LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are on an endless vacation, it seems. First, they went to Mexico with friends before Christmas, and they posed endlessly for the paparazzi. Then they returned briefly to LA for Christmas, and then spent post-Christmas and New Year’s in Aspen. And now that the boys have been shuffled off to Brandi (I’m guessing?), LeAnn is continuing her grand tradition of “bikini bolt-on extravaganza” in Hawaii. Yes, LeAnn and Eddie are Maui now, and these are some photos from their trip. I’m assuming they invited the paparazzi, because some of these photos seem to be shot from a very short distance.
You can see some better, full-body shots of LeAnn here, at The Mail. The Mail claims – and I think rightly – that LeAnn’s body is looking better. As in, less emaciated, and more like she “accidentally” ate some solids. LeAnn spent the better part of 2011 trying to convince the world that she really was eating solids, to the point where I think she might have accidentally consumed some. Whatever is going on with her workout-diet system, it’s improved. I don’t feel like I’m looking at a pair of oversized implants hanging on a skeleton.
Of course, LeAnn’s (slight) weight gain might bring more speculation that she’s pregnant or preparing to get pregnant. LeAnn was tweeting about the pregnancy speculation the other day, saying that there’s “no rush, we’re happy right now.” Then she tweeted “I have never even tried [to conceive a child]. Please stop discussing my ovaries.” On one side, I agree with her – it’s her business, etc. On the other side… she brought it on herself. She was the one tweeting her womb-business to the world. She’s the one papping herself in thong bikinis on the beach. She would show us her pap smear if she thought we were interested.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
I wouldn’t care on anyone else and I wouldn’t point this out if I liked her, but I don’t, so I will. She has pretty awful stretch makes on her hips, right?
Agreed! They are super obvious.
I noticed that too!maybe from her previous weight gain/loss
Damn, my hips look like that! I don’t know if it was due to a growth spurt at 11, or because I carry most of my weight around there; either way, i didn’t think they were that bad until now : /
Mine do too. I’ve had them for as long as I can remember. As you said, probably from when I was 11 or 12 and had a growth spurt. They don’t bother me and I’m not going to let them. Not like I can help it 🙂
I didn’t even notice them. They aren’t a big deal : )
I’ve got the same ones too! Honestly, it doesn’t bother me and it shouldn’t bother you either. It was from developing as a teen. C’est la vie! If you’re a cacausian woman, odds are you have stretch marks somewhere to a greater or lesser extent.
I’m sure they aren’t that bad. Even if they were dreadful, never listen to anonymous internet holes who snark about stretch marks: there is literally nothing that can be done to prevent them. It’s genetic. Palmer’s, Strivectin and lasers have been shown to do nothing to reduce them after the fact. The upshot, if there is one, is that most women – meaning, well over 50% – have them. (Worse? About 90+ percent of us get cellulite, dammit.)
I hate to be so zealous about that but it’s qualitatively different to mock Leann for her odious behavior and, yes, her implants and SWF-ing of Brandi, than it is to make fun of her for stretch marks. The first things were wholly in her control and guided by her choice. The second? Not at all.
Mine do too. Had them since I got my growth spurt, maybe age 12 or so. But hey, I got a butt to go with them, so it wasn’t a bad trade-off.
Hubby calls them my zebra stripes. I’m glad someone can appreciate them:)
They are obvious once you point them out. But I’d prefer those over cellulite any day!
Oh man, I so agree. Give me stretchmarks over cellulite any day.
No way! Id take cellulite, which most women have at least a little of, over stretch marks anyday.
I posted that same observation on SkinnyVsCurvy a while ago and got blasted by every woman who has a stretch mark. Uh, yes, they are very obvious. More obvious than any thin woman I have ever seen. Is that horrific? No.
They are indeed visible, but not what I’d call obvious – it’s a matter of what’s implied. And since you clearly think a bunch of stretch-marked heifers took offense to your eye-rolling amusement, I bet your tone was less than diplomatic, eh?
Oh Guesty…. you sure know me so well. ***eye-rolls**
Yep, she has pretty big stretch marks. She has also has them on her breasts, thanks to her implants.
In all fairness, most women wind up with stretch marks. I’ve got some myself, but I don’t parade around in a tiny bikini, delusional enough to think my body’s so perfect that I need to tweet about it hourly!
Exactly! Same here! I have some stretch marks from two pregnancies but I now dress accordingly! People on here get so offended when there are comments made on the flaws of celebrities. Like as if commenting on LAR stretch marks is somehow criticizing every person who has an imperfection. The difference is that she is on display for everyone to comment. And, when you display yourself you are automatically open for critique. Good and bad.
I don’t think they’re all that bad honestly. If I were her Id be more worried aboot how boney her chest looks.
It’s amazing what 10 lbs will do. She looks so much better.
10 pounds?!!??
It appears to me that she has just stopped the incessant workouts. I don’t see any weight gain, just a relaxing on the exercise regime and resulting softening of the previously sinewy muscle definition.
On the contrary, it looks like she is working out more. Most likely weight training. Check out those pictures of her playing beach football. Her legs have a ton of definition as do her arms.
I gotta give her credit. I think her body looks fantastic. (I remember when I was in my 20s and looked similar. Damn that menopause!!)
On the other hand, there is no amount of surgery that will ever save that face. I don’t like to be harsh (except where Kardashians are involved), but that is one ugly girl.
Yikes!
Yeah, ITA. the face and her ugly personality I can’t get past. BTW, she brings her own personal pap with her on these trips. He’s paid for just like her hubs and friends.
I agree, her body looks less emaciated but I will never get past her ugly face and ugly personality.
The caption of her ass (and I don’t mean Eddie, I mean her rear end) reads Leanne shows off her best side. Haahaa. Even the daily mail thinks her ass looks better than her face.
Her body looks great..fit, not too thin. If she takes her personal pap w/ her, and it appears she does, that would explain why the pretty girl next to her is hidden by Leeann in all the pics.
She has Stoden mouth. I don’t remember her mouth looking like that before. She always had squinty lips before, like her eyes.
YES! THIS! Her face just always looks terrible, no matter how much she weighs….
I have to agree, no matter what she weighs she always seems very unattractive to me. Her face, hair, broad shoulders, short legs… all of it put together doesn’t seem pretty at all.
She looks good except for the boobs. So those are fake? Weird. They don’t even seem big (which I guess was the point?) but they’re so..widely-spaced. I don’t know….I think she should ask for her money back. Also, I don’t think she’s gained more than a few pounds, certainly not 10 lbs by any stretch of the imagination.
I’m not really seeing much of a weight gain. But I am still seeing the bolt-ons trying to run for dear life. Are those stretch marks on her bolt-ons?
Do they ever stay at home?
She looks wonderful. If she gets smaller boobs, she will have the EXACT body of Brandi!
Really!?!
Brandi is tall with long legs and a slim frame. LeAnn is short, with short legs and shoulders like a linebacker.
I don’t think they look ANYTHING alike.
I think Brandi still has a model’s body while LeAnn just looks like she tries too hard.
She looks pretty good to me. The way you describe her she’s a troll and she is not. Yeah she tries to work on her body. One generally does not roll out of bed looking that fit. Good for her, I say!
Ha ha, those are actually Brandi’s boobs — SWF LeAnn went to the same plastic surgeon and got the same set as Brandi.
What is she, a singer or something? I always see her on the gossip sites, but I don’t know what she does.
She USED to sing, then tried her hand at Lifetime movies, then moved on to husband-stealing and SWF’ing his ex.
Multi-talented, this one. 😉
She still is a singer and has been since 1996 as a young teen. Maybe instead of a husband stealer her now husband was a wife stealer. Woman hating on women is so passe and boring. Move on please..this Brandi person is no one to look up to..unless you want to get together with her and have a party to learn how to give bj’s..just in case you don’t watch rhobh. Shoot if she needs lessons maybe Eddie left her for someone who didn’t need them!
With LR’s horse veneers,I’m sure bj’s from her are the last thing Eddie wants.
Since you brought it up..teeth have nothing to do with a good bj sweetie!
Guess yours are in a glass on your night table.
Can’t fight with crazy especially over this nonsense. Ciao for now.
I’m glad she SEEMS ok with her stretch marks. I was a fan of hers when she was a teenager, and she definitely had a baby fat issue going on. Some women are militant about trying to hide them.
This is THE one thing about her that I have some respect for. Girlfriends got serious stretch marks and seems unconcerned about hiding them.
I’m a short but solid girl with 36DDs and I’ve always stayed away from bikini bottoms and ANYTHING low-cut in public b/c of the marks on my boobs, backside and inner thighs. I’ve always been annoyed about them and the fact that what men see are women (some of whom have kids!) that dont look like me. A friend pointed out to me that most women have them and guys don’t care but I never saw it until one of Lee Ann’s beach pap shots last year where she was proudly strutting her stuff. And emaciation aside, she makes stretch marks not so embarrassing to me anymore. She is the ONLY public female I’ve known to either have them or be uninhibited enough to show them. There’s a small, soft spot inside me for her and happiness that she feels secure enough to let it all hang out and not hide it. It’s actually surprising to me that she possesses that much confidence.
Yep, she looks really good. See people, you CAN be too thin. (You still can’t be too rich though)
Yeah, she looks better. But, um, Poser much? Gee.
Photographs usually fill people out more than anticipated, so I’m thinking she still looks skeletal in real life. Not that I really care. She’ll be the one who’ll be osteoporotic in the future.
she’s still ugly !! cant change that face !!
I see no difference. She is still looks unhealthy to me, and she is still BUTT UGLY!!!
Isn’t it just, I dunno….weird, that these 2 are constantly taking Liz and her husband with them everywhere. To Cabo, to the “family” vacation in Aspen, and now to HI. 3 vacations in a month and not one of them alone…it’s odd. And then she spends all her time while she’s at these great places, with all these BFFs, tweeting. I get the feeling on top of being a famewhore, she has ADD or something – can’t be alone or keep herself entertained. Just a theory…
Maybe they’re swapping partners. I also think she has ADD.
ADD and something else – she’s batshit crazy!
LeRi looks MUCH better, like she put on 6 lbs on her previously skeletal frame. Maybe her meds have been adjusted.
OK, that’s mean & bitchy. Probably, LeAnn is feeling less tense or upset about her life, and that’s why she dropped down so far in the first place. Stealing a manwhore is hard work!
LeRi’s body would look a ’10’ if she put on a little more weight, say 3 to 5lbs or so of muscle only to make her arms and legs gorgeous. That being said, my body looked like that, except my arms were not toned & my legs were slender yet a bit jiggly when I was 19! 🙂 That was many centuries ago.
LeAnn should be proud of getting her self together enough to take care of her body in a healthier way. Her body is beautiful and the bolt ons now look more natural, practically like she was born with ’em. (Alternate Theory: LeRi quit using the good stuff or prescriptions like Adderall that could have took her on a short trip to Ana land.)
Whatever IS going on with her, I’m always happy to see anyone get back to a healthier relationship with their body, whether curvy, slim, or zatfig.
OK. I think cheating is so wrong. But you are all very mean. Saying she is butt ugly. If ur not drop dead gorgeous ur butt ugly? she has squint eyes. But she is certainly not ugly. I think the majority of these people saying such things that are really the butt ugly ones. And stretch marks? Come on. Catty ass bitches.
I’m not being catty at all. If I think someone’s beautiful, I’ll say it.
She’s hideous. Sorry if that upsets you, LeAnn.
Not leann idiot she isnt hideous u r being catty admit it !
Hey CB, does she get away with calling me names? I thought people get blocked for that.
No attacking, and no accusing people who side with LR to actually BE LR. However, none of this is in the same territory that “why?” crossed in to, so I think you’re both safe. Let’s not try to tattle to CB or Kaiser. We are all adults here, are we not? She stated her opinion, you stated yours. Easy Peasy.
im not upset veruca. several of these lovely ladies texted me that you were blind. i have 40 million dollars. what do you have. oh thats right 400 dollars. i guess we’re even then. send my love to brandy. oops she ends her name with an i, thats so cute. my bad
I’m just curious because I noticed why? hasn’t been here and now you mention she’s blocked. I’m just wondering because I commented on this site maybe twice and she accused me of being someone else. Then like a few months later she was accusing people of being me, I thought she was seriously psychotic…someone please enlighten me.
She is butt ugly.
No. Really. Her face is unattractive. This is where women who obsess about being super skinny (and I neither know nor care if LeAnn is one of these women) lose out. A little bit of face in the face makes one look younger and healthier. There have even been studies to back this up. Her face is waaaay too skinny; it ages her. She is far to young to have this problem (usually strikes women sometime around menopause- the collagen leaves the face). If she had a little fat in her face, it would look quite a bit better.
Sorry. “Too” not “to”.
DAMN IT! I meant “fat in the face.” Grrrrrr….
@It is ME: I really like “a little bit of face in the face.” LOL! It sounds like the phrasings of a gay beauty editor: Honey, you need a little face in your face.
Her face is indeed on the homely side and also was at a higher weight (although I wouldn’t say ugly) and her body proportions are likewise not that good whatever she weights.
However in my experience it’s very true that for the average white male the following things will make up for a multitude of other appearance flaws:
-skinny without quite crossing that fine line into “too skinny”
-big ol’ tittays (real or fake)
-blonde (real or fake)
-well dressed/heeled/maintained
A beautiful face and perfect waist to hip ratio might take her from an 8 or 9 to a 10 but that’s it. So as irritating as it is Leanne still easily falls into the attractive or at least the “I’d hit it” category.
FYI, you ARE on a site called Celebitchy.
Liz’s boobs are scary. I’m surprised that scrap of material is able to contain those bowling balls.
LeAnn does look better. Good for her for finally eating.
Uh oh. Is LeeAnn getting fat? (hope she reads this!!!!) Yes I’m being sarcastic but serves her right to start biting those nails with worry. She’s so vapid. (oops meant to respond to Quinn – sorry y’all.)
Christ, can this woman go anywhere without getting effing papped? Every pose just screams “LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!”
Unfortunately, Eddie’s gonna cheat on her now that she’s let herself go…:)
I see a very slight difference….see it a little in the tummy but mostly in the legs. Grandma always told me “pretty is as pretty does.” That explains why she is so ugly.
Amen
A question that always pops into my mind when I see her – Why isn’t she singing anymore? She is always in the news now for her personal life/bikini pictures; but given her talent (I actually think she has a good voice), it seems like she stoops to the level of the Kardashians/reality stars for example, when it’s not necessary
She is in Hawaii to sing for the PGA tour thing, according to her twitter
Hawaii? I thought for sure Sag Harbor. lol
yuck
She got her lips done.
She absolutely got her lips done, esp. the upper lip, which happens to be naturally very thin–just look at ‘before and after’ photos of her. Since hooking up with Eddie she has become plastic. Gross!!!
Oh my gosh! You guys are right! Her lips are plumped! What next?? 😉
Bet she is loving that Eddie is free to travel EVERYWHERE with her now. Keep her squinty eyes on him. She obviously gained a few lbs. Thought she said it came “naturally as a part of growing up”?
I know when my weight fluctuates like that, esp in a matter of mths (and it does), it is because I purposely starve then overeat then repeat. Don’t judge
Eddie has now become Dean–her personal escort; just the way she wants it. He no longer works, but then again why would he, he has it made. Who really wants to hire him in Hollywood anymore and the fact that his acting skills are not up to par, doesn’t help. How is someone in the business for 20 years and never been in a hit movie? Looks only go so far, then you’re real acting skills need to kick in–but he doesn’t have that, so there you go.
I’m sure Syfy or Lifetime would hire him for a movie! 😉
Man, it must suck going from being a famous singer known for her talent to a skinny man stealing twat with fake knockers who overshares the must mundane things.
That being said, I wish you guys had the rights to use the pictures the mail is using because they are hilarious. She does have great legs though.
Agreed on all counts.
She definitely looks better, not so super skinny. And the girl isn’t ugly, just not as beautiful as some other celebs. Her first husband was a gay dancer, so she definitely traded up.
Really? First hub has a job, this one is an unemployed serial cheater. What a catch.
First hub has a job and a new wife. Never thought he was gay, though I guess that’s the justification LA gave herself for cheating on him.
The only way LeAnn can keep Eddie around is to lavish him and his friends with gifts and vacations. The photops are meant to divert people from talking about her ovaries; the mention of which causes Eddie to break a cold sweat and convulse with the dry heaves…..much like the mention of marriage does for Clooney. LeAnn, Lilo, and Paris are charter members of the do-nothing celebrities club that will continue to bore the world until the next hamster drama.
Bored with her. Leaving now.
Hi Rita!
Never thought about it, but you’re RIGHT. She indeed buys his friends to keep them around her, because really, she has nothing else to offer them. EVERYTHING about her life….is bought.
BTW, what do David & Liz do for a living that they are able to get away and vacay so much??? Hmmmm….
But don’t you guys just think it’s SO WEIRD that her and Eddie don’t have a new life together?- She just stepped into Brandi’s old life!
SAME FRIENDS, tries to be Brandi’s kids mother, drives same SUV, same hairstyle now etc. I personally don’t want to hang around ex best friends of my new husband’s EX WIFE. It’s just too strange to process.
It’s sad she literally has to pay EVERYONE around her to hang out with/be friends with her. Of course I’m sure she bought her parents their new house so they could be close (I’d do the same if I could though). But it is really sad/weird.
The Daily Mail pictures are SO PRICELESS/STAGED as is her usual want
True. And if she keeps EC and his friends booked on vacations and work travel with her, then they won’t have the free time to plan their own little guy getaways, which we know what EC uses THOSE for. 😉
Think of the stories Liz can tell/sell when this all implodes. Think LR has had Liz and her hub sign a confidentiality agreement?
She does look better. Maybe she gained some holiday weight like the rest of us. Only hopefully she keeps hers on.
She definitely has bad stretch marks, probably from rapid weight loss. If they are that bad now, they will get much worse when she does get pregnant. Oops sorry, I’m discussing her ovaries.
My caption for pic #4:
Eddie: *casually checks out other blonde’s rack*
Leanne: Hey! *arches to display bolt-ons.* Over here sweetie. Mah boobs are ovah here. I got these for you after all. Why aren’t you looking at meeeeee?
omg my thoughts to a tee
The bitch needs to lose some weight if she wants to keep her man. She’s too fat for him, now. The best she can hope for on a good day is for him to wake up, take a look at her and think, “well, she’s maybe a little less ugly today…but she’s no Brandi. Why couldn’t Brandi have more money? Sigh.”.
Funny.
Stupid.
Funny!
What the fuck are these people vacationing from?
Exactly!!!
Dear Girl,
Thank you for my belly laugh of the day!
She looks less emaciated, yes. But it will never make up for the fact that she’s a famewhore twat who left her husband and broke up another marriage. A role model she ain’t. And good luck getting a singing career back.
She doesn’t have a waist. She’s just straight down from the neck to her hips.
My thoughts exactly when I saw the photos. Just. Like. A. Boy.
I was thinking that too. She has a mans body. No hips, no butt, wide shoulders. No amount of weight gain or loss will fix that!
Some of us don’t want child-bearing hips. Sorry. I think her face is ghastly but her body is youthful – men like that. Not fat chicks.
Body is on point…period…
Oh yes, on the point of being 100% plastic…period…
A long time ago, she was a chubby Country singer with a lovely voice. I think she still sees that chubby girl when she looks in the mirror… Perhaps if she devoted more time to singing and less time trying to compete with Eddie’s spray tanned ex-wife…
How much longer will Eddie put up with this total flaunting in front of the paps by his wife?
Until she thinks she’ll become America’s Sweetheart again. NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!! EVER!
And that knowledge makes my heart smile.
Until the money runs dry.
True that.
I read on another site that her and EC have an agreement with her personal pap to get 50% of the proceeds of photos he sells to the rags. “LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian get 50% of all photos taken by GSI pap “Big Head” Mike Kamara”. Some site called exposarazzi. They also have screens of twitter with that Kamara guy tweeting to @leannrimes talking about how they will get half $$. So I guess when the rags stop buying?
Wow some one look at this link Leann is one crazy woman who gets her friends to harass the woman who’s marriage she help break up.
http://www.allabouttrh.com/leannvsbrandi/
I don’t know who’s fake boobs are grosser. Vom.
Ummmm, let’s see—LeAnn’s!!! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
she can pose off eh?
soooo extra.
hahahahaha
She might have put on 5-10 lbs but she’s still butt-fuckin’ ugly with a horrible personality. A little bit of weight can’t change the person she actually IS.
Leann has a sex killing butterface. Eddie Cibrian, you ruined your relationship with your hot ex-wife for THIS?!
LMAO!….Awesome!
$$$ is a hellova a drug aint it?
Now that is funny.
men don’t cheat based on looks. it’s almost always emotional. either he was missing something emotionally in his relationship with brandi, or he’s just missing something emotionally within himself.
I think cheating is always about the cheater looking for validation outside him/herself. Sadly validation comes from within, so neither of these cheaters (LR/EC) will find what they need with each other.
Eddie cheats because he ‘can’.
I never ever thought I’d say this but she looks great. it’s the sunglasses, of course, they hide half her face.
Can we have a leann free week someday?
Them being 24/7 with Dave and Liz, makes me wonder if they hired this couple as their “personal assistants.” Liz is LeAnn’s and Dave is Eddies maybe? Or else how can either afford to take so much time off work and not be in trouble money wise? LeAnn must be paying their bills somehow.
I wondered this too…very curious.
I too wondered this very same thing.
But why in the world would LeAnn and Eddie need “personal assistants” as they both don’t work, especially Eddie???
She should try to be more discreet while posing.
The crotch shot (where she is catching the ball while executing a split) is particularly demure.
And the one with the her butt-crack eating her bikini bottom is also very classy.
Hey I’ll say something nice! um… think think… well at least her fake boobs don’t look as bad as the fake boobs on her friend!
I would be interested to know how much these photogs get paid for another freakin’ picture of LeAnn in a bikini. I realize LeAnn gets half the money but certainly it can’t be much….like $50 from the first gossip site and it goes down from there.
PS- @Why?- We haven’t heard from you for a couple of threads. Hope you haven’t left us or made to feel alienated. Love to hear from you.
She looks a lot better. I mean, she’s still fug inside and out but she needs the extra weight because it softens her muscular body.
That one pic is so posed its hysterical.
She must be using these self-paid pap shots to supplement her income these days.
I know there’s a lot of hate for her on this site, but I think she looks great and I wish I had her body. Mine will NEVER look like that again — not sure it ever did. Sigh.
She looks much better but she still has that face.
Still looks like Falcor to me…
This site has THE BEST bikini shot of her botched boob job EVER!
http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/01/leann-rimes-is-graceful/
Yikes. That’s rough.
OMG I saw the funniest f’ing quote on that site that sums it up perfectly. “Leann rimes looks like shes licked a lot of window” Priceless.
That actually looks painful.
Why did I click that link? Why?!!!
Why is she posing like that? What is she trying to prove? Good grief, this woman needs counseling. This stuff isn’t normal.
C’mon ladies, those aren’t normal stretch marks, they (without a doubt) are from liposuction surgery. LeAnn had lipo and boob job at same time. She didn’t diet the weight off, works out yeah, but she lost the fat from her “problem” areas, hips, thighs, lower back & stomach. Surprise, linear scars in each if those areas,
I don’t know what surgeries she has had, but I have linear stretch marks in the same areas and I have not had lipo. Mine are from blowing up during pregnancy.
I have stretch marks just like those from when I was a teenager and grew taller really fast. They’re perfectly normal, and I’ve met both men and women with similar marks. Be grateful you don’t have them. Honestly, they don’t bother me, and I don’t think they look bad on anyone else, either.
She definitely looks better than she did before, but I still don’t like her body- wide shoulders, fake boobs, and no butt or hips whatsoever. I’m a short, curvy girl with a little too much weight on my frame right now, and I still prefer my body over hers any day. Also, like so many other posters, I agree her face is unfortunate-looking, and her personality is the ugliest part of her all. She can do all the plastic surgery, eating healthy, and work-outs in the world, and she’ll still be one of the ugliest celebrities in the world because of her atrocious personality.
Eddie has nothing to worry about. This marriage will last far longer than any implants. The fifth photo in particular, with opportunity to compare the profiles on both women, is really something to behold. Made me think of this old song by Jimmy Soul, with great affection.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart in two.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You’ll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She’ll always give you peace of mind.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Don’t let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don’t match,
Take it from me she’s a better catch.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she’s ugly.
Yeah, she’s ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
— lyrics by Jimmy Soul
Oh yeah, the same seems to be true of a pretty man, mon!
Seriously, what is wrong with this woman’s face? It looks like that of a sixty old woman with majorly bad plastic surgery.
She has MAJOR stretch marks on the sides of her stomach/top of hips. Very visible in these pics. Suprising because she hasnt birthed any kids. I guess from sudden weight loss? Usually dont have stretch marks at her age unless have had baby or sudden weight loss.
I have to admit,as talentless and desperate as LR may be her body looks pretty damn good now. She was way too thin before and the bit of extra weight makes the bolt-ons less obvious.
Leann should never never stand next to a woman with long ,thick gorgeous hair, it just shows how limp,thin and stringy hers is. Plus, the other girl has had implants too, but at least hers are in the right place and not trying to run and hide ynder her arm-pits. cracked up when someone said she had her rat teeth veneered. that was a good description of her before teeth. pity any baby that she has, bound to look like she did when she was young.
I’m sorry ladies but I don’t see anything attactive about this skinny assed female..and the only way you know shes female is by the fake boobies hanging on that skinny chest. as for working out she had so muscles to work out..they all have been dieted away.
and why is she always pranzing around in a itty bitty bikini.she once was a singer now she just a media whore stealing womens husbands. as for worry about getting pregeanet don’t think she has to worry your body usually won’t let you even have a period if you are that thin let alone get preggos…
She looks much better gaining back a few pounds.
Should women’s breasts be that far apart from each other?
Also, I just realized who she looks like with those sunglasses & that goofy smile. At first, my memory was prompting me to think of someone connected to the ‘muppets,’ but after seeing the DM’s photos, I got a clearer image and it was John Denver (he used to do shows w/ the muppets).
I can not believe how evil you women are. You go on and on about how awful this LR is and what she has done…but you attack her…and continue to bully her just like you say she did Brandi. Talk about calling the kettle black. The name calling and snide remarks are horrible…no wonder society is turning to sheet. You’re nothing but immature little girls that obviously have nothing better to do. Ya wanna talk about KARMA?!
She is sharing her happiness and we comment on it on a site called celebitchy. Note the bitchy
There is bitchy (and I know all about that one) and then there is just plain evil.
You are so right. It gets really ugly on here and really unnecessary. I am not pro or anti anybody, just a casual reader and sometimes commenter, but the level of mean-ness is disturbing — it’s not just casual bitchiness.
You are so right. The posts by some of the obsessives cross a line from snarky to such ugliness that borders on being outright vile. Yet, I bet they then get up and go to church or tell their children how not to be vicious. LOL
@jasperkitty
You obviously have nothing better to do as well, since you come here and comment.
If this really bothers you, don’t come on this site. Problem solved.
with everything that has been said…is that all you can think of to say? You are not getting my point…the level of hypocrisy is along side the level of immaturity…and the hate I read is sad.
Jasperkitty: you have every right to state your opinion and don’t have to justify to anyone what it is. When you see how disturbing some of the remarks are you can smile knowing you’re not bonkers!
I agree with you Jasperkitty- I do find it amusing reading the comments on Leann posts, and the posters can be very witty, but a lot of the time things do go too far. Obviously, Leann isn’t a particularly nice or pleasant person, but why do we all care so much?
So why is it ok for her to support, pay and be friends with people who say things 5 X’s worse to her stepsons mother compared to anything on here…. but we are evil? If you like leann, good for you many don’t. But you definitely have a lot of nasty things to say about brandi and if you get called out you get in a huff. Can’t have everything your way.
excuse me…never said anything nasty about Brandi. If you can’t get these facts straight…I wonder what else?
You know what you’re right-I get you and Vesperkitty mixed up. I still don’t get how you can say people are evil for disliking a woman who lies, stalks and harasses her stepsons mother the way she does.
lol wow I made no sense just now. I meant I always get you and Vesper mixed up! O_o
I don’t agree with calling her ugly but there is no comparison to what she did to Brandi. She directly contacted Brandi or had her fans/friends contact Brandi with ugly remarks. Making them on a public blog is different. But I do not agree with insulting her physical appearance.
she looks like any mom down at the beach. all that money and work to look average. with a butterface… meh.
Her line backer shoulders + no hips make her look like a 12 year old boy. And her face is nasty.
OOOH OOOH I know her body type now, It’s that Michael Phelps swimmer’s build! She has a swimmer’s physique (broad shoulders, no curve at the waist, straight hips). Some men like that. You know, the type of men that like other MEN
Yeah, very true about the Michael Phelps swimmer’s build. In the past, I’ve mentioned my niece who has a similar* body type as LR– the child is a competitive swimmer! Naturally higher body fat (unless starving) makes you buoyant, a short torso and long arms and legs get you to the finish line faster, and big hands and feet help you paddle through the water.
*Although it goes without saying that my niece has a lovely face and a beautiful soul, so the comparison with LR ends with their big Jimi Hendrix hands.
I’ll be honest, i think she looks better here. pity about her breasts being under her arms but all in all she looks much better. I also wonder about that plastic faced woman that is always with her – she must be paid/her assistant or something…doesn’t make sense that she is always on holidays with them
She does look better. However, she is a nasty, vile creature: Here is a blog with a link to some screenshots of LR’s cyber-bullying of Brandi G.
I just think it’s so despicable, I’m just going to keep posting it so people can see the actual proof of Leann’s sociopathic ways:
http://stoopidhousewives.com/2011/12/22/real-housewives-of-beverly-hills-brandi-glanville-leann-rimes-attack-on-brandi-continues/#comments
http://www.jewishjournal.com/keepingitreal/item/brandi_glanville_leann_rimes_twitter_20111223/
Leann tweeted that she can’t control anyone but is friends with people who do this? makes no sense…crazy she is. Its all so sad really. hopefully Brandi just ignores all the BS on twitter
Honey, don’t ever stop posting those links. They speak for themselves and they docuement the truth. Post them anywhere and everywhere you can. Luv ya.
You’ve posted this link a few times on more than one story…careful, your motives are showing.
@jasperkitty: my motives are to stop a scumbag from trying to tear down her “bonus children’s” mother. If this happened anywhere else, this bi*ch would be fired from anuly job she had. The fact that she can get away with this because she has money is sickening. Also, you are always talking about howmean and bullying we are yet justify leanne. She can’t control everyone but she’s proving she can control some people with her money. Also, what I linked not only has vicious things her cronies have said but her lol’ing and clearly giving her stamp of approval- hypocrisy much?
And btw, what are your motives? You are oj here every day defending this whackjob- clearly your motivations are not purely entertainment.
And we should srart a petition with all these things to send to noh8- what would they do if they found out their spokesperson is a major cyberspace bully?
I’m not involved in this in any way but:
You need to grow up. Yes, you, Hercule Poirot, with your discussion of ‘motives.’ Thanks.
kc…the only person I have defended on here has been myself. I have a right to post, discuss and express my opinion without bullied myself. I have been accused of being other people, knowing LR (didn’t even know how to spell her name until recently) and receiving monetary gain. So, I guess if I have a motive it would be to point out how ridiculously crazy this is.
I did read your posts and I agree with you that those ‘fans’ of LR did behave badly…as did Leann…however, I also read the comments below by ‘fans’of Brandi…I do not see much of a difference. All terrible and a good waste of my time, lol.
I don’t really know these women…I have my opinions on clothes and such…I think both the ladies have great bodies…ugh, who doesn’t have stretch marks…who doesn’t get drunk in Vegas? I guess I am just taken aback by how far people will go. Naive on my part I guess…but I am learn’n quite quickly.
Wonderful body. Horrid face. Still has those horse teeth.
If she doesn’t only look like a horse and her waistline like a distressed saddle from circa 1900s.
The stretch marks on her waistline actually looks like hurdles on those equestrian jumps.
I do not like Leeann.
She doesn’t like you either.
She’s is extremely average by Hollywood/Beverly Hills standards.
She’s even average in cities like Scottsdale & Vegas.
Hollywood has a million super beautiful girls everywhere. She must freak out with insecurity constantly when they are at events.
You know it!!
There’s something about her body that’s just..off. Maybe it’s the breast placement or the weird stomach area that looks more odd than toned.. something doesn’t quite fit.
But she is looking better than she did a few months back for whatever that’s worth.
Leann has an INcredible body – fug face. Not a fan of this Z-List trio but Leann’s body trumps cellulite-covered bones, Brandi. I do not like child-bearing hips and fat cellulite like Kim K (most caucasian men DON’T but you women try and trick yourselves into believing we DO) – I prefer a lean athletic frame, young female looking frame. Superior human design.
(brother of OB post)
Good job, OB and “OB’s brother!” Now that a Real Live Man has opined about which body wins in Thunderdome 2012, we can all sleep a little easier.
Hey, OB? When are you driving your brother to meet his seeing eye dog? I hope he gets get a particularly sweet yellow Lab!
Superior human design?? Huh?
Brandi doesn’t have any celulite, but nice try. She also does not have stretch marks on her tits & hips like LeAnn, and she is the one who had babies. Again, nice try.
Two things: Brandi Glanville is the one who had two children, yet, leann is the one with the stretch marks on her boobs & hips. Also, interesting how LeAnn never wore bikinis that went half way up her ass like that until after we see brandi in Hawaii on Housewives last week in that itsy bitsy bum showing bikini. Leann’s boobs look HORRIBLE too, they are WAAAY to big, I think she got them bigger.
I don’t agree with insulting her appearance, so I am not going to. Does she look a little healthier? I guess so. Great abs. But it’s really odd that she is now bringing her personal paps everywhere and selling the photos as often as she can. However, as long as she isn’t papping the boys, then who cares? Keep away from papping the kids and don’t bully Brandi and then it’s all good.
I can just imagine the convo between Dave and Eddie.
Eddie: “Listen Dave, I can’t stand to be with LeAnn all by myself and LeAnn wants the public to think she has friends so….” and then of course he would have to add, “Don’t worry about your jobs, LeAnn will pay all your bills….”
Just to add a little perspective on all this talk of cyber bullying, I paid a visit to Leann and Brandi’s respective Twitter accounts. Going through the @’s, I would say about 90% of people tweeting to Leann were saying something mean that could be described as “bullying”, while I only saw one mean tweet directed at Brandi.
I’ve been reading (and commenting on) this site for a long time, so I hope no one is going to jump out and accuse me of being Leann. Leann definitely has a lifetime pass on the crazy train, and back when this whole mess first began making the rounds on the gossip blogs she was a Z-list soap opera fantasy come true. She’s so psycho, so manipulative, so over the top, so deliciously trashy… I mean, come on! She’s a gossip hound’s dream!
But, things have stopped being fun at this point. Some of Brandi’s fans are honestly starting to freak me out more than Leann herself. I don’t doubt that Leann encourages her fans to bully Brandi and her supporters online, but let’s not act like team Brandi is comprised of angels here either. At what point do some of the nastier things people say about Leann become bullying too? I think some people here are in denial about how crazy you sound.
At this point, I think the best thing team Brandi can do is to just ignore Leann entirely. Stop talking about her. Stop clicking on stories about her. Stop mentioning her on Twitter. THAT is how you cut the head off of a publicity hungry snake. If everyone just let this whole thing go, Leann would slowly disappear. Let’s make that happen.
[edit] I meant this to be a response to another post. I’m not sure how it ended up here.
I have to agree with you to some extent. I’ve seen some stuff that goes overboard with the bashing of LR, and while I agree with a lot of what’s said, and it seems to be based on what LR herself puts out there, it gets pretty mean sometimes. Even though I agree, I’d rather BG’s fans not stoop as low as LR’s fans, “friends” and employees.
LR is fake, deceitful, narcissistic and pretty obviously delusional. So I can see that it’s hard for people not to call her out on all of it, especially when she seems hell-bent on insinuating bad things about BG. But, yeah, lines get crossed, and it prob’ly doesn’t help BG’s case.
I think commenting on a site is a lot different than tweeting her. She gets tons of bad press and I don’t consider that bullying…it’s just a reflection of public opinion. She’s not liked.
But ignoring it isn’t the best thing, IMO. LR isn’t going to stop taunting BG, insinuating things about her, making her passive aggressive statements, and LOLing at all her “friends” and employees cruel tweets to Brandi. What needs to happen is for LR to get a PR person and get off twitter. Ignoring it and not defending BG just lets people think Leann’s “truth” is actually real.
DetroitGirl, you speak the truth. Some of the obsessive posters on here are worse than LeAnn. Why? Because they have stooped to her level and worse sometimes. They sit behind their computers and are just as ugly as any cyber bullies I have ever read. It’s like a vile, mean girls club with them living and breathing this trio in a way that I find it bizarre from grown women. I am embarrassed to be even taking part on threads like this. I am bowing out from this site.
I get what your saying and under most terms I’d complete agree with you. I don’t go around hating people and I don’t hate Leann, but I dispise her behavior on and off twitter.
From the moment she hooked up with Eddie she has harassed and stalked his wife. In ways no one discusses but that we know have happened. Its sick, I mean as Brandi’s friends some are very worried for her that if this marriage doesn’t work Brandi could be in danger type of sick. A lot of people see it and will not let her slide one time online because of the way she behaves. I was pretty neutral until I was harassed for just making a comment on twitter in general not even at her. Then I made one comment at her in a NONharassing tone and I was sent a Cease and Desist letter from her. She has said vile nasty things to me from a fake account like I’m a drunk, whore C-U-Next Tuesday and I’ve never said things like that to ANYONE…ever. I know it was her and I have the proof it was her, I just can’t post it yet. Working on it. I don’t care if she’s a janitor or the queen of England…NO ONE has the right to treat people that way and I will make sure I stand up for myself.
I totally used to agree with you. At one point I felt like we should all not act like Leann’s fans/bullies and we all attempted to just focus on Brandi. We even go periods of time ignoring Leann. I will tell you what happens during that time. Leann ups her crazy. She will retweet stepmom crap that is so nasty towards Brandi, we ignore, she takes it up a notch and starts calling those boys “ours” or “mine”. Anything for a reaction. If that doesn’t work her fans will tweet things to rile us up. Seriously, I’m not even joking. Plus, the stuff that goes on behind the scenes is extremely disturbing. If you think the public display is bad, you should know the private aspect of it all. But I for one will not insult her physical appearance. Her behavior alone is atrocious and that is what I focus on.
its her freaky ass mouth that gives me chills.
Eileen, you handle yourself well on here. LeAnn being mental doesn’t excuse the type of behavior on here that is just as ugly and makes them no better. I am a grown woman who knows the difference between fun, bitchy, snarky comments or rational comments like yours and the difference between vile, vicious, gang-banging, mean girl mentality by SOME posters on here that is still frankly bizarre coming from grown
women. Like I said, I am bowing out from the site but wanted to respond to you. I am not
defending LeAnn. Her behavior after the affair is strange and disappointing and shame on Eddie
for not putting a lid on such nonsense. But that doesn’t excuse such ugly, vile behavior on this site by women who are lowering themselves to an embarrassing level that makes them look like obsessed trolls, no better than LeAnn’s nutty twitter followers. Carry on, though.
I agree with that completely. I don’t repsond to those people because I don’t want to associate myself with them because while I DO support Brandi, I don’t want to harrass anyone who doens’t. But I feel like I’m grouped in with them regardless. I just want to explain my feelings and why it IS personal with me. Because it is-never in a million years would I think I have some personal issue with Leann Rimes, but she created that when she began harassing me for my opion and dropping Cease and Desist letters on my doorstep for one tweet, not me. Its stupid-but there ya go. lol
I hope you stay on here Jayna-and I hate to see the people that come on to bash us on Leann’s or Brandi’s behalf chase away the ones that are genuinely on here just to have a discussion.
She does look much better. My friend however saw her at the beach a few days ago, and he said that she looks awful and the cameras are doing her a favor. He took a picture of her and texted it to me. It was her alright, and I think it was the day these pictures were taken. Apparently LeAnn and her husband were one step away from public sex.
Yes, Leeanne looks a little healthier. I agree also that it looks like she got another plastic surgery up top and went a little larger this time. Physical appearance aside, she is wrong on so many levels for what she did years ago and how she continues to flaunt it. Not attractive behavior. I also agree with those who think that Leeanne will go totally nuts when she and Eddie finally split up. Both eddie and Brandi will likely have to take out a restraining order against her at that time and maybe even the boys too, depending on their age. I don’t think Leeanne will go away quietly.
She is just morphing into Brandi more and more each day. She’s bought a one way ticket on a Glanville train .. because she can. And it is pretty damn sad.
She looks so much healthier. Still don’t care for her, but she doesn’t look like she might faint or snap a bone.
But I must say, her breasts look awful to me. They always have for as long as I’ve seen her on this site – some of the worst bolt-ons. I think it is partly that they may be migrating.