– Get some closure on this crazy election campaign with this humorous video [Best Week Ever]
– Free Obama acceptance speech mashup mp3. [PopBytes]
– Why is Barack Obama so popular across the globe? [Bild]
– Interview with Paris Hilton in which she talks about how hard it is to be her, her plans for the future, and how she could bring about world peace as President [Movies.AOL.com]
– Paris Hilton Bought Barbie Cereal With Marshmallows! [Bastardly]
– Size zero is out – curves are back in [Stylelist]
– Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams broke up again [Celebedge]
– Julie Bowen Expecting Second Child [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Diddy’s Election & Birthday Bash [The YBF]
– Woman in Japan jailed for “killing” her virtual husband [ParentDish]
– Lindsay Lohan says she watches a lot of TV and doesn’t go out much [Hollywood Rag]
– Another slutty Lindsay Lohan photoshoot [The Blemish]
– Victoria Beckham is learning how to ride a motorcycle [Popcrunch]
– American Idol premieres January 13 [The Insider]
– Jessica Alba as a math nerd with Ugly Betty type taste in fashion. How believable. [Agent Bedhead]
– Seth Rogan says he used to score with hot women back when he was heavy and unknown [Defamer]
– Scarlett Johansson at a parkinson’s benefit [Use My Computer]
– Janet Jackson cancels her Rock Witchu tour [Evil Beet]
– Suri Cruise is sad, still without a jacket [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– The National Enquirer probably has a dirty diaper from the alleged love child of John Edwards. Edwards better make sure no one gets any of his DNA [Deceiver]
– Suri Cruise to have male overlord competition? [CelebNewsWire]
– Olga Kurylenko in FHM France [Derek Hail]