Good God, I still can’t believe that Jessica Biel gave herself such thick, shaggy, unflattering bangs. I choose to believe the bangs are a harbinger of doom for Biel’s wedding with Justin Timberlake. Seriously, what does it say about a bride-to-be when she gives herself such an unflattering hairstyle shortly after getting engaged? Anyway, as I’m sure you know, Biel and Timberlake really are going to give this whole marriage thing a shot. The tabloids have been concerned. I’ve been concerned too. Still, the wedding plans continue unabated. And it turns out that the tabloids have been getting some stuff right – The Enquirer claimed that Justin’s mom was trying to hijack the wedding plans and Jessica was fighting with her. Now Us Weekly claims that JT’s mom and Jessica are pretty much planning the whole thing together. Ugh, girl. RUN.
The clock is ticking! With only four months left till their August wedding, Jessica Biel, 30, and Justin Timberlake, 31, are still hunting for the perfect location.
Their musts? It needs to be in California and offer plenty of room! “It will be a big wedding,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They have lots of people they want to invite.”
Good thing the bride-to-be, 30, has enlisted help from future mother-in-law, Lynn Harless. “She’s helping Jessica with every little thing,” a source says.
As for the gown, the actress has already narrowed down her options. “Monique Lhuillier has sent over some sketches,” says a Biel pal. “She’s Jessica’s first choice.”
Though Timberlake, 31, popped the question over the holidays in Jackson, Wyoming, Biel didn’t debut her 6-carat engagement ring in public until two weeks ago while exiting The Tavern in L.A. (Though she showed it off to Kristen Wiig and Amy Poehler at a Saturday Night Live cast party February 18, she was careful not to be photographed wearing her rock.)
[From Us Weekly]
I respected Jessica more when I thought she wanted a smaller wedding far away from LA. But it sounds like Jessica and JT are going to use this wedding to invite all of their Hollywood friends and turn it into a casting call for all of the directors they want to work with. Is this about both of their careers?
Speaking of, Jessica got a job! She was case in Alfred Hitchcock and the Making of Psycho, a film about about the making of Psycho, obviously. Scarlett Johansson has already been cast as Janet Leigh, and Biel will be playing Vera Miles, who played Janet Lee’s on-screen sister, Lila Crane. Incidentally, many gay-pop-culture people claim the Lila Crane character as one of the first on-screen “out” lesbians. Go back and watch Psycho with that in mind, and you’ll see the sly references Hitchcock put in. So… I don’t really hate Biel’s casting in this movie. Plus, it’s a supporting part, I think.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Biel can’t get any respect…must be the bangs.
deciding the sunglasses were getting to much love, the bangs decided to rise up and engulf the face..respect the bangs..
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I’m sorry to be so nit picky in the morning, especially after I just worked out and feel great, but man!!!! JT Has got to have the most unflattering side profile I’ve ever seen!!! Ugh! I mistakenly hit the header photo instead of scroll and his nose area was magnified 100%……talk about JARRING over a cup of coffee!!!
🙂 blah blah about this couple. Meh to the meh. Next.
Why are these two getting married? Why go through all that only to get divorce? Justin why buy the cow when you’ve been getting that milk for free? If you marry her, you’ll end up having to pay her to go away. Even if there is a pre-nup some money will leave your hands. Don’t do it, she is not worth it. Keep hitting it until you get bored, then kick her to the curb…NEXT!
Yeesh! That’s a pretty harsh thing to say about someone you don’t know. Although I don’t think this pairing is all the way kosher either, it’s pretty repulsive to encourage a guy to be a douchebag and use a woman and then kick her to the curb when he’s done. You may not like her, but DAMN, she is a person too. How do YOU know that “she’s not worth it”? All we’ve ever seen of this girl is her following him around like a lovesick puppy-dog (only him, btw) and that makes me pity her a little. I personally think he’s the one not worth it.
I feel bad that she seems to have a low self-esteem to be putting up with his alleged philandering, but that doesn’t make me hate her. I think she deserves better than this @sswipe.
I just don’t get all the Jessica hate, I just kinda feel bad for her and wish she had a healthier mindset about what a respectful relationship looks like.
The hate comes from the fact that she tries to act like she is above it all, but really, she’s the worst. The obvious staged pics, the following him around like a lovesick puppy dog, turning a blind eye to his cheating…why? To become the little Missus and hopefully secure a better career. She may not be as blatant as Kim K, but make no mistake, she is just as bad a role model.
@obvious
Yeah, then you must also hate over half the women in America because I see this sort of thing ALL THE TIME, girls desperate to find and keep a husband. It’s ridiculous but JB is not the only one doing it. And she’s an actress, never have I heard of her trying to be anyone’s role model. People are insane when they start expecting celebrities to teach them how to act in life, figure it out for yourself. She’s not telling you to buy her perfume or dress like her. These people are just here to get paid to entertain us for 90 minutes at the movie theater, THAT’S IT.
She may not be living her life the way I would or would even want my friend to, but she really isn’t harming anyone but herself. You don’t need to hate her, she already hates herself enough to be marrying that creep.
give me that Chanel.
“why buy the cow when you’ve been getting that milk for free?”
^^^ this! Couldn’t have put it better myself
Oh my god- really? So none of us women are worth marrying if we make love to a man before we marry him? That’s crazy!!
I don’t mean to be uncharitable (yes I do) but neither one of these two is very attractive at all. They both work out daily and have all the fluff surrounding celebs to make them look good but if you really really look, he is very plain looking and she has very hard angular and not very feminie features.
a big wedding is a mistake why don’t they just run to vegas and elope oh yeah neither of them are that smart
Because they won’t get them the publicity they have been so desperately trying to get with this engagement/wedding. The unconfirmed engagement, hiding the ring…it turns out, no one has cared enough to beg them for the story, so they have to up the stakes and give a big wedding to make sure the paps and tabloids CAN’T ignore.
This marriage has divorce written all over it.
Her bangs were for a movie she just finished filming.
That’s what I finally realized. I can believe it took me this long. Emmanuel Who Sleeps with the Fishes, I mean Emmanuel and the Truth About Fishes.
Will this marriage happen already? The sooner it does, the sooner we won’t have to hear about her anymore … oh, wait …
… the pregnancy …
Man! She’s going to milk this until she’s 40, at this rate.
I don’t think she is pregnant i mean she signed on to do another movie. i don’t think she’ll get pregnant until after the wedding thats even if they make it that far.
Wow, they wanted Rooney Mara and Rachel Weisz for the movie and replaced Weisz with Biel. Smells like bomb.
Since acting is what they do for a living it’s most logical that most of their friends are celebrities, directors or related to the industry. Sounds like that wedding reception will be a blast, I just hope their marriage lasts.
I just cant muster up any enthusiasm for this union. All i can say is Jessica good luck, you let him walk all over you e.t.c nothing bodes well for this marriage. At least Jessica will have some relevance the next couples of years..
The bangs are to hide her tears when he inevitably cheats again.
For the love of God, can this beyoch put some damn lipstick on? Her lips give me the creeps! She looks like a person in the morgue.
Look at the body language. They’re so not getting married, and if they do it’s not for real reasons. Fake as fake comes.