These are photos of Jake Gyllenhaal from two nights ago, at a benefit for the late Paul Newman’s A Hole In The Wall Camps. Jake is really letting his beard grow out, isn’t he? I mean, it looks trimmed and everything, but this boy can really grow some burly facial hair. And the big beard makes his blue eyes stand out even more, which is nice. Jake has pretty eyes. Anyway, I read this funny little item about Jake this morning, and I just had to share it:
Jake Gyllenhaal has been turning heads — or “spinning” them — by popping up on the “instructor’s bike” at SoulCycle in Union Square. The “Source Code” star cycled on a stage next to an instructor Monday in full view of an afternoon spin class.
He even mouthed the words to a Jay-Z song playing on the soundtrack while wearing “a black tank top, shorts and full beard dripping in sweat,” a spy said, adding Jake even lip-synced, “I got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one.”
[From Page Six]
Does that make you like Jake more? I like him more, knowing that he loves a good spin class and he knows the words to Jay-Z songs. I’ve been listening to Jay-Z and Kanye’s “N—gas in Paris” while I work out, but I make a concerted effort to not mouth the words. Because… well, people might get offended. But this bitch isn’t offended that Jake has 99 problems and a bitch ain’t one. What would you do if Jake showed up in your spin class?
One more Jake story – Ellen Pompeo recently told a story about Jake hitting on her before they were famous. The problem is that she’s told this story several times, because I distinctly remember the line Ellen claims Jake used on her: “He told me I was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.” Um… I’m not putting that on Ellen. That’s Jake’s line. And it’s cheesy as hell.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
He looked like the skinnier-more trimmed-version of the guy in the Hangover… you know, the one with the beard… 😀
i agree Rhea!! You are so right, he does!!! LOL
Zack Galafanwhatever. You’re right!
great title! makes me laugh.
Well said! The title made my morning!!
He needs to get himself a nice beard and settle down with a family; I don’t think he’s going to age particularly well.
He’s had a few nice beards: Reese Witherspoon, Kirsten Dunst…am I forgetting anyone?
Yeah, he looks pretty rough and tired in those photos.
Taylor Swift too! 🙂
Too true. He looks a lot older than his 31 years.
I can be his 100th problem.
It would be interesting to see Jake get with Jennie Garth.
He does do well with kids…
Why does it look like him and Christian Bale are merging into the same person? I can’t tell the apart anymore!
I know. Both completely lipless. It freaks me out. I mean how do they make out and isnt there surgical help for that? Like maybe grafting skin from wherever to construct friggin LIPS? The beard helps though.
There was a cute article in the NYT before the Oscars re how to wear a tuxedo…and how several celebrity men don’t wear them “correctly” (i.e., Brad and his puddling pant legs). There’s a photo diagram featuring Jake and how excellently tailored his suits and tuxedos are, evidenced by your photo above, too. He has a great posture.
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/23/fashion/formal-wear-tips-from-mens-fashion-experts.html?_r=1&ref=georgeclooney
king of fugz. and those are so obvious contact lenses. there are a few celebs who wear a similar shade. like the girl who played rory gilmore.
Nah, I don’t think he wears colored contacts.
really? i always thought his eyes were of some darker hue. i would have noticed if they were this light in colour? well doesn’t matter anyway
There were pictures of him in NYC a few weeks ago with a girl with blue hair, and they seemed pretty close. Does he have a new, low-key relationship?
Ugh. I hate that song.
This site makes my life.
I really love that song! (99 Problems) it is one of my… get me out of a bad mood songs…. I play in my truck after a particular ugly day at work.
I also love “Gold Digger” by Kayne.
Jay Z is a guilty pleasure of mine. Whenever my husband starts picking on me, I tell him I’m about to only have 99 problems 😉
I like that he likes him. I won’t hate on it.
That beard needs to go! It covers his beautiful face.
And I hate that people still pick on him for being gay. He clearly is not!!! (not that there is anything wrong with that)
Um, let’s agree to disagree on his sexuality ..
Now I fully agree that no one should “pick on him” for being gay! I don’t get why some people have issues with others’ orientation. Why can’t we all live and let live?
Lol, okay. That is a fair statement… Well said.
“A Hole in the Wall”. Nice.
Dump any and all beards Jake. Literally and figuratively .
Meh on the beard; love his eyes; recently watched Prince of Persia while I was up with insomnia. What a turd-fest that movie was!
Yes, but zomg- he was so freakin’ beautiful in that flick (took my kids when it was in theaters, heh, heh)- a real biscuit- tingler, and that’s how I will always visualize him. Sooo yummy.
God, he looks so old,tired,& unhappy in these pics.
I like facial hair sometimes, but he looks better clean shaven.
I kind of hate it when people sing or mouth along with a song that’s playing. It just bugs me.
He can come to my spin class! I teach Tuesdays and Thursdays, Jake!
He looks pale and tired and sad. 🙁 He needs to just get real, shave the beard, stop dating beards and just be his regular ol gay self. Closeting because you’re afraid it will hurt your career is sad and ridiculous these days…be yourself and don’t be ashamed.
My new/old catch phrase for the day. Love it!
He has really good hair.
It is totally his problem; he is just doing ‘affirmations’.
I miss Jake in good roles in movies. He was great in The Shoes video and I wish he was offered those kind of movie roles. He would knock it out of the park. It’s like, just b/c Ted had a wet dream while Jake was doing Brokeback Mtn. and went on the attack, studios don’t want to take the risk w/ him anymore. Yet people like Justin Timberlake keep getting roles b/c his loyal fanbase and not b/c he can actually act. Jakey, do more indie films.
love Jake , hate the beard and stash , it makes him look like a old man.
He looked a tad strange without the beard. Now he just looks like a strange form of chia pet.
Oh well, at least his sister Maggie can act.
Jake Gyllenhaal for ALL THE THINGS. [tosses confetti]