Charlize Theron versus Michelle Williams: who wore the most tragic headband?

Michelle Williams and Charlize Theron had more in common than gratuitous HEADBANDS last night – they were nominated in the same category at the Globes, Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical. While Charlize’s role in Young Adult is supposed to be a straight-on comedy, Michelle’s inclusion in that category is up for debate. I’ve seen My Week With Marilyn – it’s a drama. She sings in it, but it’s totally a drama. Anyway, Michelle won the Globe, and while her acceptance speech wasn’t my cup of tea – I would love it if she stopped with the “Little Girl Lost” routine – I’m not going to yell about it. She was good in Marilyn, and I don’t mind her win. I will hate it if she wins the Oscar though.

Anyway, Michelle’s dress is Jason Wu. Again, not my cup of tea, but I don’t hate it. At least it’s a beautiful color! I get so tired of her wearing pale pastels and creams. I don’t really think the velvet gives the gown the “richness” Jason Wu was aiming for – it ends up looking dated, right? Like something from the 1970s, only back then, this fabric would be used for curtains. As for the headband… I don’t get it. At all. It’s just a black headband with some kind of bedazzled appliqués or something. It doesn’t belong at the Globes. It doesn’t look cute or stylish or anything. It’s just budget.

Now, for Charlize. Bitch wore Dior, or course, and of course, there was a huge statement bow, thankfully not on her boobs. I liked the dress a lot in motion, but in photos, it totally looks “off”. Like, the slit seems too high and the shoes are wrong. Charlize can pull off some weird stuff, but at the end of the day, I’m not sure she really owned this look. And shall we talk about her headband? AWFUL – but it had more continuity with her dress than whatever Michelle was attempting. Why is this a trend?!?!? Also: Charlize’s face was back to looking jacked, right?

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  1. TG says:

    Michelle Williams headband looked like a university logo. like UK Wildcats or something like that. Every time I looked at it that is what I thought. Charlize’s didn’t look too bad to me but in these pics it does look cheap.

    • Gigi says:

      I think Michelles hair looked terrible. She doesn’t look good with that short hair. What’s the headband for? She has no hair to hold back. As for Charlize, I thought she looked stunning. The headband was gorgeous.

  2. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I think Charlize was high as hell. That is all.

  3. SamiHami says:

    How disappointing! Theron is usually so gorgeous but she really missed this time. The dress is just plain ugly and the headband doesn’t work for either one of them.

    As much as I dislike Williams (she had NO business playing MM!) Her dress is far better than Theron’s. Again, though, the headband was just bad.

  4. Marjalane says:

    The cutaways to Charlize Theron’s bitchface in the audience were awesome! She smelled something bad all night.

    Hated Michelle Williams acceptance, but thought the dress was beautiful and she looked so happy. The headband was a fail however….

    • ahoyhoy says:

      Charlize looked PISSED when MW won, and every shot thereafter. Not happy.
      I can understand being mad that MW’s movie wasn’t a comedy–but that wasn’t MW’s fault. Charlize’s bitchface could cut glass!

    • jin says:

      She wasn’t pissed That’s just how her serious face looks. She loves Michelle Williams. She’s just not the type to fake smiles.

  5. Tiegan says:

    Could have done without the big bow, but other than that Charlize looked incredible. I even like the headband. I still see nothing jacked about her face.

    Now Michelle. I’m just not feeling the dress. Or the hair. She just doesn’t look herself, and the material looks itchy and heavy.

  6. Marianne says:

    I thought the headbands were cute. LOL. Overall, I liked Charlize’s dress better.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      Same here! I was watching, like, “omg love Charlize’s headpiece. Where can I find that?” lol . May not be popular, but I still think it’s glamorous.

  7. QQ says:

    I actually feel they were both miscategorized as Young Adult might be at best dark comedy, but on the battle of the headbands etc, no contest, The Bitch owned it

  8. sarah says:

    Charlize looks amazing! Shoes are killer!

  9. GoodCapon says:

    Michelle, in this insteance, reminds me of Leslie Caron. I think she was one of the better-dressed of the night.

    Charlize’s dress is too plain.

  10. brin says:

    I thought Charlize’s headband didn’t look so bad on tv, but it does look off in the pics. I hated the big bow on her dress. Michelle just looks frumpy.

    • CHLOE W says:

      yep, Michelle in general is frumpy, i just do’nt understand her appeal

      she looks like a PTA mom from Fort Wayne

  11. searching4grace says:

    I love how in pictures you can always see the guys looking down trying not to step on the dresses. I do actually love that. I hate the velvet. It looks itchy. I love Charlize but she constantly looks like she’s 40, no matter what she wears.

  12. daria says:

    Charlize was perection

  13. paola says:

    i really hate Charlize feet. i know she is beautiful and all that crap but i really dislike her feet! off topic i know..and who cares about feet? but everytime i see her wearing sandals all i can think is how horrible her toes are!! arghhh

  14. Jules says:

    I think Charlize needed more dress on the top…didn’t mind the headband on her.

  15. amurph says:

    I’d like Charlize’s dress if they got rid of the damn bow. She looks supremely exhausted though I don’t know why.

  16. bettyrose says:

    Headbands aside, Michelle looks classy and gorgeous, while Charlize’s dress screams desperate.

    • Amanda says:

      Desperate- you f*ing wish. Charlize has a great year coming up and rocked the shit out of that dress.

    • Kaligula says:

      Ditto! Charlize’s ensemble from head to toe was the choice of a deluded eye, seeing her as she used to be, maybe 7 years ago, not highlighting her current strengths. Michelle interestingly underplays her beauty and sexiness, they are a classic contrast in this sense.

      • Alora says:

        dude, Charlize rocks that shit to the core. Michelle is just a little boring baby bunny playing along in comparison.

    • Corion says:

      How does she look desperate? Have you ever seen Charlize on the red carpet? She’s the closest thing to a Glamazon. This is on point with her personality and style. Nothing desperate. Williams’, whom I love dear, really needs a new stylist. She looked HORRIBLE last year with her daisy table cloth Valentino ensemble and this year she stepped it up a notch, but she really needs to go back to that Vera Wang mustard dress mindset. NOW that’s fashion.

  17. Hautie says:

    Unfortunately, my first impression of Michelle’s gown… was… “is that a purple cheetah print in velvet?”.

    And that is never a positive.

    But Michelle looked happy wearing it. So whom am I to say there is something wrong with a purple cheetah print in velvet.

    I did however really did like Charlize’s dress. I liked the way it moved. And if that b*tch wants to wear a bedazzled headband, then more power to her! 🙂

  18. kibbles says:

    I haven’t seen that Marilyn film yet and I’m sure Michelle was great in it. I thought she’d go for a sexier look to match her iconic role and she chose to go in a totally opposite direction. I am waiting for her to grow out of her hipster faze, grow her hair a bit longer, gain about 5-10 pounds, and wear something fierce and sophisticated that isn’t too matronly nor too young and hipster-like. She was much sexier in her Dawson Creek days.

  19. Mimi says:

    So happy for Michelle! Wasn’t feeling her dress but still glad she won the GG.

  20. serena says:

    Oh god I love Michelle but she wore such an ugly dress..the headband is not the problem there.

    Instead I loved Charlize’s better.

  21. Jayna says:

    Charlize is so beautiful. I hate her. LOL And I loved her headband. Michelle’s not so much, but I love Michelle. I can’t wait to see her movie.

  22. S says:

    Eh, Charlize’s face doesn’t looked jacked to me. I think she used to have a rounder, bit of a baby face until she was in her earlier thirties (she is beautiful and I don’t mean anything bad by round). The older she gets, the more her face seems to thin out so she looks a little difference. If she was getting work done, she’d look puffy instead of her face looking more thin. I kind of love Charlize, she seems like a total stoner and kind of bitch but in the good way…Like she doesn’t try to hide the bitch, a la Julia Roberts or Natalie Portman.

    • jin says:

      Kaiser just hates Charlize Theron and is obsessed with Angelina Jolie. A lot of obsessed Angelina Jolie fans hate Charlize because she is competition in the beauty and talent department. Seriously, dissing Charlize Theron’s face, which is one of the loveliest faces on the planet, just makes you look like a jealous hater.

      • A. Weiss says:

        I don’t understand some fans, can’t they mind their own business, or artist, and leave the others alone? I mean you’re not winning to love or hate them. I get that some artists have a special place on our hearts but hating on others is just pathetic.

      • 88Modesty88 says:

        Love Charlize, love Angelina. Have room in my heart for many many strong wimmen!

        😉

  23. jamminatorr says:

    HATED Charlize’s dress. Pink frothy prom queen – GROSS. Didn’t mind her headband but I think thats only because it was so sparkly during the show.

  24. stephanie says:

    hated charlize’s dress but I kind of like michelle’s look.

  25. Nev says:

    they both looked realllllly yawn.

  26. lucy2 says:

    Didn’t care for either headband, and I didn’t like either dress on its own, but each worked for them. They both have unique styles.

  27. OhStop says:

    If Michelle Williams wasn’t adorable, her whole outfit would have been one hell of a trainreck. I don’t think she needed the headband at all. It was just awkwardly sitting on her head. The dress is alright though. I just wish she would let her hair grow a little bit longer. And Charlize, regardless of what some of you guys might say, rocked the crap out of the dress. She looked stunning. Maybe a little high around the eyes lol But gorgeous nonetheless.

  28. Khalesi says:

    MW looks happy, but tragically “twee.” So sick of her hair styling and sartorial choices. Her dress has such an ugly neckline and she needs to stop looking like she’s 5 years old. Overall blech.

  29. Diane says:

    Haven’t seen MW as MM, so I will reserve judgement on that. The dress looked like something my grandmother would have worn to a formal occasion, and the headband looked like Michelle was getting ready to wash her face before bed.

  30. Charz says:

    I think Charlize Theron looked amazing! Dress AND headband. In fact- I kind of want one too.

    Michelle Williams’ headband wasn’t so great though. Her dress is OK.

    I wish Theron would have won- she looked so upset that she didn’t.

  31. Sigh. says:

    Charlize has too much shit going on at once.
    Sparkly headband, AND a
    Plunging neckline, AND a
    Big ass hip bow, AND a
    Cootch-high slit
    If she took out any 2 of these things, she would have looked light and pretty
    .

  32. WTF says:

    didnt’ like charlizes dress but her bitch face through the show were priceless.

    michelle williams – GROW UP the fragile little flower thing is ANNOYING you played a slut on Dawson’s creek – own that-and hate the dress

  33. Messenger says:

    Michelle has an inner radiance. I am so glad she won. I loved that she said she is a mother first and actor second. She manages to do both with grace and dignity all the while maintaining privacy for her daughter. I happen to love a headband and liked both women in them. Michelle always dresses simply, yet is glamorous without showing off parts that should be covered. She is one of my favorites. Madonna too. So glad she won. The powers that be always give her a really hard time when she tries to venture out of her musical kingdom. This was a nice compromise imo.

  34. Shelly says:

    I thought Michelle looked seriously amazing. One of the best of the night. Love her whole look. Charlize looks the same as ever. Good but boring.

  35. amanda says:

    Charlize is stunning. I would die to look like her. She looked gorgeous!

  36. Cathy says:

    Don’t care for either dress. And that bow on Charlize’s dress is just hideous

  37. Nan209 says:

    The stupid bow on Charlize’s dress has to go otherwise I like the cut. I’m not a fan of the pale on pale look but it kind of works on her. She’s got dancer legs so if anyone should be wearing a giant slit it’s her. I kind of like the head band but not the style of her hair with the band.

  38. Happy21 says:

    I dislike headbands. Think they are a dumb, dumb, dumb trend that people are going to look back on in 10 years and say OMFG what was I thinking.

    If I had to pick I’d say Charlize’s looks better. Michelle’s looks to young, too childish or something.

  39. jin says:

    Another negative post about Charlize Theron! What a surprise. Lets talk about how jacked and botoxed Angelina Jolie’s face looked last night. Charlize is 10 times better looking and no her face does not look jacked.

    • A. Weiss says:

      But why do you even care? This is not a serious blog, it’s just fun for some people to bitch about celebrities. In other words, harmless. It’s just someone’s opinion, just like you have yours.

      • kaligula says:

        LOL some people really keep track of this stuff, don’t they? A. Weiss, thanks for the reminder that it’s supposed to be just for fun. Life is stressful enough, we– or at least I– come here to escape, ponder, admire and bemuse! Lighten up, jin 😉

      • Jin says:

        I’m not taking it serious! I’m laughing at how obviously biased Kaiser is against Charlize Theron and for that stick insect, wax-faced Angelina Jolie. Posting the most unflattering photos you can find of one gorgeous person just because you get off on negative comments about this celebrity who dares to have a beauty that tops his goddess Angelina Jolie. It’s a joke to me.

  40. Aqua says:

    I thought Michelle Williams gave one of the most beautiful acceptance speeches of the night.

  41. the original bellaluna says:

    My mom had a couch made out of the same material as Michelle’s dress, I do believe. (Minus the lace & a different colour, of course.)

    Charlize’s eyebrows look…higher(?) to me, I guess. I don’t care who makes the dress, but if it’s a mullet dress and/or has a big-ass bow on it (ANYWHERE), I’m not wearing it.

    Headbands are for children, doing housework, and bad hair days.

  42. Sandra says:

    What I wouldn’t give to look like Charlize!

  43. lrm says:

    charlize can pull anything off; even this-you don’t think ‘what an idiot’…you think ‘she’s gorgeous but not her best choice’….

    she’s like cate blanchett in that way-she can do anything.

    same with michelle.
    she always look beautiful to me-she’s pixie personified, and so graceful. she looks beautiful.

    and the headbands, anyway, would be the least of these ladies’ problems-i would start with dress and shoes….

    but, charlize’s headband is the worst, IMO, of the two-it does not match with that ensemble whatsoever, no matter how yo uslice it.

  44. I Choose Me says:

    Charlize’s eyes tell a story and I don’t think it’s a happy one at all. In every single photo I’ve seen of her lately she looks about ten seconds away from bursting into tears. You can see it in the stiffness around the mouth as well – like it’s a challenge for her to smile. Maybe that’s why she’s been looking tweaked? Something is going on with her but I don’t know what. JMHO.

    • Amanda says:

      Charlize is perfectly happy and one of the most real people in hollywood. she does not put on fake happy smiles all the time. btw- she loves Michelle Williams and at the hollywood actress round table went out of her way to complement her, saying that her role in Blue Valentine her favorite last year.

  45. Camille (The original) says:

    I dislike both dresses. Charlize’s dress had too much going on and MW’s dress was just plain fug. It did nothing for MW at all. And Charlize’s face did look off, very tweaked looking lately.

  46. skuddles says:

    NO headbands with formal wear, no no no! They are for little girls and idiots like Paris Hilton.

  47. Madison says:

    Headbands are for five year olds not award shows. Michelle’s dress is ok but Charlize is awful, the stupid headband just makes them both look worse.

  48. Ravensdaughter says:

    Michelle looks like she tore down her curtains like Scarlett O’Hara to make a dress-the headband is the least of it.

    Charlize could look good in a trash bag. So, the ensemble obviously looked nice on her, although a bit more lingerie than red carpet. Headband, nice, less risky than lingerie outfit.

  49. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    Charlize is a womam I love to love and I honestly have only criticised her clothing once or twice but this dress is just tragic. She could do so much better. Easily I’m my top five of Hollywood’s most gorg.

    Michelle’s speech was cute and I imagine her daughter is her biggest comfort in her life. She seems so fragile since everything went down and I know what that is like. I have to see Theron and Williamson’s films to say who deserved it.

  50. Julie says:

    Michelle grates on me acting like a little girl all the time. Damn, grow up….or act your age. Charlize looked good to me except the head band. Damn, everytime the camera shot over to her she had a massive bitch face. Hope it was because she was feeling sick because it wasn’t impressive in the least…and I’m a huge fan of hers. She really looked pissed when Michelle won. Shame…

    • Amanda says:

      I dont get it- when you loose do you have a big ass face smile on your face?Charlize is perfectly happy and one of the most real people in hollywood. she does not put on fake happy smiles all the time. btw- she loves Michelle Williams and at the hollywood actress round table went out of her way to complement her, saying that her role in Blue Valentine her favorite last year.

  51. Amanda says:

    coming onto this site is like getting onto an alternate reality. Charlize is getting applauded for her outfit and getting freaking best dressed and then you have biased kaiser say something completely off the wall. Both dresses are gorg. Headbands are amazing and not for young girls- they frame ones face and are an amazing accessory- i love them!

  52. joxjooze says:

    The dress is not the only thing disastrous about michelle- but whatever, she just never fails to disapoint me.
    Soo funny why would she think she could pull off a dress like that?!

    As for Charlize- she was just stunning- plus hairband and all 😉

  53. danielle says:

    liked both dresses, liked both headbands. Charlize might actually be my best dressed of the night…

  54. Ranga says:

    Michelle looks best, I think Charlize looks like a fancy barbie in this outfit.

  55. Stubbylove says:

    I think both dresses were gorgeous. Charlize’s body can handle just about anything and Michelle’s dress looked amazing on TV. However, agree with the choice of a headband – why the hell would you choose this anytime past the age of 16??? Also, couldn’t agree MORE about Michelle needing to loose the whole “little girl lost” routine – well said.

  56. koko269 says:

    I thought Michelle Williams looked really pretty. Headband and dress.

  57. Lilly says:

    Charlize was my best dressed of the night. I love Michelle, but fashion wise she never really gets it right. Which is a shame because back during the brokeback days every time she turned up to one of these events she looked gorgeous. Also people have been describing that as a bow on Charlize’s dress, but it looks more life ruffles to me.

  58. Amy says:

    I think Charlize looks lovely. I like the dress on her a lot.

  59. tracking says:

    ita. Very few women could pull off this dress. So beautiful.

  60. miss silver says:

    I like both headbands. I’d wear both if I had hair (going through chemo). On another note, were there a lot of shots of Fassbender on the show? Would it be worth buying the show on itunes just to see Fassie? I heard about Clooney’s quip about the Fassdong.

    • Shay Kay says:

      Well that chemo thing certainly put the whole hairband thing in perspective.My mother and father both lost their hair during chemo and in both cases their hair returned just as full and lovely as before so I hope it won’t be long until you can wear hairbands with the best or worst of them!
      Sorry I know this is off topic but there’s a special place in my heart for miss silver’s chemo heartaches!

    • whatevs says:

      i hope you get better soon! maybe you can rock one of those with a wig? there are real good quality wigs out there. wishing you the best

  61. whatevs says:

    michelle’s, hands down

  62. Jin says:

    lmao at the first photo Kaiser posts of Charlize, is an unflattering one where her neck is turned at an awkward angle. He uses photos like that to suggest her flawless face is jacked. Kaiser you are so transparent and biased.

  63. Kim says:

    I prefer Charlizes but like them both.

  64. steph says:

    I LOVE Michelle. Major girl crush. But I have to agree. That headband was pulled straight from a Kohl’s bargain bin. I actually thought the dress WAS vintage. Not bad, but not her best.