Last week, I covered some cute quotes from boy-crazy Rihanna where all she could talk about was how hot Alexander Skarsgard was when they filmed Battleship. Incidentally, Rihanna is also hot for Liam Neeson too. But I could totally see Rihanna and Alex Skarsgard getting down… if only it wasn’t for one big, blonde problem. The tabloids have been claiming for more than a month that Charlize Theron and Skarsgard have been casually seeing each other. So obviously, Charlize is ready to take down Rihanna. Which sounds like a sexual fantasy of many dudes, right? Rihanna and Charlize, a Jell-O fight for the heart of the Viking. Am I writing p0rn now?
Rihanna wants to sink her fangs into Alexander Skarsgard, and that’s rattled his girlfriend Charlize Theron. Rihanna gushed to reporters, “I had to keep my game face. I could stare at him all day long. I was just watching him on set.”
Rihanna’s public lust has ruffled Charlize’s feathers.
“Charlize isn’t usually the jealous type, but she definitely took notice when she heard Rihanna has her eyes set on Alex,” a source told The Enquirer. “She called him and was very coy, saying she heard that he had a famous admirer. Alex laughed off Rihanna’s comments, but he was secretly pleased that Charlize was a tad jealous.”
“Rihanna may have wanted more than a working relationship with Alex, but it never happened,” adds the source. “It’s Charlize that Alex is still trying to impress. He says there’s no comparison between her and Rihanna.”
[From The Enquirer, print edition]
I tend to think that if anything is happening between Charlize and Alex, it’s of the “casual sex” variety. And I hope that means that Charlize isn’t getting twitchy about Rihanna getting up on her man. It’s just Rihanna – she’s boy-crazy. And she usually only sleeps with the worst ones, you know? Rihanna would never end up with a giant Viking. She hooked up wit Ryan Phillippe and Ashton Kutcher – she’s proven herself unworthy of a Viking.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
If somebody has to worry it is Alex after what Charlize said to Fassbender : “Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time” …
I don’t think so. There was a video of Fassbender from tmz and they asked him about Charlize and her comment and he was kind of just ignoring it. I don’t think she is his type.
Have I accidentally wandered onto fanfiction .net?
I think we both did. This is ridiculous even for the tabloids.
Just what I thought. Is someone in need of pr or something? A lot of stories about something with two people supposedly wishing for privacy..
SURELY Rihanna has an STD by now…ick!
There was a rumor a few years back about Rihanna having herpes.
They’re all afflicted with The Herp in hollywood…
Even though I think this is BS, I would hope that if Alex has a chance to sleep with Charlize that Rihanna wouldn’t even cross his mind..
LOL, the giant Viking!
both women are incredibly HOT.
But in the maturity department Rihanna is a bit lacking…
I LOVE that blue dress. So elegant.
Rhianna might not be his type but men will be men when given the opportunity if you know what I mean. Would Charlize be jealous? I think she’s kind of dong crazy too.
Charlize >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rihanna. That is all.
Exactly!! Rihanna is cute but Charlize is a pure Goddess no men who stand a chance to sleep with Charlize will bat an eye in Rihanna’s direction even if she is dirty dancing naked covered in jellow!! Charlize is a goddess, body face and brain!
but they’re really together ? (i never saw them together)
Me either. No pics no fans seeing them together.
No way in hell anybody would prefer that cheap, nasty yoke over the beautiful, talented and classy LADY Charlize Theron.
A cheap fumble wouldnt be worth it.
Thats like a cheeseburger over steak or Nicole Kidman over Grace Kelly…
I can’t see him dating either of them, but least of all Rihanna. Then again he did date bosworth who tapped every ass that got her publicity as well :-/
Yeah, but even KB looks stable and secure and classy compared to RiRi.
Ah, the Enquirer, the source of all that is factual and truthful.
If there’s anything going on between CT and Alex, it’s probably on the casual level, and I seriously doubt that Alex is going to hook up with RiRi-waaay too many issues. CT has nothing to worry about on that front.
This is a joke, right? The only thing I could see Charlize Theron being worried about is getting an STD if Askars hooked up with Rihanna.
On what planet would CLASS be jealous of TRASH?
Charlize is psycho. Like Halle Berry levels of crazy. Alex would do well to stay far away from all that.
I interviewed her a few years back and she was nothing but lovely, had a bit of a dry sense of humor but lovely none the less. definitely didn’t get batshit crazy vibes…
Please spill what you know 🙂 Lainey says the same thing.
Lainey has said countless times Charlize is a major bitch. Like, on JR level. It is something she has witnessed and her co workers. I remember reading that on one of her write ups about CT and being stunned. She hides it well.
Lainey has been bitter ever since Charlize wouldn’t give her an interview one time. Pay her no mind. She’s the b-word. Everyone else who works and actually knows Charlize raves about how cool and down to earth and funny a person she is.
Is she a little crazy? She saw her dad get shot in front of her. She’s got to be a little troubled. But I don’t think she’s crazy in a bad, unstable way. Her ex boyfriend from Third Eyed Blind said she has no flaws whatsoever. High praise from an ex.
@Devon
Really? Give us deets……
Yeah, this definitely all sounds like fanfic. lol Oy.
That man is a sex god, I just know it!! 🙂 I am so mad about tall, blonde men. Plus I’m South African so that might hold me in good stead once he’s done with Charlize. Hey, I can dream right?
Have the same friends as Alex and have met him numerous times. He would never ever go for Rihanna. The thought of it makes me laugh so hard. Rihanna isn’t his type at all.
I’ll officially jealous of you
I’m*
But would he go for Charlize? Det är frågan..
It could happen. She seems very down to earth and not all about the fame.
@Annika Yep, color me jealous of you! I’ve heard from so many people that he is the kindest, most down-to-earth guy. I’m not surprised that he wouldn’t be down for a romp with Rihanna. She strikes me as the polar opposite of down-to-earth. Anyway, I love the idea of him and Charlize. I hope they make each other insanely happy!
You are right. This sounds like fanfcition. But hey, I’m living my dream! Charsgard!
This entire casual thing reeks of BS. Why don’t people chill out and untwist their panties. If there is something going on it will come out in time. If not whatever.
Well how does Charlize feel Nicole B felt when SHE was ‘gushing’ about Fassy’s penis!. Obviously she was trying to ride him,
Charlize and Fassyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
run away from Skarsgtrashhhhh
WHAT do people see in Skarsgard. He looks so boring!
In person he’s gorgeous. And probably one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. So humble, but so damn funny.
Rihanna needs to go home away from the bottom feeders in show business.Normally in the Caribbean, the visitors who go there act slutty; not the other way round. She needs to find a solid Barbardian and have some beautiful babies and stop showing the world how we party amongst ourselves with our people.Then again it can all be sH**.
Look, I find this slightly plausible in the sense that Charlize and Rihanna are completely different types, physically. I don’t think Rihanna is ASkars type at all, but I could see Charlize looking at her and thinking that some guys are really into curvier, more sexually obvious women.
This is getting pathetic,
I am sorry I for one do not believe Alex and Charlize wil make it to the end of the year.
Is this what Alex wants all the gossip all over again.
This is reminding me of the Kate and Alex PR
days
I really want Alex to date his tb co star Lucy griffiths (Nora ) she is nice and young at 26 and
Really pretty and a brunette
I am so not digging Charlize and I wouldn’t call her his girlfriend just because they went on group outings as dates.
Yes, because dating a co-star wouldn’t would have people complaining about him ‘always’ dating a co-star and it wouldn’t keep him out of the tabloids.
“She’s proven herself unworthy of a Viking.” Love it!
I think this whole dating is a bunch of crap.PR in full works and at it’s best
in 24 hrs it went viral the internet is redhot and hungry for the gossip and couply pictures and it is getting the fandom talking and it is working, there names are well and truly out there every gossip blog, twitter etc
Sure they probably went out with pals no denial in that , so what? Does that mean there dating have they confirmed no? I bet Alexander is seeing and sleeping with other hot chicks why
not he is single and hot property.
Until a wedding ring is on his finger let him enjoy his single life ,
I’m afraid I don’t get this guy’s appeal – maybe it’s more evident on screen, watching him move and talk? On looks alone… not seeing it.
i can’t even concentrate on the story due to photo of the giant viking slouching in that director’s chair with his long legs akimbo.
oh. my. god.
You have such a way with words kate. Made me go back and take a second look… you’re right, those legs are pretty hot 🙂
No licking the monitor!
Alexander Skarsgard is nothing special. The nerdy True Blood girls just watch him on the show and fell in love with his character so they like to fantasize about him and obsess over every detail of his personal life like it’s their business. True Blood is just a show people. He is not his character. He’s not unattractive, but hardly anything to go nuts over.
It is quite obvious that the gossip world is so desperate to find a new Super Couple or some couple to pique the public’s interest. They keep coming out with these random pairings to get the public interested. NONE have stuck. Every week there is a new probable couple being thrown out there. And the silence from the public is deafening. Charlize is very beautiful. But she is missing something that makes people interested in who she is dating or why. Even the adoption was a blip. Nothing more.
You can’t build some super couple. They just happen. something about certain pairings make you want to know more. I don’t think there would be that much interest in Charlize and Alex.. just like the silence when the gossip world tired to make something of her and Fassbender.. It went nowhere. Just like there is not that much interest in who Fassbender is dating or whatever. A few sites will carry stories and some women posting will go all crazy… then it stops there. Never any traction.
OT a bit…I notice that many of the men the women are all gaga over at some point the fade away. Guys are not into them. And without the MALE following they are not going that far.
Wow. Alex isn’t really all that much, is he? Bulb of a nose, dark circles under his eyes, thin lips and a Gollum forehead. What’s with the hype?
I read the actually article and I think she is just speaking in general, I doubt she wants your precious Alex. Scar. he’s okay but a bit feminine looking to me. I think this was taking way out of context like most things circulating the web.
he’s not handsome or cute!!