– Tom and Katie take Suri out in public [Socialite’s Life]
– TomKat got married in a civil ceremony today! [Hollyscoop]
– Tom Cruise is too fat for his couture wedding tux [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Kevin Nealon got married at TomKat’s fantasy Italian castle first [Best Week Ever]
– Michelle Rodriguez is dating Kristanne Lokan from “The L Word” [Mollygood]
– Is it lesbian gossip week. That’s hot and you can’t help but want to watch [Celeb News Wire]
– Unless you like football, there’s nothing on TV on Wednesday nights [Pajiba]
– Video of Aries Spears from Mad TV doing uncanny rap impressions of Snoop Dogg, LL Cool J, DMX, and Jay-Z [College Humor]
– Snoop Dogg says the first thing he does in the morning is “roll a blunt” and the last thing he does at night is “smoke a blunt” [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Marie Claire faked a photo of ABC News Anchor Elizabeth Vargas breastfeeding at her desk [Suicide Girls]
– Queen Latifah ripped up a “Law and Order” actors business card [Crunk and Disorderly]
– Pamela Anderson in a super-tight low-cut copper-colored short wrap dress on Jimmy Kimmel [Haute Gossip]
– Sharon Stone looks totally beat [yeeeah]
– Kimbo and Sean Stewart don’t know how to dress [Celebrity Puke]
– A Britney sex tape can’t be more damaging to her career than her terrible “Nightline” interview [Celebritology]
– Britney realized that she makes terrible decisions and actually submitted to a hair and makeup artist [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– The Victoria’s Secret Models get off a plane, manage to smile in unison [Gabsmash]
– O.J. to confess, um, hypothetically [Metadish]
– Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were told to stay away from the red carpet at the “Casino Royale” premiere, but Jamiroquai and Sharon Osbourne were there. [Agent Bedhead]
– Tara Reid before and after [Evil Beet]
– Penelope Cruz on a bikini on a boat [The Blemish]
– Cameron and Justin’s 12 bedroom 9 bathroom Hawaiian estate. Only $16.9 million [ICYDK]
– Kristin Cavallari’s Facebook pictures [Drunken Stepfather]
– Renee Zellwegger does charity work for The Children’s Defense Fund [PopSugar]
– What kind of weird bone necklace is this girl wearing? [Bastardly]
– Anna Nicole Channels Scarlett O’Hara [Spank Cheeks]
– Gwyneth Paltrow looks like Donatella Versace [CityRag]
– Paul McCartney is not holding up too well [CelebSlam]