Cojo Quote of the Week

“If I ever see a woman with chipped nail polish on her nails, I’ll walk right over and smack her over the head with my grocery bag. Unkempt is not fashionable, there is simply no excuse for it.” Steven Cojocaru, as quoted on the Rachel Ray show.

Oh snap, Cojo! Point taken, but sometimes you’ve gotta cut a mom a break on this one. Doing things like dishes and diapers is not exactly manicure-friendly work. Besides, isn’t it a bigger fashion crime for a grown man to to think it’s “fashionable” to dress up like Chastity Bono? I’m just sayin’.

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  1. Clarimonde says:

    Cojo = Chastity Bono wannabe. ROFLMAO!! Good one Chic Mommy.

    Men should NEVER wear lipgloss.

  2. DogRunner says:

    The first thought I had when I saw his picture is that he is dead-on for Chastity Bono!

  3. jenxyjenx says:

    Um… which grocery bag? Looks like you’ve been personally keeping the local Piggly Wiggly in business! ‘If I ever see a blimped out queen smacking some mom over the head for chipped nail polish, I’ll walk right over and break his jaw! Blimped out, know it all, should get a trainer if you’re going to be in the spotlight, looks like a marshmallow swallowed horse teeth, needs to do something with that nappy hair, queen is not fashionable, there is simply no excuse for it!’ But that’s just what I think.

  4. Celebitchy says:

    He had a kidney replacement (I will look it up, but it’s something like that) recently and is on steroids, which is why his face has puffed up like that. He used to be very thin. His weight is not a result of eating and is due to a very serious medical problem. I agree about the hair and lip gloss though.

  5. jlborrero says:

    He had a kidney transplant in which he will need to take medications and steroids to avoid his body rejecting the transplanted kidney. The resulting puffiness is not really a serious medical problem, but just a side effect of the medications, one that I’m sure he feels is worth it. But that doesn’t explain all the makeup though!

  6. jes says:

    glowing cheeks, fabu hair – maybe he is pregnant. Sheteve is just gross.

  7. Toubrouk says:

    Looks like Mr. Cojo never really worked with his hands. Talk about someone who is full of hot air!

  8. lyric says:

    I had no idea who this was until I read the bits. I actually thought it was a female.

  9. Regina Brown says:

    Cojo what in the hell are you?do you even know?

  10. xiaoecho says:

    The likeness is amazing!

  11. Randi says:

    Personally, I’m a little tired of gay men telling women how to act feminine. Jealous much?

  12. Zombiefcuk says:

    He’s not telling women how to *act*, he just giving fashion advice. (Even though I DO think this particular rant from him is a bit un-reasonable… LoL… I mean, c’mon!)

    😉