I like Lainey‘s version of how Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Moss‘s alleged bitchfight probably went down. I’d put money down on Moss winning in a fist-fight. [LaineyGossip]
The first blind item is so gross. Why is a fisting a thing? [Dlisted]
Does anyone else think Armie Hammer is a big, sweet dork? [Pop Sugar]
I hope Denise Richards got paid for this photo-op. [Yeeeah]
Tim Tebow traded to the Jets! [Celebuzz]
These Game of Thrones posters are gorgeous. [Pajiba]
Kristen Stewart‘s angst of the day. [Evil Beet]
Blue Ivy Carter looks just like Jay-Z now. [The Blemish]
Rick Santorum got money from porn. [Jezebel]
Jessica Biel cast as one of filmdom‘s first lesbians. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kathy Bates cast as Charlie Sheen. Ugh. [CDAN]
Bristol Palin wants an apology from Pres. Obama. [Bossip]
Miley Cyrus parked in a handicapped space. I hate people who do that. [Celebslam]
Kate Moss is too drunk to zip her pants. [Amy Grindhouse]
Wow, Sandra Bullock‘s son is already in school? [INFDaily]
This video of Jon Hamm on Jimmy Fallon is hilarious! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
I‘m not into these Garrett Hedlund photos. [A Socialite Life]
Good for her. Kate Moss is more insufferable than she is. Doubt she said it though. Would be funny to witness it if it were true.
Why I think it’s false: Kate Moss hasn’t had a carb in the last 18 years. Chips/crisps are carbs.
Why does Lainey think Gwyneth wouldn’t tell Kate to her face she looks like hell? Didn’t Gwyneth tell Ross Matthews that he’s fat, and that’s why he lost a ton of weight? I mean, not that I think the Gwyneth-Kate confrontation actually happened, but I could definitely see GP actually saying that.
As much as I hate Gwyneth, I want her to be my life coach.
As much as I hate to admit it in public, I totally co-sign this statement!!
Get ready for a colon cleansing.
they’re both annoying. and anorexic. and both would have aged better if it wasn’t for the latter.
Disagree. I actually think Kate Moss is quite pudgy, just small boned and has the sort of frame that hides any weight gain well. Have you seen her in a bikini of late – yikes, she’s the walking definintion of “skinny fat”. Gweyneth has some rather questionable food habits like fasting, etc.
i haven’t seen her in a bikini but i admit kate has been looking like she’s at an average weight for some while. i wanted to say that both of them aged badly because they spent their youths with eating disorders, and the skin needs baby fat to keep looking young. while neither looks terribly old, i think they would have benefited from healthier living. dame poop suffers from e.d. disguise orthorexia, and kate also smokes and stuff.
Goop maybe could be classified as orthorexic (if we really must put a disease label on everything, I prefer just to call her a holier than thou bitch)
Is it just me, or does it seem like once someone has a reputation for being skinny that people will always think of them as such, even if they gain a shit ton?
@annie i don’t think that’s the case. it’s just some (like i was in this case) are not as updated with their current image. when a fat celeb loses weight, everybody talks about it and their image is renewed.
Ah, OK, it’s just that I bumped into someone the other day who I hadn’t seen for around 8 years. I’ve gained around 25-30lb since then, and she still said “OMG, you are still SOOOOO skinny, you haven’t gained a pound!” When I assured her I had, she was all like “where???” Well, I wasn’t about to strip off in the middle of a busy shopping center to show her LOL.
Arrrrgh, I don’t want to be considered “skinny” dammit, I enjoy my food and I’d like to look like it, thankyou very much. I’d prefer to be considered chubby/voluptuous than skinny. I sometimes think I’m a bit reverse anorexic, if there is such a thing.
It’s gonna get ugly… they are likely to slash eachother with their protruding hip bones!
LOL!
What hip bones?
I’ll make fun of both of them for everybody. Because I care.
lawwwl. wouldn’t this be amazing if were true hahaha
That first picture of Gwyneth is terrible. Her skin looks dull and lifeless and she really does look anorexic.
She looks her age. This is what people without photoshop look like.
As you age, your skin gets more porous. Welcome to 40!
They are both disgusting!
Kate > Gwyneth
Did anyone see the comments on the Game of Thrones post on Pajiba? Dying. Long live Chad!
omg hilarious. Pajiba commenters are the funniest!
Kate’s jeans look painfully tight
Bristol Palin is trying super hard to stay in the public eye. Man, that is embarrassing for her to basically admit she’s too stupid to realize the vast difference between herself and Sandra Fluck. Wow. She’s really got an entitlement thing going on.
She doesn’t understand the difference between Limbaugh and Maher either.
I loved the video with Jon Hamm & Jimmy Fallon!
Gotta say that I really believe that although he was a late starter, Jon Hamm is going to have a good, long career. He is so damn personable!
Doubt that ever happened. Goopy would love to name drop Kate as her “cool” friend. She even stated long ago that she wasn’t “cool” like Kate and that next to her she was a big nerd (aren’t we all).
Love how Kate matches her leather jacket (not a perfecto), belt and boots.
Blinds: I think the gay couple on the brink is NPH and bf.
Otters that look like Benedict Cumberbatch:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2012/03/20/funny-pictures-otters-benedict-cumberbatch/
I don’t believe that happened.
But anyway I don’t know why so many people hate Goop. I really like her for some reason. I think she is intelligent and graceful even though she doesn’t necessarily say the right thing all the time and comes off kind of ice princess-ey. I think she really just wants to be liked and that is the root of the know-it-all-ness. I know she’s a Libra on the cusp of Virgo but I bet she has a whole bunch of Virgo all up in that chart.
I think the gay couple is NPH and his bf too.
NPH’s bf strikes me as a gold digger.
As much as I find Gwyneth irrelevant (she hasn’t really starred in that much lately), I’d have to say that she does look healthier than Kate, who is vile when you look at her up close.
the ‘blind’ article had me giggling at the term ‘sexpig’.
Oh I hope so! While Goop is well Goop at least she’s not some ugly, trashy drug addled weirdo who can’t seem to even buckle her belt. I’ve never gotten the appeal of Kate Moss so maybe Hell has Frozen over and Goopy and I have something in common.
I never thought Goop was pretty either but she wasn’t a supermodel. She also had talent once. Now she’s Pepper Potts of the hot legs and background dressing.
Bristol Palin needs to sit the hell down and shut up.
Hey Goop, you suck
I think the pic of Moss followed by the pic of GOOP with that look on her face…Perfect.
Okay, lemme get this straight. Bristol Palin wants President Obama to apologize to her because Bill Maher called her a slut 4 years ago, right? I remember Obama defending her when this happened. What else does she want? A cookie? This is pure mama Palin at work. Suddenly Obama shouldn’t have accepted campaign contributions from someone who called her names? And remind me again, WHO is she? Did Palin accept $ from the people shouting the N word over and over again? Two words: Bitch please.
I don’t see why this is unbelievable. It sounds like something my friends and I would joke-shout at each other. For all her sins, Goop has embraced the Brit sense of humour.
I have never, ever like Goop on any level, but I totally want this to be true! It would make me like her just a little tiny bit.
Both are two dimensional self loving dogs.
Gwyneth hates women with sensual appetites. She’s bony, hungry and pissed off. Kate represents the hedonism she’s terrified of. (I know neither, just a surmise)