Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian, partying-for-pay at Tao Night Club at the Venetian Hotel & Casino on New Year’s Eve. Should we talk about her bangs (trauma) first? It’s horrible. Once upon a time, I really did think Kim was pretty. But between the plastic surgery, Botox, lip injections, drag queen make-up, wigs and overall HORRIBLE style in clothes, hair and everything else, Kim just looks awful. There should be a happy medium between the Croydon facelift-style hair, and this tacky looking bangs-trauma wiglet. Oh, and yes, that is Kim’s “size 2” figure poured into that white dress. And if you believe that she’s really a size 2, you need to have your eyes checked.
Anyway, Kim was partying at TAO because the Venetian was paying – big time. Kim was one of the highest-paid “celebrities” of the 2011 New Year’s Eve celebrations worldwide. She got paid $600,000 to flaunt her cat-face at TAO all night, although Reuters suggests that the $600K figure includes additional “appearances” and Kim had to film part of her show there too. You can read more about the pay-for-partying schemes here.
And in the end, what was Kim’s New Year’s resolution? She tweeted this message: “I decided to change my twitter background to nothing. i wanna be more simple in 2012.” More simple. Or simpler? Or are we using “simple” as a code word for “complete idiot,” as we do in the South. Like, “Kim Kardashian is so simple. She’s the simplest fake celebrity out there.”
Photos courtesy of WENN.
It’s a new face for a new year
Look at the runny noses on SpiderEyes and her mom!
That shiny goo above their upper lips below their nostrils is funny.
…as if there isn’t enough else to point and laugh at with these two sideshow clowns!
Yikes, as always.
She’s looking more and more like Jocelyn Wildenstein…
She’s simple alright, simply gross.
Because of this scheme, Tao goes on the list of places NOT to go to!
Yawn.
You are big yawn. Kimberly is great and deserves all the best. She looks stunning and ab fab. Amazing body, face and style. Only old fat and poor hos hate her and try bring her down. 2012 is her year you’ll see.
lol, how much are you PAID by the K’s? If you’re not getting money, you are pathetic. Go to the library and find a DESERVING role model.
No, *you* are big yawn! I am only semi-poor ho and mild-fattish. I rule! Kim droolz! (…all over NFL penises).
I always want to punch Kris K in the nostril to even them out. She is amazingly ugly. Like her spawn.
Seek help.
Lol’ed at “you are big yawn.” that is all
Kris K? Is that you?
I totally agree with you…and I also love the bangs on her because it makes her look younger!
Kim has a problem with her clothes sizing – she always looks as if she is stuffed into them – the clothes are just too tight. Why can’t she find clothes that drape over her body rather than “sausage stuffing”? Ugh!
We wouldn’t be able to see her super sexy, “all natural” curves if she wore clothes that were the appropriate size! Or show off her size 2 body! /sarcasm
She is showing off her curves. Nothing wrong with that. Some women LIKE to accentuate their curves b/c it makes us feel sexy and the men love it. What is the point of wearing a dress on NYE that just “drapes” over you? Especially if you’re getting paid 600k. Just stop.
Thank you for your spirited comment!
Signed,
the men
LOL @ guesty!
Yikes, she looks awful!
As if she could get any more simple.
Word.
Kris looks better than Kim; it’s the end for you, bitch.
lol!
Crossing my fingers and toes! Hope they all go away.. far far away
Bless her heart
Those bangs really complete the plastic doll look. Not a thing on her looks like it moves naturally.
She looks terrible. The cat face, piled on make-up, the wig = hideous mess. The less said about Kris, the better.
at least they cover her botox.
Ding-ding-ding! We have a winner!
What a skank. Her hair and outfit, not to mention her face look nasty
I’m going to be controversial and say the girl looks good! And her clothes are not too tight, they are form fitting. I think the dress fits her like a glove. She’s not waving the flag for natural beauty but she doesn’t look terrible (e.g. Janice Dickinson).
Happy New Year, Sasha, and thanks for finding something pos to say, it’s refreshing. I agree with you 100%. And if you or anyone knows the color and make of her lipstick in the white dress pics, please tell me, i am looking for something that’s a good beige/pink, the best i can do is Fanfare Cream Sheen by MAC, which i love, but it’s just a little bit on the pink side and i’d like to have something more neutral.
I remember reading that KK really likes MAC lipstick in Angel and Nars lipgloss in Turkish Delight (lol I’m sorry I know this by memory)
@Mia: Thank you and your photographic memory, Mia! Love MAC and Nars, cool!
Yes, I’ve read that it is the turkish delight that she uses. I have a fair-medium complexion and was looking for the same thing and ended up with Nars Bangkok. Use a liner with it. It won some as the best lipstick color for fair skin. I’ve had it for a week and love it.
For an awesome blue based red I would do Mac Ruby Woo. It’s matte so doesn’t transfer on your teeth and is beyond amazing.
I must be a size 0 in Kim Katdashian sizing!
She must use Cher’s plastic surgeon.
I guess someone is benefiting from her appearance. Shallow women that want to be her or horny guys that fantasize about sleeping with her. Don’t get it because she doesn’t do anything but stand around and wave. She is not humorous and witty. Can’t dance or tell jokes. So when she shows up to an event what exactly does she do. Stand around and talk in that baby voice. In the second pic all that heavy makeup makes her look so much older. I don’t understand why she piles it on so heavy. It must be an addiction or something.
My niece is a size 3/5.. Kim makes 2 of her.
(Yes that is a t.r.a.g.i.c. bangy wig)
I see Santa brought Kim a brand new girdle for Christmas. Because that is the only reason she looks smooth in that dress. Is she has on a “tight as hell” girdle.
Holy cow, can she even breath in it?
I bet she never sits very long, when she has it on.
The dress, the bangs, the botox, and those fake eyelashes, everything screams mess.
She does have beautiful eyes but she cannot pull off this bangs thing. Seems also she got a new face as well. Tacky tacky tacky – everything so tacky even her face!
Here’s my theory: she’s a size 2, but suffers for a rare form a pygmyism that affects only her hands, thus making her hips and buttock-region seem much larger in comparison. Unfortunatley, she’s always placing her hands on them and drawing attention to her rare and tragic disorder… We in the blogosphere should be applauding her bravery. Maybe we could start a 5K run/walk to end this terrible scourage that making our celeutards look thicker than they are.
She looks like she’s had a nose job, and fillers recently. I’ve seen her look pretty but not lately, that dress is abysmal.
New nose, this was the old one, courtesy of a plastic surgeon, but it was good.
http://skinnyvscurvy.com/kim-kardashian/kim-kardashian-responds-nose-job-rumors.html
thought the same thing, maybe it’s the bangs but looks like a new snout to me too.
You cannot fit DD cup breasts or that ass into a size two dress!!
Between both Kim and Kris and all their plastic surgery, it is like they are trying to meet in the middle. I think one day they will morph into the same person.
I don’t get it because Kim used to be naturally unique and pretty. Now all gone. Someone please explain why women do this to themselves.
Hawt mess.. I can’t stop thinking about whether that white dress got makeup and fake tanning crap smudged all over it… Ew.
Someday I hope to have the kind of enlightenment that will allow me to understand what people see in this twat and her skanky family. Really, 600k for showing up looking like a low rent escort? When I think of the good that 600k could do in this world, I just want to spit. Preferably on a Kardashian.
I think her nose looks different. did she have the bridge thinned or something?
Her cheeks and lips look like they have fresh filler in them too. She’s obviously using to the bangs to try and camouflage the new work shes had done.
The dress isnt too bad but her poor Spanx are really working overtime to keep her in there. you can tell her hips and butt have gotten a lot wider in the past few months.
Yeah I think she’s made her nose even thinner, too. Horrifying when people go for the SECOND nose job, you know? There’s a reason why the surgeon didn’t go this thin the first time.
One side of her mouth,(top and bottom lips), is noticeably fuller than the other, so I guess she only has a “cold” on one side of her head this time. In that dress her figure looks a lot like Lil Kim’s.
She is still beautiful, but I’m not liking her over-worked nose. Oh well, she’s a fad, picked up where Pam Anderson dropped off. 2012 should bring in someone new to build up and tear down.
She needs to lay off getting botox and fillers. She is gross.
Between the Golden Girls evening gown and pancake makeup, Kim looks like she is a hard 45.
Kim, please please take the halloween wig off. She looks stripper-licious and old. Isn’t she like 31 why does she look 41? This isn’t how she has been looking. Apparently somebody went to see her if she got paid that much.
Extreme bangs trauma. Wonky bangs trauma at that.
I don’t hate the bangs, but I don’t love them. This silly ‘size 2’ crap with that enormous butt is a ridiculous, blatant lie – but what else can you expect from anyone in this family?
Khris and Kim look like sisters in these photos. They must use the same plastic surgeon, it’s eerie.
she is fat & ugly!
Yeah, because ‘fat and ugly’ people get paid 600K just to show up to a party.
Look people, I understand that she’s no Audrey Hepburn or someone with enviable elegance and style, but the girl is not fat or ugly. I know she’s very surgically enhanced but she has a lovely hourglass shaped body and her face is not ugly in the real sense of the word. If people weren’t fascinated with her life then she wouldn’t be making millions doin nothing. Don’t hate on Kim for making money.. girl is going to milk this gig dry before disappearing. Blame the current culture. If no one watched her tv shows they would be axed. Fact is, people are interested in her and she’s revelling in the attention. Good for her?
Money does not validate them, it merely showcases the foolishness of the people they got it from.
I blame our current culture. I am disgusted…by the support this insidious troll family receives from our culture.
The K’s give no redeeming value for their shallow selfish self-serving vain vacuous tacky unworthy talentless ugliness.
Is it redundant to say Effing Fugly?
Wow. I am not a KK fan at all, however she did look very pretty for awhile. The first pic rteally blew me away, today. The cosmetic upgrades, and surgery are really becoming pronounced. I felt sad for her.
I can’t help but wonder if all the hate(myself included) is fueling her desire to be a perfect goddess of sex and beauty.
Ok, the compassion is wearing away now.
I’m mixed on the bangs.
Totally! I really don’t want to watch her go down the Michael Jackson road. So sad.
Will 2012 be the year they fade to obscurity? Let’s hope.
Simple in the new year? Try staying home, stop pimping yourself out to every event for a buck. Tired of hearing about you, tired of seeing you, tired of reading about you.
Best comment!!!!!!!!
I believe it was the Dalai Lama who first said that the path to a simple and enlightened life begins with the background on your Twitter feed.
LMAO!!
I had to read that twice and it was just as funny the 2nd time.
Thanks! 🙂
From the front page I thought she was Snooki, so NO this is not a good look for her. Also the bangs wig seems to be drawing attention away from some possible face refreshers!
does she own a mirror? or a brain?
They are two of a kind, plastic faces..
disgusting, they are determined to NOT go away and they are gonna SHOW US, they are what’s hot, LOL
pls go sign that petition, its 470,000 votes now.
still not talented enough to NOT show their JOKER looking faces.
the whole family except Khloe pimped their selves out in Vegas.
Kourt and Scott at one hotel “hosting”
Rob was at another hotel “hosting”..
family full of talentless loser.
Khlo was the smartest of all, she stayed with her husband, whereever they are.
I love her body, don’t care what size she claims to be. And she has nice teeth. Trying to be more positive in 2012.
Holy crap! This is the fakest Ive ever seen her!! The face! She just wont stop!!
Perhaps we can make 2012 the year we kick the vile, pointless, Kardashians to the curb?
Over all she does look plastic but what bothers me the most are her EYELASHES! Primarily her bottom eyelashes. Those are fake right?
If so, why!!?!?!!?!?!
How does she open and close those things anyways?
Her goal is to be a live blow doll
c’mon u guys, ok dis lady means absolutely nothing to me but really, i think the dress looks great on her.
Shoo! Shoo! Go away, Kardashian lady!
I really don’t like how the bangs make her face look or I just don’t like the new face.
B O R I N G.
I like Queen Kris Jenner’s tuxedo suit. I would wear it.
Hopefully without the shaggy shirttail sticking out?
Whatever, I think she looks great!!! I’m not by any means a fan, I can’t really sand her but she is fly! No denying that.
I have to add that her nose DOES look different. She better stop b/c that whole Kris effect looks like it’s starting to take place (looking @ right side of her nose).
I had to do a double take. Thought it was JLO premiering a new wig.
Not a fan of putting mascara on the lower lashes if they are THAT long…makes you look like a harlequin.
She looks like Cher
EXACTLY!
Does she has a mirror? She looks like she’s made of plastic. Maybe that’s because of too much of make up, I don’t know
Why is Kris obsessed with bow-ties and ascots and sashes tied at her neck. She’s too top-heavy to pull off a men’s-wear look. In one episode where she “married” her friend/pastor (????) she looked like a ridiculous harlequin clown. Awful. Enough already.
Her hair is terrible, but I LOVE that white dress
Cat face made me laugh. What’s with the fake bangs AND fake under-eye lashes??
Kim is pretty and has a great figure, but she needs to stop trying to improve her looks with surgery, fillers, etc. She’s only going to ruin herself like so many other celebs who used to be pretty and now look plastic and gross.
She looks like a drag queen. I heard she was booed at Tao and left crying. Who would be so stupid as to pay her big bucks? I had friends going to Tao who changed plans knowing she would be there.
No one cares about her that way anymore. She is only fodder for being made fun of now. The entire Kardashian family is now looked at entirely as a joke.
Kim looks like she is sliding into Paris Hilton-land. I.E. : her “star” power is on the slide and now she’s trying desparately to stay in the public eye. So the gawdy factor just keeps increasing. And something/ someone even icky-er is coming down the turnpike. How gross is that?
Congrats Kim, through surgery and Botox/fillers you’ve managed to erase everything that once made you exotic and beautiful, your ethnicity. Just another interchangeable paper DOLL.
She looks like what I’d imagine a sex-bot to look like when they get invented in the future and take the place of blow up dolls. Though a sex-bot would probably be more intelligent.
And it’s very eerie how much Kim’s morphing into her mother. It makes me think that Kris is the reason that Kim got all that plastic surgery, so that Kim would look like her.
And finally, a size 2 my ass. More like a size 6, and that’s being generous.
That’s it! – she’s not trying to look like a cat she’s trying to look like a sex-bot.
Also I wonder if she’s so simple that she believes it when her assistant sews the new sizes into her clothes.
She looks like Hilary Duff’s stepmother in Cinderella Story … ishhh HAHAHAHA
i think she keeps imitating nicole scherzinger
Wiglet. Exactly. It’s quite obvious.
Does she have a wax figure somewhere? If she does, I can guarantee it looks more real than the real thing. If she pumps any more crap into her face, her pores are going to start oozing the stuff. Now THAT I’d like to see. THEN she’d be interesting! Like a trainwreck interesting.
And about this size 2 bullshit – I am a size 1-3. I am 5’3″ and weigh about 107. When my weight starts to push toward 110 (you know, after too many late-night cupcakes) I can’t pull my 1’s over my hips. Do you think SHE weighs 107-110? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kim must be not clumsy as white is an invitation for ketchup, chocolate, wine spills.
It seems like a form of abuse that Kris has somehow influenced her daughter to get plastic surgery identical to hers. At least Kim has her own hairstyle, I guess.
What a pig.
Katfaces face looks different again. It looks like she has had another nose job or something. Fug and plastic.
She looks more like her mom but as her mom’s got 20 years on her it’s not a good look.
I was at the Venetian for NYE and they had an area around TAO blocked off for her so we couldn’t go out where we wanted to. I wasn’t impressed. I noted people were still able to line up and buy tickets at 11.45pm. Ha ha.
I definitely think she’s had some recent bridgework done…in the close ups, the bridge of her nose has a lot lighter shade of makeup (bruising?) which makes it appear flat…and the bangs are to take the attention away from her face, or to make u think, “her face looks different, must be the bangs”…not fooling me girlfriend! She did bangs a few years ago when she had obvious cheek implants or fillers to her cheeks.
IMO she’s had some recent bridgework done…in the close ups, the bridge of her nose has a lot lighter shade of makeup (bruising?) which makes it appear flat…and the bangs are to take the attention away from her face, or to make u think, “her face looks different, must be the bangs”…not fooling me girlfriend! She did bangs a few years ago when she had obvious cheek implants or fillers to her cheeks.
IMO she’s had some recent bridgework done. in the close ups, the bridge of her nose has a lot lighter shade of makeup (bruising?) which makes it appear flat. the bangs are to take the attention away from her face, or to make u think, “her face looks different, must be the bangs”. Ur not fooling me girlfriend! She did bangs a few years ago when she had obvious cheek implants or fillers to her cheeks.
Damn triple post sry
And in the pic where her mouth is open (blowup doll!) I can see bruising on the bridge and under the eyes, esp the left one
At one point in the 70s, my family was poor, and I wanted a Barbie for my birthday. My mom bought me a cheap knock-off “Barbie” from the local dollar store, instead. It looked exactly like this picture of Kim Kardashian. She’s a cheap, low-rent faux-Barbie, mostly made of dangerous Chinese plastics.
lol this made me laugh. trashy famehoes always try to look like barbie dolls when getting plastic surgery. i mean you could look like anybody or anything, but you want to look like barbie, how childish and vapid is that? look at courtney love she has ruined her face with the barbie surgeries too
If she keeps the surgery up, in a few yrs, she’ll have that half cat/half catfish face. Think Joan Rivers.
She look like 50 trying hard to look 40 but she is Only 30
She look Like she is 50 trying hard to look 40 but she only 30!!fake plastic face n she makes Barbie looks real 🙂
that last picture of mama pimp and her spawn is hilarious. its the tux. ha!
I would be mortified if I paid all that money for a new face and ended up looking like a mini verson of my mother. To add something positive…she has nice teeth.
Is she trying to look like Kobe’s ex wife?
Even worse from behind
http://www.taletela.com/pictures/12128/11/photos-kim-kardashian-debuts-unflattering-hairstyle-for-new-year-celebrations
My god that is terrifying!