How funny is it that Zoe Kravitz ended up with a dude who has the same hair as her dad? These are new photos of Zoe and her super-special boyfriend Penn Badgley in Miami over the holiday. They were photographed constantly at the beach and at their hotel, where you can see that the Miami humidity is not agreeing with Penn’s curly hair. I have to give Penn some credit – he definitely increased his credibility as an interesting person by going from Blake Lively to Zoe. It seems like both Blake and Penn upgraded after they broke up – when they were together, it seemed like Blake was just Penn’s beard, and she was always cheating on him. Now that they’re apart, Blake is free to be “the girlfriend” to a series of A-list men, and Penn now appears heterosexual, with a cute little hipster girl to boot, and a growing career in independent films.
Let’s talk about Zoe’s body for a second – I dislike her bikini, and even though she’s got small boobs, she totally needs more support from a bikini top. That being said, her body is bangin’. I wish my ass looked that cute. And I don’t think she has any cellulite anywhere. UGH! Damn it, Zoe.
As for Penn – seeing him shirtless is NOT sexy. He’s all skinny and furry and oddly feminine. I can’t believe Zoe CHOSE Penn over Michael Fassbender. True, we don’t know what went down, whether Fassy left Zoe or whether she wanted a “real” relationship with someone more low-key or whatever. But we know that Zoe started showing up everywhere with Penn over the summer while she and Michael seemed like they were still “together”. So all I know is that she gave up this…
For this.
Girl, we need to talk.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
I’d kill for an ass like that.
blech I just can’t imagine giving up the Fassdong for someone that pasty.
Ha Ha Ha. Totally agree with you.
ahhh fassbanger as i like to call him, is a super tiny, super creepy, super sexual machine and he had ladies in all sorts of area codes, my guess is she just got tired..i know i would, and this guy looks as aggressive as a sponge, so perhaps she is happy with her choice.
maybe she likes a pasty sharpie better than a curvy fassdong. she’s out of her mind.
From Michael Fassbender to Penn Badgley… what a massive downgrade.
she has little of her mother’s cool style. too bad.
He looks totally out of shape and his hair for god sake. BTW I tought he is gay. Oh well.
He needs a haircut and some ab crunches, stat.
Here is a wonderful picture, of why you never ever… comb out your natural curls.
They look like a pulled apart cotton-ball when you do.
Live and learn.
LOl-LOL-LOL
Omg, Hautie, that was hilarious. It’s true though. As a curly haired gal, I can attest to the no brushing rule.
Are we really sure that SHE traded Fassy for Penn tho? Maybe F. said “for you my dong is no more”?
Hahaha! You may be right!
Fassdong and Badgley are BOTH pasty. I mean, hey work your natural hue and all, but Fassy is so overrated and Badgley…CLOSET twinkish hotness.
She could do so much better. She likes older men what about D.B. Woosdide. That man is foine. Even Chord Overstreet is a better choice if she likes them bright and nobodyish.
And Zoe doesn’t have an ass. What’s to admire? I don’t understand why some women insist on wanting to look like a man when you can have a gorgeous round fem booty!
Totally agree with you, on men and on booty. Honestly, I prefer my butt over hers a million times.
Penn needs a full body shave-hair, face, and chest. I know this is just a gossip site but it always bothers me when somebody is called an upgrade or downgrade in a relationship. Especially since it’s based on looks and/or occupation. Maybe Penn is a better boyfriend than Michael.
She has a lovely body, but an unfortunate looking face. Actually, they are pretty even in the looks department.
So she’s a butterface? 😉
What’s the male version for butterface? Anyway Penn is not even that cute, he doesn’t have a great body either.
I think they make more sense together than her & Fassie and him & Blake .
Penn lost a lot of weight to play Jeff Buckley. He used to have a much more fit body. Being close in age to Zoe myself, not everyone wants someone who looks middle aged and Penn with a haircut/shave has a pretty face in a high chiseled cheekbones sort of way. Just saying from a younger girl’s perspective why one would be attracted to Penn.
True that, Michael is only 34 but looks so much older. I mean my boyfriend is 30 and looks much younger.
She’s lovely, body, face, atttitude. Don’t know about her acting. Heard it was not good in X-Men… Maybe Fassbender distracted her :)?
As for upgrading or downgrading. If it’s only looks that matter than you’re never in a real relationship anyway. You have to have something more meaningful than “my bf is hot”. Ummh yeah, great. I would rather have a “mediocre” guy who makes me happy than a hot (ginger) dude who has better looks and status but brings the drama (how do they call it? torrid?). You’re supposed to thrive in a relationship not crumble so these two probably crumbled.
Also, Kravitz and Fassbender didn’t have the relationship of the year nor did they themselves deny or confirm anything so I don’t know why people are trying to figure out that shit. It didn’t work out, she moved on (because she wants to feel better?) aaaaand I’m over it…
Unless Zoe, Fass or any other celebrity out there tell us the real deal about their relationships, we will never truly know what they see or look for in other people.
Until then, most of us judge celebrities by their looks and talents – hence the upgrading and downgrading part. I don’t know why people are so bothered by it.
Fair enough. You have your judging system, I have mine.
I just think those two weren´t meant to be otherwise it would have lasted longer than a year and she would not move on so fast. If she is happier now, why call it a downgrade just because Fassbender is prettier popular and all that. I do not think that talent is actually an important factor here. Because we know so little about him, it becomes easier to let him be a fantasy instead of real person.
I don´t know the words in english but …”dios le dio pan al que no tiene dientes”.
im glad fassy is free again and she….well…the girl is not that pretty -_-
If I’m not mistaken, that translates to “God gives bread to the one who has no teeth.” I love Spanish proverbs!
I just happy it s finished (about Fassy). i never believed in their relationship.it doesnt mean i dont like her. i just cant get any positive point about she deserved be with Michael. her body is ok but this bikini is pretty awful seems she really dont have good taste. im sure she ll change this boy soon
He looks cute in the pic where he is wet. Which means if he did something with that Q-Tip hair and shaved the taco meat off his chest it would be a vast improvement. But I agree they make sense together. Closer in age and slightly hippy….pun intended.
I wouldn’t kill for that ass. she is so skinny,.. she has no ass at all….. i prefer my body sorry…
Personally, I like seeing Penn and Zoe together. But I do wish that Penn had taken the time and effort to wax/shave the puppy growing on his chest…er, everywhere. Although Penn and Zoe do make a cute couple, I still think Zoe traded down. Welp, more Fassdong for me (shrugs).
The shoes they are carrying back from the beach are hilarious! Wth?? It’s like they mugged a construction worker and a social worker of their shoes on their way to the daily grind…
I think they are cute! I totes believe Penn is straight or bi now; they seem really into each other. And I guess he’s decided to rock the LMFAO beach look, then?
Penn Badgley is still in love with Blakely Lively I seen pictures of them on set and no wonder he was giving her mean looks and also he looked like he is still in loved with her, Also there are pictures of Penn and Blake at that same hotel when they where together, which only means that he took Zoe there because he knew that photos where going to be taken and to show Blake Lively that he is in a high profile realationship too. Besides Zoe just doesn’t seem happy with this guy either her smiles looks forced. They will be be broken up soon. She should take her mother advice, when she warned her about all the phonies in the bussiness. And I dont care if he suppose to be this new found hippi.
Seriously needs more support.
Her girls are gonna look like fried eggs in a few years if she continues with this.
Well…both are unappetizing. If she likes Penn then she’s not woman enough for Fass. Ones a boy with a so so career. The other is a tour de force man. Maybe Zoe couldn’t handle it.
Penn’s hair is atrocious. I was fine with a little growth, but this is ridiculous. That said…he’s kinda cute when he’s clothed and groomed. Z
Zoe did not inherit her parents’ hotness. She’s kinda average-looking, but she has a nice body.
I like them together. They’ve got that bohemian, indie film lifestyle going. They fit better than Zoe & Fassy.
I think she looks great and fits more with Penn than Fassbender who looked like he could be her dad at times ;-/
Please stop trying to make Fassbender the next Brad Pitt in the looks department and the next Phillip Seymour Hoffman in the acting department. He is marginally attractive and his acting is better than sub par but no on the range of any of the greats thus far.
Zoe does not need Fassbender for anything. She is her own person and does whatever and dates whoever the hell she wants and always has even you or I don’t get it.
I may not like her choices but people trying to “unpretty” this girl to put Fassdong on a pedestal is seriously the ultimate definition of hateration. What has she really done that we can come at her neck yet? Or at people upset that she she rode the Fassdong like a champ and possibly decided that he was not worth anything but a jumpoff?
Seriously people.
Agreed, Victoria. Do not understand the obsession with this Fass guy, he’s not all that. But Kaiser LOVES him so you just have to suffer through all the posts about him, and just enjoy her witty writing.
Thank you for being sane.
personally I think Fassie wants a chick with bigger boobs and an East London accent 🙂
This was a total scroll down spit down (of my coke) with :”she went from this…. To this” no comparison, that Boy is certainly more age appropriate though
(sigh) such hot body and youth wasted on that pasty furball thing, but by all means, maneat, girl, man eat away
Get some biceps and chest Penn. U look ridiculous with all that hair and absent muscle tone!
Zoe’s got a gorgeous face and a tight little bod, I want to kick her in the shins out of jealousy. lol
And I don’t get the Penn situation, but she’s legendary in my book for being with the Fassdonger, he’s super hot. Penn must feel so inadequate as a result, I would if i was him!
@Victoria Lol girl, calm down. We’re all entitled to our own opinion. If you’re so upset about it, just click the little ‘X’ in the right corner and move on.
Zoe looks like Mcconaheys gf Camilla.
Zoe & Penn look adorable and very cute together. But why are they both carrying his shoes?
I’m actually kind of sad she isn’t with Fassy anymore. She does seem low maintenance, like me…..maybe that’s why he was into her. But she’s young, maybe she just wanted to have fun?
after that vacay, Penn must have ran out of ink
She has saggy boobs for one so young! No comment on Penn.
She has a cute body. Maybe she just prefers Penn. They seem like a better fit and match.
I want to pin Penn down and put product on those locks!
Lol, now that someone mentioned that Penn and Zoe are hippies, did you guys know that Penn and Zoe were the subject of an article in Salon too?
I don’t think they mock Zoe much (if it all) like they do Penn but they strike me as a couple that is in synch when it comes to their values and that they were being very genuine with their Occupy Wall Street event. Anyhow, I could see how the writer of that was judgy but he was super unfair Check it out:
http://www.salon.com/2011/12/18/the_return_of_the_radical_chic_evening/singleton/
Also, I agree with Kaiser that Zoe has a super cute figure! I like mine but yea if I had to change or something hers is not bad at all!
Penn’s hair reminds me of Tom Hanks when he starred in Bosom Buddies.
She looks like she has a dirty mustache.
Tee hee. ^_^
They look very cute together.
Zoe is a knockout, she’s got her mama’s great looks with her daddy’s mischievous smirk. How can you go wrong with those genes? Of course she bagged the Fassdong with that combo, lucky girl.
WHICH ass?!! You can’t see her ass on any of these pics! Just from the side..
First photo scared the living hell outta me! Must stare at wet Fassy for cure!
The do look cute together. Maybe the Fassdong was too big to ride on a regular basis 🙂 Poor girl needed a rest, she’s just a little thing afterall.
I agree with TC, Zoe was tired of riding all that dong and poor thing needed a rest. So Michael agreed and set her free, he knew he was wearing her lil ass out and her booty is so tiny she can only handle so much dong. So now Michael is free to date “thicker” women with bigger asses more fit to handle the fassdong regularly. That’s my assessment or we can go with scotchy’s post and that the fassdong has a lot of women right now or he needs to get that as I call it “wild prison style f—-ng” out of him before he settles down.
Zoe has famous parents, money and is NOT a fameho à la Blake. I doubt she would beard for anybody.
AND WHY DO PEOPLE THINK PENN IS GAY??? I get the Chance/Ed rumours, but Penn?
He looks like a chia pet.
I think you’re being harsh.
Penn scrubs up REALLY well and he’s hot if you’re into the indie-no effort guy which is one of my MANY types.
maybe she wanted boyfriend material and not to look like a masculine hunk’s little side piece. She looks like a girl with a guy like Fassbender. With Penn, she looks like a lady.
I think both guys are VERY attractive. In different ways.On Gossip Girl,Penn’s the hottie for me. Fassbender is the hottie pretty much anywhere, except XMen First Class, in which my eyes and my heart go to James McAvoy.
What is it with the “he looks gay” crap? What does gay look like? Does Amber Heard “look gay”? Please stop already. Dean Sheremet “looked gay” and quietly married his girlfriend a few months ago. Now this? Same thing- if a guy isn’t burstingly macho, he’s gay? That’s lovely; not at all sterotypical. He’s just one of those indie, hipster types that litter the streets downtown. So what? BTW, you should know the hair is for the Jeff Buckley movie. I don’t even watch “Gossip Girl”, but Jesus, how insulting and condescending to hurl deprecating comments at this guy. Maybe he’s just cute, a good actor and nice guy? As for that Salon article, they are so ridiculous. They have NO idea about what it’s like in the inner city, are never there, never write about it- but somehow they can find their way to East New York for the express purpose of insulting a party for the Occupiers? How many of those people are spoiled brats from CT or bored rich kids? What does Salon do for the inner city kids, I wonder? Did they speak that way about Jay-Z who had shirts that said “Occupy Every Street” and didn’t contribute anything to that movement? Guess where he’s from? Not to mention those Occupiers spend their days banging away on drums until you want to scream or hit them. People LIVE in the neighborhood, thanks. Can’t even use the park anymore. Anyway, I am not a fan of PB either way, but he seems an okay person with his heart in the right place, so why hurl mean remarks and question his sexuality if you don’t know what’s true or not?
I think he’s letting his hair grow cause he’s doing that biopic of Jeff Buckley