Matthew Broderick‘s pedostache is the worst thing ever. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Is Jennifer Love Hewitt the new spokeswoman for eHarmony? [Celebslam]
Is Cuba Gooding Jr. a skeevy groper? [Jezebel]
Jennifer Lawrence contacted Kristen Stewart about the girl dramz. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Bobbi Kristina is dating her brother? [CDAN]
Beyonce shows off her post-pillow body. [Bossip]
Courtney Love says The Muppets raped Kurt Cobain. Ugh. [Videogum]
Kim Kardashian as a blonde. Fug. [PopBytes]
Coco used to have an eating disorder. [Amy Grindhouse]
Jessica Simpson has “Get In My Belly” Face. [INFDaily]
La Lopez in latex. [Radar]
Steven Tyler‘s fiancée seems like such a con artist. [Life & Style]
I‘ll never say no to a Sofia Vergara pictorial. [Hollywood Rag]
Goldie Hawn‘s ex is still a bastard. [LimeLife]
The Hunger Games interviews. [Celebs]
Rihanna‘s roots are a mess. [CityRag]
Charlie Sheen is still around, also still wasted. [Bitten and Bound]
Trend: gigantic jewelry on trashy people. [Starpulse]
I used to really fancy him in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off as well 🙁
I was just thinking the same thing. Sigh.
He’ll always be Ferris to me. “Bueller…Bueller!”. It was on tv recently 🙂
Well it might not give me nightmares but I’d prefer to never have to look at that… whatever it is… again!
Uhhhh does SJP know he is going out like that?! Just saying.
Yes, he’s always looked better with his beard.
(I don’t know if it’s true or not but the joke basically wrote itself and I’m weak).
Bwa-hahahhahahha! I just snorted tea all over my keyboard.
Actually, SJP probably likes it if he goes out like that. He’s less likely to pick up chicks.
BW: Right on!
My husband and I got to see “The Producers” on Broadway when Broderick and Nathan Lane came back for a brief stint before permanently retiring from the show. Our seats were close to the stage, and although our angle made it difficult to see the play well . . . the seats gave us a perfect view of the wings!
Let’s just say . . . it was pretty obvious Broderick and a certain Ulla character were VERY VERY chummy backstage. How could they not know we could see them? Obviously, all the people around us could see them, too.
SJP must not care. With that mustache, I wouldn’t either. Ick.
the mustache is always awful to see the first days(weeks)
That moustache is disgusting but he is still kinda cute after all these years. What is worse is that it looks like it is growing in funny or he glued stray hairs from a recent hair cut to his face.
I think the Bobby Kristina story is kinda cute. As long as they do not turn into the same toxic twosome that was her parents she will be ok.
Does this really warrant a headline? It’s not that bad! 😉
CB can you please do a story on Ashley Judd’s face? OMG!!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2114334/Whats-happened-Ashley-Judds-face-Actress-sparks-plastic-surgery-rumours-shows-puffy-face.html
ZOMGLOLOL!!! WTF?!
If not that story then the article on Jezebel about RDJ possibly being an insider who regularly posts on CDAN. That freaked me out more than Ashley’s puffy face.
You and me both Aiobhan!
I don’t think it’s RDJ. WHY would he make it so obvious???
That said I think Himmmm is an insider out to expose pedophiles and prostitution rings in HWood… and the allegations are explosive!!!
What I also thought was hysterical is that on his list of “Good” people in HWood, he mentioned everyone RDJ has worked with (including his wife), but no mention of the Goopster!
You are so right about him not mentioning the Goopster. Too obvious maybe. It is more than likely not him but someone with a similar past. When I read it and then followed all the links I really did believe that it was RDJ. I want this to be RDJ for some reason. I guess my love for him is a little over the top. I honestly think that what this person is doing is a good thing… kinda.. I could even hear his voice as I read the drops. The Mel Gibson love is what really makes me suspicious. This could (and the all the hints) be a red herring because we all know that RDJ has been supporting Mel quietly but surprisingly Mel still has many friends in Hollywood. This story is too good!!!
Goopy, Guy Ritchie, Jude Law – all too obvious to mention. Or maybe he genuinely doesn’t consider them to be “good people”.
And jeez, Hayden P., what an effed up story! Yet another Hollywood star preyed upon by her sicko parents.
They’ve pegged himmm as being some other guy. I would seriously be afraid for my life if I was that dude.
He’s spawed so much INSANE gossip, it’s unreal. I just read the related thread on Lipstick Alley and am literally sick to my stomach. This sh!t is really disturbing.
If any of it is true (and I’m sure some of it is), I hope the FBI will investigate.
I’ve been seeing previews of her new show and am astonished how different she looks. Yes, she’s defintely older than the last time I saw her but she looks like an almost different woman altogether. My husband even mentioned how she used to be pretty.
Why do women do this to themselves? Do they like what they see better when they look in the mirror?!
OMG is right! What a shame! She used to be so beautiful and now she looks like she has cancer treatment bloat or something. WTF!
It could be medical…it looks like it could be prednisone puff.
I noticed her left eye seems to be swollen too. Very strange. Well, whether she did it on purpose or it’s from an illness, it’s a shame. She looks freakish.
Ugh. You can almost hear Chris Hansen saying, “Could you have a seat over here?” I hope this is for a role he’s playing.
Why does lewd and lascivious come to mind?If you live in New York City and check the sex offenders site I’m pretty confident you will see a mugshot of Matt there.
His moustache doesn’t look bad to me. I think it will look better if he continues to let it grow.
I think it’s cute that he has such a boyish face at 49. He always looks so youthful.
Justin Beiber could grow a better stache!
I just want to share this article, to explain why I am not, and never will be, an organ donor:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970204603004577269910906351598.html?mod=WSJ_hp_mostpop_read
It’s completely disturbing.
Yeah I had a crush on Matthew Broderick too-until he killed two people. kinda soured things for me..
I think you may be being a bit harsh, as it happens here way more than you realise. Tired tourists forget which side of the road they’re meant to be on, especially on windy, narrow, country roads – it even happens to those who visit quite regularly. Such crashes are not fatal that often anymore, mainly due to better car designs (you were basically the crumple zone in small European and Japanese cars in the 80s, and there was no such thing as airbags etc.) and other safety features. I could be mistaken, but this accident and others that happened around the same time actually galvanised the governments in Northern Ireland and the Republic into tackling the problem and placing reminder “Drive on the left” signage in multiple languages on the roads.
Although Northern Ireland had way better roads than the Republic in the 80s, even today there are still many sections of primary routes that you need to have your wits about you on, especially in Fermanagh and around Enniskillen.
Please don’t misunderstand me, the loss of life was tragic, and I’m not trying to downplay the devastation it caused to that family, as well as the long-term injuries sustained by Jennifer Grey.
Jennifer Grey testified she was changing a cassette tape at the time of the collision-ummm, that alway set my mind a wanderin’.
I’m looking WAY too closely, but the ‘stache color doesn’t match his hair color, right? Anyway, it’s just eeww.
Why, yes, yes it will. Thanks for that.
Yes, yes, yes. “Matthew killed people.” But so does war and greed, and we’re not passionate about those stopping things!
Moving on, as we all need to…I would STILL BANG the H*LL out of him! Flip that combover to the other side of big, sexy head.
(according to an alledged BI)It’s a shame he hasn’t had sex (according to an alledged BI) in five years…(according to an alledged BI)
The mustache is for a ROLE he is prepping for. And the car accident was just that – AN ACCIDENT. Good grief.