This week’s Holy Moly e-mail newsletter contained the following blind item:

Which Hollywood A-lister has moved on from cocaine and is now embracing opium with a terrifying passion? That might explain why she often forgets to put her knickers on at red carpet events.

– Lindsay Lohan’s new goth look: love it or hate it? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Nicole Richie checks herself into center for (Hamburger) Help(er) [Mollygood]
– Nicole Richie had a reunion lunch with DJ AM [Celebrity Puke]
– Jermaine Dupri quit his job at Virgin records after his girlfriend Janet Jackson’s album tanked [Crunk and Disorderly]
– Jennifer Love Hewitt with her boyfriend [ICYDK]
– Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner get it on in the parking lot [Just Jared]
– Is pregnant Heidi Klum drinking wine with lunch? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Michael Jackson is going to marry his nanny! [Hollywood Rag
– Ashton Kutcher wants his stepdaughter, Rumer Willis, to stop partying with Lindsay Lohan. [Socialite’s Life]
– Girls’ Costume Warehouse commercial [College Humor]
– Mariah Carey’s Hong Kong concert was cancelled because she’s such a diva [IDLYITW]
– Mischa Barton dresses as the unabomber [Bastardly]
– Orlando Bloom likes to fall in love with girls he has no chance of seeing ever again [Gossip or Truth]
– Jessica Simpson will stalk you on myspace [Egotastic]
– Hugh Heffner’s girlfriends at the pumpkin patch [Celebslam]
– Ashlee and Jessica Simpson talk about phone sex and their luscious boobs in OK! [yeeeah]
– Video of Jessica Alba shoving gummi bears up her nose [Popoholic]
– The boobkini [Celebutaint]
– Brad Pitt thinks it’s hysterical to give himself a wedgie [The Blemish]
– Hugh Jackman gives Madonna his blessing [The Shallow End]
– Perez Hilton freaks out at the paparrazi. How does that guy make so much money? [Agent Bedhead]
– There’s more to Victoria Beckham than just boobs [Hollywood Tuna]
– “Law and Order” covers the Mel Gibson controversy [Wizbang Pop]
– Is Tom Cruise going to be in the Star Trek movie? [Dana’s Dirt]
– Janice Dickinson and Steven Tyler look eerily alike [City Rag]
– Why is Winona Ryder so wide-eyed? [Notorious F.A.G.]
– You can hear K-Fed’s entire “Playing with Fire” album online, but you can’t fast forward so it’s unlikely you’ll be able to hold out long enough to hear Britney’s solo [PopSugar]
– Michael J. Fox responds to Rush Limbaugh’s accusations [US Weekly]
– Snoop Dogg arrested at the airport again [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Jared Leto attacked Stereogum and Elijah Wood in one night. Don’t mention blogs or he goes apeshit. [Best Week Ever]
– The Chupachabra is attacking Anne Hathaway [DListed]

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