– Paris Hilton is a candidate for the Darwin Awards (Egotastic)
– Nana and the ladies in Boca are so in fashion (I’m not obsessed)
– Jenny Shimizu says that Madonna used her for a lesbian booty call, too. Your time is over now, Jenny. Get over it. (Glitterati Gossip)
– Don’t hate Halle Berry and her boyfriend because they’re beautiful. Just hate them. (DListed)
– Natalie Portman in a see-through dress (The Bastardly)
– Mischa and Nicole are pottery buddies (PopSugar)
– Denise Richards and Richie Sambora make out on a balcony (Hollywood Rag)
– Kitty gets a bath (CityRag)
– Maury Povitch is a perv (Rosie’s Blog)
– Tom Cruise was born in Suri-Cruise (That’s Syracuse, NY.) (Gawker)
– Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is a good liar (Just Jared)