When you read a lot of blogs written by men, you come away with certain ideas of what the “average dude” find attractive, and it’s not always the most body-image-affirming message. Take the Kardashians, for instance, and how dudes discuss the various sisters. Kim is constantly criticized for her gigantic (implant-filled?) ass, and Khloe is constantly mocked for being a big, tall girl, while Kourtney is always praised as the “prettiest” or “hottest” Kardashian girl. I’ll never understand that, because Kourtney and Kim seem to be in a race as to “Who Can Jack Their Face The Most By The Age Of 40”. Kim used to be such a pretty girl, and she’s just destroyed it by Botox, lip injections, fillers, likely surgery, and the cherry on top, too-excessive grooming and drag queen makeup. Kourtney has been hittin’ the ‘Tox too, and her face has gone through a rather harsh metamorphosis over the past few years. Which leaves Khloe… I don’t think Khloe hit’s the ‘Tox, and I think she has a really cute face. Why do dudes hate her so much?

Anyway, these are new photos of the Kardashians promoting something whatever, who cares? Let’s see… they were at the opening of “Kardashian Khaos” at the Mirage in Las Vegas. Don’t make me look up what that is. In my mind, it’s a theme park in which everyone pays to put on a prosthetic ass and then they get boned by Ray-J. Because, really, what else does Ray-J have going on? Of course he’d work at the Kardashian theme park in Las Vegas.

Other stories – Radar claims that Kris Humphries has been bad-mouthing Kim to his friends, which is pretty boring. Allegedly, Kris has been telling people “Kim’s reality shows are a total sham. He doesn’t think there is anything real about the shows at all. Kris thinks that Khloe is truly the only authentic one among the Kardashian sisters. Even though they didn’t get along, at all, he respects that Khloe does what she wants. If Kim and Kris had stayed together, and he had gotten traded to Dallas, like Lamar did, he knows Kim wouldn’t have moved with him like Khloe is doing.” He also todl friends a story about how Kim faked a “lost earring” and gave an Oscar-worthy performance for the cameras. Blah.

And the final story of the day – Kim spoke to various media outlets while in Vegas, and she stayed on point. When asked if she still wanted to be married one day, she said, “Absolutely. I believe in love, always.” About what she’s learned: “I’m really thinking that 2011 was a lot of learning lessons… in2012, I’m just excited for the New Year and the new me.” When asked if she already had a new man, she said, “I’m not looking.” So f–king boring.

Photos courtesy of WENN.