Hot Guy ‘Avengers’: who was the hottest dude at last night’s sausage party?

Here are all the dudes from the sausage party red carpet for the LA premiere of The Avengers. I already covered “the jiggle” of the red carpet, Scarlett Johansson, here. But let’s be real – it’s all about the dudes for this film. It looks like everybody showed up and then some, so I don‘t even know where to start – Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/The Hulk? Chris Hemsworth as Thor? No, let’s start with the chairman of this particular board, Robert Downey Jr., who is reprising his role as Tony Stark/IronMan. This is their first red carpet since RDJ’s wife Susan gave birth to the couple’s first child together, a boy they named Exton Elias Downey. I LOOOOOVE RDJ’s purple suit.

Alexander Skarsgard was there with his dad, Stellan. I love his dad – he’s such a talented actor. Alex looks… tired? Exhausted, really. Too many ladies, too little time.

Chris Hemsworth is very, very pretty. He looks nice in a three-piece suit too. But he does nothing for me personally. I don’t like ‘em when they’re this pretty.

Chris Evans is Captain America, and… well, I normally like him a lot, but the combination of bad hair and bad suit is leaving me cold.

I’m starting to see the Tom Hiddleston thing more and more. I like the shade of ginger he’s working, and God knows, I love a tall bastard. Tom might be one of the best-looking guys at the premiere.

Y’all know I love Jeremy Renner, but this look is a giant NO. He looks like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, right? I would have liked this look better if he paired his too-light suit with a simple white button-down shirt, no tie.

And last but not least, Mark Ruffalo and his wife, Sunrise. So, so, SO cute. Love them both. Him especially.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. kristipistol says:

    RDJ for the win, still smoking hot after all these years.

  2. Eileen says:

    RDJ for the win.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Definitely!

    • normades says:

      Yes, RDJ all the way!!! He had the best fitting, sharpest suit. Everyone else looks too greasy and shiny.

      First time I realized that Askar’s dad is Stellan Skarsgard. Duh!

  3. Anguishedcorn says:

    That’s quite a list of really good looking men, but in my opinion, RDJ is the only one who brought it. The rest of them did themselves a disservice with their style.

  4. Astrid says:

    Very NICE! Thank you

  5. dahlianoir says:

    I wish I could be trapped in a elevator with Ruffalo and RDJ. If only 😀

  6. Jazz says:

    RDJ!!! I’d do everything to him!

  7. lolaluvsu2 says:

    Ok…so, I was at the premiere and am surprised to say that in person, Tom Hiddleston was the best looking.

  8. Me says:

    RDJ and Mark Ruffalo. I can’t choose.

  9. marie says:

    I’ll go with RDJ but Ruffalo’s a close second for me..

  10. TheOriginalKitten says:

    The desription of Renner as “Tom Cruise in Rain Man”…OMG, Kaiser..I started choking from laughing so hard.
    I still love him but he looks awful here. So does Evans..boo 🙁

  11. Eve says:

    Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner, Bruce Banner!

    Oh, my…I’m soooo excited to see this: from the trailers, I can see Hulk is going to be awesome — and Ruffalo did all the motion capture too! Love him to bits.

  12. Chatcat says:

    For me it’s a tie…RDJ and Hemsworth…I mean RDJ is my age, he is dark haired (my preferred) and he is just all that. Hemsworth is only 4 years older then my oldest son (and light haired) so I shouldn’t be thinking along those lines but honestly there is just something there that I find drawn too.

  13. Indira says:

    Joss pics, please. What is a crew without their captain, after all!

  14. mia girl says:

    RDJ = hottest guy at any event

  15. Seymour Butts says:

    RDJ. Did anyone else notice that his wife’s gorgeous amethyst bracelet matches her husband’s suit? Cute!! Very classy, understated dress.

    • jamie says:

      I love seeing pics of them together. She kinds of adds to his attractiveness, it’s nice seeing a Hollywood star in a committed relationship with an attractive, age-appropriate woman who is successful in her own right.

      • Seymour Butts says:

        It is, and they’re madly in love, too. She’s partially responsible for his rehabilitation.

  16. jamie says:

    RDJ for sure, so cool. I was excited to see Hemsworth but these pics he looks kind of blah. Very disappointing.

    But yay! Tom Hiddlesston! I love me some Tom Hiddleston. He looked best (after RDJ). Plus with that accent, I have no doubt that in person he his the sexiest thing alive.

  17. rufustfirefly says:

    I love me some RDJ, but even totally exhausted, I’m solidly in The Skarsgard corner. The fact that daddy Skars brought Alex as his plus one makes it even more adorable. The two of them looked amazing together, and they were just beaming at each other. Adore them!

  18. franky says:

    RDJ and Susan make a perfect couple. I was watching the premiere live last night and they were all over each other, they look so in love.

  19. Sisi says:

    awwww man! My Renner ladyboner just broke!

    He looks like a gameshow host

    uuuugghhhh

  20. Naye in VA says:

    How does Mark Ruffalo always manage to look so sexy? No matter the hair, age, and weight, he carries himself so…idk. its a low-key sexy. and thats REALLY hot

    and hemsworth looks better ehere than ive ever seen him. he looks great when he isnt beefcakey

  21. Nanz01 says:

    When I first sit down to my computer and this is the kind of blog post I see, it sort of sets the tone for my whole day. That is to say, I am going to have a fabulously distracted day. I love it!

  22. Eve says:

    Y’all know I love Jeremy Renner, but this look is a giant NO. He looks like Tom Cruise in Rain Man, right?

    Dressing like Tom Cruise, talking like Tom Cruise…I think he may be wearing high heels and joining Scientology very soon.

  23. Aiobhan says:

    It is a 3 way tie between RDJ, Hemsworth and the Skarsgaard father/son duo. Stellan is not classically handsome but I LOVE his gravelly voice and he has a nice smile. He is also one of the most talented underrated actors in Hollywood. And even though Alex look like he has been to hell and back he still looks good to me. Hemsworth is much better looking than his younger brother and even though he looks like a gigalo with the slicked back hair I still would do him.
    There are no words real words other than awesome to use for RDJ. His wife is beautiful but that dress is aweful. I will cut her some slack because she just had a baby though.

    • Chatcat says:

      Aiobhan…I like her dress because it is understated…it is after all his premier not hers…and with her smile she doesn’t need any flash or blingy dress/outfit. Sorry but neither of the Skars do a single thing for me at all. And Hemsworth probably is under contract to keep his hair long so he does the ponytail.

      • Aiobhan says:

        @chatcat: I agree that with her face and smile she does not need the navel baring dress for attention; she is gorgeous and a very successful producer. But I have to disagree about the dress. It is a little too understated for a premiere. That dress is something that you wear to work an then out to drinks later on in Manhattan not for a film premiere in LA.

        I did not think about that for Hemsworth. He still looks great overall but slicked backed hair makes me think of a 80s film villain/gigalo. He just needs a thin moustache and cigarette to complete the look. Eww!
        Alex is not everyone’s cup of tea. I will happily drink yours and anyone else’s cup if you do not want it. lol

        @ds I think Tom is also growing on me. I like the hair and his face is … interesting. He is kinda nerdy looking and pretty at the same time. I normally don’t like pretty but nerdy is right up my alley.

        I just saw “Breaking the Waves” last week and feel in love with Stellan. I have known about him for a while now but did not really “notice” him until that film. He was the best part of TGWTDT for me.

    • ds says:

      Oh Stellan, in real life… He has something that grows on you though he’s not a handsome guy, rather charismatic. What is he; 60 something? He looks way younger; these photos do not do him justice.
      That being said; I surprised myself and have to agree with Kaiser; something good is going on with Hiddleston. But I’d take Askars tired, washed out…any kind of Askars.

    • ds says:

      Breaking the waves… I have also seen it again after many years few weeks ago… I like what you wrote about Stellan: agree with everything; happy I’m not the only one thinking it.

      • Aiobhan says:

        It should be “fell” in love not “feel”. I need to stop typing so quickly. lol

        Anyway. You are not the only one who likes Stellan. Just graceful and charismatic without trying too hard. Which makes him sexy as hell in my book. I am now on the hunt for some of his films that he has done in Sweden. He is my second favorite Swede after Noomi Rapace.

      • Chatcat says:

        Aiobhan…I get what you mean about the dress for a premier but compared to Sunrise’s outfit it was a ball out of the park! And please have my cup full of Alex so your cup can runneth over!

      • Aiobhan says:

        @chatchat Yeah I guess you are right. Susan does look much more appropriate than Sunshine. Sunshine’s shoes are god awful.

        And I will happily take your cup and thank you for your generosity!

  24. shaboo says:

    sorry to break the trend but RDJ does nothing for me, not into his ‘persona’

    Hiddleston looks best but I love Ruffalo too. Hemsworth is pretty. I saw Thor a couple of days ago, it was actually my favourite of all the Avenger set up films.

    • Vic says:

      Agree! How many movies can he do with the same devil may care, smartest guy in the room attitude? 50 year old hipster. Talk about typecasting. Well judging from the comments as many as he wants but I’m over it. Have been for years and never found him hot. Hemsworth for the win.

      • shaboo says:

        that’s exactly how I feel about him Vic, he’s the same in everything, clipped speech,cocky, sarcastic, “50 year old hipster”

  25. Raised Brow says:

    Nice bulge in the pants, Mark. Thank you.

    • Happy21 says:

      I totally agree 🙂 And here last week we were posting about how he claims he’s not well-endowed…wonder if he was just being modest cause that bulge isn’t nothin’!

  26. Pants says:

    RDJ, yes. Mark Ruffalo, yes. Me, in the middle of that manwich… priceless!

  27. Muniesa says:

    I have such a huge crush on Susan Downey. Come to me baby!

  28. Gene Parmesan says:

    Kaiser i knew you wouldn’t be able to resist Tom Hiddleston Much longer. That man is soooo sexy plus omg his personality makes him even more attractive and affable. I saw a play of his once in London and omg i died from how goodlooking he is

    • GoodCapon says:

      Not to mention intelligent! That man could seduce me in Latin all daaaaayyy…

    • emmabee says:

      rdj’s suit owns everything, but my vote to hiddleston. bc he’s tall and happy and dorky.

      gene parmesan, you are right on about his personality, bc i didn’t really “get” hiddleston. then i watched war horse and he was striking in the short screen time he had. and then i kept encountering evidence he’s nice and funny and charming in interviews & irl (i love when he proclaimed avengers is about loki making bitches kneel down).

    • cc says:

      You’re so, so right about Hiddelston. When I saw Midnight in Paris, I was so obsessed with F. Scott Fitzgerald.

      He’s absolutely *the best* in interviews. He has such a great laugh, he’s incredibly intelligent and always has something interesting to say.

    • T.C. says:

      For real Hiddleston is fine looking.

  29. Delouise says:

    RDJ, coolest dude and hugely talented.
    Love em!

  30. Mirella says:

    I have to go with the Skarsgård men.

  31. Jenna says:

    I’ll take RDJ, Skarsie (Alex, that is), Hemsworth and Chris Evans to go please. 😀

  32. Alexis says:

    Tom Hiddleston – I can’t. He looks like Vincent Kartheiser (Pete from Mad Men) and Pee Wee Herman had a kid.

    And let me just stress again. RDJ really WEARS a suit in a way the others here either can’t or just aren’t tonight.

  33. lucy2 says:

    RDJ is rocking the purple suit. Awesome.

    Did anyone else see Mark Ruffalo on the Colbert Report last week? He’s kind of awesome.

    • Eve says:

      No, I haven’t. But I’m going to google it right now (thanks for the tip — hopefully the video will be available in my region).

      By the way, he’s not kind of awesome…he’s ALL KINDS of it.

  34. Eve says:

    GAH! First reviews say it’s great:

    http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=24524&count=0

    And now I’m going to gloat:

    It seems that everyone loved the film and Hulk was the big attraction. Plus, it has also been confirmed that there’s a surprise scene after the credits, so make sure not to leave the theater early when the movie hits theaters on May 4th.

    Just getting out of “The Avengers” world premiere. Thought the film was major. LOT of action, laughs and surprises. Hulk stole the show.

    Ok, call me corny but my eyes are tearing up at this very moment*.

    *Yes, I’m a geek, whatever…

  35. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Sunrise? Sounds like a day shift stripper!

    Helmsworth would be far more attractive if he butched it up a bit (some chest hair, a five o’clock shadow, etc).

  36. sharylmj says:

    RDJ’s wife Susan Looks fabulous!!! and so Happy!!!! love them!! (he’s not lookin too bad either!! 🙂 )

  37. Stubbylove says:

    RDJ blows them all away. Rock on Iron Man!

  38. NeoCleo says:

    Ruffalo gets my vote.

  39. Hubbahun says:

    The Gruffalo, Hems and Renner (sans shiny suit horror) for the win – the rest leave me stony, stony cold. Don’t get the ASkar thing at all and the Hiddleston NOOOOO!!!! (almost as bad as Fassdong – yeauch!!!!)

  40. foozy says:

    alex ofcourse! but damn, they’re all hot!

  41. Jordan says:

    RDJ definitely knows how to rock a look, he wins hands down. ASkars’ close-up makes him look tired but the pic with him smiling w/ his Dad is yummy. Chris Hemsworth’s 3-piece suit with no tie and open collar is a big NO! Chris Evans doesn’t have the style to wear a suit like that. Jeremy Renner – NO!

  42. Kim says:

    Hey, where is a pic of Joss Whedon? He gets my vote for hottest. Thestuff that goes on in that man’s brain makes him smokin, IMO.

  43. Happy21 says:

    My list in order of hotness (just at this premiere):

    1. RDJ
    2. Chris Hemsworth
    3. Mark Ruffalo
    4. Jeremy Renner
    5. Tom Hiddleston
    6. Chris Evans
    7. Skaarsgard (not too sure what his appeal is, he does nothing for me)

  44. Blue says:

    OMG!! Decisions, decisions. So many fine men. I can’t chose. But Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner are not doing it for me.

  45. Laura says:

    I find absolutely nothing appealing about RDJ. Those ugly sunglasses he wears make me twitch.

  46. Isabel says:

    Is it weird to say that I have a bit of a crush on Stellan? Alex is hot and all, but there is something about Stellan that makes me want to hug him hahahhaa. God, the man has good dna, all his kids are beautiful and he is a charmer!

  47. Nev says:

    Mark is a handsome guy man….

  48. GoodCapon says:

    HIDDLES!!! AND RENNER!! YUMMY!!!

  49. strah says:

    I’ve had a HUGE crush on RDJ since Chaplin. I love that purple suit on him.

  50. Reece says:

    RDJ Always! Every time!

    Tom Hiddleston Running a close 2nd.
    Ruffalo His face wasn’t the first place I looked. All his fault for talking about it!
    Skarsgard I LOVE his dad! *hugs him*
    Evans I like his suit.
    Hemsworth I keep staring at his smooth baby’s bottom chest. Creepy.
    Renner I don’t him yet.

  51. anti-icon says:

    RDJ and Ruffalo, I’ll be seeing you in my dreams, boys. And the others look nice too. Yummy man candies for all!!!

  52. francesca says:

    Tom Hiddleston. All the way. So hot. Love his blue eyes. He always has a wonderful big smile on his face and seems nice. Plus he’s British.

  53. Gwen says:

    The Skarsgårds no doubt.

  54. skuddles says:

    Wow, RDJ is looking hotter than ever!

  55. Ari says:

    Apparently I am a dunce because I had no idea that actor was named Stellan Skarsgard and I love him! I also was re-watching Deep Blue Sea the other night (the shark movie) and saw that name flash by and thought it was some random person who might have been related to Alex and I was like trying the WHOLE MOVIE trying to figure it out. I AM A MORON. This is why I love you Celebitchy, you help keep us lamers up to date LOL 🙂

  56. Lady Lupton says:

    Hiddles, all day, any day.

  57. Ggal says:

    The Skars(plural), Hiddleston and Mark Ruffalo for me! Love RDJ, too.

  58. Camille (The original) says:

    Alex <3, Chris Hemsworth (gorgeous), and RDJ and his Zoolander face lol. My yummy trio :).

  59. Snowpea says:

    Ruffalo, you ruffle my feathers. He always plays exactly the same character, all slow smiles and drawl, but goddamn, that man is SMOKIN’!

  60. the original liv says:

    Chris Evans, first and foremost

    Then Tom Hiddleston, then Alex, then RDJ

  61. Anoni Mus says:

    Chris Hemsworth is very hot, but he should have worn a tie. The open shirt looks skeevy.

    Robert Downey Jr looks great! As other have said, way to rock that suit!

    Alexander Skarsgard has too much lipstick or lipliner on.

    All the others do nothing for me.

  62. jesstar says:

    I can’t with Ruffalo since I caught XX/XY. His character is so slimy it turned me off to him even years later. Kinda like Alan Alda in And the Band Played On. Which means, I guess, that I dont like him for being too good of an actor. Either Chris is doing it for me, & I have to appreciate any man that is not Prince that can rock a purple suit & heels!

  63. maria says:

    a cup of baby skarsgard for my pleeeeaaaseee!

  64. sparkle.burnout says:

    Kaiser! Why did you leave Harry Dean Stanton out of this post? He might not be pretty, but he was the coolest and most interesting person at that event, if you ask me.

  65. I Choose Me says:

    Tom Hiddleston all the way. RDJ while looking sharp in his suit is wearing a bit too much bronzer for my tastes. (His wife though is so pretty) oh and I hate his character Tony Stark. My second vote goes to Chris Hemsworth though I don’t really like his hair here. Normally I’d be all over Chris Evans but that suit…I just can’t.

  66. kris says:

    Dude. Am I the only one who thinks Tom Hiddleston wins “sexiest man” at the premiere? That guy is HOT. Plus he’s English. His Loki in ‘Thor’ was amazing. He gave a great depth to the character thats usually missing from villians. I’m really excited to see him in Avengers.

  67. Liz says:

    There is no question! Robert Downey Jr for the win!