Over the holidays, we discussed Paris Hilton’s reemergence as a cover girl – she did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair Spain, and for whatever reason, the whole thing made me nostalgic for a simpler time in the gossip universe. Like, remember when Paris Hilton was sort-of important? Remember when everyone had an opinion on her? Once we let just a minor twinge of “Hey, I remember her. I wonder what she’s up to?” in, prepare yourselves. Because now Paris seems to be actively trying to win us back. She covers the February issue of FHM UK, and the interview is… gross. She name-drops Prince Harry and Prince William, and pretends like they party together. For real?
Taking your clothes off in front of the camera isn’t something normally associated with the Royals. But when you’re the heiress of a billion dollar empire – anything goes. And Paris Hilton has stripped off for the front cover of FHM in the same breath as praising Prince William and brother Harry for being ‘gentleman’.
The socialite was celebrating her return to the magazine, six years after first posing for the cover. Speaking of her love of London, Paris said: ‘I love the vibe, the people, the accent… British guys are really different to the guys in America – they’re all such gentlemen and they’re far more mature. It’s just a different mindset. I’ve met a lot of nice British guys, I think the way that your parents raise you is a lot different, because you’re so polite and sweet. British guys are really hot.’
She then spoke of her friendship with the famous brothers, saying: ‘They’re both very nice boys. When I was in London shooting a show for a few months, we went out a couple of times and I found them to be just such nice gentlemen.’
The blonde bombshell looks typically trim and cutesy in a series of seductive poses; modelling heart speckled nightwear in one image and going topless in another with just locks covering her modesty.
Paris, 30, also revealed she is planning to release a house album his summer, saying: ‘I have a huge passion for house music. It always has been my passion. I just haven’t been able to focus on it, because I have been doing reality TV for so long now.’
She added: ‘I’ve been working on the album with lots of other top DJs for a while now and I think people will be really surprised. It’s very modern and very catchy; perfect party music. There are just so many great DJs right now. And I should know, I’ve been to over 100 raves in the past year, so I’ve heard every type of music.’
She also spoke about her varying entrepreneurial skills and self-made businesses.
‘I’m involved in my products every step of the way. My fragrances are doing really well at the moment. They’ve produced more than $1.3billion in revenue since 2005. I have 35 stores and 17 product lines. And then there’s my racing team, my 14 fragrances and my new project, the Paris Hilton Beach Club chain. The first one is opening in the Philippines soon. It’s going to have nightclubs, restaurants, bars, gyms, everything really.’
[From The Mail]
UGH. Now I remember why everyone hated her. She’s terrible. What’s with all of the bragging? Is she trying to tell us, “Look, I’m still relevant! These people are my fans, why aren’t you?” That ship has sailed. As for the bit about William and Harry… I found this story from 2008 about Paris, Harry and William partying together in London, although there are different versions of the story. Some say that Will and Harry carefully avoided Paris, some say that they were all partying in the same group. Still – it was 2008. In 2009, there were rumors that Harry might have wanted a date with Paris after he had broken up with Chelsy Davy too. Is it wrong that I think that Paris might be Harry’s type? That boy loves trashy blondes. I can’t see William being down with it, but who knows.
Photos courtesy of FHM UK.
Did thet seriously use the word “modesty” in relation to PH? Ha!
New Paris v. old Paris? Um, she still makes me feel icky. No difference.
I can see her partying with Prince Harry, she’s totally his type – trashy blonde with money. He has enough sense not to date someone quite as low on the food chain as her, but party with, sure!
Ha! her time as a novel deb was entirely wasted and ruined like KIMBO.. the big buttoh that she was allowed to breath the same air within a twenty mile radius of any rich and elite person.. was all she got out of the deal.. Toxic, no-no.. shun and avoid is her M. O. do not allow to enter or mingle ..as she has had illegal deals in drugs, with bad guys and porn.. and sells stories to the gossips for money..
The Young Donatella Versace Chronicles.
I hate extensions, and especially on white women. Aesthetically its just repulsive. Paris’s hair is hers for about 4 inches, then she sprouts what appears to be a unicorn tail?
Well, now we know what happened to the last unicorn. It was slaughtered and made into a hair piece for our sacred pagan idols.
(All said in jest)
Concur with all of this.
Blonde extensions are particularly noticeable (someone here is going to think “NOT MINE!” and defend blonde extensions here–you are wrong and your friends are lying. We can all see them.)
Her would look a bit better if the color was consistent. Having her bangs a dark blonde and the rest of the extensions white blonde just points out more that she’s wearing extensions. And she needs to do her roots while she’s at it.
The only place Paris can’t sell her brand of products.. is here in the US. And that has to hurt her ego. No one cares here.
No one wants to see a 30+ year old party girl. Still hanging out in bars, showing her ass off to anyone who will look at it.
It must kill Paris that the whole Kardashian clan is all over E! every friggin day.
Had Paris been a little nicer to Ryan Seacrest. It would have been her all over E! all day long.
I think you’re bang on. The only reason I tolerated the Kardashians was because it made me all tingly inside knowing that Paris was seething b/c her vapidness was no longer graced by the spotlight. Mwah ha ha >: D
**pant, grunt**
“just…cant…let…go…”
**sound of nails shredding at a cement wall**
“must…stay…relevant…must have attention….”
-a call comes up from below-
“paris! its nicki! come down! Let it go girl, let it go…its over”
“noooooooo!”- comedic drop into the abyss.
LMAO!!! Good one…
Usually I laugh when celebs are photoshopped beyond recognition but, in this case, she needs more help. That last pic against the white brick wall is especially harsh. Did she have more work done to her nose? Or maybe she NEEDS more work done to it? Ugh. Whatever. She is just over and done with and needs to quietly shill her junk and let the rest of this nonsense go already.
As much as it pains me to admit this but I rather go back to the days when she was still relevant and nobody had heard of the kardashians.
I said it before and I’ll say it again. This twat is a complete waste of oxygen.
I know people are going to say, “You’re just jealous,” but I seriously don’t find her attractive in the least. Fake hair, fake eyes, fake skin tone…she’s just not a pretty girl to me.
The only people who will say you are jealous are other stupid, shallow girls like she is. I am always curious as to what her fans are fans of exactly. Her drug use? Her criminal record? The fact 99.9% of the population thinks she’s a laughingstock? I just don’t get it.
I forgot what magazine I read it in but someone had wrote in saying that he didnt understand why people found her attractive, he thought she looked like a “burnt chicken” LOL
I’ll take the kclan over her any day of the week.
She stalked them in a bar FOUR years ago and makes it sound like it was last week…at that time she said she would date Prince William but he would have to get rid of ‘that mousy Kate’ first. She thought she had a chance with him??? Oh, hahahahahahhahahahahaha. She’s a piece o crap, always has been, always will be..
The most disgusting cover I’ve ever seen. I mean, who actually finds her sexy? My husband will probably puke when this issue of FHM comes in!
“Taking your clothes off in front of the camera isn’t something normally associated with the royals”……well how about how the virginal Duchess of Cambridge got Prince William to notice her in the first place???? Cut me a break!
*applauds* Not a fan of Paris but so glad someone pointed out the hypocrisy in that statement.
man, those extensions are BUSTED.
Ditzy skank, IMHO. Sorry, that wasn’t very nice, but I couldn’t help it. She’s just so vapid and unappealing.
She epitomizes the three worst V’s….
Vain. Vapid. Vacuous.
Sadly, time has done nothing for this woman…if one can call her that.
Although, I do find her more entertaining than Kim. She’s dumber perhaps? Kim seems calculated, Paris seems clueless. Is there a better of the two? Nah, they both suck evenly.
Actually, I think Paris is smarter than Kim, which isn’t really that great of a feat.
But what Paris doesn’t have is a mother like Kris Jenner. She is the brains (if you can call being greedy and doing anything for money) behind the family, after all, she’s executive producer for all the horrible Kardashian shows, and the manager of all her daughters.
Without Kris, I honestly think that the Kardashians would have never been as big as they are now.
She definitely partied with Prince William. I remember seeing pictures of them sitting together and dancing in a club.
This bitch is past her prime. She looks so much older than thirty.
She is opening up a club in the Philippines… No, wait she starts a chain of clubs and the first one is going to be in the Philippines. Right, because L.A., New York or Miami ar done with clubbing? She can’t get hint if it hits her in the middle of the face, right? She would go to the opening of an envelope and still be gushing about how big and relevant she is. Why can’t she just go away?
When she was on the cover of “Vanity Fair” and engaged to that rich Greek guy (Paris Lsatsis), she said that she was glad she had ended up with him because she was worried she would end up with “some asshole”. That was six years ago and they broke up shortly after. And I thought, don’t worry dear, there’s still time for you to end up with a total ass or become one at least. How desperate.