CB has been doing most of the coverage of Jennifer Lopez and her facially-challenged boy-toy, Casper Smart, but I just had to chime in when I looked through these photos. These pics are of Jennifer in Miami, doing a “steamy” (oily?) photo shoot with Mario Testino. Casper was at the photo shoot, of course, because he basically has nothing else going on in his life other than following J.Lo around. Paparazzi managed to get lots of photos of Jennifer “posing” for Testino, and in between set-ups, the paparazzi caught all of these “candids” of Jennifer and Fubar.
You know what? I’m kind of done making excuses for her? Even at her worst, I can usually find some love for the diva-monster hurricane that is J.Lo, but Casper is one facially-challenged move too far. I think I would be able to overlook her need to take some young, dumb lover… if only he had actually been attractive. But Jennifer is got young, dumb and fug. And I just don’t see how she’s that bad off? That’s such a massive downgrade, I can’t even start. Like, I don’t even think Kirstie Alley would want Casper. Yet here’s Jennifer, making lovey-dovey faces at this meathead.
By the way, I swallowed my dry heaves and checked out Casper’s Twitter feed, the one he used to defend his love with Jennifer. In one tweet to a friend, he mentions what he’s been doing lately, which is “choreographing” and “been in acting classes.” OH GOD. That’s what’s next, isn’t it? Jennifer is going to get him a job in one of her movies.
Photos courtesy of Fame.
Yes…totally gross!!
oh well. She couldn’t be seen as single and “lonely” could she? I know this isn’t the place but have to say…I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at that photo of the poor Toddlers & Tiaras girl in a Snooki pose above. It gets me every time.
I don’t get it. Its like he trys to be even doucier with the hat and glasses.im starting to think he never takes it off to hide that enormous shaped head off his!!
Listen, I really need this to never go out of this site, what I’m about to say.
BUT, seeing his fug ass makes me wish for Marc Anthony. I’ll take Skeletor over him any day. At least he has talent and has worked his ass off to be a super success.
And that is the last I’ll ever defend Marc.
J. Lo I ignore. This is just her in between phase. Look for her to pull a Salma Hayek next, but with way less class.
ITA that Jen will pull a Salma. It’s unfortunate but true that her big-money making days are waning fast. Happens to every woman, but most especially to female singers WHO CAN’T SING.
Plus, IMO, she has been beyond stupid with her money. Fronting a super-luxury lifestyle when everyone knows the clock ticks 10x faster for famous women whose main selling point are their looks & body.
Agree 100%.
Have to also add that JLo does look great in these pics.
Great post @OriginalVictoria!!
From now on, no one is allowed to use “Love is blind” as an excuse. In 2012, you will state “Love has been sadly JLoed”. I waited to see if the ghostly kid has maybe some brains, but his poetry/gagetry has made the whole situation even sadder for JLo.
Anyone thinks she will now have to keep him around, because she’d look a fool and lose face if she would dump him?
Ugh.
On the plus side, she looks good in bathing suit.
Gross! I think I have lost the last bit of respect I ever had for JLo.
She just seems like a lost cause at this point. If he was some hot piece sure but I would not trust this guy to bag my groceries. He seems like the lil twat at the gym that stares at you while you are working out — shutter —
hilarious!
gawd….they are both so gross. nothing’s worse than a limp muscled arm covered in tats.
3 reasons why we wont be grossed out for too much longer.
1)They’re not close in age so that means when she discusses experiences she’s had in the past it wont really be a conversation as much as a history lesson.
2) They’re not on the same economic level so when she wants to go to the expensive places she’s become accustomed to over the last decade he’s left to be made to feel like the child who needs his parents to pay.
3) She likes men she can take care of because that’s her way of passive aggressively dominating them until the day comes when she gets bored.
I think this may last longer than people think. I think he is a project. She sees some kind of potential. Maybe because of working on Idol..
Kind of a JLO version of A Star is Born.. I think in the end he will be the one to leave. Just like Ashton/Demi.
LOL.. where did Fubar come from..
It’s a military term that translates as:
F*cked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition
😀
She’ll marry him first. She always marries them. Ugh. I just hope she’ll get a pre-nup.
Agree with all of the above. And I’d say the same applies to Clooney and all of his pieces.
My last post was in response to @Po. Numbers 1-3 could apply to Clooney and his side dishes of the moment.
He must be doing something right, because Jennifer is sure looking at him with love/lust in her eyes…I could never stand JLO and was sooooo happy when Ben Affleck broke free from the cage she was holding him in…but I have to say she is looking gorgeous,and the bitch actually gets better looking every year (somehow)…so with her money, looks, and connections, what the hell is she doing with this BUDIWWTB (back up dancer I would’nt want to bang)!
The way she is looking at him reminds me of the way she used to look at Ben, you can definitely tell she is “in-love”. She could have had anyone, Jason Statham, Rodrigo Santoro and of course Bradley Cooper who was probably more her league than the others, BUT NO, she chose THIS guy. Clearly she wants him around all the time. I say, more power to her, if men can do it why not her and Madonna, I bet she’s having the best sex of her life (sorry to those of you who just lost their lunch) because if he moves in bed the way he moves on the dance floor, then girlfriend is getting some serious sexy time. Maybe her fans can finally stop pining for a Bennifer reunion, because honestly that would really make me sick!
Yeah but @Lucy, we’d all look better year after year if we could afford to spend the time and money on the plastic surgery that she’s obviously had. I just Googled “Jennifer Lopez, Anaconda”. Wow, what a shock! When she made that movie in ’97, she was only 27 or 28 and she sure didn’t look like anything special or memorable back then, when she had her real face and bod.
I remember seeing Anaconda. I didn’t know who JLO was back then…I actually remember sitting in the movie theater thinking “damn, this actress has a huge ass”…lol…
I’ve noticed that she’s had work done before, like a nose job, but her lips definitely look fuller and her eyes look bigger—like she’s had her eyelids nipped(not sure of the proper term but like she’s had some skin taken off to make her eyelids tighter). Never been impressed w/her attitude = don’t see her as a beauty and definitely not a natural one.
Eww. Fug, fug, fug. Why didn’t she find someone like the dark haired hottie behind her in the black tee, holding up the black cloth? I mean, it’s not like there aren’t all kinds of attractive men in her line of work. And quite a few of them are intelligent enough to be gainfully employed, as the hottie I mentioned obviously is.
Haha! I noticed him, too!
Not a fan of Jlo’s AT ALL, but I have to say- she looks ahella lot better with wet hair and minimal make up than her usual clown style. Boytoy looks like the creep who stands in the shadows whispering, “psssssssst, hey over here”.
i find this so humiliating for her. is she really this desperate?
@Jackie, couldn’t agree more. All of what she’s been doing screams desperation. It seems to me she’s pulling “a Madonna.” Just so not cool.
That guy in the yellow shirt in the last two pictures kind of looks like my Uncle Frank, only younger. Which isn’t saying much because this guy has salt and pepper hair. lol
He’s creepy, she’s got the worst taste in men EVER (although she’s runs a close race with Cameron Diaz) but on a plus note: she actually looks fantastic in these pictures.
is she blind?
LOL! No, she’s just wearing her beer googles.
Aside from everything else, he has small feminine hands….GAG. He def. is FUBAR. Good call.
That is an unfortunate swimsuit for someone as flat chested as her.
Bitch is so fine. Its like she owns the magic potion for youth and beauty. She’s STILL WAY hotter than any of the young pop stars of today.
As for Casper, he looks soo much like Marc Anthony to me. She obviously has a type.
exactly! she is incredibly hot she could hypnotize any hot twenty something and blow him away but she had instead chose this cartoon puppet!
yep, so fine…I heard this is for Vogue!!
word.
I hate to say this, but Casper Smart might be fug, he might be young but he CERTAINLY is not dumb. First of all, to even land it as a back up dancer for ANY high, high profile singer you need to have skills. You need to have dedication to your talent of dancing….which takes years and years of class and hard work. I too was like, “belch, gross, look…he’s just so…WHACK! (ten points to anyone who gets that song reference.) Then, I checked him on youtube….
Tell me you don’t like him just a little bit more after watching these? He seems sweet, humble, like a hard worker and really, like he was well on his way to a rising star in his industry in his own right….he’s got some thing called TALENT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrgEB4708tA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrwDGEnetZ0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF7MHXxWH1Q&feature=related
So…all I am saying is that the only thing that seems to be bringing this boy down is the COUGAR WITH HER CLAWS IN HIM!!!!
Kind of makes me feel bad for him, because really, she’s the one that is BLECH, GROSS LOOK…she’s just so WHACK! For taking this cute little baby out of his crib where he belongs.
However, he might have more hustle than Blake Lively…and if he can choreograph some more movies because of this, more power to him. He *seems* like he is deserving of it, based on hustle and work credits alone. He’s also much cuter than any image would ever capture.
TEAM CASPER!
(Not really, but certainly not on team JLO, and I loathe that controlling bag of bones Skeletor)
I agree with you. Someone who sees what I see. LOL
I feel bad for him too because people have been going hard at him and he hasn’t done anything to be getting the hate he’s been getting.
Yep, I’ve mentioned something something similar before. I find charm, talent and work ethic much more attractive than “facial beauty.” And after watching his YouTube videos- I get it.
Team Casper! Get it, girl!
The videos didn’t make me like him anymore, especially since in the 1st video, he’s totally copying a signature move by another b-boy! get your own moves, dude.
It’s just gross when someone who’s 42 dates a 24 year old – I don’t care if the older person is a man or a woman – it says a lot about that older person’s maturity level.
Part of what makes him look so unattractive is that skullcap haircut he wears. His face just can’t bear that scalped look he must imagine is so adorable.
She looks really, really good in these pics. Too bad she had to bring along the ‘The Thing’
SMOKING HOT IN THE PICS!!!
as usual.loving it!!!
LOL this is such a joke, If Marc Anthony got with some younger girl would everybody be hating on him? This to me seems like sexism (whether intentional or not).
Caspar is NOT ugly at all, so he isn’t some pretty boy get over it and yes i’m sure JLO is using him for sex but how does that make him a douche?
You’re basically calling him a douche because you don’t like his face which is pathetic, i mean… what young guy would turn down JENNIFER LOPEZ?! seriously?
P.S JLO looks HOT in that bathing suit.
I agree 100%!!! Well said!
Mark is with a 24 year old girl toy and people did as you would say hate on him and then said how stupid he was to get a tattoo for her on his body.
I’m sorry, but what really bothers me is the haste with which both JLo and her husband ran off to other people. Can your kids get used to the divorce first? Can you be alone for 5 seconds? And you can tell with JLo that she already adores this idiot. She needs to be IN LOVE. Hope she gets a prenup with this one.
For all we know they could have been separated for a while…
They haven’t been separated that long, sorry. It’s on both of them that they refuse to be alone or go to counseling or even put their kids first. Do those little kids really need to meet the GF/BF weeks after their parents separate?
I absolutely could NOT fathom these people dating someone for a hot minute and bringing them into the lives of their children either? Whatever happened to getting to know someone and their merits prior to introducing the kids to another “Aunt” or “Uncle” in their revolving door of conquests! Can’t they just hang out alone with that person, when the other parent has the kids? Why integrate so quickly?
Marc IS with some younger girl…
And notice how he or his gf don’t get a fraction of the abuse these two get? Even though it was apparently mostly down to Marc that the marriage ended to begin with.
I would warrant a guess that the reason Marc Anthony gets less flak for his actions than JLo does is because the American public finds him uninteresting. She’s far more famous/infamous in the US than he is, hence the media coverage difference.
He does but the only time they are seen together is in Facebook pictures he not walking around with her getting photograph and from the comment I read if he was photograph with her on the regular he would be getting just as much shit as JLO.
He seems to be keeping her sane and happy anyway. Lots of sex and something to cuddle. Look at Demi and Heather Locklear who fall apart with no man to bolster their low self-esteem. As long as she doesn’t bring him around the kids, what’s the big deal.
She took him on vacation with the kids.
And continues to keep him around the kids. Even lets him drive her big expensive car with her kids in it (whilst he’s awaiting trial [or something] for reckless driving and drag racing [or something]).
He’ll be around as long Jel-Lo knows he gets Marc’s knickers in a knot.
Yeah, that ship has sailed, which is why (IMO) people think this is grosser than Marc Anthony dating his 24-year-old. She basically paid him and laid him and then brought her kids into the whole business. Not cool.
@the original bells, omg! Reckless driving and drag racing? What is she doing letting him drive those babies around?
Mort – Being an idiot. 😉
She looks happy and gorgeous.
Great posts Thatboyluke 🙂 JLO looks good and doesn’t appear to have gone the face filla route and Casper looks like Jon Cryer.
Thank you, some people on this post need to stop and take a look at how shallow they sound… They don’t even know this boy but because he doesn’t fit the standard of beauty THEY feel JLO should be dating they’re calling him a douche etc.
@Mitch Bucha (can’t see who I’m replying to on my mobile)- YES! That has ALWAYS been my impression of Casper. He looks like Ducky from Pretty In Pink!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Jlo must see some good qualities in Casper for her to want him by her side all the time. Not every guy has to have a cute face to be worthy, at least this shows she is not that shallow. She is in love, whether it works or not she is just living the moment.
She looks happy, she looks great. Maybe she’s just cleansing her palate with this lil(hor d’oeuvre) dude, before she moves on to the entree? Nothing wrong with that. She could be huffing shit like Demi, but JLo has found a healthier way to deal with her demons. A lil boo-tay never hurt nobody.
Agreed! He might not be a ‘hot piece’ as you say, but maybe he is a kind person? Maybe Marc was so controlling that she just had to be with someone simple, someone who wouldn’t demand things from her. Someone who would just do her and be nice to her? We don’t know this dude’s personality but you never know. Maybe he is pretty supportive in his own way and is just what she needs at the moment.
Seriously, check the vids I posted in 18…this guy at least is adorable. And a great dancer at what he does.
Now Jay-Lo has two Big Asses……
one she wears
and one shes sleeps with !
thats the guy
who you cross the street
to avoid walking by….
I love them together! I really dnt get all this hate for Casper, he seems really sweet, not a douche at all. J Lo is SO HOT! U can tell he is really into her. And so what if he isn’t rich? She is sharing her wealth which is great and selfless, and does help the economy if you think about. More mega rich persons should do this.
Really that the best defense you can come up with.
( She is sharing her wealth which is great and selfless, and does help the economy if you think about.)
If she wanted to shar her wealth to people who need it their are tons of charities she can donate to and help the economy she can give people jobs. I don’t think sleeping with a 20 something year old is helping the economy.
Don’t be ridiculous Kimlee – in addition to the manifest economic benefit from their relationship, I heard that everytime JLo and Casper kiss peace in the Middle East gets one step closer. And when they sex, it helps find a cure for cancer.
@Alita- LMOL! I love and greatly enjoyed your comment!
He’s not even making eye contact with her in a lot of those pics. She’s looking at him all lovey and he’s else where.
That’s because he looks like a little boy who just smartly confessed to his mum in public that he did something naughty so she wouldn’t kill him. I remember this trick. JLo looks just like my mummy when she told me to come closer and whispered in my ear that I should remember that none of those people will be around when we get home and she disciplines me. But she could also be pardoning him b/c he was honest and told her (he does look relieved in that last pick). This trick is about 50% effective.
Gross gross gross. At least Madonna has a hot boytoy with a French accent. I just don’t get the attraction to Caspar. Jennifer is beautiful. And this is what she is with? Ugh. Of course, after having tiny, skelator, nicotine breath Marc in bed for seven years, maybe she finds this guy hot and she doesn’t have to answer to him.
LOL. Marc Anthony reminds me of a Latino Steve Buscemi!
i dont like either of them but i also dont get the hate on him only because you dont like how his face looks like. seriously?
from the same people that are b+tching about that our society is so focused on looks and some sick beauty ideal.
do you guys want to be judged just because of your appearance? he is obviously good enough for her.
if you judge his worth only based on his looks dont come crying back if a guy is only interested in your boobs.
Terrible thighs. Good hair extensions. He is beyond comment
All I want to know is how is JHo getting all these corporate endorsements (cosmetics, FIat,etc.), whose being paid off, most people don’t want to see her money grubbing face anymore, music is just a prop for her to lead the life, is she really that popular? I’m not hispanic is she really that popular in the latin community, whose is demanding to see her face on half the commercials on network tv.? Just asking. Janaa who is she sharing her wealth with, do you have access to her tax records and yearly charitable contributions. Weren’t she and skeletor actually BEHIND in their taxes for some of their homes which was in fact reported and widely commented on on this site. You sound like her pr flak. DO you know something we don’t know?
I love JLo, she is one of the ladies I admire. But I honestly feel sad that she could condescend to this level.
I’m 26, and I wouldn’t touch this pocket sized douche with a ten foot pole. The only thing going on in that head of his is “dooooooooohhh”.
I think what’s annoying is she has two small children who are very impressionable. If she didn’t have any kids then it wouldn’t be a huge issue.
he looks like he should be dating Snookie on on Jersey Shore.
“facially challenged” lmao
“Like, I don’t even think Kirstie Alley would want Casper”….LMAO!!!! Almost choked after reading this line…too good!
Her hips are H-U-M-O-N-G-O-U-S!!!!!!!!!!
Casper: lil’ Polly Pocket gold digger! He’s Jen’s pocket sized live vibrator…LOL…
I find it gross because she’s only been separated for a short time and has glommed onto Casper too quickly. And the overtly sexy stuff is inappropriate to me because she has little kids. I couldn’t care less about the age difference, although I suspect that he’s not with her for her looks (although she’s gorgeous.) It just seems to me that a young guy would want hot young chicks (if he goes that way, which I question,) even if JLo is hot. It’s just one of the ways of young men.
I don’t have much of an opinion of him, but JLO and Marc are both gross for instantly hopping into relationships with people way too young for them, and letting the kids be witness to it all. It’s got to be confusing enough for them to have their parents split and family fall apart, and now this.
I can’t stand her but she is very pretty, funny she seems into unattractive guys.
she’s desperate in my eyes and so is Madonna.
Would you call a man dating a woman young enough to be his daughter/grand daughter “desperate”? Didn’t think so.
There’s nothing “desperate” about an “older’ woman finding a young hot male body more desirable for sex.
Totally agree with you!
Gross. Not because of the age difference; not because of the size of her ego; but because of her arrogance and “LOOKATMELOOKATME!”-ness.
I’ve been over Jel-Lo for awhile now, and this is simply re-affirmation that my decision was sound.
Jennifer looks fantastic. She could do a whole lot better than that little twink.
She should be going out with the guy in the second photo. YUM!
He is probably a very nice guy and she seems happy at the moment. I seriously doubt the women who are posting negative comments are married or dating Brad Pitt lookalikes. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
And people say J Theroux is a kept man?! I hope this puts JustJen into perspective. Much more equal partnership.
yeah that stage hand is hot!
Did ya’ll ever stop and think maybe he’s NICE to her? Maybe he’s good to her? Maybe he’s a good guy and not a complete control freak douche?
Ok, maybe you did.
HAHAHA! I thought the point of a boy toy was to have him be younger and hotter than you are. J-Ho’s looks older and more out of shape than she does. Despite of my dislike for her, girl looks good.
@Schnauzers!!! of course he is NICE to her. I’m nice when I’m on retainer too.
I do get your point, I never got why she got with Marc Anthony either. We all knew what he was before she married him.
She’s starting to look like Kim K. Must have the same doctor.
he is not with her for her looks? while she is insanely gorgeous and he is hard to look at? any man about any age would go crazy for just the idea of being with her.
Your comment is a very sexist.
Men go for hot women, just hot women and at that game JLO beat out any twenty something looker.
I am not a fan of her but God she is incredibly hot!
PS: there is no ways young men or women go for a specific and pre-determined way ,they just go for what attracted them.
Oups this comment was a reply @petunia
I don’t care my for her, but I’m sick of pp ragging on her because of her BF’s looks and age. She obviously doesn’t care and I don’t care. On a different note, I think she looks beautiful in these photos.