I was pretty sick today. I’ll have to miss the TomKat wedding this weekend. Chic Mommy will tell me how it went.
– Forget about Britney’s divorce, it’s time to analyze every aspect of the TomKat nuptuals [Celebritology]
– Tom Cruise is looking away and Katie Holmes is looking down in this recent candid of the soon to be wed couple. They’re doomed. [Spank Cheeks]
– Suri is out in public yet again [Mollygood]
– The TomKat civil wedding rumor started because they went into city hall, but they were probably just filling out paperwork or something [Glitterati]
– Does Katie Holmes have a baby bump and did she get lip injections? [popbytes]
– More pictures of Suri Cruise in Rome [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Divorces of the rich and famous and how much they cost [Agent Bedhead]
– K-Fed wants Britney back [WWTDD]
– Nick Lachey wants to tour with Britney [Socialite’s Life]
– If you squint, you can see Jayden James Spenderline’s foot [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Emmitt Smith won Dancing with the Stars [Gabsmash]
– Whitney Houston might lose her mansion [IDLYITW]
– Sarah Michelle Gellar shops at Victoria’s Secret [The Bastardly]
– Tina Fey says Paris Hilton is a piece of shit [CityRag]
– Claudia Schiffer in gold makeup [yeeeah]
– Jessica Biel is dating Derek Jeter [Egotastic]
– Is Borat or Angelina hotter? [PopSugar]
– Lindsay Lohan in a slutty photoshoot for GQ [Hollywood Tuna]
– When Nicole Richie said she didn’t have gastric bypass, was she just splitting hairs? She’s said to have had a gastric lapband, so technically she was telling the truth [Suicide Girls]
– The O.C. is better than it’s been in years [Pajiba]
– Oprah to interview the Grey’s Anatomy cast tomorrow [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Rihanna works it [Crunk and Disorderly]
– Cameron Diaz got that nose job she needed [Faded Youth]
– A cat gave birth to puppies [Wizbang Pop!]
– The secret spit and foot fetish of Rachel Ray’s husband [Tabloid Whore]
– Justin Timberlake strikes out at Janet Jackson in new song [Jordan is your Homeboy]
– Angelina Jolie’s bodyguards rough up kids outside a school [Celebrific]
– Angelina holds a press conference about her movie [DListed]
– The Screech sex tape is about to come out. Order your copy now [Celeb News Wire]