Sometimes I really do wish that I could just write “NO COMMENT (on this whole mess)” and be done with it. Star Magazine has a completely hilarious story about Beyonce and Jay-Z and how they’re totally ready to try for a second baby. Because Blue Ivy is only three months old and Bey is really happy with how “easy” her pregnancy was, and how “easy” it was to lose the baby weight. Cough. Cough. Mutter. Cough. Something caught in my throat. Truly.
It’s been just three months since Blue Ivy was born, but Beyonce and Jay-Z are already trying for another little one!
“They see no reason to wait,” a source tells Star. “Beyonce has said giving birth and dropping the baby weight was far easier than she thought. Everyone in their circle is saying that another baby could be on the way before you know it.”
In fact, insiders say that’s the reason behind the couple’s recent romantic getaway to St. Barts. “It took them awhile to conceive Blue Ivy, so they don’t want to waste another second,” another source adds.
While the megastars long put music first, Blue Ivy has changed their priorities. “Beyonce and Jay-Z adore being parents, and they’re as hands-on as they possibly can be,” the source says. “Beyonce has found a passion other than music, and it’s being a mom.”
And since Beyonce’s career is on the back burner right now, “it’s in the best interests of both of them to have Beyonce pop out another one before she goes back out on tour,” continues the first source. “If she gets pregnant soon, they will be thrilled. She’ll just extend her break, and next year she’ll have the biggest comeback ever!”
[From Star Magazine, print edition]
So will Beyonce pull a Tori Spelling and get pregnant again two seconds after giving birth? Does Beyonce really have no huge career moves planned? No and no. There have already been legit media reports about Beyonce plotting her “comeback” – it involves a $150 million tour, new albums, filming a movie with Clint Eastwood, and much, much more. Now, I’m not saying that Beyonce can’t do all of that with a pillow firmly strapped on while pregnant. She’s already proven how much she can do while pregnant. Cough. But I’m just saying that it’s probably not going to happen right now.
Some photos of Beyonce and Blue earlier this week in NYC:
Photos courtesy of PCN, Fame/Flynet.
Will probably depend on how quickly the surrogate can get pregnant…….
Hahaha go Sue! perfect comment lol
Wouldn’t it have been more efficient to buy two of them in one go?
Maybe it’s just pillow talk.
Sure. But just in case, I suggest they call the new child Tangerine Vy. Just to keep it trendy.
Hahaha. I see what you did there….
;0)
+1
hahahaha!right!
Giving birth is easy if it was a pillow pregnancy, taking care of a baby is easy with five? six? nannys…
Not to mention ‘losing the baby weight’!
That’s so right!! Everyone could afford a lot of babies if there are 5-6 nannies and you have a surrogate. LOL
Now I get how it was ‘easy’ for Bey.
can’t she let that kid breathe! does it really matter if a pic is taken of the baby?
so self important.
So many pictures being taken of her is too much for a baby that’s not even a yr old…is it a problem that she’s being a protective mom?
Josef Fritzl’s kids saw more daylight than Blue Ivy.
And they shall call it ” the Ivy Blueprint 2 ” because Irish twins are truly a gift and a curse.
ROTFLMAO
Damn the hatered for Beyonce continues. Regardless if she gave birth to Blue Ivy the baby is her, it’s getting old now that people just keep giving her shit. What do you guys want from her? To admit it? Would that make y’all happy?
Agreed. She is a new mother. Thats always a strange time.
Ummm, yeah, that would make me happy.
Yup. It would be a start…
Oh, I’m sorry – is it hurting Beyonce’s feelings that she can’t pimp out her pregnancy to promote her fading album, then switch off the media speculation at will? She CHOSE to make the VMAs all about her bump, instead of (more graciously) stepping back to honour the winning artists.
She’s not new to this game, and as such should know that privacy, once sold to the highest bidder, can never be bought back.
Tapioca, you’re my hero.
Bingo! You hit that right on the head! I have no clue why people continue to protect and take up for this women, I wonder if they really think Bey gives two scraps about them! Plus the Beyonce-fake her pregnancy to one of the comments is not old, as long as she continues to talk about giving birth which she didn’t I’m going to keep talking about how much of a liar she is! ” Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining Bey” I know what time it its.
How come Blue Ivy looks nothing like Jay Z. Kaiser I wish you’d talk about this because it’s bothering me. Lol. I mean the man has strong features. BIG lips. BIG nose. Big eyes. Weird shape of a face, and yet the little girl looks nothing like him. Also, she didn’t give birth but she sure made sure the baby looked like her.
Strongly disagree. I think Blue Ivy is a dead ringer for both JayZ and Beyonce.
@k: Wow, you apparently know nothing about genetics. Are you always shocked watching the Maury show when the baby doesn’t look like the real baby daddy? Just because someone has distinctive features that doesn’t mean they are genetically dominant features. I personally don’t look like either of my parents. But that doesn’t mean I was adopted or something. I’m also only one of 2 redheads in my entire extended family–I’m talking hundreds of people. But red hair is a recessive trait and pops up once in awhile. Beyonce doesn’t look anything like her father–should we assume that he isn’t really her dad? *eyeroll*
poor surrogate. she gets no break, huh?
Oh jeebus. I cannot handle another Bey ‘pregnancy’…please spare us from the charade!
Human baby feet AND a diaper bag? Look at BeyBey finally taking initiative and reading comments on the blog sites, and not her low grade PR team. She needs to make cuts because all they’re doing is sabotaging her career (in favor of Jay’s IMO…).
I think every “article” about BeyBey at this point should have the caption:
“HEY! HEY! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
I strongly agree with about that. May be she really needs attention. But why???? what for?
Whether or not she was pregnant (and I believe she was, sorry!) she clearly adores Blue – and that’s what matters isn’t it?
Not when you hijack the MTV Awards to declare to the world, in the most obnoxious way, that you’re prengant. That is open season. She knows how this works. She knew exactly what she was doing and it just backfired.
But it’s not really hurting anyone, is it? Surely we expect ego-centric behaviour from stars – it goes hand-in-hand. does it really matter when measured against ACTUAl crime?
Hubbahun @ 12:20, no offence, but I think you are on the wrong kind of website…none of Hollywood actually really matters. You could shut own every thread with that post, you know?
“Hijack” the MTV awards? Wow, that is melodramatic. Are you just pissy because Beyonce played the game better than your favorites? Her pregnancy would have gotten tons of attention no matter when she announced it (heck even Hillary Duff’s pregnancy got a lot of attention).
The VMAs are a bunch of PERFORMERS…performing. She made a big announcement in a big way. That doesn’t mean that you get to demand photographic evidence of Blue Ivy crowning.
@Tiffany – thanks, I think you made my point better than I did
@Gia – grow up.
Whoa Tiff, why so aggro? Chill.
*big cough*
yeah, she can. I mean, the first was SO easy.. Just make another pillow-phantom pregnancy and that will be good.
That and, I don’t like her working with Clint. She’s not worth it.
That outfit?? Even for her, the hell?
I really think she was pregnant too.I have said it before,I saw a picture of her near the end with major pregnancy face.And before everyone yells at me,I have had 3.so I kinda know what pregnancy face is,but I can’t stand Beyonce either way.
I also know what major prednisone face looks like, too. I’ve been pregnant and I’ve been on prednisone (not at the same time! sheesh). And I have at least three friends who have also been through that, and honey … that was a prednisone face.
Bey will have another kapok interlude after this baby gets too big to be worn as a fashion accessory. Right now, Blue Ivy is just the right size to draw attention to her mama … she’s like a big piece of jewelry. When BIC grows to the point where her head can no longer be hidden and in fact obscures Beyonce’s face, THEN it’s time for “Operation Foambelly: Part Two.”
It’s all about the timing.
@ sluggo
u absolutely nailed it
Before the pregnancy charade fiasco Beyonce was in the media once in a while, now there is a pic of her every single day, walking around with a doll strapped to her belly. If her publicist is arranging these to save her image, they’re not doing her any favors.
Ugh, something about this whole mess still just gives me the creeps. One second I’m like “oh yeah, she totally pushed that baby out herself” but then I think about the collapsing belly and the weird “pregnancy” style and I’m back to “Girl, that baby did not come out of you”.
I feel the same way as you Franny! Why would she lie about using a surrogate to have her baby? It does not make sense to me!
People are adopting more and more, others use a surrogate, others do not have children, others give birth to their children and adopt, well all of this it is ok, as long as one is not forced into doing it!
I read this long story linked on Gawker about a week ago about what a brilliant promoter Bey is, because she unleashed her Tumblr account. The writer was listing all her possible motivations, blah blah blah. But they never said the most obvious one, which is that there are photos of her in bikinis and pregnant on there. To me it seems blatant that she was sick of the “Bey wasn’t really pregnant” rumors and her publicist started the Tumblr to show prego pics.
She just looks so unnatural as a mother. I mean look at Jessica Simpson. She already has that happy, loving, new mother look. Beyonce = fake
Jessica had her baby?!?where was I?
Maybe she should get pregnant again and dedicate herself solely to motherhood so I don’t have to read/hear about her anymore……who am I kidding? Famewhores never go away
Being Carmen Sandiego is more than just wearing a hat, you have to go hide.
Hahaha. Excellent. +1
(I miss Lynn Thigpen!)
beyondfake pls child who are you kidding…
She always seems to be suffocating that stupid baby!
She has got to stop wearing that hat and those sunglasses – they are so ugly.
Michael K referred to them as ‘Beyonce’s three-blind-mice sunglasses’. It’s all I can see now.
Wonder when the stork will drop this
one….. Shw hides this child like a cappage patch kid..everyone is just not interested
Jay doesn’t seem to know where the eff he is in that picture.
those nails?! seriously?? what mother in their right mind has claws like that with a newborn?!..yea u should buy more kids B..
She is so desperate for attention. Anything to stay in the headlines. SMH. Beyonce go away. People are tired of you.
Hopefully someone will give them a few pregnancy pointers this time…
*Pregnancy bellies don’t collapse when you sit down.
*Pregnancy bellies don’t get bigger then smaller… then bigger then smaller during a pregnancy.
* Women who are 9 months pregnant don’t just skip and jump into SUV’s.
Women going on and on for MONTHS about how another woman handled her pregnancy is EMBARASSING for our entire gender. Can people please get over this absurd conspiracy theory already?
Will people stop with the whole “It was a pillow ” crap. Look at this pic here http://celebkids.whyfame.com/files/2012/01/beyonce_pregnant.jpg. The dress is see-thru and the only underneath you can see is her underwear. She’s isn’t hiding any pillows.
Geeze,thank you!
it could have been a prosthetic really who uses pillows anymore
Did she also get prosthetic boobs? Look at how big they are here http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beyonce-2.jpg
Ummmm, what’s wrong with the babies legs in the 1st pic? It looks like the baby has nude stockings on or something? Kinda like the lining you see on the side of dolls legs.
^ ^ yes, this. First thing I noticed. Maybe all you can have from a pillow is a doll? Or maybe the nannies hand her a doll for laughs, to see how long it takes for her to catch on. Doorway? SUV? Cafe?
How exhausting is that to be a mother of a 3 month old baby?
You barely get to sleep, you have so much work taking care of him/ her and the last thing on your mind is if you lost the weight and how easy was the pregnancy.
Who cares?
At this point she is supposed to be wraped around caring for a small baby and if she plans on getting back to work- on thinking how she will juggle it all.
Even if she has 2 nannies, who is waking up during the night?
She still must be working hard even with help as I assume she does spend time with her and has to take care of the baby, and that is a lot of work, even if you have help.
I used to walk for hours with a crying baby during the evening due to colic and there are many more challenges that each parent face, even if they help.
Wham bam thank you mam! Surrogate City!
Lean on me, ma.
She’ll have time to do another tour, album,clothing line blah blah blah. It’s easy, when you can pay someone else to have a kid for you!
This is another story I find hilarious. I also love the Beyonce Stans who are always defending her tired lies. She is annoying I hope her career fails since she’s had a kid, I mean look at so many stars who had children to become relevant again! Careers as dead as a door knob! Beyonce and Jay-Z are a very egotistical power couple, who time will come.
Somewhere between Pier 1 and Ramour and Flanningan lies “baby” number2.
Ha ha! I love that NOBODY buys the Beyonce pregnancy thing!
Lol look at the very first picture of Beyonce carrying her “baby”. They forgot to airbrush the lines of plastic off of the sides of the dolls feet.