This is old news as this doll came out at the beginning of the year and you gossip-savvy readers have probably seen it already, but I got fooled by a two year-old Paris vag slip so what do I know? (They’re a dime a dozen, so you can’t blame me.)

There’s a Lindsay Lohan doll, complete with obscenely big souped-up SUV. Do you want your daughter playing with this? It’s bad enough that she’s probably playing with Nicole Kidman look-alikes.

The doll captures the likeness of Lindsay Lohan, and the fun trendy outfit expresses Lindsay’s fashion-forward sense of style. The My Scene Lindsay Lohan doll is ready to hit the red carpet with a full movie premiere outfit, faux fur-trimmed coat, director’s chair, velvet-style rope and lots of fun movie-themed accessories. Movie stars always arrive in style, and… More this luxurious SUV party limo is decked out with glitz and glam from door to door, including working lights, a beverage bar, fancy seats and a real hot tub. Doll measures 12″ tall.

Only $29.99 on Amazon for the doll, but unfortunately you can’t get the SUV any more. Does this signify everything that’s wrong with our celebrity-obsessed culture? (I realize this blog is pretty bad too, but what the hell?)

Thanks to Bulletproof Bracelets for linking this.