Last week, Rihanna was spotted visiting Ashton Kutcher’s bachelor pad for four hours and departing at 4:00 in the morning. The logical conclusion is that these two were banging, and even though the idea is a head-shaking one, it’s rather believable because Rihanna has terrible, horrible, no good taste in men. Still, the possiblity of Ashton is more appealing than Rihanna hooking up again with the fists of Chris Brown. In the comments, some of you suggested that RiRi might actually be using Ashton’s place as a cover to hook up unnoticed with Chris, which would make sense because Ashton is still supposedly dating screenwriter Lorene Scafaria. I hope Rihanna isn’t dumb enough to get with Chris in any way, but who knows. And I can’t even begin to guess whether or not it’s actually true that Rihanna and Ashton have been seeing each other at all, let alone for a few months, as The Sun now reports:

Rihanna has been sharing a secret fling for the past eight weeks — with Demi Moore’s ex Ashton Kutcher.

The 24-year-old singer hit if off with “Two and a Half Men” hunk Ashton at a mutual pal’s house party in Los Angeles last December.

The “Umbrella” singer is so besotted with Ashton, 34, that she has asked about joining his Kabbalah group.

Rihanna and Ashton, who subscribes to the mystical religion, have been meeting up for a series of late-night trysts after the singer returned to LA to record her latest album.

She dropped in at his mansion around midnight on Thursday and stayed for four hours before being taken away in a car.

One source said: “The flirting began as soon as Rihanna and Ashton met and swapped numbers. That moved on to texts and arranging to meet. They snuck off to a Santa Monica hotel a few weeks ago. They are two single people having a fling, so thought it would be best to meet in secret. Rihanna has told friends he’s funny and cute. Both of them love a good time and think they’re too busy for anything serious just yet. She’s starting to enquire about Kabbalah sessions with his rabbi.”

Ashton has been single since November when actress ex Demi Moore filed for divorce — after party girl Sara Leal said she’d slept with him on his sixth wedding anniversary.

Ghost star Demi, 49 – who wore a Kabbalah string round her wrist – has since been treated for exhaustion, substance abuse and an eating disorder. A source said: “Ashton does not want to rub a new relationship in her face. She’s still vulnerable. He’s a good guy and, with all Demi’s recent health problems, people have forgotten that.”

Rihanna hasn’t had a serious boyfriend since 22-year-old Chris Brown – who once beat her up.

Although she comes from a strict Christian family in Barbados, friends say the singer is open to investigating Kabbalah.

A source said: “Rihanna does not go to church any more because she’s simply too busy. She respects the religion enormously though. She is curious about Kabbalah so has started asking questions. She’s open to new things and has always been a very spiritual girl. If she and Ashton are getting really close, she wants to be able to understand it.”

[From The Sun]

That’s quite a strange little detail about Rihanna allegedly wanting to join in with the Kabbalah stuff, and if it was true, that would mean that RiRi foresees a serious thing with Ashton. Of course, I wasn’t sure whether Ashton would continue his affiliation with the (other) celebrity cult after he and Demi split, but here he is (according to Fame/Flynet pictures) outside the Los Angeles center last week. Naturally, he’s wearing all white because only douches do that.

In other Rihanna news, RiRi posted the following images on her Twitter account with the following captions: “Gangsta goth geisha #thuglife #princessofchina.” She tries so hard to look tough, right?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Twitter