Hmm… I feel like Gerard Butler is trying to convince us that he’s okay. After spending his post-rehab time going from party to party, event to event, looking worse and worse and reportedly still enjoying some alcoholic beverages, Gerard Butler took his sleaze to a new level at Coachella. Page Six claimed that Butler probably/maybe hooked up with a “mystery brunette” in a Porta-Potty. And then several other outlets claimed Gerry was all kinds of wasted at Coachella too. But now there seems to be a concerted campaign to make Gerry look like he’s “settling down”. First, People Mag reported this:
Always the ladies man, Gerard Butler had no problem finding a woman to occupy his time on Tuesday when he headed out to Agency night club in Hollywood with two guy pals.
“I’m not sure where his friends wandered off to, but this mystery brunette definitely had his full attention as Gerard stayed by her side the entire time he was at his table,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. “They were flirting and dancing to the DJs.”
Although he appeared to be enjoying himself, he seemingly did so without alcohol.
“I don’t think he was drinking,” the source says. “He was carrying bottled water that he casually sipped.”
Another “mystery brunette”. Or perhaps the same one? Why do they keep referring to Gerard’s one-night-stands as “mystery brunettes”? Is it because he doesn’t even remember their names? Because they all look alike? Or because this is actually the same mystery brunette? It’s just a theory I have – I have nothing to back that up. Anyway, E! had a similar report too – Gerard was at Agency, he was “seen cozying up to a mystery brunette… Butler and his mystery gal were flirting while enjoying the DJ’s music and hanging out with his groups of friends. Butler wasn’t drinking, but rather sipping on water.” E! News also says that they didn’t leave together… which is fine. Gerry tries not to leave nightclubs with his pieces. I’m guessing they made a plan to met up later at his place. Either that or he banged this girl in the bathroom of the nightclub. Right?
I guess the important thing is that Gerry wasn’t wasted, and we’re supposed to believe that he just falls in love really easily and everything is fine and of course he’s never banged a chick in a Porta-Potty. OF COURSE NOT.
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How the hell do you CASUALLY sip bottled water? As opposed to what??
Exactly. Too try-hard.
Honestly there is too much mystery around all these “mystery women”… much ado about nothing.
He’s clearly a sex addict so I don’t see how being with a brunette is supposed to be positive press.
The ‘sipping on water’ reminds me of the endless pap shots of LiLo with only a bottled water in her hand. An alcoholic can and will put a pint of vodka in a water bottle.
His clothes are too small
In the second picture down, it looks like his head is oversized for his body. Mr. Big Head I shall call him. Or else he is just strutting like a chicken.
i used to think “ohh what a healthy people come to dance here, everyone is carryng a bottle of water” till my friend told me “naif girl, they´r taking extasis or something like that to get high ”
Gerry Gerry… 🙁
This made me laugh SO HARD. I probably wouldn’t have even thought twice about it, but it reminded me of all your theories on Gerard Butler.
It’s an interview with Guy Pearce and he talks about when he was filming in Serbia and all the locals were comparing him to Gerard and how much he was a drinker, partier, womanizer etc.
If you go to hulu, search for ‘Popcorn with Peter Travers’. Skip to around 4:30min.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/350531/popcorn-with-peter-travers-guy-pearce-talks-lockout-and-prometheus
Fingers crossed maybe one day I’ll be that ” mystery brunette ” . (not likely)I still love and stalk Gerry though . 😀
Compare him to Jamie Foxx and Jason Statham. Both his age. They look so much healthier than he does, though I’m sure they party as well. Fox and Statham are incredibly fit, without the freakish weight gain and losses. They also don’t dress like homeless people. They don’t look sweaty, pale, hyper.
He is so obsessed with brunettes with dark/tanned/olive skin tones.
What are us blondes and redheads to do? (Obviously just watch). No playtime for us.
no matter what. I shall always be a fan of Gerry’s.
Eh..what nightclub/bar sells bottled water? Don’tcha always get it in a glass?
Damn it Gerry, why can’t you live up to my incredibly high expectations of you!!!!???? You’re supposed to save yourself for me!!!!
Well, I don’t think there is anything that can make me not be a fan after seeing these:
PLEASE CLICK FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!
He’s a very hard worker, hilarious and a sweet soul:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaK_h2VqUb8&feature=relmfu
PT2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBDFdzFBlD8&feature=relmfu
He is human people!
GOOD LUCK TO YOU GERRY, WHATEVER YOU’RE GOING THROUGH, HOPE YOU’LL COME OUT OF IT IN ONE PIECE!!
More importantly, does the chick in the third pic down, with the yellow shirt, have six toes?
This GB stuff is a PR hot mess. He’s been staying out of sight again recently, so it’s anyone’s guess what the real story is. It’s getting old.