In case all the makeup and tight clothing she wears weren’t enough of a sign that she wants to grow up faster than normal, Ali Lohan, 14, told Life & Style that she can’t wait to start driving. She also has her first car picked out, a BMW truck.
“I’m so excited (about turning 16),” Lohan told Life & Style. “I always ask my mom, ‘Can I drive your car in the parking lot?’ And she’s like, ‘No.’
Lohan has another two years before she’ll be able to get a learner’s permit, but she told the magazine she’s got her first car picked out. “I want a BMW truck!”
She might be planning on chipping in for gas money though — Lohan recently filed paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court for a work permit to allow her to record with Maloof Music producers.
The Maloof family owns the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, which was often the setting for Ali and her mom Dina’s reality show “Living Lohan,” which also happened to be a Maloof production.
[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]
Ali turns 15 at the end of this December. Under New York law she can’t get a driver’s permit to start driving under adult supervision until she’s 16 and maybe she’ll have moved out by then anyway. Can you imagine Dina in the passenger seat while Ali was trying to learn how to drive? She’d probably sit there chatting on her cell phone the whole time and only look over at Ali occasionally, saying “you’re doing great, baby.” When Ali got into the inevitable accident, Dina would justify it as normal and expected. “What could I do? She really wanted to drive.”
Ali Lohan and her mom, Dina, are shown at the “8th Annual Animal Fair Magazine ‘Canine Comedy” Halloween Pet Costume Party on 10/27/08. They didn’t bring a pet. Credit: PRPhotos
How can she be only 14 — look at her!!
The nose and chin, as well as the skanky armband faux tat, are unfortunate.
People in hell want ice water.
Well good for you, Ali. I, too, want a BMW truck….to run you over.
Yikes. Just in time for “Cokepants II, This Time It’s Personal”…
Never knew BMW made trucks. I had their suv that was in the shop once a week. Good luck with that Ali.
Lisa, my neighbor has gone through 3 BMW SUVS in less than 3 years, all lemons.
I’d be embarrassed for her if she wasn’t such a self-important little twat.
>_> I’m glad I don’t live in the same state as her. Why would her mother let her say dumb things like that? BMW truck? And I wanta pink magical dragon with wings that shoots candy out instead of fire.
this poor girl looks so trashy. why isn’t her mother stepping in and saying “no” once in a while?
Ok – normally I don’t like picking on children, but this is proof if proof was needed that the girl’s an idiot. What the hell does she need a truck in New York for?
I see those who’ve bought a BMW 4X4 are learning the error of their ways (or you’ve gone totally loopy and bought a Porsche Carrera – the single-worst SUV on the market). Harsh I know, but bear with me for a minute; they are known for making fast sports saloons (or sports cars in Porsche’s case) – and have never been designed to go further off road than a driveway.
4X4s are meant to be work vehicles with higher than average traction and torque for pulling stuff, including yourself out of boggy ground. They don’t really go ogether. Unless you count the Mercedes G-wagon, but that was developed as a squaddie-carrier with the German military.
Hopefully you’ve all now joined the ranks of the sensible and stuck to BMW saloons or proper 4X4s like Land/Range Rovers, Toyotas, Suzukis, Dihatsus or even the legend that is the G-wagon, if you’ve money to burn. Which you obviously do buying a lump of metal that will get you 18 miles to the gallon 😉 😛
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Dina Lohan’s features are really really odd. And this kid is sadly doomed.
Ha, Mairead. I would have been lucky to get 18 miles to the gallon with that crap BMW! I had a Range Rover before the BMW and those are crap too. Serious electrical problems which shut down the car ALL the time.
I got a little Lexus that is problem free, is an awesome car and I can go nearly 2 weeks on 1 tank of gas.
I just can’t imagine spending thousands on a 16 year old girl than going from car to car because of issues. She needs a damn Camry and let’s hope she doesn’t crash all the time like her sister.
bmw maks trucks? since when?
Ah the Lexus is a good car it must be said – considering they’re posh Toyotas they should be. What is that – a 60 litre tank? That’s about 13 gallons or so doing about 25 miles to the gallon?
But I must say – I have to be driving like an idiot with lead foot or constantly stuck in traffic to get under 45miles to the gallon in my 1999 Opel Corsa.
Anyway – back on topic – I think the girl needs a much smaller and slower car than even a Camry, she’s feckin’ tiny! How will she tell when the bumper starts and a pedestrian begins? She should be grateful to have any sort of a good, clean safe car at all!
My first car was a Fiat Cinquecento (shurrup! It was the Sporting model with an injection engine and Ferrari Red paintwork) – and damn glad of it I was too 😆
I drove a Range Rover for years. 221,000 miles of driving to be exact. It was the best vehicle I have ever driven or owned. In the years that I drove it, I had few , if any problems.
Is it just me or does anyone else think she looks a little like Angie Harmon? I know, I know, Angie is much prettier (and smarter and classier, etc.), but the header picture made me think “young Angie Harmon.”
For my 16th birthday, my parents gave me a monthly bus pass. It was my first (and only) “car”.
I think Ali’s first “car” ought to be the short bus.
Devilgirl, you are so lucky! I loved my Rover and wished for the best, but it was a lemon. I wish I had your car!
Lisa, it’s a pity you had such a bad experience with your Rover. I don’t drive mine any longer (too expensive to maintain), it’s covered in my garage. I miss driving her ( I named her Clarisse ), but I drive a Jeep Wrangler now and it had been great. I hate to jinx myself, but I have been lucky with the vehicles I have bought. Too many people have stories like yours about lemons, and what horrors they have been through. My parents drive a Lexus and really like it. Glad you finally got a good car to drive! 😀
Dina would justify it as normal and expected. “What could I do? She really wanted to drive.” So true.
I see nothing wrong with a kid getting a car for their 16th b-day. My mom and dad bought me mine-granted it was after i watched my step dad sell my mom’s old car (which was suppossed to be mine) to buy my step-bro two cars and tell me i had to buy my own.
But i do think that dina and milo should have nothing to do with teaching ali to drive. and ali should buy her own car as she has the money (well maybe)
but my main question is who drives in new york? how can you get around in new york? i’ts so cluttered with idiots and taxis. she needs like a smart car or something with all the stop and go
Geez. Mixing up Carrera with Cayenne, Porsche with BMW, ignoring Audi (speaking of 4X4)… Please don’t do that.
And, yes on Angie Harmon.
God forbid we speak incorrectly about unneccessarily wasteful and expensive luxury gas guzzlers. BLASPHEMY! Who would malnourished children in underdeveloped countries have to look up to if we couldn’t get that right?
Sick. and sad.
Can’t stand those long faced Lohans!
I’m always just AMAZED that this girl is just a few months older than my daughter. She looks years and years older than her.
Can you imagine just how washed up and trashed out she’s going to look at 20? She’s going to resemble a 50 year old truck stop waitress who chain smokes three packs a day.
😳 Thanks for correcting my Cayenne/Carrera mistake – how could I slip up on the one Porsche that doesn’t look like all the others? 😆
I didn’t mix Porsche and BMW up though, I put the references to Porsche in brackets as an aside.
I didn’t mention Audi as I like the cars (even though they seem to be gaining more idiot drivers as BMW are losing them, oddly enough) and was hoping to divert attention away from them lest we give Ali Lohan any ideas 😉
What the hell, who buys a BMW truck?? If you want a truck, just get a frickin truck. If you want a BMW, get a BMW. I had no idea they even made such a thing. More luxury items for the rich to waste their money on, I guess.
LMAO…
I predict it will be rehab before she can get a licence…
Yes, i know what i just said!