Sheryl Crow needs to do us all a favor and tell us the name of the tanning salon that did this to her. It looks like they forced her to wear a baseball cap during the tanning session, and sprayed her with four “4”s in a row. Then they bra-jacked her. What a shame. Please Sheryl, get the word out and tell us the name of this salon. We don’t want this bad tan job to happen to anyone else.
I love how half her forehead is white and she looks like she realizes how bad it turned out!
She’s so tan, she’s orange.
“bra-jacked” – hahaha
You all know she is going through treatment for breast cancer, dont you? Its pretty sad that you are saying these things about someone who is going through such an ordeal, like being treated for cancer. Are you also going to say something about a bad hair-do when she starts losing her hair because of her treatments? I should hope you would have a little more compassion for someone who is going through these horrible times.
Sarah, she is totally cured now from what I have heard, and you don’t get a bad fake and bake from visiting the doctor. I’m sure she wouldn’t want special treatment due to her past medical status, and she’s been touring and doing well, even appearing in a bikini on stage.
I agree, it’s not like she’s still a cancer patient. I guess she hangs around Aniston too much.. overtanning is obviously contagious.
She’s writing a CD about her b00bs and overcoming cancer; she’s fair game.
She’s a total flake. In addition to that, we all know that TANNING GIVES YOU CANCER, so I’d like to add the fact she has no common sense. And when you’re going through chemo, it’s not really the time to get a tan.
So since she’s cancer free and I’m a jerk, I think I’m entitled to a have-at-it.
I’m sorry if I offended anyone with this post, but I wasn’t poking fun at her cancer or her cancer treatment, it was the bad tanning job. As for her walking around braless, unless she has a medical reason not to wear a bra, I’ll take a jab at it. It’s all in good fun, nothing personal.
Hard not to take a jab, Sheryl’s THO got me in the eye.
The difference with the possible hair loss from radiation is that she has no control over that.
Purposely turning yourself orange is a CHOICE.
This is one bad looking photo!
what does a self tanning accident have to do with cancer???
I agree with Viv. She’s a moron of the first degree. Only a complete fucking idiot would go throug a bout of breast cancer only to go get baked at the tanning salon and increase her risk of getting skin cancer.
First of all, that photo is so photoshopped it’s not even funny anymore.
Secondly, you don’t lose your hair from radiation.
Third : Sheryl’s a class act even if she sprays herself blue with pink polka dots.
And for good measure : is it her fault that Contactmusic, as always, take a cd/boob joke totally out of context and refuse to see the fun.
Pathetic.
Uhh… don’t suppose any of you morons have heard of SPRAY tanning?!
Yeah, its spray tanning…Look at the stain soaking through her shirt on the right boob, right side.
I have never liked her, and no amount of cancer will guilt me into praising one of her overrated songs or her medicore looks. Her career is a malignancy on the body of music en masse.
Wow, Ertarox, *wipes a tear from my eye*. Your versification and analogy of Sheryl is beautiful. Palm clap. (Sorry for being cheesy, but it was pretty tight).
It didn’t occur to me the photo could be photoshopped either. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. We’re ALL SUCH MORONS for not noticing or doing our hmwrk on Sheryl Crow. I’m going to go start my own fan club and every blog site that talks shit we will 0WN them. Want to be president, Hanah?
Yeah, it looks like fake bake to me too. At least I hope it is since her getting tan would be really STUPID. But with all the streaks…I’d bet fake bake. Still, she looks horrible here. Definitely needs a bra or at least more loose of a shirt if she’s going to be out in public like that!!!
To one of your posters : she’d be the first one to lose hair from radiation.
And yeah if you’re gonna poke fun at someone, use a pic that’s not so obviously photoshopped. You said it. Moron.
And applause for the flake, takes one to know one I suppose.
Personally, I quite enjoy seeing Sheryl out and about without a bra on.
Wow, Sheryl can come join me and cut some waves in that t-shirt anytime. Surf’s up, girl!
You know, I wouldn’t care about seeing her out and about in public without a bra on if her breasts didn’t hang down to her belly-button. But I think that just looks bad. I mean, she has a nice figure but going braless does nothing to enhance it.
Sheryl Crow: bad tan and bra-jacked…
Sheryl Crow needs to do us all a favor and tell us the name of the tanning salon that did this to her. It looks like they forced her to wear a baseball cap during the tanning session, and sprayed her with four “4″s in a row. Then they bra-jacked he…
She looks a little bit like those shirtless droopy pygmy women in Africa except without the two children hanging from her hips. Maybe she should get on the orphan train like Brangelina and Madonna and get herself a couple.
fd, Sweetpea, and Hanah are all the same person who also tried to be three different people on the Matt Lauer’s kid has an odd name post.