Jennifer Aniston is still on womb-watch, although I really thought most tabloids were on the same page about Aniston’s bump of mystery – most have been claiming that she’s already knocked up with Justin Theroux’s hipster baby. Some reports have Jennifer already well into her second trimester, and some reports have Justin dumping his pregnant girlfriend because she’s been nagging him constantly. Which makes this report from OK! Magazine (via Hollywood Life) kind of a buzz-kill, because they say Aniston is still in the “trying to get there” stages of bump-dom:
Jennifer Aniston thought that she would be engaged to her boyfriend Justin Theroux by now, but Justin has yet to get down on one knee. Now Jen is fearful that Justin isn’t the right man for her. But Justin is trying, and willing, to do anything to not lose her including desperately searching for a more than perfect ring.
“It’s been a nightmare few weeks for Jen,” an insider tells OK! magazine. “She is beside herself with disappointment. Not only did she not get a ring, she barely got anything [for Christmas]! Jen’s looking at the relationship with a lot more caution now.”
Justin’s moody behavior and controlling demeanor are only causing Jen to question him more. “He’s moody, he’s controlling and he’s uncommunicative,” explains the insider. “Jen was starting to feel like she’d been suckered again.”
But Justin swears he’s going to change so that Jen won’t leave him. “He’s freaked out — terrified that he’s going to lose her,” continues the insider. “Justin’s promised to not be so controlling of her, to give her space.”
And he’s also going to ask her to marry him as soon as possible. “Justin’s been to Tiffany’s, Cartier and Harry Winston trying to find the perfect [ring],” says the insider. “He’s not planning to just get down on one knee and say, ‘Will you marry me?’ He’s planning an epic showcase to make up for acting like such a jerk.”
“He’s promised to change and basically give her anything and everything she wants,” adds the insider.
But Jen isn’t convinced. “She doesn’t want a conciliatory proposal,” notes the insider. “She wants it done the right way, not as an apology.”
“Jen’s taking Justin back but doesn’t want to go through the same thing she did with Brad [Pitt] — stuck with an insensitive partner who’s just going through the motions until they drift apart,” says the insider. “Jen won’t stand for being messed around with anymore.”
[From Hollywood Life]
OMG, Justin Theroux is missing a sensitivity chip! OMG, he’s UNCOOL. Whatever. I suspect that JustJen are fine, they’re still together, and they will be through the promotion of Wanderlust, perhaps even longer.
Incidentally, it seems like Aniston made a recent appearance to Chelsea Handler’s After Lately show. The “gag” of the bit is that as soon as Chelsea leaves the room, Jennifer starts talking smack about her. I don’t really find it funny though – because the “gag” criticisms Jennifer uses against Chelsea are true…? When Aniston is told that Chelsea has been really busy, Aniston says in part, “Doing what? I mean, gossiping about more successful people that are better looking than her? Or putting her name on another dumb book to make the world a dumber place? I mean, just ridiculous. ‘Hi, I’m Chelsea. I really think that everything I say is funny.’ You know what I mean? It’s a shock that she really still has her own show.” Seriously – is that funny? Or is it just a moment of truth?
Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN, Terry Richardson’s Diary.
oh my! Those comments actually make me like Jen a tad more since they’re true but I’m not sure how I would take that if I were CH. I don’t think that’s something that you can just say “kidding” afterward and have it be forgotten.
Erm.. it’s scripted. Jen is acting.
Agree it’s lame and has nowhere to go, since all it’s doing is regurgitating all the existing criticisms of CH, all of which are basically true. It’s not clever, there’s no satirical starting premise, and it fails basically because it has no reward at the end. CH would need to be much more talented for this to work.
Of course that’s just my view.
CH probably in reality thinks everyone’s envious of her comedic talents so, in her world, this is her ‘cleverly’ turning the tables on her critics. With the help of her friend Jen.
The quoted excerpt above is really quite telling and if it is true, this relationship is doomed.
He has to find the perfect ring – she should just pick it out herself if this is so difficult.
He is moody and controlling? I thought that was her.
He is going to change so he doesnt lose her? One should never go into a relationship with the idea that one can change the other person – this is a doomed relationship if that is the case.
The references to the Justin/Jennifer relationship are so one-sided that I don’t believe a bit of it. “He is so awful” blah, blah blah
As far as Jennifer mocking Chelsea’s lack of talent…..
well, you know, people who live in glass houses, pot/kettle and all that stuff….
Yep !!
I don’t think Jen realises that she’s being ironic (pot calling kettle black). Totally agree. Huvane has realised that the public are bored by JustJen so in his wisdom (?) he’s getting her to callout her BFF? How Hipster Cool is that! The fallout when JustJen inevitably breakup will be huge.
Uhm You can’t be pregnant (or even trying?) with that much Botox. Her face moves a bit and it’s well done but seriously. Also you can clearly see her stomach in those jeans and it’s flat.
Well, the stomach doesn’t really mean much. I mean remember Beyonce? She didn’t start showing until what 5/6 months, right?
In regards to the skit not being funny…..this is the classic class clown, elementary/middle school move. Speak of and highlight your own flaws (or in this case, get your best friend to do a scripted bit about it as a guest on your own show) and then it doesn’t hurt as much/pack as much punch and you’ll steal your detractors’ thunder.
Yep, I see it as a very clear reply to Joan Rivers’s recent and very open criticism of CH (Handler slept with someone to get the job, she’s mediocre etc.) And the fact that it’s the JA who says it, makes it “cute” and all simply a joke.
@Kasey What about the Botox? several times she sort of tries to move her face and it doesn’t happen. Pregnant women can’t use fillers.
I thought I heard JA only used Botox/fillers at one point in life and didn’t like it and stopped (maybe that was Kim Kardashian’s quote though). Does it matter if she ‘used’ them vs. is currently using or recently used them? If its the former then I’d be willing to believe THAT’s the real reason Kim K is now saying the family and kids thing isn’t for her-maybe she just found out too. If the Botox/fillers thing is true and JA, really is using them, then we just need to drop womb watch on this one then.
I honestly didn’t know that Botox/fillers prevents pregnancy. REALLY? I’m curious as to why. Does it affect hormones or something? I know NOTHING about the world of plastic surgery etc.
@Kasey to be clear I don’t think Botox prevents pregnancy but I also don’t think a pregnant woman(or one actively trying to get pregnant) would use fillers because after all Botox is botulism an antitoxin.
As for her admitting that she used them and now doesn’t that’s the standard thing that an actress says when they are in fact currently using botox and fillers. But when you look at the video a few times you can see her trying to move her face and nothing happens=BOTOX.
Botox is not a filler! It just paralyzes the muscles temporarily.
I know Botox isn’t a filler but they have about the same results. I have no idea what she specifically uses but I’d guess something because half of her face didn’t move in that video. (Still it’s good work and she’s one of the lucky ones in that her face doesn’t seem to overreact to whatever she’s using or she’s smart enough not to use too much of it at least.)
Her jeans are flat and she is using botox in the film clip, which is a no-no for pregnant women?
Wouldn’t this show be filmed weeks or months ago? Just because it was recently aired doesn’t mean it was recently filmed. Or were there direct references to her feud with Joan Rivers?
so lame. not funny at all.
JA’s style is so awful…like a middle aged woman trying too hard. ugh, hate it.
OMG it’s funny because it’s the truth. LOL
True Serena, what is funnier still, the possibility that Chelsea herself scripted the whole thing. Which makes me like Chelsea a bit, but not enough to watch her show. yeah, insert sad face here:(
I’m about to get all “Horoscope-y” on your ass, but Justin is a Leo. Jen is an Aquarius. Leos EXPECT everyone to be loyal to them, to pay them attention, and in return, a Leo would think that the simple honor of his presence by your side is gift enough (hello DiCaprio, and side-eye to my own ex). Jen is a star in her own right, had made it way before Therroux was a blip on our Hollywood star system, how does it feel that Jen’s life is all about Jen?
Anyone else has an inkling about horoscope compatibility between Aquarius and Leos? I find this much more fascinating, and in a superficial manner, much more pardoning of a relationship not working out!
Aquarians & Leos can (generally) be great friends, but because of the reasons you mentioned (Leo neediness, Aquarian aloof/weirdness), they don’t tend to be great romantically.
This is what all the books say, and from my personal experience (11 years trying. I’m the Aquarian), I wouldn’t recommend it.
Ah! A Fellow Aquarian!
Love your take on the Leo-Aquarius relationship. Leos always expect loyalty, to the point of servitude, and if there is one thing quite true about an Aquarian, is that we despise emotional imprisonment. Independence is thy name!
Thanks for your feedback! I love horoscope compatibility, it is so much fun:)
As far as Chelsea is concerned….I’ve always said a real friend is honest…at the same time it takes a no-talent to know a no-talent.
As for Justin, if this article is true then I really hope Justin does not cave in to such demands. I cannot stand women who are on a constant search for a man then DEMAND that the man put a ring on it the moment they get in a relationship. At this point no matter when it happens it will happen because she bullied Justin into proposing. Great way to start a marriage.
Now more than ever, I am convinced she can’t keep a relationship because she is insanely high maintenance and needy. No wonder Brad dumped her. I can see becoming crazy and depressed if I had to be married to someone like that. In Jenspeak: lacking a sensitivity chip = not putting up with my crazy high maintainence demands and/or giving me what I want.
And the immediate professional ‘happy couple’ photos are just creepy. They JUST got together. She’s a grown woman whose been in several relationships that didn’t work out, like many of us….Do you know anyone who calls a pro photog just a few months into a romance?
I have seen extensive evidence over the years of the ‘high-maintenance’ thing. A person CAN seem insensitive when dealing with a bottomless pit of neediness. I’ve experienced it on both sides.
She’s perfectly nice, it would seem, just needy. If she wants it, she could probably have more long-term success with men if she would take a good long look in the mirror–figuratively.
I really believe that Jen and Justin have been dating since late fall of 2010 or early winter of 2011. They are both wearing jackets in that Black and White photo … not a good look in June 2011, when the photo was suposedly taken.
I had that “sensitivity chip” type comment thrown my way by my ex who was nothing but a self-loathing, insecure, black hole of neediness! He actually told me one time that I didn’t compliment his physical appearance as much as he’d like me to. No one should be expected to live their life just to make someone else happy. There is no cure for low self-esteem, not shoes, not compliments, not money, and NOT marriage! Ick!
Which came first…the pity or the party? And why is she even associating herself with Handler? The woman is just spews toxic bile, blech.
I wonder if it’s a case of “keep your friends close but your enemies closer” with Jen regarding Chelsea? Goodness knows she would not want to get on her bad side. It’s probably easier to play along and be “friends.”
I think they’re good friends, very much alike and mutually benefit each other.
Jennifer seems fiercely loyal and not about to be told who she should befriend.
Chelsea acts as a lightning rod, absorbing the hits for her friend but also enhancing both women’s notoriety.
With the exception of Brad Pitt’s thinly veiled insults, I don’t recall anyone who’s actually known Jennifer Aniston utter a disparaging word about her.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
i couldn’t reply to mac so tried to come as close as possible… what were BP’s “thinly veiled insults” in regards to JA? I could really care less either way and am more a pureveyor of gossip, but I’ve never read anything in which I felt he had any sort of subtext. That’s not to say numerous fans didn’t try and make something out of nothing…
Before they became “Friends” Handler used to make fun of JA relentlessly. Called her manly, etc. I totally agree with the keep your enemies close comment.
Interesting. I have never watched Chelsea Handler’s show but from the little I’ve heard or seen of this woman, she doesn’t seem funny AT ALL and sounds like a horrible person.
Didn’t know that Chelsea used to make fun of Jen before they became “friends”. Their friendship sounds quite superficial even though I see how they compliment each other. Of course Chelsea jumped at the opportunity to be Jen’s “friend” in a heartbeat as long as Jen allows her in her circle. I wonder how their friendship actually works. If Chelsea has managed to remain Jen’s friend just by kissing her ass and attacking Jen’s enemies such as Brad and Angelina. Definitely seems like a “keep your enemies closer” friendship.
Neither of these two women are funny nor deserve the fame and success that they have.
LAME. and she should be an actress……?
I’m definitely more of a Brangeloonie than a Jen Hen, but I loled. I liked it. It was bitchy and catty. The preggo meanness is taking over in me, and I’m loving the bitchiness.
This was just the pure truth. Oddly enough Aniston looked like she meant it. IMHO she is dreadful actress, and seeing her act that good makes me think she, you know, wasn’t acting AT ALL…
I’m sure they are fine.. but that quote from the show matches the picture of her with her tongue out.
Moment of truth – Aniston’s a self-centered beyotch. The Handler-part. Was that even acting?
That black and white picture of JustJen is so precious … Let’s see wonderlust opens next month hope they can keep it together until the summer
OK mag is full of bullshit, do they even get anything right?
this is the very same mag that has pronounced her pregnant more that 10 times the last few years lol.
she recently said herself the isnt in approval of getting married at the moment, doesnt feel its for her.
i kinda believe her, this is the same woman that wasnt singing the praises of marriage when she was married; i remember in an article she made it sound like she found marriage a bit hard with more issues than she found normal.
Personally, I am more concerned with what’s going on with her hair in that top clip. It looks like she is cheating on her hairdresser and got a bad dye job.
when a man says
“He’s promised to change and basically give her anything and everything she wants,” adds the insider.
it’s a lie..no man will change for you. Even my 85 year old Father still lies, more not saying everything. Men are sneaky that way.
I can’t watch the video, but just the transcript of it is funny because it is true.
Eye roll at the OK article. I think the tabs are just employing wanna-be novelists at this point, so much of the stuff they write about celebs is made up. Enough already.
Sick of Needyston’s womb watch.. besides give Justin a break, it’s not easy to marry a rebound/ jumpoff let alone get her pregnant…
Pot calling kettle, come in kettle!
YES!!!!!!!!!
They are both assholes!
Couldn’t agree more.
Two persons are a west witch and an east witch, and a witch dislikes a child.
Not a fan of Aniston but this article seems pure bs. What’s weird is the tabs usually painted Aniston the way they now paint Theroux (“controlling”), and it was the boyfriends who “needed more space”, and now we get a sudden twist.
Also: “Not only did she not get a ring, she barely got anything [for Christmas]! Jen’s looking at the relationship with a lot more caution now.” Srsly? She’s re-thinking her relationship with “the one” because she got a poopy gift for Christmas?
Agreed on everything re: Handler. I also think CH scripted this thing to limit the damage from the Joan Rivers rant (calling her out on sleeping with someone to get the job, being mediocre etc.) – and since it’s JA that jokes about it, it’s “cute”, look Chelsea can laugh at herself etc. etc.
Wasn’t it Freud who said that there was truth in every joke?
It seems that these negative stories are planted in some way either to incur Aniston’s wrath or as a sympathy device. I’m unsure as to which.
My Aniston theory goes like this: she is…wait for it….gay and maybe Chelsea isn’t just her BFF.
Agreed. And I also think that’s why Courtney Cox isn’t in the picture any longer as well. Courtney and Jen haven’t really been ‘tight’ since Jen and Chelsea flew away ‘alone’ together to Mexico for (was it) Thanksgiving in 2010? It was a few weeks before Chelsea did her ‘Angleina Jolie is a C**t and the Jolie-Pitt bio kids are freaks’ stand-up routine, and a week later Jen appeared on her show in kind of a ‘oh she SO had my blessing!’ move.
Come to think of it, didn’t Jen and Chelsea spend ‘couple’ time together going to dinner and whatnot ‘alone’ when Jen and Justin went skiing over the Christmas holidays?
I don’t know why everyone is hating on Jen it’s not like she was on national t. Stating she would never be attracted to a married man then
Months later have 3 kids by not only that Angie married Billy Bob and he was I believe engaged to Laura Dern least in my book Jen is the better woman
Let this mess go. It’s old and stale and makes Jen fans seem bitter and unhinged. Jen has FINALLY moved on and is in a committed relationship.
Furthermore, people need to let this Laura Dern thing go as well. It doesn’t help the “Holie Homewrecker” case. Laura was sleeping Billy Bob while he was still married and I’m sure it is common knowledge by now that she and Ben Harper’s ex wife was pregnant at the same time.
Really? She is the better woman?
She just hangs around the person who called Angelina a c*nt and a homewrecker on stage during a performance.
Sure, I can understand how Jennifer would be pissed off, but to use your friend in some way as an instrument of vitriol? And for Chelsea to say that, she must have had some kind of permission from Aniston.
I’m not saying Jolie is a saint, but I haven’t come across any quotes from her that directly address Jennifer in that derogatory manner.
I was wondering what happened to the Cox relationship.i always felt bad for David Arquette always having Anniston under foot..,
Once again its the Jen fans that drag Angelina into it. Fyi, Angelina made that statement and she stuck to it. She has never been involved with a married man. Her and Pitt didn’t get together til after he and Aniston separated. And the BBT and Dern thing was debunked ages ago. Not only were BBT and Dern NOT engaged, but they had been over for 2 months went BBT and Angelina got together. Angelina has never been with a taken man. Aniston has, which makes Angelina the better woman because she is not a homewrecker like Aniston.
Its interesting to see what Justin has morphed into. I mean, he does look a lot better now, but its just….interesting.
Does this mean that Justin’s name won’t be on the deed to the Bel Air mansion & vineyard?
Handler’s new show ‘Are You There, Chelsea?’ is hilarious.
Mother’s Day chez Oedipus would be funnier.
“Jen’s taking Justin back but doesn’t want to go through the same thing she did with Brad [Pitt] — stuck with an insensitive partner who’s just going through the motions until they drift apart,” says the insider. “Jen won’t stand for being messed around with anymore.”
Ummm, wouldn’t that more accurately be JOHN MAYER?!?!?! Why do they have to act as if Brad was the last guy she was with, and just broke up with him last year? Hello, it’s been over seven years since Brad and Jen split up, longer than they were even together!
I feel like most things that are written about Aniston paint her as such a self-absorbed, self-centered douchy person whose life basically consists of throwing hissy fits and endlessly grooming herself. If she’s even partially like that, man, she must be insufferable.
I think Jen looks good for 43. Please don’t hate on me because I think that but I truly think she looks good.
The tone of this thread is very high school. I know in order to love Angie one must trash Jen. But scraping the bottom of the barrel to do it is very immature. Carry on.I love reading the Angie verses Jen treads. I honestly think a study could be done using this site alone. Why woman defend a person they identify with and trash the one they don’t. Sounding very illogical in the process.
I love CB as a website but the threads can get very intense. I end up feeling bad and “protective” over the celeb that gets constantly trashed only because I can’t handle the vitriol.
I think the bias comes down to this is a very female friendly site but people have the anonymity of the internet to hide behind. But the blind hatred does get to me.
Totally agree!!!! It’s amazing the way they go back & forth……everything the tabloids write about one is ALL lies and everything about the other is the gospel truth OR sounds like it could be! It truly fascinates me to watch this mess….. The lengths they go through to defend their side….lmao!!! Epic And total funny ish!!! Smh…. And the writers just continue fanning the flames and watch as they jump all over themselves ripping each other apart!! Human behavior is quite strange at times!
“Jennifer Aniston “jokingly” mocks BFF Chelsea Handler’s lack of talent”
Ha ha, talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
I can’t keep quiet on this….what she says about Chelsea Handler is mostly true about her….and I don’t care about her relationship with Justin Theroux….ten years from now he’ll be bald and even more unattractive….ugly kids for her. But the thing that bugs me the MOST IS THAT HER FRIEND, CHELSEA HANDLER, MADE FUN OF BRAD AND ANJELINA’S KIDS, SAYING THEIR GENETIC KIDS LOOKED LIKE THEY HAD DOWN’S SYNDROME, LIKE THAT’S A JOKE, AND JEN LAUGHED ABOUT IT. Bitch.
Yep, and Aniston is Handler’s friend, so as they say, you are all that you hang with…. In case some didn’t get it, that means that Aniston is the same type of person Handler is.
funny she should bring up a lack of talent…
I know this site is anti-Jen and pro-Jolie so I’m sure this comment won’t be appreciated but…I think that Jen was funny! Also, I think the funniest comedy has that kernel of truth in it. Further, everyone has said that stuff about Handler so this is probably her way of acknowledging that. Like I said yesterday, I don’t think Handler is losing any sleep over her slutty, drunken, untalented image. Hell, she promotes it!
I think this is pretty funny. I respect & appreciate when someone can make fun of themselves and Chelsea knows this stuff is true and doesnt care. She is laughing all the way to the bank. I dont find her that funny or talented but she seems to know this and takes the best approach by poking fun at herself.
AFTER “FRIENDS” THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN IT WITH “CAREER”SHE IS A LOWRATE SLAP -STICK ACTOR THAT ISNT FUNNY OR CUTE.OH…SHE IS TO SELFISH TO HAVE A BABY…WITH BOTOX AND MARTINI`S
well i guess the gag is meant to show how funny chelsea is and how she can laugh at herself etc. true comedic genius tbqh
I call BS on this story because I think Jennifer is a total commitment phobe when it comes to marriage. Reason being the guys she’s dated over the past few years have, for the most part, not been the “marrying kind”. I think she’d have a baby before getting married again. I do think she’s VERY into JT, but that doesn’t mean she wants to marry him IMO. Also, her new BFF is Chelsea Handler, talk about not caring about marriage, or anything traditional for that matter.
But take a look at Vince Vaughn. The minute that they broke up he found, he met a woman and was married just over a year later. With the exception of John Mayer, that seems to be the case with a lot of guys that she has dated since her split with Brad Pitt. I think she does want to get married and have kids, I just think something is turning these men off from doing it with her.
Yeah, I thought about VV that’s why I said for the most part because I know he later married.
Okay, she dated that model Paul Sculfor, who still isn’t married, and John Mayer serial dater, never married, Gerard Butler was a rumored hook-up definite serial dater, and now Justin, who did have a long-term relationship, but has never been married. I just always assumed she was gun-shy because her first marriage ended badly, and that’s why she picked these kind of guys. I was mostly thinking about John Mayer and now JT.
Disclaimer: I had to look this all up using my Google-Fu LOL! I am not that into it but your post made me think! 😀
She looks good here and very fresh faced and I like what she’s wearing. See? Not a hater, just a realist. I give credit when it’s due.
This was not a LOL skit. You know what is? Matt Damon and Amy Poheler’s hilarious reenactment of the Justin/Britney dance-off right after they split.
“OMG it’s a sexy moan-off ya’ll!”
i have to google that now.
You won’t be disappointed. I get one of my favorite lines from there.
Like: “So much drama for a chill Thrusday, ya’ll!”
And.
Justin: Your club? Puh-leez! My stylist was the one who found this place and told your publicist about it, yo!
Britney: Huh! Oh, really? Why don’t you talk to the face! ‘Cause the hands too busy on.. things.. often. Whatever!
Justin: We ain’t going nowhere bizzzyotch!
Is it sad that it’s been 11 years and I still know that entire skit verbatim? LOL
@theoriginalvictoria no not at all, a good joke never gets old. like cowbells, for example!
ok confession time i didn’t hate chelsea before all the racist unfunny jokes. before i knew about all that i thought she was pretty funny -hangs head in shame-
Chelsea Handler, although a generally repulsive individual, is one of the few people who sticks up for Jennifer Aniston…..not very grateful
I don’t thin CH is very funny either. She seems really nasty.
Who the F is this chick?! I hope I never accidentally run across her on TV. Just looking at her makes me want to vomit.
Wow, in two minutes she scratches her head like she’s got bugs twice and touches it again, then scratches her nose twice, clasping her hands together so she won’t totally tweak out. Hope she gets help soon.
That’s an adorable picture of the two of them. Hope they’re actually happy.