Happy birthday to Michael Fassbender, my love, who turns 35 years old today. A look back at my beloved Fassdong. [Pop Sugar]
Recap of Game of Thrones. [LaineyGossip]
OMG. Genetic weirdness cow. [Dlisted]
Bicycling bad for your vadge? Discuss. [Jezebel]
Jessica Alba is morose in an Italian magazine. [Yeeeah]
Joanna Krupa in a bikini, if you care. [Celebuzz]
Review of Mirror Mirror. I swear, didn‘t that title used to have a comma? [Pajiba]
Mark Wahlberg‘s pecs say hello to your mutha. [The Blemish]
Charlize Theron‘s Funny or Die thing. [A Socialite Life]
Olivia Wilde looks like a Game of Thrones extra. [Go Fug Yourself]
I can see Cheryl Cole‘s bad dye job from here. [IDLITW]
The trailer for Ted, directed by Seth MacFarlane. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Whitney Houston looked like Tina Knowles at some point. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Taylor Swift‘s ACM date was a no show. This poor kid. [CDAN]
Is Swizz Beatz fooling around on Alicia Keys with his ex-wife Mashonda? [Bossip]
Is Christina Aguilera pregnant? Probably not. [Celebslam]
Kate Winslet calls Leonardo DiCaprio a fatty. [Amy Grindhouse]
Things that exist: an $11 million laptop case. [LimeLife]
Thank you! Love the Fassy and happy birthday to him.
um hello shot with pants coming down. Where have you been all my life?
I was waiting for a Fassy birthday post. Happy birthday, indeed.
That man has a love affair with his own pelvis.
Which is fine.
Speaking of XTina: I think she actually looks THINNER in those photos than she’s looked in ages….
Well… so much for that term paper I had to finish. I’m gonna look at Fassy all day.
Daaaamn.
finally))) Happy Birthday! Love him. ideal man)))Aries r the best!
ITA! Aries are the best:)
I was waiting for this. I thought you would have a full post. lol
Happy Birthday MF!
I almost forgot! Happy Birthday my alternate-reality boyfriend!
What what! Same b-day as Fassy! And Chris Meloni. Not too shabby.
Happy birthday!!
Me too!!!! Same B-Day as Fassbender. He’s dirty but it’s hot…
!Happy Birthday!!
I’m going to leave this post to Kaiser and her imagination. *closing door behind me.*
Does this mean that because I share the birthday, I get first dibs at the Dong? I think it does. 😀
Happy Birthday to me!
:)happy birthday
Hey Nix, it’s my birthday too today (29!) so it looks like we’re gonna have to fight it out..LOL 🙂
(36) for me. And you know what they say… Old age and treachery will win everytime over youth and beauty. 😉
Ha, ha, ha. In that case I have a little more treachery than you!
Lucky me, being even older today – 49! I can do treachery.
😉 happy birthday
Huh, I thought he was much older than 35. I know i’m going to get hate for this but what is his appeal? He has a decent body but nothing amazing and his face is just kinda ok too. Whatever, to each their own!
I think he is super hot as long as I don’t have to look at his super-yellow teeth when he smiles. If his mouth is closed he is all sorts of hotness 🙂
Happy Fassdongday for us, and many happy returns to Fassy!
How do so many of you have the same birthday as my honey, the Fass?? What are the odds?
Kaiser…yes, well being I’ve got 13 years on old Fass I still have to say us old woman still know how to appreciate a nice……hmmm hairline? Happy B-Day Fass, Nix and Pammy!
I do find his torso to be a very odd shape. I mean I do get the whole Fassdong thing but that photo in the vest is just strange.
I actually never really got it just looking at pictures either but after I saw him act in X-men and speak in interviews his charisma is amazing. That started the fire of Fassdong love burning.
Nix, while I always thought he was good looking every time I saw him in anything, my obsession became rampant when I heard his interviews. He is just adorable, humorous, in some of them and then he said these highly intelligent things and it was over.
I can’t believe how I am acting. I didn’t even act this way when I was a teenager. My little sister finds my behavior weird. (I don’t care).
Me too, Nix.
OMG YES. I suspect the site’s complainers are accustomed to seeing still pictures of the man. Cuz one look at Fish Tank, a movie where he’s not exactly the golden hero, and it was over for me. Plus, I really like his down-to-earth and modest attitude, laced with dirty humour. Happy bday, Fassman.
Addison, I understand your predicament :D. My teenage years are well behind me, and I totally have the high of Beatlemania when it comes to this guy.
Sorry to disappoint but no. He was better in X-Men than in pics but if I had looked that old at 35, I would have shot myself. How old is Chris Meloni? My reaction was the same to MF in X-Men as it was to Chris Meloni- he’s hot for an old dude – I’m just shy of 7 years older than MF.
Just checked: Chris Meloni is 51.
Kaiser, I was wondering where your salute to Michael was. I was shocked it was not available at the stroke of midnight. (kidding). I bought myself a piece of chocolate cake to celebrate!
I would like to point out that last weeks post from that French Magazine did not have those complainers posting probably because they fell over after looking at picture #2. Ah, picture #2 I have gone back multiple times to look at you since then… (That would be picture #5 today).
Thanks Kaiser!
Oh, and Happy Birthday to Michael!
Yay! 🙂
Happy Birthday to MY Fassy !!! That next to the last picture did me in I have always loved Red headed men and that one will stay in my head for a little Stacie time . Thanks for posting !!! 😀
See what you bitches don’t know is that Kaiser is in London right now she flew over the last post and was waiting on Fassy as he exited the cat & mutton (his usual pick up spot)she has been holed up with him since last friday night in anticipation of a birthday d**k down which Fassdong delivered to her promptly at the stroke of midnight. That is why that tramp was late on her post today she finally hobbled over to her I-phone to deliver this watered down shi*. Why post about the fassdong when you are riding it!!!! SMDH at not getting my own damn plane ticket and thinking of the same thing.
Cat & Mutton. That’s great.
LOL Bellydancer, that explains it.
I was thinking there was going to be many pics of Michael in his “birthday” suit. Or at least just lots of pictures. Hmm.
She has no strength for a proper post. I see. Well, now we know.
Yesterday a movie called Fishtank was on tv and I watched it a bit and suddenly a halfnaked Fassbender is on my screen. I was so shocked, because I didn’t expect him in such an indie movie.
Anyways.. Happy Birthday!
I can’t believe he’s only 35, he looks so much older.
Let’s hope he ages gracefully. He does looks 40+ to me. Could it be because he plays mature characters? Maybe he hasn’t had much “work” on his face? These days, I think both men and women tend to look younger than they did 20 or 30 years ago so maybe it’s just us thinking at 35 years old he should still look boyish, which he – for better or worse – does not.
I’m 43 in a few weeks and not in the best shape and he looks a lot older than I do. That is why I’m not into him. What’s he going to look like when he is my age. I think he and Viggo look the same: late 40s.
If you ever scroll down here Kaiser..
Some Fassavoy love! Youtube can be so weird :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGO3pr3Mlj8
Blech, my brother is an Aries and he’s just as big an asshole as this guy is.
Happy Birthday Fassbender! May you have many Fassbirthdays to celebrate. So, we can “bend” to your Fassinating talent.
Oh Sweet. Lord. Its my birthday today also and I think the photos you just posted are the best present ever. Shwooooon.
well, goddamn. happy BIRTHday to you, MR. DONG!
Yes, hope there’s more GIRTHday posts from Kaiser, indeed! 😉
(This is bad: I have Sisqo’s The Thong Song in my head, subbing all THONG refs to DONG. “I know you wanna show da na da na – Babyyyy -That dong d dong dong dong”)
O how I miss thee Hot Guy Friday! The Fassdong brings back memories of you! Oh David Gandy where are you?!!!!
happy birthday fassy darling – I’m in london, I’m single, call me!!!
Happy Birthday to my Aries lover Fassy. See if we were together now you would get birthday sex the whole night long. In every position. Call me.
Happy birthday Fassdong 😀
Can a weekly mad men recap be a thing? I forget what happened last season on Celebitchy. I love reading other opinions about the show!
People are asking if Christina Aguilera is pregnant when it looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight? Oh ok…
Aries men are not my thing, but I would gladly convert for his sake.
Omg April 2 is my birthday too!! I love finding out I have the same birthday as someone. Especially someone as hot as the Fassbender. 😀