Update: picture removed by lawyerly request.

– More Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes wedding pictures. They’re a dime a dozen now. [I’m Not Obsessed]
– And there are even more at Mollygood! Jesus, I mean Xenu. [Mollygood]
– Guess I was wrong about Britney staying home last night. The paps at Celebrity Puke caught her trying to pump gas into the driver’s side of her car while Paris was inside. [Celebrity Puke]
– K-Fed was sleeping with a porn star while he was still with Britney, according to Star magazine [popbytes]
– Britney Spears was supposed to record with Pharrell Williams but she ditched her professional responsibilities to hang out with Paris [Hollyscoop]
– Paris Hilton spent some quality time at Kinkos. How much you want to bet she Googled herself? [DListed]
– 16 year-old Frank Gotti was busted with Rush Limbaugh’s drug of choice, Oxycontin, and some pot after he ran a stop sign in a rental car [Agent Bedhead]
– Bruce Willis gets all diva over the fact that he can’t have a rootbeer [CityRag]
– Christian Slater’s divorce is final [ICYDK]
– Micheal Jackson wants to do charity in Africa [CelebSlam]
– Pamela Anderson posts a new message on her blog about her divorce with Kid Rock, urging us all not to speculate for the sake of her children. [Haute Gossip]
– Julia Roberts talks about motherhood on Oprah [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Soap opera “All My Children” is going to feature a transgender character [Suicide Girls]
– Interview with playboy playmate Mia Troche [Bastardly]
– Salma Hayek striptease scenes [Popoholic]
– Tracy Morgan refused to take a plea deal for his recent DWI arrest and is going to court [Socialite’s Life]
– Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter are officially an item [Hollywood Rag]
– Rihanna wears really tight short shorts during a recent performance but somehow manages to avoid a vag slip with a carefully placed sticky disc [Hollywood Tuna]