGREE! The Angie threads are ***horrible.**
Typical exchange:
Post: Angie isn’t looking so hot in that third picture.
Response: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE? I’ll bet you are a hag sitting behind your computer and hating on beautiful people who are out there in the world making a huge, beautiful difference! What is WRONG with you? Oh my God, I can’t believe how ignorant and judgmental you are! Your husband must hate you. I’ll bet you are infertile, too, you jealous hater.
Who wants to read that, let alone participate in it? I skip all the Angie crap now.
Why did you bring her up then????
Yes. Nothing goes together like cracktinis and snark!
I agree 100% about the Jolie posts. Although I am interested in her career, I don’t really read those threads here anymore. In all the other threads it seems like everyone’s opinion is valued, which is why I love this site, but not the AJ threads where you are only allowed to comment if you adore her :S
Also agree that the Blohan threads are incredibly entertaining 😀
Doesn’t she have debt to pay off with that Playboy money? Hopefully that was taken care of before she went to the salon. I don’t care how much better she thinks she looks or much better she thinks her crack weave looks, she needs to realize no one in Hollywood is ever going to want to work with her again, the paparazzi need to realize this as well. She effectively Z-list at this point. There’s no coming back for her. A pap’s time would be better spent finding juicy gossip on something else.
Oh, silly LeeLoo! Linnocent Blohan NEVER pays off her debts! She just sues or counter-sues. 😉 And of course, blames others (her “managers” and “accountants” for not paying her bills. It’s hard out there for a pimptress!)
She’ll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.
Mornin Mort
She’ll gladly pay you NEVER for a CRACK HIT today.
Evening Madisyn and Bella!
Or she’ll gladly give you a beej for some sea jasper today
LOL! Afternoon Mort!
My cell died an ugly death, so apparently I’m the recipient of an early Christmas present. CAN’T WAIT TO SEE IT!
Is anyone else seeing a Rose Mcgowan look alike in those pictures?
look at how wide the iris of her eyes are – she’s hhiiiiiiiiiiiigggghhhhhhhhh!
why would one wear a hat when leaving a hair salon?
that makes no sense.
1) shouldn’t it be looking great, so why hide it?
2)won’t it mess up the do?
My hairdresser got really pissed when I wore a hat out! I just did it b/c I had rushed there & my face looked make-up free & albino like. I’m pretty sure she would use “paparazzi” as her excuse, like she does for everything else. 😉
I’m not speaking for Blohan (because she’d probably sue my ass!) 😀 but I leave the salon with a “wet head” because I don’t blow-dry my hair.
My hair is healthy as all get-out, because I don’t colour it, curl it, blow-dry it, or straighten it. It’s nice, in theory, but my hair grows like a maniac (at least 9 inches a year) and there is so, so very much of it!
lolololol what is that face that outfit what a walking barrel of laughs
Ok no one has mentioned the huge stain on her shirt!. Right at saggy boob level. Always classing it up Linds..Once trash always trash.
So, with all the “work” she’s doing on her physical self, is there ANY indication she has been doing her CS? Tick tock, sweetie…
Now is this ‘my’ Boo who’s also ‘CoolPhosperescentShimmer’?
On the last thread, about BBUK and Blohan, JULES said she ‘could be recovering from plastic surgery’ and although I thought she was laying low to what I would call a ‘Hefner ordered smackdown on pap shots’, I thought the theory of plastic surgery definetly possible.
Now I thinks its PROBABLE, which means our theory she hasn’t been doing her CS would make sense but heres the rub. Would Blohan, knowing she’s most definetly going to jail on the 14th if she HASN’T been doing her CS, go to jail when the PB issue comes out and would be in jail for the holidays?
Gosh, I can’t wait for the 14th, cuz I’m more than confused. Just when we think we can predict her movements, she leaves us confuzzled.
If she has been doing her CS, plastic surgery is out. She’s too vain to go to CS with a ‘new’ face after surgery, not to mention it probably wouldn’t be hygenic.
Yes, this is your Boo! <3
I know what you mean–having her lay low has been very puzzling. What could it mean? I can't believe she would want to be in jail for the holidays unless she has ol' Stephie in her back pocket and will somehow, some way, find another way around the judge's very specific orders. I just have a hard time believing she has been there at the morgue all this time and no one took a single picture. It would be unprecedented.
We’ve not heard a SINGLE THING from anyone involved at the morgue, so she ABSOLUTELY CANNOT be doing her time there, as ordered.
Either she’s done with the required amount before her next court date (crack tail-gate?) or she’s dead.
Remember the “Oh, she’s doing so well working amongst her friends” at the morgue posts? What happened to those?
She’s not doing the hours. She’s probably completed the minimum required hours and is stoned out of her gourd. AND drunk.
Boo and Belle
If she’s completed the ‘minimum’ hours, thats still 11/12 times we DIDN’T see going to the morgue.
Is it even feasible to ‘negotiate’ with the paps to not photograph her going to and fro from the morgue? Could she promise them ‘exclusives’ or something. But she couldn’t possibly bribe them all, right?
I can’t imagine judge Stephie would put her CS on hold because she signed a contract with PB BEFORE her hearing and AFTER agreeing in court to the conditions laid out for her. Right?
The paps couldn’t be ‘bored’ with her right, she still is cracknanigan worthy, I mean they still make a pretty penny photographing her, right?
I’m beyond confuzzled and cant’t wait till a week from Wed.
She couldn’t buy off every pap.
Here’s the thing. If she had not done/is not within striking distance for completing her hours, the judge ordered her PO to pull the plug on her IMMEDIATELY and NOT WAIT until the next hearing to blow the whistle, and when/if the PO yells foul, LL is to be arrested. Thus, since she is still among us, we have to assume that she has completed at least 8 days or is there right this minute completing her 8th day, and she would then have to be there every day until the hearing to meet her obligation.
I can hear it now. PO will not do what she is supposed to do, and SCH will say, “Your honor, we trusted the PO to keep track of this, as you told us she would be arrested if she did not comply. Since she was not arrested, we assumed she was in compliance. And by the way, everyone loves her at the morgue.” Judge Steph will say, “That’s right. On your way, little Lindsay!!”
The outfit is great for her, for once she got it right. Too bad the pink lips only emphasizes the yellow teeth! And, why indeed would you wear a hat after leaving a high end salon? I hope Paves got paid up front!
I’m glad she finally has a decent hair stylist.
She’s just looking kind of Housewives of NJ, instead of crackhouse.
Her hair looks better.
You know, I understand and appreciate some plastic surgery that ends up looking nice (Ashlee Simpson), but when you have naturally thin, cute lips but then get them so big that they become your “thing” like “the” feature you try to play up (Meg Ryan & Melanie Griffith anyone?), it just looks as pathetic as Madonna and her 19 year old boyfriends (not to be anti-woman, but when
it’s obvious they are using you… and I’m talking to you also Mr. Hefner)….
I just can’t stand the strutting around pushing her lips out thing. I am just so embarrassed for her.
She’s channeling someone with this look. Who am I thinking of? Maybe that poor girl who was killed by her boyfriend (also a Playboy model)? This look is stolen, but I like it.
this is the best she’s looked in awhile. Did she do a little lip injection lately? They’re looking even fuller to my eyes.
The hat is cute, the hair is pretty (even the color), but the face, body and those shoes are NOT.
You usually wear the hat into the salon to hide your nasty hair, not coming out covering up the stylists hard work….
those lips looks like a she had them over inflated again kinda like my pekies hindend in while she was in heat last week……talk about a act like a (b)itch she was……LOL
and her eyes are blown up like a cat in the dark not a good sign..looks higher then a kite…
the hat is very Veronica Lake looking like the 40’s star who used to wear one just like that as a style statement…
lastly her nose looks like shes maybe has that bump shaved and fillers above the nostils were they were collapsing…
LOL…in picture 4 she is freezing her ass off in the car, ok no offense to fake blondes here, but REALLY!!…lindsay owns(hoards)hundreds of purses (luggage),but carries everything in her hand and she owns (steals) hundreds of jackets but does not wear one when its obviously needed…am i delusional or what?
No angel, your not delusional. Several have commented on carrying her entire purse contents in her hands. It was surmised that she does it for ‘product placement’. Blohan needs moolah, so that theory is not far fetched.
Hmm, I have to admit this is the best I have seen her look in a long time…
Betcha a 3 grams of coke you can’t close your lips Linds…..
….Ya, just as I thought.
I don’t understand how she can keep up this lifestyle that she lives. She must be heavily in debt because she hasn’t had a decent acting job in over 6 years now.
She must be earning off product placement and party appearances because I have no idea how she can afford to rent a $10,000 dollar a month apartment.
And no fashion designer worth their salt would want Lilo in any of their clothes. People don’t want to wear shit seen on trash. Snookie the exception.
It has always confused me.
Nice yellow teeth
Mad,
do you have any theories as to why Linnocent is wearing that huge hat after just having her hair done.?
The only thing I could possibly surmise is Hefner has put the kibosh on Blohan pap shots but she ‘had’ to call them anyway, (too much temptation, force of habit) so she put the hat on to ‘show’ Hef she wasn’t ‘seeking out’ the paps. Probably took it off as soon the vehicle pulled away.
And your theory?
EDIT: I just read Boo’s theory. Hers is better.
is she carrying parliament cigs? is this a 1970s British ad? I would love if she got prod placement cashish from parliament
Floppy hat to help shield her face so nobody sees her cracked-out eyes (hair covering half her face and mostly downcast eyes support this, too. Usually she will reflexively look at a camera).
She looks good. Glad she’s keeping a low profile, such a good decision.
if she was wearing a sweater rather than the pale pink satiny shirt, in a darker color, this outfit would rock. i don’t care for the color of the hat & shoes, but at least they MATCH. so many of her outfits are just so random.
the name of the Playboy girl is Dorothy Stratten. She was from Vancouver BC, hooked up with a total loser pimp named Paul Snider. they moved to hollywood, she started getting gigs, and when she left him for director Peter Bogdanovich, she filed for divorce, went to his house (their former home), with money for him, and he shot her, and hours later, himself. Very sad tale. I was just old enough in the early 1980s to become fascinated with stories like this-Edie whatsername, Jean Simpson, others. It was the beginning of major long-form articles, telling the whole entire story. Many books would come out analyzing the build-up to the horrific crime. I was simply obsessed with all of that. She was lovely, but I don’t think she’d have ever amounted to much-too dull. Her sister, Louise, ended up marrying
Bogdanovich, when she was 20. They divorced. Her ‘career’, since the divorce, has been mighty thin, but she is really beautiful-prettier than Dorothy, I think.
Bodganovich is now teaching filmmaking at UNC. His films haven’t done that well. I saw The Cat’s Meow, hoping for a rousing tale of murder (20s era, the Hearst Empire, decadent movie makers) but it was a real bore. So sad-he was a brilliant filmmaker once upon a time. Ok, enough of the history lesson.
YES, Lindsay DOES look like D. Stratten, and a 40-year-old Hollywood Housewife, and even Rose McGowan-but you sayin’ fightin’ words when you bring up Veronica Lake in relation to this idiot. The hat? it is so ridiculous, that it’s the ONLY reason she is worthy of a photo & any discussion at all. What in the WORLD is she doing wearing that kind of a hat leaving a high-end salon, when it is COLD out, and she doesn’t even wear a SWEATER. this girl is JUST PLAIN NUTS.
OOOHHH. took one more look at the top photo. her hair looks JUST LIKE Jessica Simpson hair. now that Jessica is getting her hair done *again* by someone competent, she looks great. and Lindsay, bless her, found someone competent-maybe at the recommendation of Hefner? it does look so much better than the pale moonlight rat’s nest she’s been toting around, gouging our poor eyes out with. anyway. have a nice night, ladies. let the Lohantics begin! she has been MISSED.
and one other thing-her waste-of-space father is in the hospital getting his blackened piece of coal heart operated on. bets, anyone? survival? antics? what do you think he’ll say when he gets out, other than “yes, your honor”? after that last bit of nonsense with Kate Major, I am HOPING he’ll go into jail and frankly NEVER come out. he is a lifelong abuser, and he has had more chances than LiLo, fer Gawd’s sake. What does it TAKE to jail a Lohan???
puh-LEEZ.
Allright..in all truth, there are two potential outcomes for our favorite little hellcat. 1. She dies. 2. She thrives, makes comeback after comeback and keeps the interest of those of us with prurient interests. I am pulling for the lil sociopath personally. She’s got moxie and there is something compelling about her. I think she is tough as they come, look at her grifting background! Truly, don’t hate the player, hate the game. The way she has been coddled is no fault of her own, grown-ass professionals are in charge of letting this shameless creature make a mockery of them. Shine on you CRAZY diamond…I suspect she will provide many years of entertainment. Bless her little soul, she has a street hustler mentality…I find her cute.
Wow. Paves did a nice job with the cut and refreshing the extensions, but letting her walk out with French-Fry colored hair is not an enticing advert for his services.
After all of their self-mutilation, can’t decide which sister looks more frightening now.
Oh my god, she’s actually starting to resemble Michael Jackson. I don’t mean feature-for-feature, but I meant that weird undefinable plastic-surgery quality that makes a person look…..wrong. Just wrong. And like MJ before he died.