I’m running on fumes at this point, but I wanted to do a post for the men of the Golden Globes, because there were some fine specimens of dong-dom on display. One of the rare surprises and highlights of the evening – for me – was Idris Elba’s win as Best Actor for Luther. When he got up to give his speech, you could just feel it in the room – every woman was like, “HOT DAMN, Idris is speakin’.” He was gracious and cool and off-the-cuff, and obviously, he’s even hotter when you hear him speak. For now, just enjoy the photos.

Unfortunately, we don’t have access to any photos of Michael Fassbender. Twenty-million photos of Paula Patton and Nicole Richie (ugh), but Fassy was largely ignored on the red carpet, and the only time the camera panned to him was during the Best Actor thing. But I loved that George gave the Fassdong a shout-out. Love the finger bite too. Jesus, imagine that finger… nevermind. That was way too dirty.

How cute is Ewan McGregor? He got a lovely shout-out from his on-screen dad, Christopher Plummer too.

Jean Dujardin is really sexy, I think. I like his accent, and I love his face. He’s a sweetheart.

I get hot for Peter Dinklage. There, I said it.

Channing Tatum: Beefcake. He managed to perform his presenting duties better than Mark Wahlberg.

In lieu of my favorite ginger (Fassy), I’ll always take Damien Lewis. I love him, and he’s an amazing actor. I’m thrilled that Homeland won! It’s such a good show, and Damien acted his ass off in it.

UGGIE!!!!! Cutest thing on the carpet.

Mark Darcy. I mean Colin Firth. DING-DONG!!! He looks fab.

Gerard Butler really is trying to win me back, you know. Just think about this… Fassbender, Gerard Butler and Idris Elba, all in the same place at the same time. Nice, right?

A little Brad Pitt, because I know the ladies love some Pitt. Why are his lips always chapped these days?

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame.