– Cameron Diaz says she’s perfect [DListed]
– But that didn’t stop her from getting her nose fixed [IDLYITW]
– Sofia Coppola had a baby girl [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Jessica Simpson as a surgically enhanced frog [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Snoop Dogg was arrested with pot, cocaine and a gun in his car. He even had a nifty hidden compartment. [CelebGuru]
– K-Fed cheated on Britney with a porn star, but chances are the woman had more dignity than his wife. [Derek Hail]
– Here are the latest Britney crotch shots. Yes, I know you’re sick of them too. [Egotastic]
– Now that Britney’s schooled on the ways of the media, Paris was freed up to hang out with her old BFF Nicole [Into Gossip]
– The NY Post ran a picture of LohitneyParis on the cover with the title Bimbo Summit! [Metadish]
– Naomi Watts works out at the same gym as Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow. [Celeb-Diet]
– Rihanna promotes Clinique [Pop on the Pop]
– Now that Nicole Richie dumped her as a stylist, Rachel Zoe should move on to fresh young meat [Best Week Ever]
– The many faces of fashion models [Bastardly]
She’s a perfect donkey’s butt. CD is one woman who takes herself too seriously. She’s a freaking aktress! She cannot hold down a decent job. Face it, the woman is a LOSER!
The Rachel Zoe link and Jessica Simpson as a frog are too funny.