It was less than two weeks ago when In Touch Weekly claimed that Ashley Olsen and Johnny Depp may have been hooking up in Ashley’s NYC apartment. In Touch claimed that Johnny was spotted by many people coming out of Ashley’s building, having been in her apartment overnight (allegedly, although some reports claim that Depp was in Ashley Olsen’s building for business, and that he didn’t spend the night). It was a pretty gross story, what with Johnny seeming to be in the midst of a full-blown midlife crisis, and Ashley being all of 25 years old. I kind of bought the story because A) Ashley looks like Johnny’s type and B) Why not?
So, if you believed that story, I don’t know what you’ll make of this – the New York Daily News claims that Ashley and her former lover Jared Leto were “rekindling” their romance (“boning”) the other night:
ASHLEY OLSEN and Jared Leto were looking like they’ve rekindled their on-again, off-again romance on Sunday night. The 25-year-old fashion designer and the 40-year-old 30 Seconds to Mars front man — who dated briefly in 2005 and were reportedly spotted making out in 2008 — enjoyed a very flirtatious meal at the Polo Lounge in Beverly Hills.
The pair were escorted to a reserved booth around 5 p.m. and couldn’t stop touching each other. Leto played with the twin’s hair, caressed her arm and even playfully poked her with his fork. (We’re not touching that one with a 10-foot butter knife.) After Leto paid for their salads, the two snacked on each other some more: Olsen hugged him and put her head on his lap. Reps for Olsen and Leto did not respond by deadline.
Is it weird that I don’t have a problem with the idea of Jared and Ashley? They make some kind of crazy sense together, although I had forgotten that there were rumors about them back in day too. Now, I don’t think much of Jared Leto in general – he’s a try-hard, and I find him rather douchey, honestly. And I’ve never really formed an opinion about Ashley and Mary-Kate, other than my opinion that their “twin brain” is extremely creepy. Ashley could do better, I’m sure. But would she? Will she? Probably not. This is her type, I think. I’m sure at some point she’ll hook up with James Franco too.
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Good God, Jared is 40?????????? That shocked me.
I was about to type the same. To me he still is Jordon Catalano, a teenage boy with whoom i once fell in love (along with Angela Bauer) while watching “My so-called life”. How time flies…
I think you mean Angela CHASE 🙂
That’s because he’s a hipster douchebag. Jared Leto = Budget Johnny Depp.
They all wear ugly clothes.
ha! I was just going to say they can share cloths!!
Exactly what I was going to say.
They must have some good drugs
You got that right .
Seriously! That’s the only thing all these people have in common besides being famous.
Pretty much, lol.
I had a friend in high school who was the son of Cameron Diaz’s agent, when Jared and her were going out. We got to attend one of her premieres and they let us hang around the afterparty. In the unlikely scenario a certain someone’s lawyer see this (that would be my luck), I will just say that it was the most surreal highlight of my life sitting on a couch next to two celebrities I will not name have an INSANE coke-induced fight, practically on top of me, while everyone mingled around like it was just another day at the office.
that is soo not fair.. I care more about your story than this one.. Other than being Catalano, he has always creeped me out..
Maybe they were having an annual Hollywood Hobos convention because they all dress like they’re homeless. All they’re missing is Keanu.
Anyway, Leto and Olsen make more sense because he’s been with Lohan and Paris Hilton, so Ashley fits right in with the kind of chicks he’s been with ever since breaking up with Cammy D.
Jared Leto looks like a steaming pile of ass. What happened to the My So Called Life Days when he was actually tolerable. YIKES on that jean jacket vest fur fiasco. . .
LMAOO!! Saw him in person and he looks a little too “pretty” ( i.e nipped and tucked) for my liking. plus his clothes were wayy too tight. my gaydar went off but whatevs.
I know! Jared Leto screams gay to me…plus he is constantly hanging out with Terry Richardson who is just creepy
Is it me or does he look like a south park character in that first shot?
I took a second look at that first shot too. Besides his outfit, his face looks so creepy. Children of the Corn Creepy. His eyes are going to steal my soul creepy
What happened to Jordan Catalano!? Who is this guy that has taken away all the sexy?
Hello!! My thoughts exactly!! Jordan long gone. This version would have been the guy on the show who died of a drug addiction.
haha… that’s what I was thinking 🙂 can’t believe that I once thought this guy was hot. but he lost everything tolerable about him when he hooked up with lindsay lohan and paris hilton. i always felt like he was trying to come across as very smart and artsy, but how smart can you be, when you are boning girls like lohan and hilton? maybe it was some kind of art-experiment. and is there anyone in hollywood who hasn’t been with one of the olsen twins?
Don Draper smart?
Now I´m officially shocked, because I didn´t know he is 40 and had hooked up with the stupid legue.
Yeah they make a certain kind of hook-up sense. Can’t see it working out in the long run though – neither could stop coveting the other’s fur pieces and there would never be suitable closet space.
Speaking of the Depp thing, was it Ashley’s apartment that Heath Ledger died in? She’s either bagging the “it” guys for a hot second or her place is a huge drug den… my best guesses.
Is anyone else a little, what the what? about the fact that in the middle of dinner, at a restaurant “she put her head on his lap”?! Interesting.
i know! i was thinking “what restaurant is this?” i don’t even know how that would work, unless they were sitting on a couch. haha
Well, Ashley and James Franco, now that I could understand.
i wonder what are their dr*gs of preference? must be all of them. they’re stone hea*s.
two hobos. it makes sense.
Jared used to be so hot! What happened?
As for him and Ashley together – makes sense.
Ugh, he IS so try- hard- y. His band and that clip with all the ‘alternative’ kids & the ‘nobody but 30 Seconds to Mars gets me’ shtick Good God! He is 40! Not a misunderstood teenager.
But Leto and an Olsen do make sense, lounging about in some opium drug den, wearing vintage coats, draped with scarves, sharing a kohl pencil, trying to out-boho each other. Woo – I bet it’s really intense… pass me the bongos daddio. Yuck
Haha, that is hilarious.
totally hilarious. trying to out ho-bo each other… I read the articles because they are funny and I now read the comments because they are funny
Ew & isn’t he part of the Terry Richardson inner circle? Soooo effortlessly cool man
The Olsen twins are monkeys.
PALE WHITE BLONDE MONKEYS.
funny you should say that, when they were little on Full House, I used to tell my husband they looked like little primates….
My god, were those two girls ugly when they were toddlers! Always looked exhausted, underfed, extremely pale… well, just like today actually.
i oddly look just like them. not quite as small, i have a bit more muscle and am normal height, but very much like them. same age too…such is life. too bad i didn’t get the billions.
Jared and Ashley look way too much alike and it’s grossing me out…
It’s all in the eyes…
OMG I was thinking the same thing! They have the same eyes. To me they look like they could be related! How’s that for creepy and icky??
Jared needs to gain about 20lbs. Wonder if he is vegan cause he looks malnourished.
No. That… roadkill and leather gloves would be a big no for a vegan. Doesn’t mean he couldn’t be (poorly eating) vegetarian, though.
I read somewhere that he is vegan. But you are right, with the leather gloves, I haven’t notices them. Even some vegetarians have a problem with leather. Well we are talking about Jared Leto here, he probably has his own truth about being vegetarian or vegan and wearing leather.
Vegan in the same sense as someone who is like, totally vegetarian – but I sometimes eat fish, or chicken, or…? 😀 Yeah, I could see him doing that.
Are those bedroom slippers he has on in the last pic? what’s with the gloves? is he bout to strangle someone? He just simply looks ridic in all these pics
No, I think he’s wearing Uggs.
So does Ms. Olsen dress him? No wonder they get along – both have horrible taste in clothes.
They were in a restaurant and when they finished their salads, she puts her head on his lap? Excuse me, that is inappropriate public behavior in a restaurant – oh wait, I forgot, this is Hollywood Behavior! ^_^
The Depp’s rumor was ridiculous since beginning…even “in touch” originally says that Johnny was spotted making exit from an office building NEXT to Ashley’s apartment!! c’mon the poor man just happen to be in the neighborhood (for a bussiness meeting as source has claimed) and the gossip tabloids made the stupidest connection!
Just to add my own Jared Leto story: My husband’s band opened for 30 Seconds to Mars and apparently Jared had a total freakout before they went on stage because he misplaced his rainbow fingerless gloves. He was literally screaming at the backstage crew to bring his rainbow fingerless gloves. It’s all I can picture whenever I read a story about him.
And before the show I got to watch him pace back and forth with the most vacant, drugged expression I’ve ever seen.
We have a good thing going on this thread…more stories need to come out of the woodwork please!
Yes, both your stories are gold!
You just know Justin Theroux wants to steal Jared’s look…and i can totally see Jared and this Olsen together. It’s just kind of weird…i remember when i was 25 and men in their 40’s were not at all cool, i mean, i literally felt sorry for them for even being interested in me…what a waste of time.
Johnny Depp is just so scary nowadays. Scarier than the smack-a-journo-with-a-block-of-wood 90s Depp. And I don’t know why exactly.