LeAnn Rimes’s Hawaiian bikini extravaganza was soaked in booze & paparazzi

Over the weekend, there were about a million new photos of LeAnn Rimes in various bikinis, doing various activities in Hawaii, all while her ass was hanging out. This woman must have only packed bikinis for her trip, because I’ve yet to see her in anything else, and she was photographed constantly last week too – go here and here for a recap. She doesn’t even have any cover-ups. She didn’t even pack a t-shirt, I don’t think.

In the photos where she’s holding a baby… I don’t know whose baby that is. Fame/Flynet noted, “The country singer stopped to hold a 4 month old baby boy while walking around in a two piece bikini. Rimes was overheard saying ‘My husband already has two and I figured that was it but after holding this baby I think I changed my mind.’” I don’t even know – whatever. I’ll believe that she’s pregnant when she tweets about it.

As for the other photos, where LeAnn is carrying beer and acting like an idiot, Fame notes that LeAnn and Eddie were “enjoying a morning game of Bochee Ball complete with a beer while in Hawaii. LeAnn, the only one showing off her bikini bod appeared to be hosting the game as she could be seen fetching beers, collecting balls and jumping for joy. She also couldn’t help touching people, including her husbands butt. Later he was seen reciprocating the gesture on January 7, 2012.” I don’t know why that write-up amused me so much. Like, even the photographers were talking amongst themselves about LeAnn’s incessant bikini-wearing and her obvious try-hard antics. I would almost feel bad for her – if she wasn’t so willfully crazy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

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  1. Jennifer says:

    It’s pretty sad she used to be popular singer and now is f-list celeb. And the worst part is that she seems to enjoy that situation.

    • boo bear says:

      Think an intervention is needed for Mr Rimes. never see a photo of him without drink in hand, while his wife needs somone to tell her what is appropriate attire for playing games that require bending over and jumping in the air. U can see every thing except the actual ho

      • DrM says:

        Agreed and agreed and why is she wearing a bikini and fetching booze in the morning…the guys aren’t all wearing speedos…she could chuck a skirt on or shorts or something…cannot stand LR…and yes she does look good, could stand another ten pounds but body does not make up for her doozy of a personality…

  2. brin says:

    “…collecting balls”, the jokes just write themselves.

  3. Quest says:

    could have done without seeing so much of Leann’s crouch area in those bikini pics…. *puke*

  4. Original Tiffany says:

    It’s bocce ball, BTW. I’m Italian…

    Is she at the JW Marriott in Kauai? It looks awfully familiar. Hmmm.

  5. Spugz says:

    why can’t she find a bikini that covers her arse?

    • anne_000 says:

      I’ve seen exactly ONE photo where it’s shown that the bikini bottom does cover her ass, but it seems it’s her style to walk around with a wedgie, probably cuz she thinks it looks sexy that way. 🙁

      Imo, she purposely doesn’t pull the bottoms out & over in order to expose as much skin as possible.

    • Sophie says:

      Those bikini bottoms are obscene. She’d look a thousand times better and give off a totally different vibe if she weren’t showing off her entire ass in those trashy swimsuits.

  6. SoCalGal in FL says:

    yuk

  7. Lucy says:

    You know I don’t think I’ve seen her with clothes on this year

  8. marcie says:

    Every time I see her, she looks prettier. Being in love and happy is the best revenge against the haters. Angry posters can say she’s fugly, an adultress, etc. but the fact of the matter is she’s a happily married woman who can rock a bikini every day of the year if she so desires. As for me, gotta go to work now, oh well.

    • someone says:

      hi leanne! 🙂

      • Franny says:

        that gets old really really quickly. it was funny the first time, but the 19982th time of someone saying nice abut a celebrity, and a person goes “HI Celebrity, Celebrity PR” is tedious and lame. ugh

      • boo bear says:

        Yeah, hi leann or her mouthpiece, Ame or Stacy Leanns a digusting piece of trash. Look at me look at me,is her motto

    • cmc says:

      Actually, I agree with the first part. This is the best Leann has EVER looked, in my opinion. Her body is fantastic now that she started eating again.

    • cici says:

      i agree! sorry but i think she has a rockin body. she could be a little curvier in the hips but oh well. she put on a little weight and i think she looks great. i think she looks unusual compared to fake-faced brandi, if you ask me.

    • Guesty says:

      Absolutely! I aspire to lead a glamorous life where I, too, can have haters, and look my most gorgeous when attempting my varsity-level spread eagle jumps next to fully clothed, douche chapeau-wearing bocce players.

      Sigh. Keep dreaming, me!

      • Zooyork says:

        lmfao guesty love your comment!
        I can’t believe how high she is able to jump! wierd all around.

    • Official Bitch says:

      She looks good here. Not a fan of her but she does have a kick butt body. Sorry – I don’t want huge child-bearing hips. I want an athletic frame. Superior human form IMO. Aerodynamic!! Leann is not cute at all but at least her face is NATURAL. Brandi’s face looks like what she is: a los angeles 40+ divorcee. That Michelle girl tells the truth as crazy as she is.

    • Sophie says:

      It can’t be denied: bitch has a bangin’ body. You know she works damn hard for that.

  9. Alexis says:

    She needs to do some squats. Her butt is saggy and flat. Ew.

    • Alynn says:

      Eddie’s been banging that ass real hard until it flats. Lol! Her ass looks really…not nice. Eww

  10. paola says:

    Oh my god she has stretchmarks even on the boob area!!

    • Mr.Smurf says:

      It’s probably from those bolt ons. I’m 17, and my boobs were always big for my age, and now they grew to a D cup. So I got stretch marks as they grew, and I thought I was gonna die. So I’ve been going crazy with putting lotion on, olive oil, etc. They’ve started to fade into white, but I hope they’re done growing (with my luck probably not). If anybody knows how to get rid of them, let me know!

      • Mae says:

        Use vitamin E

      • thetruthhurts says:

        Try Argan Oil. Great for scars, etc.

      • bitca says:

        Was hung up over those marks for about 20 years, but guess what? Never been with a guy who didn’t love my rack. If the marks really bother YOU, perhaps there’s a stretch-mark fade cream that works (& working with 2-5 lb arm-weights can bring you down a cup size… even it doesn’t, always good to exercise!).

        I think the stretch marks are visible in these pix because she doesn’t seem to do the fake-tan thing. They don’t bug me; SHE does. Wasn’t she a popular singer at one time? It’s like she changed careers & is now a professional Narcissist.

    • Elusive says:

      Im more interested in those lipo scars on her inner thighs. So much for ‘mostly real’.

  11. dorothy says:

    I’ve never seen someone so desperate for attention as this one. This vacay must have cost a fortune..what with putting up all the pap’s in her hotel. She has become the definition of a fame-whore.

    • Kimbob says:

      @dorothy….no doubt! Every time I see a write-up about her, or pics….the ONLY word that comes to my mind is……DESPERATE! Really, that is the only appropriate descriptive word for how she looks, how she dresses, how she can’t let Eddie out of her sight. It’s downright pitiful.

      She’s lost so much weight since she hooked up w/Eddie, & it seems to me that she’s placed all her esteem, dreams, aspirations on Eddie. He is EVERYTHING to her…and that’s sad. Of course it’s great to be in love, but a healthy, NORMAL person in love does not do the things she’s done. It also seems to me that she’s all wrapped up in how she is “perceived” & that everything she does is preceeded by the thought “this will make me look good.”

      When this douchebag leaves her (and he will), it’s going to be a sad thing to witness.

      • Nikki Girl says:

        Completely agree. She has placed all of her self-worth on this awful man, and cares so, so much about what the public thinks of her, which indicates a total lack of self-esteem. As a woman, I hate to see other women look so desperate, clingy, and co-dependent with a man- they make it look bad for all of us. And that’s one of the main reasons I can’t stand her.

  12. kingkayski says:

    What a thick cheek this girl have

  13. Cirque28 says:

    You can see that the poor baby is looking at its parents, thinking, “Hurry up and take me back before she decides she’s my bonus mommy!”

  14. birdie says:

    I think it’s good that she gained weight, she looks so much healthier now! She has a good body and to me she can run around in her bikinis all day long, she is on vacation!
    It is still sad to see what her career has become. I can still remember the song “Can’t fight the moonlight”, it was such a hit. Weird that she became so attention hungry, she was a freaking childstar, you would guess she wouldn’t be so fameseeking as an adult.
    Can’t believe I wrote so much about her ..

  15. only1shmoo says:

    wow, so Rimes is starting to fill out and look healthier as a result of…let me see if i got this…boozing?! Just great – girl avoids solid foods like herpes but drinks like my insensitive alcoholic grandma. Come to think of it, those 2 ladies seem to have a few things in common.

  16. Dani says:

    This girl’s insecurities know no boundries. I can’t figure out what else would drive her to have so many endless obviously staged photo-ops. The more I see of EC, the less I like him. He really is giving me the douche vibe anymore. I don’t get rich people from the standpoint that they seem to endlessly vacation. Is this why they blow through their money in record time?

    • Vesper says:

      The trip is business AND pleasure. She will be performing. For someone who spent most of her childhood and all of her teenage years touring, and made millions of dolars, I think she is entitled to take as many vacations as she wants. Her net worth is currently $ 32 million.

  17. Friday says:

    She tries so hard to be sexy I almost feel sorry for her. Those “friends” of hers and the Ediot are just using her for money and free vacations from reality. Reminds me of that story I read as a child. “The Emperor’s New Clothes.” She is parading around in her invisible clothes and they all tell her how sexy she looks. Meanwhile, they are laughing behind her back because they have made an ass out of her and she in turn makes one out of herself.

    • Cirque28 says:

      LMAO at calling EC “the Ediot!”

      The Ediot has an amazing ability to never look at his new wife. His eyes are anywhere except on her.

      • bea says:

        Great observation – I’ve noticed that too.

        I guess he can get alimony just as easy as a gal in CA – right? – bc he seems like he’s there for a little pension for the future when his “acting” days are over. Creep.

      • cbear says:

        Been noticing that a lot lately. I don’t think he’s always as keen on the photo-ops as she is, unless he’s gotten drunk enough. Still on the first couple of drinks, not buzzed enough, and you get lots of photos of pulling away, shifty eyes, and something I’ve noticed a lot, not opening his hands all the way when his arm is around her. Know what I mean? Closed fingers? That’s not a good sign. I think maybe he’s beginning to feel like a tool amongst all these shenanigans. Maybe he’s finally catching on to the nosedive their careers are taking, and isn’t as thrilled to be the next Heidi and Spencer like she seems hellbent to become.

    • Relli says:

      ITA. for the longest time I have thought Ediot’s relationship with LeMann was just a long elaborate scam so he would never have to pay his own child support again. In the beginning I thought Brandi was in on it too, because honestly I had never heard of either of them until this scandal and was surprised that so many seemed to know so much about them. But then I realized that no one would subject themselves to this sort of crazy unless they were trapped and no where else to go.

  18. Bob says:

    This girl needs therapy. What a nutcase. What a big ego. I’m surprised she hasn’t said, “Don’t hate because I’m beautiful”. Have another drink Leann.

  19. AA says:

    Brandi looks so much better in a bikini… perhaps all the RHOBH footage of her in Hawaii made LA jealous- bitch is tryin to step it up.

    • beth says:

      I disagree. To me Brandi looks like a stick figure with water balloons stuck in her bikini top. Plus, have you watched her walk!? She walks like Mortica Adams. Comical.

      • Zooyork says:

        I think Brandi has one of the nicest bodies I have ever seen. Seriously, her legs especially are insanely nice.

  20. Blue says:

    This is what she looks like “filled out?” Damn 🙁

  21. gag says:

    Doesnt she know “less is more?” Maybe leave a little something for the imagination? You can be sexy AND cover up a little. She has the mannerisms of a high school girl that has figured out she’s lost her baby weight and its time to prance in front of the football team and dig for compliments.

    • Franny says:

      haha yeah, LESS clothing means MORE papping!

      also, I was so confused why a high school girl would have baby weight (ok, not unheard of since 4 of the 69 people in my high school graduating class were pregnant)…until I figured out you meant baby fat

    • WorksEveryTime says:

      Seriously! I keep thinking she’d look awesome in a one-piece or little coverup. Nudity (or near-nudity) is not the most flattering look — actually wearing clothes would enhance her features (but probably lead to fewer photo ops).

      I feel sorry for her. Child stars have it rough; only a few of them avoid turning into train wrecks.

      • Esmom says:

        She has the perfect build for boy shorts, she could rock them if only she’d let go the bikini/wedgie look she thinks is so awesome. Call me crazy but butts should be covered up!

  22. beclove says:

    Ooh I see a camera… GIMME THAT BABY!

  23. iamnotyou says:

    I do think they are happy, and I think LR looks great – jealous much? Yea, yea, bash me too. I think it ridiculous you all still bash her..get over it already.

    • Blue says:

      Seriously? Maybe people just don’t think she looks good. But of course if you think someone is unattractive it must be out of pure jealousy, smh.

    • J O'C says:

      She *does* look good – but lots of celebrities look just as good (or better) and they aren’t leaping around with their a$$es hanging out. Her behavior is just plain trashy.

      • hstl1 says:

        I just don’t see how her behavior is any different from Brandi Glanville’s on the last two episodes of RHOBH. I think these two are so much a like it isn’t funny.

    • Zooyork says:

      Holy s**t, I thank my lucky stars I don’t look like Leann Rimes.

  24. bea says:

    I’ve seen couples like this before – the woman is hot, the guy doesn’t seem to even notice that the’s prancing around to get the attention of other men……it’s a creepy vibe.

    She looks great from the back, but all the tatts up in her biz looks trashy/stripperish. The boobs look fake. Bet she smells of desperation and cocktail mix!

    • WorksEveryTime says:

      I hate tattoos. They rarely look good for long, and I do think they take from a woman’s glamour.

      You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Porsche.

    • Sophie says:

      The tats make her look like white trash because she IS white trash.

  25. judyjudy says:

    For as much time as she spends in the sun in a bikini, her skin looks pretty nice. I can go to the beach for a weekend with 1000 SPF and still end up looking a little blotchy and roasted.

    Definitely crazy, definitely an attention seeker, but at least she has nice skin.

  26. J O'C says:

    I’m starting to think she’s mentally ill. These attention seeking antics…ugh.

  27. Tierra says:

    I am soo sick of seeing her bikini’s.
    This trick needs a new shtick.
    Doesnt anyone tell how her pathetic and desperate she comes across in these pics?
    These staged pap shots must be her only source of income these days since even her die hard fans dont buy her cd’s.

  28. I.want.shoes says:

    I’m starting to find this less funny as I am beginning to seriously suspect a mental illness… Are we sure we aren’t laughing at a girl who needs meds?

  29. mollie says:

    She is so over-exposed. I am sick of seeing her in a bikini. Put some clothes on now. It’s just laughable and sleazy.

  30. Mary jones says:

    Shes so fugly no matter how hot her body is. She looks like that flying dog from The Never Ending Story.

  31. Euphorima says:

    Well Eddy looks damn sexxxxy!! i’ll give him that much!!!

  32. Julie says:

    This brings up an interesting topic for me. Butts. It’s interesting how one man’s view of a woman’s butt as small, flat, etc. is another man’s view of perfect. And vice versa. I don’t personally see how this looks flat and saggy but I might be saying that because I think I have the exact same butt and I don’t view mine that way. On the more related subject, she’s just a joke with the non-stop bikinis and famewhoring. If she weren’t so full of herself, I might feel sorry for her. She’s just pitiful.

  33. eileen says:

    I just…. Nope. Can’t. :X

  34. arock says:

    Leanne,
    Earings and underwear do not an outfit make. If i have to look at your barely there cootch one more time this week im going to stab my eyes out.

    Eddie,
    Cut the leash for 5 minutes and get your bitch some clothes.

    all the best,
    xo

  35. gag says:

    Butterface

  36. Jen says:

    I’ve never commented about Leann but I do enjoy reading them. I find her annoying and attention seeking and astonishingly insecure and probably constantly worried about her “perfect” life falling apart inside her crazy head. But damn, that picture of her looking at the camera with the baby in her arms? She actually looks really pretty. I bet she’s sad that’s not her real kid. Also, in no way is her ass flat and saggy. No way.

  37. cbear says:

    Thought it was hilarious she was tweeting with the paps, and complaining she couldn’t get in the water her whole vacay because they were there. What? She can prance all day, play bocce ball, and play football in the sand, but can’t swim? What’s that about?

    Did anyone see David Spade’s tweet about her last nite? haha. He must have gotten Hundreds of retweets and agreements from people on that one. Not kind remarks at all. Hard for her to keep saying it’s just a few of BG’s fans that dislike her after all that…

    If you have a nice body(minus the awful boobs), that’s great, have confidence, but this…this does not scream confidence. It screams, I’m trying to be highly sexualized and sexy 24/7 for a serial cheater in hopes I can keep his attention.

    • brin says:

      Well since he never seems to look at her, that’s a big fail.

    • SolitaryAngel says:

      For those of us who do not Tweet, do tell! What did David Spade say?! 😀

      • cbear says:

        Something along the lines of, “does Leanne Rhimes do anything besides prance around in a bikini all day? Didn’t she used to be a singer or something?”

        It was rather funny. The tweets in support were pouring in, hundreds of them, all while BG was also getting hundreds of tweets while RHOBH was airing.

        LR tweeted back almost immediately, even though he didn’t directly tweet to her. Google alerts or something? Trolling the internets for mention of herself, obviously. Anyway she tweeted back “why, do you want to borrow one?” and acted like she’d burned him or something.

        The comments, from non-BG fans, just regular fans of Spade pretty much stuck to what the general public disdain is for her: anorexic, eat something, horrible boobs, desperation, homewrecker, yodeler, has-been, etc. Her popularity is just not good. Not sure how she keeps the delusion going in her head that she’s A-list and not become a joke.

    • Zooyork says:

      She probably doesn’t want to go swimming or in the water in front of the paparazzi due to insecurity: her makeup might get washed off and hair do wouldn’t be there to help out.

  38. Michael says:

    My boyfriend has ab’s just like hers. He looks like a Ken doll. Every time I see abdominal muscles like hers w/those lines going downward along the side, I expect to find a penis.
    Why all the heavy jewelry at the beach, does she never go swimming?
    Also, how come we never saw this many pics of her when she was married to Dean. Now Dean IS EVERY MAN’S DREAM

  39. Petunia says:

    I may be in the minority but I think LeAnn was far more attractive with some weight on her. She had a fresh face and her features didn’t seem nearly as exaggerated. She really looked very cute and sweet.

    Now all you can see are those squinty eyes and the Stodden mouth. And looking at these photos, I can now see what others have said – she has big shoulders, no hips and huge, muscular thighs. She looks like a male bodybuilder. I guess it’s what’s inside that’s showing on the outside – unattractiveness.

    And truthfully, no one would care one wit about the unattractive features if she wasn’t out there strutting the spoils of her affair, and her desire to “out-mother” Brandi. Truthfully, it’s who LeAnn is that makes her unattractive.

  40. Petunia says:

    i.want.shoes – I don’t know. It’s an interesting theory but then again, she seemed to function perfectly well until she became obsessed with Eddie – and Brandi.

    I think she has a “mommy” fixation, wherein she’s trying to get back at a mother figure for perceived wrongs. Brandi seems to be a stand-in for someon whom LeAnn is enraged at. Does anyone know what LeAnn’s relationship was like with her mother? I’m guessing that there was a ton of competition in it and also resentment and insecurity.

  41. LunaT says:

    Not saying she doesn’t take it too far or that she doesn’t have some serious underlying issues, but if I were on vacation in Hawaii I’d lounge in my bikini and have a beer in the morning, too!

  42. Petunia says:

    Julie – I hear you. I think the thing of it is that LeAnn’s figure is all over the place. She has those big, muscular shoulders and arms and legs, then almost no hips and butt. And then big, wide spread boobs. I think the boobs are what throws her figure out of whack – they aren’t real and they don’t look natural on her. She looks like she would have small, firm ones to fit the butt. Her butt just looks out of whack because she’s so muscular elsewhere, and then the boobs. If she wasn’t overdoing the weights and had her normal breasts, her figure would look more anatomically correct.

  43. Shiloh says:

    when you work hard at your body (working out and eating healthy), you kind of want to show it off. or in the least, you feel really comfortable in your own skin. so i don’t really fault her. she’s in hawaii. when she was in aspen she was completely covered.

  44. DesertRose says:

    I think she looks great. Her ass looks soft, I don’t think there’s a problem with that. I’m gonna that most guys would rather grab a squishy butt than a bony, muscular one. If my body looked that great I’d be rocking a bikini in my backyard – hey it’s 70° here in SoCal today =)

  45. Lady D says:

    “And truthfully, no one would care one wit about the unattractive features if she wasn’t out there strutting the spoils of her affair, and her desire to “out-mother” Brandi. Truthfully, it’s who LeAnn is that makes her unattractive.

    THIS^^EXACTLY.

  46. LeeLoo says:

    I love that picture of Eddie where he’s hugging her. He’s looking for tail over her shoulder. Figures.

    God LeAnn’s fugly.

    • Delleah says:

      Seriously, how could Eddie cheat on Brandi with THIS? When I hear the name Leann Rimes the next word my mind comes up with is always butterface.

      And of course he is looking for tail, he’s a no good lying scumbag cheater. What gets my goat is the idea that he is putting his boys through all this drama. Why is he out to punish Brandi when HE is the one that cheated? I think his kids would be better off without him in their lives.

  47. Tweakspotter says:

    Here’s the thing…if he truley loved her he would WANT her to cover up and want all that for himslef. My husband would not approve. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

  48. Rita says:

    All the A-list country singers naturally act like chearleaders in bikinis. Martina Mc Bride, Jennifer Nettles, Carrie, Swifty….they’re all the same. In the sub-culture it’s referred to as bikini-banjo music.

    At this very moment, LeAnn has a bi-plane trailing a banner over the playboy mansion that says,

    “Hef, check out my biscuit flaps”.

    btw-Interesting grouping of LeAnnluvers posting today.

  49. Cathy says:

    The girl is in Hawaii, if all she wants to wear are bikinis while she is on vacation then more power to her. I’m to old for bikinis, but if I was on vacation in Hawaii, I know the dress clothes would be at home. I would be in shorts everyday all day, and drinking to my hearts content. I just wish she would find a bathing suit that covered up her butt a little more.

  50. Happy21 says:

    I can’t believe that her frickin’ vacation is top news! It was on my home pages top stories. Seriously. Ok we know she looks good a bikini. Doesn’t mean she is hot and it doesn’t mean she doesn’t look like a frickin’ horse. I am so tired of her need for approval and/or attention. I am as of this moment no longer commenting on her because it is just feeding her over inflating ego.

    • zoning out says:

      Eh. It’s a trainwreck. It’s news of, look how ridiculous these people are. Look at what this woman has become to keep this guy.

      The story I wish they’d focus on is the backstory behind all her retweets about bullying. While she’s tweeting that crap, she’s blowing kisses and giving morning hugs to her twitter friends who:
      bash BG nonstop, spread lies about her, call her whore, druggie, say she’s had to have vag rejuvenation surgery, spread lies about her mothering, harass teen girls and their families who are BG fans by photoshopping their family photos and putting them on twitter, running vile fake BG accounts, etc., etc.

      They dish it out all day long, then when someone gives them the same treatment back, they cry those people have no life, are horrible people, and whine to Leann, who then says, “Oh poor you. Ignore those bullies. So “beyond” sad.”

      Don’t know why the media doesn’t touch that one.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Time to get a new homepage, Happy.

  51. Rita says:

    @Kaiser

    Concerning the write-up for the photogs pics, all descriptions of the photos are preapproved by LeAnn before the gossip sites are paid to publish them.

    Also, I saw a pic of LeAnn from behind crouched on all 4’s. Her butt took up almost the entire photo. The camera could not have been more than 3 feet away so kudos to the photog and his “indian sneak”. Of course LeAnn kept saying “get closer”.

    Also, I thought it hilarious that there were a couple of jumping jackass photos. Nothing spontaneous.

    No person is happy when their life consists of tweeting, bikinis, and photops. An empty life. The comment about babies only confirms that Eddie has said absolutely not.

    • Franny says:

      I totally agree with your statement that truly happy people don’t have to tell everyone about it all the time. The people I know on on facebook who constantly are taking kissing pictures and updating their status about how “life is bliss, everything is so great” are the ones who are the unhappiest in real life. its such a facade.

  52. Jezi says:

    I would be wearing a bathing suit as well if I was in Hawaii but I certainly wouldn’t be doing jumping jacks in it. There is just something not right.

    • Rita says:

      Brandi tweets about jumping on a trampoline after having had babies so LeAnn wants to show us how it’s done. On the other hand, Eddie’s gotten bored jumping on the tramp…oline.

      • zoning out says:

        You need a column. A running commentary all day of her antics. It would be so entertaining! ha!

  53. H26 says:

    So is “the wedgie” a new style of swimsuit now cause it looks really uncomfortable.

  54. anne_000 says:

    This is what happens when you mix John Denver’s genes with Kelly Bensimmon’s brain.

  55. Petunia says:

    I get that LeAnn is on “vacation” from vacation and wants to wear a bikini. I get it. But realistically, although horny guys may want to, no hetero woman wants to see another woman’s biscuits hanging out. But whatever. That’s her choice, although I hate how those photos are shoved on everyone as if we’re all interested in LeAnn’s biscuits.

    The thing is, I found the bocci shot to be utterly gross and creepy. You don’t hang your naked (but for a dental-floss string’s worth of material) butt in front of other men’s faces when you’re supposedly “happily” married. What’s that about? All I can see when I look at that photo is “gang bang.” That’s the vibe that’s going on there, and it’s very weird.

  56. Petunia says:

    From Zoning out: LeAnn’s fans “harass teen girls and their families who are BG fans by photoshopping their family photos and putting them on twitter, running vile fake BG accounts, etc., etc.”

    Whoa, okay, that is seriously weird. I know LeAnn thinks it’s okay to snicker at Brandi and we snicker at LeAnn. But to harass innocent fans of Brandi’s? That is all kinds of strange.

    • zoning out says:

      Both sides give it back and forth to each other. But LR’s fans lack a sense of irony, when they complain about being bullied to LR, when if you look at their timelines on twitter, that’s all they do all day themselves…mostly perpetuating all the lies about BG that LR has fed to them, since day one….when LR first instigated the hate fest that is now so rampant between both sides on twitter.

      The thing about LR…she preaches she’s all Love and Light…when she’s really a master manipulator intent on tearing down those kids’ mom. Just pointing out…the insecurity and craziness runs deep with this one.

      • Shiloh says:

        i think Eddie has some sort of sickness that he obviously enjoys BG and LR ruining each other’s lives over him. most men wouldn’t want any part of that kind of drama, it’s exhausting and frankly if you love people you wouldn’t want to see them suffer or be bullied, or even bully others. i think he’s very smug and loves all the attention, and the fact that these women hate each other because of him.

  57. Rita says:

    Look at the two guys behind Eddie. I think they were original band members when she had her last hit song. My how time flies.

    One more thing about LeAnn and her exhibitionism. My friend was right when she compared it to p-rn. After a while it’s just dongs and biscuits, yadha yadha yadha, “get to the money shot!”. I mean it’s like the DVD’s hidden behind the tax returns on the top shelf of the closet: seen it, seen it, seen it.

    At least that what my friend tells me.

  58. Amanda G says:

    She has such a manly body…with the exception of the bolt-ons of course. Can someone please tell her to put her ass away?

  59. the cheetah says:

    Why doesnt ed show off his bod as often? He’s usually fully clothed at the beach while leann is practically naked.

  60. Camille says:

    Well I give the girl props for having great body confidence I guess. So good for her. *shrugs*

  61. Sasha says:

    Ahahahaha – that picture of the manic star jump is FANTASTIC. That picture summarises Leann’s batshit craziness perfectly.

    But I have to give the girl some credit, her body is definitely looking MUCH better. I actually think Leann could look half decent if she *really* started eating solids. It’s softening her. 10 more pounds would do the trick?

  62. alibeebee says:

    is it me or does she look super awkard holdiing that baby.. she’s probably the same weight as the baby with her skinny self..

  63. the original bellaluna says:

    I, too, am starting to believe that there is something truly mentally wrong with ME!Ann.

    I also agree that a confident, secure-in-her-relationship woman does not behave/dress this way. Her insecurity (as well as her ass) is showing.

  64. Euphorima says:

    I would feel really uncomfortable if i was scantily clad on a beach while my husband was FULLY CLOTHED!!!! Something just isnt right about this entire scenario. Why arent both husband and wife in swim wear??

    • Franny says:

      I felt uncomfortable just looking at the pictures! At least put on some shorts or something if you must wear a bikini (which yeah okay, they are in Hawaii so bikini away) because if everyone is in street clothes, then you are standing there in your underwear.

  65. gag says:

    Hey i get it. I lost a lot of weight once too and was determined to flaunt (and yes, in front of my boyfriends ex-wife, who had gained weight at the time, too. I was immature and 21. Leann used to look like a troll and now her body (face is still trollish) is up to hollywood standards. However, for a lady, it is so tacky to run around like a stripper at an expensive hotel. Its almost trailer park. I guess you can take a girl out of the country…

  66. kudzuqueen says:

    With all of the photos of her panties up her ass I was going to say “I am now officially embarrassed FOR her”..(then I scroll to the spread eagle jump)…really Leann??? You KNOW the cameras are there and you do this? Dressed like that? Girl…we all know girls like you who posture and do things of this nature. And we also know exactly why they do it. It is embarrassingly transparent. Where is her pride?

  67. Natasha says:

    Can I just say: “why?” (the person who always commented on LeAnn posts but who seems to have disappeared): I miss you and your insights! Come back!!

    And, dare I ask, what are biscuit flaps?! I think I know but I’m not totally sure……….oh boy, I’m going to regret asking, aren’t I?

  68. kudzuqueen says:

    With all of the photos of her panties up her rear end I was going to say “I am now officially embarrassed FOR her”..(then I scroll to the spread eagle jump)…really Leann??? You KNOW the cameras are there and you do this? Dressed like that? Girl…we all know girls like you who posture and do things of this nature. And we also know exactly why they do it. It is embarrassingly transparent. Where is her pride?

  69. Jennifer12 says:

    This girl is in Courtney Stodden territory. The only positive I see is that I think she’s read how people feel about her “bonus mom” nonsense, and she is papping herself and not the boys (at least, I hope so). Thank goodness. I find it revolting that she is parading around in a g-string while literally everyone else is clothed (including her female friend) and is jumping and bending over in front of other men while wearing it. It’s seriously creepy and awful.

  70. Jennifer12 says:

    P.S. It’s early morning and they’re pounding beers and mixed drinks. That’s scary to behold. I noticed that many shots of them have them holding alcohol, but it seems worse than ever. Seriously, in the morning!?

  71. anne says:

    When everyone else is in clothes it’s really sad that she has to walk around naked.

    • Firecracker says:

      That’s what I thought. Eddie doesn’t even have his shirt off, and she’s in a tiny suit.

  72. Mona says:

    I just don’t understand why she has the compulsion to copy the ex-wife. It screams “Help me!” I used to be a fan of hers and give her the benefit of the doubt but I just can’t do it anymore, as it is so blatantly obvious. I’ve seen a few web pages showing all the SWF and now I find myself noticing it as well! Brandi goes to Hawaii and everyone is in awe of her perfect model figure in skimpy bikinis. Less than a week later Repeat is parading around like a brain-damaged test monkey showing off her curtain rod shoulders, pancake butt, and bipolar bolt-ons.

    I bet if Brandi jokingly tweeted she was gonna walk through fire in a gasoline G-string, within 24 hours we would see papped photos of Repeat doing a midnight Walgreens run for Solarcaine and bandages.

    • lil ole me says:

      “Repeat”!! Lawdy that is the perfect name for Leann Rimes. Everything you just said, I feel exactly the same. Everyone can make excuses for her behavior, but her narcissism is painfully apparent.
      It is actually scary and mentally imbalanced. She needs to sit down with her Doctors and discuss her dosage.

  73. Anna says:

    She reminds me of the hammered, skinny girls that clog my brother’s apt pool in west Phoenix, Az. Attention starved, skinny, drunks with dirty feet. Nice! haha

  74. Playboy would have paid her for photos like this? Here you go boys free shots! Mama’s proud yall!!

    Not ONE dip in the sea but I am in a forever lasting bikini.

    Humble, not attention seeking YAll.

    Eddie loves me, my bods better than Brandis yall, the world must see!!!

  75. Baylor says:

    1)Not that it’s any excuse, but if LeAnn really thought/thinks that Eddies two boys might be closest she would/will ever have to having children that might explain her overeagerness concerning her role in their lives.

    2) Many years ago, Dean once said that LeAnn was very modest/bashfull/whatever about her body/showing off her body. No one can say that about her now!

    • Delleah says:

      I have to wonder what exactly caused her to go crazy like this. She seemed very humble and like a halfway decent person for a long time but now she has done a complete 180 into a horrible human being. If you had told me 17 year old Leann was going to become a cheating bitchy hussy I would never have guessed it.

      A long time ago I was a LeAnn Rimes fan. I loved her music. Now, I can’t stand the sight of her and think she has turned into an ugly person inside and out.

      • MrsNix says:

        Well, the answer to at least part of this is that she spent her entire childhood and early adulthood covered in horrible scaly patches over most of her body. She is a huge and outspoken advocate for psoriasis (sp?) patients. I get the running around all the time half-naked. When you spend most of your life dreaming of having clear skin so that you don’t have to be ashamed of wearing a v-neck? Yeah, I get the need to go out and flaunt the skin. Anyway, that’s what I’ve always assumed with the wearing lots of bikinis. I completely get that part.

  76. Dotty says:

    What bugs me most is that she’s almost always the only one in swimwear. The men around her are always clothed. Always.

  77. crazycatlady says:

    Eh hem. Excuse me, but we’ve been subjected to photos of LeAnn in a bikini for six friggin’ months straight now. I’m pretty sure she hasn’t put a pair of pants on since last spring. I wonder why she even bothers putting two pieces of string on – just do what you’re dying to do, LeAnn, go buck f-ing naked! Though I doubt even then she’d get the attention she so pathologically craves.

  78. kudzuqueen says:

    Oops! Double post! It wasn’t loading and for sure I thought it was because I said ass. The whole time I’m thinking, how can she show it and I can’t say it..??

  79. Memphis says:

    That my friends is desperation mixed with insecurity..Seriously, Rimes get your meds checked and cool it with the crazy.

  80. Kosmos says:

    Well….she looks bad wearing the thong. It just doesn’t look appropriate in public. She seems to be trying too hard to be appealing to him. I’m so tired of her, really. She must lack confidence to such an extreme that she cannot handle covering her butt. It’s over exposure and we’re not that interested. A regular bikini bottom looks much more attractive, geez. And now she’s got implants, so must have had very small breasts before. This woman just strikes me as someone desperate for attention.

  81. Maraleah says:

    I am so very tired of LeAnn and the bikini shots. I don’t care if she’s skinny or curvy, who she’s with or what ridiculous activity she is engaging in wearing the bikini, I’m just really ready for all the tabloids to stop making me flip to pass images of LeAnn in her bikini. What a media whore – blech, blech, blech!

  82. Kloops says:

    She is so unlikeable, so fake, so obviously posing for the paps BUT this is the best I’ve seen her look. I hate to say it, but her body and face are their least mannish here. So kudos, crazy bitch, you pulled it off this time.

  83. Isa says:

    Okay the skidmarks are gross.
    And the lipo scars on her inner thighs are interesting! hmmm.

  84. Laura says:

    The People’s Choice Awards just named the 10 nominees for bikini babe of the year. Could there be a more pathetic category? Anyway, Leann, despite her obvious lobbying, failed to make the cut. Seriously, she looks so foolish. I don’t care if she is in shape or not, playing lawn bowling with you privates hanging out while everyone else is fully dressed makes you look like an attention starved exhibitionist. What happened to her to make her transform into this narcissistic monster? She never came across that way before this whole Eddie debacle. I had never read her twitter before and did recently and she is such a hypocrite it is ridiculous. Claiming she wants privacy and playing the victim doesn’t really fly when it has been documented that she pays a paparazzi to follow her and Eddie around and has people bully and threaten others on her behalf. What the hack happened to this girl?

  85. cbear says:

    She’s not doing well in the “best of” lists is she?
    As prolific as she is on twitter, she only got 2% of the vote for best country artist to follow on Taste of Country’s 2011 voter awards(out of 5 choices of twitter folks). She blasts herself all over in her bikini and doesn’t make the People’s Choice Awards list(rightfully so).
    So…is the only list she made this year the Most Annoying Celebrity Couples one? Second to Courtney Stodden and that Doug dude? lol. The signs of complete career destruction and utter disdain from the public keep showing up, but I don’t know what it would take for her to get it thru her head that the “fairtytale romance”, “stop thinking of me as an adulterer” campaign she has going is not working at all. In fact, I think it’s making people like her even less. I’m sure she still believes she’s A-list, that girl’s delusional.

  86. Baylor says:

    LeAnn has ALWAYS been delusional about something or other. Sad life really.

  87. Baylor says:

    Dean posted comment on twitter a bit back about some people always being on a vacation from life. I guess he was referring to LeAnn?! He did vacy alot with LeAnn though when they were married. LeAnn worked less and less etc even with him. I don’t recall him
    Complaining though. I don’t know, his continued lovefest with DB and his lack of public support of Brandi make me question him

    • Linda says:

      @ Baylor said:
      “I don’t know, his continued lovefest with DB and his lack of public support of Brandi make me question him.”

      Trust me, I have questioned it as well.