This cold is kicking my butt and the blog was slow and frustratingly buggy today. I thought I fixed it, but it’s still screwy periodically. I’ll keep working on it. If the site doesn’t load for you at some point, hit reload and try again. I’m going to hold off from installing new features for a while because they keep breaking shit. Let me put a plug in for my web hosts, choopa, who treat me like gold even when I ask them 5 times a day to reboot the server.

Where is “marines all the way”? He has not commented in a while and that makes me worry about him. Hi to Viv, xiaoecho, Angelika, Agent Bedhead, Mr. T, AC and everyone who has been commenting lately.

– Kate Moss downs champagne. She can’t be pregnant, right? [Hollywood Rag]
– Vote for Mollygood’s Halloween costume [Mollygod]
– Vincent Gallo is dating a 16 year-old girl. [ICYDK]
– Ideas for sitcoms that are really clever puns [College Humor]
– Heather Mills to sue British tabloids [I’m Not Obsessed]
– What the hell is Penelope Cruz wearing? [Bastardly]
– Britney and K-Fed on the verge of splitting? [Hollyscoop]
– “The Prestige” is a fantastic film about struggling magicians at the turn of the century and stars Christian Bale, who really needs to star in more movies so I can stare at him for two hours. [Pajiba]
– What is worse: the old trying to look young or the young trying to look old? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay Lohan says she likes to sit down and commune with nature [DListed]
– Don’t forget to vote on November 7th [CityRag]
– Ewan McGregor thinks playing James Bond would be career suicide [Agent Bedhead]
– A woman claims to have actually had sex with Michael Jackson [The Shallow End]
– Rush Limbaugh accused Michael J. Fox of not taking his medicine so he would have worse tremors in his pro stem cell research PSA [Junkiness]
– NJ gives gay couples the same rights as heterosexual couples. They probably still can’t get married, though. [Metadish]
– Melissa Etheridge and her partner had boy and girl twins [Celebslam]
– No one wants to pay $7,5000 for a date with Dennis Rodman. How surprising [ecorazzi]
– Matthew Perry hates the paparrazi [Celebrity Puke]
– Diwali Mubarak (Shout out to My) Hos [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
– Madonna goes on Oprah to show her receipt for baby Davie. Maybe she forgot to remove the sensor and that’s the problem. [Socialite’s Life]
– The Bahamian government is pissed at Anna Nicole Smith for lying on her resident application [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Tyra Banks freaking loves vaseline [Wampoon]
– You will soon be able to watch “The O.C.” on myspace [LA.com]
– Remember Christopher Reeve [Drunken Stepfather]
– Ivanka Trump shows off her new boobies [Notorious F.A.G.]
– Tyra Banks freaking loves vaseline [Wampoon]
– You will soon be able to watch “The O.C.” on myspace [LA.com]
– Remember Christopher Reeve [Drunken Stepfather]