Radar: Lindsay Lohan was a pathetic, coked-up disaster at the Chateau Marmont

We actually got some requests yesterday for coverage of this story. I’m actually struggling to understand why this is news, though. Radar’s sources claim that Lindsay Lohan was a drunken, coked-up cracktastrophe at the Chateau Marmont on Sunday. But here’s my point of view: doesn’t everyone just assume this about Lindsay Lohan anyway? Do we really need “sources” telling us that the Cracken was doing blow in the Marmont loo and that she was falling-down wasted? Isn’t that a daily (hourly?) occurrence?

Oh no Linds, say it isn’t so! Lindsay Lohan appeared to be under the influence when she was at the Chateau Marmont on Sunday night, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

The Mean Girls star was with friends at the infamous watering hole/hotel and was spotted going to the bathroom frequently with a male companion.

“Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.”

The actress is currently on probation for her no contest plea in her misdemeanor theft conviction. Judge Stephanie Sautner has ordered Lindsay to complete her court ordered community service at the Los Angeles County Morgue, but Lilo isn’t randomly drug tested.

Lindsay has been arrested for DUI twice, for cocaine possession and has battled substance abuse problems with numerous trips to rehab.

A second eyewitness tells us that Lohan, wearing a plunging v-neck black dress, sans bra, on Sunday night: “was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night.”

A third eyewitness tells Radar: “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.”

Negotiations are in the final stages for Lindsay to star in a Lifetime television movie about the late iconic actress Elizabeth Taylor and her Playboy magazine cover earned record sales.

“This is yet another example of people making erroneous assumptions about Lindsay, I seriously question the credibility of any source who refuses to be named as well as their motivations for making up such trash,” Lindsay’s rep Steve Honig tells RadarOnline.com.

[From Radar]

My guess is that Steve Honig was the dude doing lines with Crackie von Cracks-A-Lot in the bathroom. I had kind of forgotten that LL’s probation is still an on-going thing. Why is it that she doesn’t have court-mandated drug tests anymore? Is it because she flunked so many times, the California justice system simply decided to stop testing her rather than actually punish her?

Also – are we supposed to feel a pang of sympathy with LL’s sorry state? “Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party – his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.” Does that make you go “Aw, poor Cracken”? Or do you giggle a little and think “Haha, dumb crackhead”?

By the way, TMZ reported last night – after this Radar report was published – that LL has officially moved out of her Venice Beach crack den and she’s now living full-on at the Marmont. That alone should be a red flag to the judge, right? “Moving into the Marmont” doesn’t mean that Crackie is taking her probation seriously. Like there was any doubt, I know, but how does the judge not say something about this?

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  1. brin says:

    Yeah, that’s not exactly breaking crack news. The real story is Lilo moving into Chateau Marmont….that means endless party crashing by the crackster.

  2. Nanea says:

    I don’t get why the Marmont people still put up with her, as she’s nothing but drama and bad press for them.

    • Marjalane says:

      Where is this waste of oxygen getting the funds to live anywhere, let alone the Marmont?

      • Happymom says:

        I was wondering that too. How does she even have the funds to hire a moving truck to haul her crap into storage? I can’t imagine any company willing to do ANYthing for her unless she pays up front with cash.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @marjalane, celebritynetworth.com claims she is worth 1.4 million (less than the much younger Demi Lovato at 3 million and Selena Gomez at 4 million). Hillary Duff who had a career similar to Lindsay is worth 25 million. So, I’m thinking, Linds blew a few million on drugs and legal fees and is pretty “poor,” compared to her peers (but still a wealthy crackie by poor folk standards).

      • originalone says:

        Actually, the Marmont LOVES that kind of attention. I don’t know if you guys have been, but the only thing the Marmont has going on for them, is their nightlife, where you go in to have a drink, and spot the stars.

        In reality, the Marmont is considered a 3 star hotel. Yes, 3 stars. I book travel for an executive who deals a lot with LA people, and my agency NEVER allows me to book, not even a suite, at the Marmont. It’s ok to go have a drink after 8 p.m. But you really don’t spend the night in their cheap and old rooms, with their so-so clean beddings.

        You know why people go sleep at the Marmont? Because they know “stars” like Lindsay will offer a show, and that surprisingly, the room fees are very low compared to the other more recognizable brands… That is until you actually sleep there, or are hardly able to!

    • Petunia says:

      I’m calling BS on this story about her moving into the Marmont. Like they’d really want her drugged up carcass up at any and all hours, scaring off the guests?

      Too bad the Chelsea Hotel in New York City closed. That would have been the perfect crack-haven for Lindsay.

      • constance says:

        I thought she was a persona non grata at CM in the past because of “issues” the last time she was living there.

        I hope she gets busted there and they help set it up on camera.

    • gg says:

      How in hell does she afford to live in an especially pricey hotel in Hollywood?? The bitch doesn’t have a job. The PB money is evaporating as we speak.

  3. Lisa says:

    Leave my Lindsay alone! RadarOnline is a liar. Lilo is doing great but they just can’t stop to write some false crap about her. They are using her for attention. They are pathetic. Lindsay please be strong and above all these haters who have no own life.

    • Kympro says:

      Hi Dina. 🙂

      • brin says:

        LOL!

      • jermsmom says:

        Ha!! Doesn’t it crack you up when people on a gossip site or message board tell other’s who post that they have no life? Hello, Pot – meet Kettle Black.

      • originalone says:

        OH PEOPLE STOP!
        Lindsay IS working harder than ever! She obviously moved her office to a hotel so she can worker harder for her money, and save on gas because she respects the environment.

        Haven’t you all seen how badly chafed her knees are! Shame on you all.

        Snort.

      • Shamozzle says:

        I’m with originalone on this…

        I mean Lind’s delusions are working 24/7 that’s some tiring shit right there.

    • Tapioca says:

      I know! Don’t these media vultures know how hard she’s working at her career and her sobriety?

      Just look at the top photo – does that look like an unhealthy 25-year old with substance abuse issues? Geddouttahere!

    • Petunia says:

      If Lindsay was doing great, she’d have a movie career. Or some sort of a career, right?

      • Lisa says:

        She needs time to rebuild it. But negative people like you only dream about her another failure and breakdown. And how about your career?

      • The Original Original says:

        Oh Lisa. You really need to wake up and smell the crack/booze/cigarettes. If you cant tell how far gone this wretched (and talentless even when straight) person is simply by looking at her photos then you need an eye transplant. She needs time to rebuild her career HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If she gets the E Taylor role I will vomit.

      • Lisa says:

        Prepare the paper bag.

    • constance says:

      She hasn’t been on a hit tv show since 2008 (4 years) or headlined a movie since 2005 (7 years). How much more time could she need?

      In that time:
      She could be finishing a Masters degree or on her way to a Phd level program of higher learning. She could have a job with retirement benefits that’s working on a 10 year seniority. She could have got married, had a child, settled down in the armpit of a place without media attention and lived very happily.

      Instead she is a mess with nothing to show for it. Supporting her is why young women lose their way to do real good for themselves. She’s shameful. All that money lost on a girl who made herself so ugly.

    • Onyx XV says:

      Aw, isn’t that sweet. Lindsay has one fan left.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @onyx, yes and judging by her grammar (and childish insults) it’s Lindsay’s 15 year old brother Cody.

  4. Matt says:

    How can she afford to stay at the Marmont full time? I find it hard to beleive they would comp her, it doesnt really do their reputation any good.

    • ThatBoyLuke says:

      She’s so dumb… I heard that when she actually had a career she lived at there for a year and it cost her like $600k..
      So basically she has the playboy $1m and the Phillip Plein $500k in her pocket and instead of just buying herself her own house (does she still own that appartment?) she’s throwing 1/3 of whatever she has down the drain… SMH

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @thatboyluke, that sounds pretty accurate. Celebritynetworth.com claims she’s worth 1.4 million. The Plein deal was $500,000 and playboy was in the $900,000+ range. So, at one point, she really was broke!

    • gg says:

      She’s actually destroying their reputation. Why do they even let her in?

  5. atlantapug says:

    You put the answer to my question in your first sentence….”Why is this news?”

    I mean, who the hell cares? Now if the story was “Lohan joins a convent, gives all possessions to charity” THAT’S a story.

    And that first photo of her, she looks like an over the hill, desparate, ex-playboy bunny looking for an 80yo billionaire sugar daddy. (all of which, actually describe her pretty accurately)

  6. RocketMerry says:

    I feel more depressed and hopelessly disappointed, at this point, than giggly. She’s a real downer at this point (the pun is intended).

  7. dorothy says:

    I’m still giggling about the Harvey Weinstein party incident.Surely she gets it now..your career is over.

    • Asli says:

      LOL! I laughed at that too 😆 You can’t get more pathetic than that. I got the image of a dog (sniffer-dog) looking in a window in my head. Pathetic. (Sorry if I have offended all dogs)

      Also, at this point I don’t think I’d be surprised if Lilo OD’ed. I don’t even think I can muster up enough emotions to feel sad. Maybe that’s mean but it’s the truth.

    • Cleveland Girl says:

      This is the part that makes me Mad!! Her career is essenially over, yet she still continues to make a lot more money then the rest of us hard working folks, and gets to live and have fun at the Marmout! Not fair!!

    • Becky says:

      To be fair, I’d b devastated too. Harveys got that magic touch.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Harvey has the magic “touch” all right. The casting couch is where he does his touching.

        Look at the poor Cracken’s coke burnt nose. Screeeeee!

        The Marmont courts this crap, it’s the only thing that saves them.

  8. Shay Kay says:

    Her downfall has stopped being even mildly entertaining and is just plain sad. At this point we’re all just waiting on the OD bulletin scrolling at the bottom of the screen.
    Que the media for final words:

    “Child actress, Lindsay Lohan, died today of what could possibly be a drug related overdose. Very successful in her early roles Lohan was expected to become a force in movies but sadly all that potential was extinguished today. Lohan’s substance abuse issues and subsequent court drama has been media fodder for years and sources say they are “saddened though not surprised” by the death of Miss Lohan. Other top stories today …”

  9. audrey says:

    Only thing odd about this story is that when you do coke your pupils dilate not constrict. Enough to give you pause ?

    • Jules says:

      Yes. And how did ‘someone’ notice her pupils?

      • MissyA says:

        Generally when I see mention of a star’s pupils, I assume it’s either a) deductive reasoning or b) an unpleasantly close encounter.

        I’m putting money on the latter in Linds’ case. I’m also putting money on smashed up Oxy – the girl loves her prescription pain pills. And her snortables.

    • Zelda says:

      No one actually said cocaine, though…

      Slurring? Constricted pupils? Those were lines of H, I’d put money on it.

      • Roma says:

        Agreed – constricted pupils and slurring don’t sound like cocaine. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s moved onto snorting H, it’s actually becoming very common.

        She’s obviously hooking for money and I bet that guy she was going to the washroom with is the one who got her a room there as well.

      • Becky says:

        Percocetbgives u super tiny pupils more so than other opiates.

    • Calli P says:

      Don’t they dialate b/c it is a stimulant of the sympatheitc nervous system?

      Now opiates, on the other hand, constrict pupils. Can heroin be snorted? Or oxy?
      That’d constrict. Also would slow you down & make for physical clumsiness, stumbling/uncoordination.

      • nycnick says:

        Both can be snorted. I believe she is addicted to pain killers (oxycontin, oxycodone etc (which can be snorted/injected). The natural progression as those pain killers becoome too expensive is Heroin. Like oxy, H can be snorted/injected.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        I think she takes adderall and coke then uses oxys, Xanax or heroin to comedown. That’s a pretty common junkie pattern.

    • Tara says:

      Exactly. And opiates often have a histamine effect, so people scratch their nose… Thus the red nose. Not saying no coke heads have red noses, but novice junkies consistently do.

  10. kura2 says:

    GAG. She’s got grandma tatas.

  11. samab says:

    what a surprise….

  12. logan says:

    In other words it was a weekend for Miz Crack-a-lacka. She is just comic fodder anymore. No one will ever take her serious. Most hope she will get caught all drugged up, drunk driving, stealing, get caught in a lie or fall on her face in the street. Sad thing is that is all she is known for.

  13. Gwen says:

    In other news: the earth is round.

  14. Jessica says:

    Seriously, When will we find out that this mess of a woman is finally dead?

    • barb333 says:

      Wow. As much fun as it may seem to make fun of someone like her @Jessica, do you really wish “this mess of a woman dead”? I, not defending her, trust me, but really? Wish her to be homeless, friendless, jobless, so you can continue to make fun of her, but dead? I’m sorry, that.doesn’t seem too cool.

      • Pia says:

        Uh, she said “when will we find out” not “hope she hurries up and dies already” sheesh.

      • barb333 says:

        @pia When the word “finally” is used, it sure doesn’t come across that way. Sheesh right back at ‘ya.

      • Zooyork says:

        Lighten up barb333, its obvious she didn’t mean she “wishes” for lindsay to die. Gawd.

  15. Incredulous says:

    I can’t think of anything, humourous or otherwise, to say.

    It’s all been said at this point.

    Erm….

    Something something Keith Richards wannabe?

    • Petunia says:

      Not even close, actually. Keith Richards can still get up on stage night after night and perform. I saw him a few years ago and he was good!

      And as far as I know, he gave up the drugs after he fell out of a cocoanut tree (I know!) and drinks instead. Not great, but progress for him.

      And lastly, Keith does have a sense of humor about himself and life. And I don’t think he’s gonna drop off this earth any earlier than any other person.

      • Zooyork says:

        Totally agree with your reflections on this Petunia. And I actually laughed out loud on the coconut tree part. That comment and the nic cage statue article have had me both lol tonight. Thank you 🙂

  16. Dee Cee says:

    she has a nice foreign guy that uses her when he or some pals needs to um relax.. sadly.. paying her bills and desiring her to live where he and his pals can come and go ‘discretely’

    • Petunia says:

      That’s depressing! I wouldn’t trade for all of the money and perks in the world if that was part of the deal. Imagine how she must feel on the occasion that she isn’t drugged up/drunk and realizes what she’s given up. From a beautiful, young, carefree movie star making millions to a paid lady of “leisure” who looks 20 years older than she is and who is dependent upon the needs of men to keep the money for drugs rolling in.

  17. Cathy says:

    Betcha she was kicked out by the landlord of the other place she was living. Isn’t the Motel 6 more your style Lindsey.

    • Petunia says:

      Heck no! Aren’t they the ones that leave the light on at night for you? I’m sure they wouldn’t do that for her, and would actually turn it out early, so she’d forget where she lived.

      The Hotel California would probably be the most fitting next stop for her.

      • MissyA says:

        Didn’t the Eagles write that song about the Chateau Marmont? Poetically enough, she’s already there!

        Oh Lindsay. . . Who convinced her it was a great idea to live at the Marmont again?
        Was it a condition of one of her “Johns'” that she stay somewhere readily accessible for discrete “parties” for he and his friends?
        Or was it her Pimp-Mother’s idea? Hoping to fish for a little extra business? Hob-nob with the Hollywood elite when she’s not on her knees paying rent?

        :Sigh: This joke isn’t funny anymore. . .

  18. Nanz says:

    I wonder when the pap attention will dry up. Like you all have said, these kind of stories about her aren’t really news anymore. It makes me wonder how long she will get publicity for photo shoots and crack charades since she hasn’t made a movie in years. I doubt that Lifetime thing will actually happen for her.

    • Petunia says:

      I don’t think she’ll get much attention after this. It’s all the same old same old downhill slide for her. And it’s depressing.

      IF the Lifetime role wasn’t just a rumor, then I think she blew it simply by showing up drugged up at the Chateau Marmont.

  19. normades says:

    Sad, Chateau Marmont is where her substance abuse problems started since Dina basiclly dumped her off to live there in her teens.

    Unfortunately I think it’s where it’ll end too.

    • Mimi says:

      It is sad. Even more sad to me is how people can be so horrible about another human being’s blatant misery. She’s obviously incoherent & needs help but is surrounded by sycophantic douchebags that make her life even more pathetic. I may be the minority here, but I’m pulling for her to get her sh-t together. What a comeback that would be.

      • TheOriginalVictoria says:

        When I think about that scenario, my heart kind of breaks. I think about the ending scene of Requiem Of A Dream where Jennifer Connelly’s character is on her knees with another chick with a sex toy between them, her face blank and emotionless as all these nasty lewd men surround her cheering them on. All for some drugs.

        Damn, why did my college roomie ever show me that movie? So depressing.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Sounds like RDJ in Less Than Zero.

      • Petunia says:

        I myself feel sorrier for homeless people or alcoholics – or desperately poor people – who’ve never had a second chance and have had miserable lives. People who may possibly been able to turn it around and live a good life if anyone had ever given them a good leg up. Yes, Lindsay had bad parents and got involved with drugs at an early age. But she’s also had ample opportunities to take the first baby step to recovery and she refuses. Think of the many opportunities the various judges have given her, and rehab. and therapists. And she’s had the money to get the best help she could possibly need and yet she refuses. Sorry but I think that says something for her character and as I said above, I’ll save my sympathy for those who have some hope.

      • Karen says:

        @Mimi @TheOriginalVictora – Bless both of your hearts for being very empathetic and for caring about a person who has made choices in her life to make most of us lose most of our sympathies for her. Unfortunately, we are no longer talking about a 16-17 yr old whose mother allowed her to live in a drug den full-time. She is 25 yrs old (looks like she’s 40 but this is no offense those of us who are about to turn 40!) and she has had numerous 2nd, 3rd and 4th chances to turn her life around and get rid of the sycophants in her life. She has chosen *not* to do that.

        I admire you both for choosing to look past the crackie she has become to remember the young girl she was. I can’t do that. So many other young people have overcome situations like hers or worse without the benefit of her privilege, (one-time) wealth and celebrity. I don’t want her to die but I also have a hard time caring about how she lives.

      • TheOriginalVictoria says:

        Oh no, don’t get it twisted. I do have empathy for her, but I don’t have sympathy. She put herself in this mess and has plenty of chances to turn herself around and she doesn’t. It still doesn’t make it any less sadder. Because addiction s hard to pull through but no one can help you. You have to help yourself.

        My comment was more about what she is willing to do for those drugs. When I saw that comment it, just made me think about the movie and how much people are willing to humiliate, degrade and, debase themselves for a temporary high.

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      She is going to do a John Belushi there eventually. There is a talk radio show in LA and every NY day they have a death pool. Kinda awful, kinda funny.

      My guesses would be…LL, Hef, and I dunno, maybe Demi?

  20. JudyJudyJudy says:

    wish she’d cut her hair and go back to natural shade..the dye is wrecking her hair health.

  21. me says:

    What a sad, sad girl. I felt sorry for her for a while, but you just can’t after a bit….she does this to herself. She could have a good career, i’m sure of it. IF she would have gotten her act together. I’m afraid it’s too late. She’s a desperate, trashy, loser now. She looks horrid and probably smells even worse.

  22. dena says:

    @Nanz, and if Lifetime doesn’t happen, then she’s really up shit creek.

    Aren’t TV movies of the week a last stop for dried up losers?

  23. DG says:

    It’s easier to see johns if you live in a hotel.

  24. ThatBoyLuke says:

    I find it sad that instead of taking the money she earned form playboy and plein she doesnt just buy herself a house somewhere and clean up for a year, instead she sits on the other side of the velvet rope like a modern day miss havishem…

  25. Innocent says:

    Q: Why is it that she doesn’t have court-mandated drug tests anymore?

    A: Judge Fox stipulated that Lindsay was to “submit to perdiodic controlled substance testing until February 25th “.

    Shawn pointed this out in June and Judge Sautner didn’t change anything.

  26. atorontogal says:

    There are so many beautiful talented young women coming up. So far these women seem to be driven and hard working whereas our Ms Lohan is simply in party mode and cannot seem to get out of it. She is always refered to as The Mean Girls star, well how long ago was that movie made? She will remain in the spotlight until something horrible happens because unfortunately that is what society likes. We salivate over other people’s misfortunes. Makes us feel better about out own lives.

    • eileen says:

      Sorry, I have to disagree with you on that. I don’t see people trashing her to feel better about themselves. The first few years, everyone thought she was just in a phase going down the wrong road-but that “phase” has taken up more of her life than non-phase. She lies, steals, cheats, does drugs and makes a mess of herself constantly. After a certain point you just have to sit back and shake your head and laugh at her lack of intellegence and her repeated behavior after being jailed, dragged to court and clipping babies with her car-she STILL won’t accept responsibility for her actions and turn herself around.

  27. Sillyone says:

    For some reason I am recalling that when she got into that scuffle with that woman at rehab, the rehab facility said it would pay her rent at that place for a year so she wouldn’t sue them….Is the year up??

    Also what the hell is wrong with her cheek in that top picture if looks like she had an inflated balloon inserted…Egads.

    • Petunia says:

      I do believe the year is up. That’s interesting. And she did move, saw the moving van. Think you’re onto something.

  28. Lauren says:

    Lindsay please go back to your auburn hair. That blond straw is hideous. What Dee Cee mentioned in her post makes sense…i guess she is selling herself to fuel her drug habit. Sad, but not unusual in Hollywood..or suburbia.

  29. Mich says:

    I am nowhere near as invested in her antics as I am in seeing what people post in the comments. The limericks, the press releases, the ‘inside the head of’, I love, love, love the creative cleverness of it all and it is why I always click on these stories. By the by, I can’t remember who our brilliant writers of the things I just mentioned are but I would LOVE it if you turned your talents to a few other celeb mentions. Konsider embracing kreative kleverness…!

  30. hillbilly in the corner says:

    The 12 month lease Betty Ford paid on that Venice pad ran out today…..thats why she moved….part of the deal she cute with Betty Ford by Micheal Lohan to safe their clinics reputation if she really told on what they allowed there….
    and shes working hard at the Marmont…its easy for her clients to get to her their just picks them up in the bar and rides the elevator up to her room…or just goes into the mens room for a quickie….LOL

  31. Blue says:

    Did we ever get numbers for Playboy? They just keep saying “record sales” no actually numbers though.

  32. Jazz says:

    The Chateau Marmont needs to kick her ass out already, before she od’s in one of their rooms and gives them bad press. It’ll be like John Belushi all over again. Just without the talent.

  33. Lisa says:

    @ the other Lisa — the ‘people like you’ argument is tired and doesn’t apply to Lindsay, or any other celebrity. None of us are Lindsay’s agent (well, maybe that one chick up there – sup Dina) or casting directors, and words alone don’t keep a person down.

  34. dorothy says:

    What money she has will trickle away fast at the Marmont. Why doesn’t she just go home to her mom’s? Or has her mom given up on her now that the money train has left the station?

  35. JenJen says:

    Oh my GOD, I am soooooo sick and tired of seeing writers credit her as “Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan”. That movie is almost 10 years old, for crying out loud! The fact that she has done NOTHING better in the last decade to update her “best known for…” notation speaks volumes about what a FABULOUS star actress she is. So pathetic!
    How about something more recent, like “California courthouse frequenter” or “Los Angeles morgue worker”.

    • TeamElton says:

      But the “Mean Girls star” is about all there is. I guess they don’t want to lead in with “Crackie, No Career, Washed up star”. Sadly she is probably coming up on the end and I wonder who is Dina going to blame? Surely not herself. Back in the day when Lindsay, Britney, Paris and Nicole were all running around crazy and partying, I said that Lindsey would be the one who wouldn’t ever pull out of it because she had no family or parents to guide her or hold her accountable for anything. This has become quite a sad story and will be a sad ending to what should have been a wonderful life.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I am too! Mean Girls was an ensemble movie; Blohan was NOT “the star.”

      (Now, if they called her “the star of the remake of The Parent Trap” THAT would be accurate.)

  36. anonymoose says:

    “She looked bedraggled and desperate.”

    Status quo.

    With that glassy skin and rough hands and hair, she doesn’t look long for the world.

    • Tuatara says:

      Anonymoose — I was thinking that would be a great title for her autobiography “Bedraggled and Desperate: The Lindsay Lohan Story”.

  37. anonymoose says:

    Maybe she’s partying at the Marmont planning her legacy to be found there, lifeless, braless, in some sketchy myth-inducing dramatic repose?

    As if that would show us just how “wrong” we all were about her….

  38. MacScore says:

    I was just thinking “hey, it’s been some time since we’ve had any Cracka-Lacka updates…” and now this… but, just to repeat everything already said: so, what else is new?
    How old is the top pic? What the f*** has happened to her cheeks?
    The image of a wasted, washed-up starlet sitting “on the other side of the rope” is – almost – sad. Write a song about it, somebody – it’s rather poignant.

  39. Bess says:

    Anyone think Linnocent will make an appearance at NY Fashion Week? She usually gets into some trouble during the various Fashion Weeks with all the parties, free booze and God only knows what else.

    • Madisyn says:

      Angel, unless she’s completed her CS, NO WAY IN HELL will the p.o. let her go. You just know she’s ITCHIN to go and can’t! Ha Ha!

      • Bess says:

        That’s what I was thinking Madisyn. She was allowed to go to Hawaii b/c she finished her cs early that period.

        Since she’s probably foaming at the mouth with the thought of all of the parties at NY Fashion Week, she’s probably trying to do the same thing this time. BTW, Fashion Week starts on Feb. 8.

  40. Devon says:

    Cause the Chateau worked out so well for her last time…

    Didn’t Elizabeth Taylor stay at the Marmont for a time? No doubt she’s channeling her inner Liz. ಠ_ಠ

  41. the original bellaluna says:

    I too giggled at the “roped-off Harvey Weinstein party” thing. Didn’t she already crash one his parties in NYC over the holidays, only to be escorted out in 30 minutes or less?

    Harvey probably handed out pix of the crackhead to his bouncers with a stern “no repeats of last time” warning!

    • Madisyn says:

      Angel, that trick crashed Weinsteins Golden Globe party. But your right, this time he was READY for it!

  42. Madisyn says:

    We all saw this coming. Its been rumored since last January that this trick got Betty Ford to pay the rent. Now its proven! Vikram is obviously paying the rent at the Marmont. You know this nitwit can’t afford it otherwise.

  43. anonymoose says:

    Until she accepts responsibility for herself, for her actions, for her emotions,…she will struggle.

  44. jensational says:

    If that girl doesn’t start wearing a bra soon, her tits will be in her shoes!

  45. HappyJoyJoy says:

    The count down for an OD has been on for a minute… I don’t think she’ll make it past her 28th bithday. I hope she sobers up & gets better, but I think it’s safe to say it’s never going to happen.

  46. Madisyn says:

    In that first pic, what does that ‘cheek’ look like to you? I’ll give ya three guesses and the first two don’t count!

  47. paola says:

    Can’t believe how cute she was and how horrid she is now. Such a shame..
    http://plasticsergeant.com/lindsay-lohans-lip-augmentation-0

  48. skuddles says:

    I wonder how many times that exact same headline has run for Lohan?? Everything with this chick is like deja vu. Sad, sorry mess of a human being.

  49. the original bellaluna says:

    Make of this what you will (it’s a quote from ROL):

    “LiLo has an artist friend who bought a room at the Chateau Marmont for a year, and he offered the room to her because he wasn’t using it.” (So she’s staying there for free.)

    • LeeLoo says:

      Translation: One of her Johns is paying for the room.

    • Boo says:

      I’m embroiled in a huge thing with Delmar on TMZ on this story. I know I should just let it lie, but I can’t. This story is beyond stupid and unbelievable. Lindsay is just so fucking lovable that people give her free hotel rooms because they are worried about her safety. Riiiiiiight. How many “artists” in this country can afford to buy a hotel room for a year and then not use it? Who is this artist? Did she dig up Andy Warhol and loot his grave?

  50. LeeLoo says:

    A lot of high end prostitutes also hang out at the Marmot. It’s really sad at this point and I think it’s getting close to John Belushi time for her. Her body cannot withstand her damging it much further. Look at her teeth, her skin, the bloat and I wouldn’t be surprised if her hair badly damaged and falling out (hence the ratty looking weaves). She cannot go much longer if this is the path she has chosen. It used to be funny but now it’s just sad.

  51. Madrugada says:

    Is it just me, or do all those photos of her outfits make her look like she’s living right smack in the middle of the 90s?

  52. Newtsgal says:

    I can’t believe how mean ya’ll are being to ol’ Linds….
    You know the only reason she was running back & forth to the bathroom was because that’s where they keep the Sea Jasper Dispensers

  53. original kate says:

    well, let’s see now….

    – hideous weave – check!
    – weird zombie makeup – check!
    – tight, unflattering clothes – check!
    – floppy boobs & no bra – check!
    – stupid blowing kisses pose – check!

  54. ccoop says:

    DM reports that LL is “dating” Henry Hopper (son of Dennis Hopper), making booze runs and “selling her Venice house”. Photos of tragic floral pants, distracted purse-fumbling, and moving van at link.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2094737/Is-Lindsay-Lohan-dating-Dennis-Hopper-s-son-Pair-seen-stocking-booze-LA-liquor-store.html

    • skeptical says:

      wow he sure looks thrilled to be with her.

    • Newtsgal says:

      OMG!
      I took a look, the whole bunch of em’ look like they have been on a bender.
      Wonder, if Henry is the guy she was running into the bathroom with all night?

  55. Not Working Hard says:

    She used to be so, so pretty! She had so much charisma, I thought she’d be an enormous star with staying power. I do feel sorry for her and I feel like this is blood sport watching her decline. I think her problems have less to do with addiction and more to do with not having boundaries and self-discipline growing up. It’s Shakespearean really.

  56. Jessica says:

    How come Leslie Carter is dead from a suspected RX overdose (according to TMZ) but this bitch is STILL alive and kicking???? Her and Casey Anthony (ESP. Casey) just need kick the bucket already.

  57. skeptical says:

    why should i feel sorry for her? She made her own bed. She hasn’t changed. From the carjacking & kidnapping those guys, to all her stealing,and her repeated DUIs or being busted for cocaine on SEVERAL occasions and then claiming that rehab was like a vacation.

    She got away with attacking that Betty Ford worker,(we heard the 911 call)and Betty Ford paid for blohan’s house.

    She has been seen throwing cigarettes and drinks at people in public (makes me wonder what she’s like in private) and yet she still gets into parties.

    She got away with running a red light and clipping a baby stroller, a guy who installed a sound system had to go to the tabloids before she paid him.. and on and on…

    She’s never been held accountable for anything, so why should I feel sorry for her? The very courts of California scrape and kiss her feet.

    I’d say she’s doing great for a so-so former-child-actress whose claim to fame is based on remakes and ensemble pieces.

    I reserve my sympathy for people who actually want to get better and can’t afford all the opportunities she has gleefully pissed away.

    • Jessica says:

      I feel the same way, When she finally dies, I will NOT feel sorry for her.

      She has had ONE too many chances and she blows them every fucking time.

      I can’t believe people actually feel sorry for her, it’s very very very very obvious she does not care.

      If she would have made at least one attempt to get better I would feel sorry for her but for someone to get away with so much crap and not give a flying rat’s ass WHY should anyone feel sorry for her?

      It will be Good Riddance when she overdoses.

  58. It’s a shame that not one of you knows anything about addiction or recovery.
    But try to imagine breaking a habit – any habit, never mind something as tough as drug addiction – with a bunch of mindless trolls screaming at you every day. “You’re no good! You haven’t got a chance! You’ve got no career! You’re a pathetic loser, and you’ll never break that habit!”
    Shoot, I couldn’t give up broccoli with that kind of noise in my ears…
    But, yeah, blame her. That’s cool

    • LeeLoo says:

      Plenty of us know what it means to be addicted. But what do you say to someone who has been given an insane amount of chances to clean up and yet they still refuse? I think for many on here calling her these things is our way of giving her tough love. It may be cruel but she is the one who is choosing to throw her life away instead of realizing she has a problem. I realized I had a problem and made the choice to stay clean. I took responsibilty for my actions instead of making excuse after excuse. Many of us see ourselves in LL but we made the choices to live a better life. Why should we coddle someone who utterly refuses to help themselves?

    • skeptical says:

      Reply button is cranky on mobile.
      @ frank… so it was her addiction that made her say the Women’s Center was “not fulfilling” and therefore she wouldn’t do it?
      It is as lainey said. Even if she gets clean forever…you’re still stuck with a selfish narcissist.
      Blohan has shown her true colors time and again. She doesn’t deserve any more sympathy.

  59. Sara says:

    It’s pretty much Amy Winhouse all over again. Right now we’re just waiting for the O.D.. I doubt she’s going to get it together, ever.

  60. Meanchick says:

    I cannot feel sorry for her. She’s had means, opportunity and more than enough 2nd chances to get her shit together! Addicts who don’t have her “status” are not afforded the same measure, so why should I care about yet another bratty ex-celebrity who pissed her life and career away for drugs, yet pretends like she’s still the cat’s meow? Nevermind Weinstein’s party, she shouldn’t be allowed in WalMart!