Britney was seen in the trash capital of the world back to her good old self. Her terribly obvious extensions were back and she wore a ted-up black sheer half-top with a red bra underneath. True to form, she had a mouth full of gum. Hair and makeup artists praised Britney for her willingness to submit to their expertise before her last Letterman appearance, but that was obviously short-lived.

Lainey’s Gossip has the highlights of the Britney divorce as told in US Weekly, including news that K-Fed wrote an asanine letter to Britney blaming her for all their problems, and that Britney’s mom Lynne is said to have staged an intervention urging Britney to dump K-Fed once and for all. It’s also rumored that she’s going to be collaborating with Justin Timberlake’s people:

Lynne Spears engineered the split and according to the magazine, staged an intervention along with Britney’s lawyer to snap her out of her Cheeto Haze.

Clearly it worked.

And when Britney snaps outta it, she’s snaps HARD. The revived Spears quickly put her plan in motion, cut off his phone, his cards, everything immediately, and then moved to pull her career back on track, with early buzz that she could have her album out perhaps by Spring. As for those reports of a professional collaboration with Pipsqueak?

Well, Janice Min’s folks say he could write a song for her with some of the biggest producers in Hollywood helping out on a few tracks. Can you imagine? Britney homewrecks on the No-Longer-Hermy Diaz??

She’s BACK, y’all!!!

More interesting highlights:

– Kevin claims he’s suing for custody not for money (bull-f*cking-shit you golddigging liar) but because he doesn’t think Britney is “mentally” sound enough to raise his kids. I guess having a ciggie dangling from his punk ass mouth is superb parenting, right?

– Kevin kept putting his wife down, making fun of her new and improved appearance

– Kevin wrote her a letter blaming HER for all of their problems

– Kevin was pissed that she owned all their attention, telling her she was holding back his success

Good for Britney. She’ll be back on stage performing in no time, and I’d like to see who she hooks up with next. Maybe she’ll do a complete 180 and pick a super nice, clean-cut guy.

Britney was photographed outside the Palms hotel in Vegas on 11/17 with her manager, Larry Rudolph, and some bodyguards. Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com for posting these.

Update: pictures removed on request.