I told you this would happen in yesterday’s post, about Angelina Jolie writing the foreword to Billy Bob Thornton’s memoir. I said that the tabloids were going to use this as “evidence” and “proof” that Angelina is a horrible monster who bangs dudes in a leathery sex shack. Or something. Well, the Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton stories have a foundation, at least. BBT is doing a movie loosely based on his marriage to Jolie, and they were both at the Berlin Film Festival, and maybe they saw each other and hung out together in Germany (while Brad Pitt cried bitter, lonely tears of betrayal).

So here’s In Touch Weekly’s story about how Angelina and BBT are OBVIOUSLY still boning. They probably never stopped! I just love how In Touch’s writers and editors can barely contain their contempt for Jolie. According to their sources, Angelina spend most of her time in Berlin “sneaking away” to see Billy. An insider tells the mag, “Brad hates how flirty she is with Billy Bob.” And, “A source says Billy Bob is still smitten with Angelina – and she loves it!” But my favorite is this line of copy to illustrate an old photo of Billy and Angelina – “Oversexed Angelina and Billy Bob were like two dirty peas in a pod.” OMG VILE HOMEWRECKER EVIL BAD!!!! PEAS!

Angelina Jolie knows Brad Pitt can’t stand her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton, but that hasn’t stopped her from rubbing Brad’s face in her relationship with BBT every chance she gets. She’s even written the foreword to BBT’s memoir – even though she knew it would crush Brad.

“Angelina doesn’t care what Brad says,” an insider shares. “she still loves Billy, and she always will.”

And Angelina is doing more than just writing about the man she loved so deeply – she brazenly gets together with BBT when Brad’s not there, the insider shares. Angelina recently met up with BBT in Berlin, after Brad had left for London.

“Billy came to visit her at her suite at the Kempinski Hotel,” the insider whispers, adding that BBT also spends lots of time there with Brad and Angelina’s six kids. Though Billy famously ditched Angelina immediately after she adopted Maddox, “Maddox calls him Uncle Billy.”

Angelina’s selfish liasons with Billy Bob are all too humiliating for Brad – and hypocritical, considering that Angelina goes ballistic if he has nay contact with his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. But clearly, she plays by her own set of rules.

“Angelina and Billy Bob flirt like it’s 10 years ago,” the friend shares. “Brad is furious about it, but to her, that doesn’t matter.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Uncle Billy? Sketchy. If true. Billy Bob was Maddox’s daddy for a short time there – and wasn’t Billy on Maddox’s adoption papers too? I believe it took a few years to get Billy out of her life and Maddox’s life legally. As for whether Angelina and BBT are still boning, or whether Angelina ever thinks about Billy Bob in a sexual way anymore… God, I hope not. You never can tell with Angelina, but I’m thinking she and Billy are just “friends”. I don’t even think there’s evidence that they saw each other at all in Berlin.

Sigh… I wish there more tabloid stories about Angelina and her other ex-husband, my favorite of all of her lovers, Jonny Lee Miller. If Angelina is screwing around on Brad, I hope she’s doing it with a hot piece like JLM.

Photos courtesy of WENN.