Can you believe that the E! reality show Living Lohan was more than four years ago? I’ll admit that I only have vague memories of it. I don’t think I ever watched an entire episode. Much like the Kardashian shows, I only caught a few minutes here and there, enough to get a glimpse of the cracked-out Lohan Lifestyle. Well, we’re all in for a treat because Dina Lohan is BACK. TMZ reports that Dina got a gig on a new VH1 show called Hollywood Exes. The problem? Dina isn’t even a full-time cast-member. And she’s not really a famous “ex” either – meaning her ex-husband, the vagina-kicker known as Michael Lohan, isn’t really a star or a real celebrity. So what does it all mean?

Dina Lohan will share a state with the ex-wives of Prince, Will Smith, R. Kelly and Eddie Murphy on a new reality show. To quote “Sesame Street,” “One of these things is not like the other.”

The VH1 show is called “Hollywood Exes.” We found out Dina is shooting several episodes, but is not a full-blown member of the cast. Sources connected with the show tell us … producers brought Dina in because she’s friends with members of the cast and she can “spice things up.”

But here’s the problem. In the spice department, Dina’s cupboard is bare, because Lindsay Lohan will NOT be appearing on the show.

On the bright side, Dina can give lots of child-rearing tips.

[From TMZ]

Quick, who was Will Smith married to before Jada? I have no idea. R.Kelly’s first wife? Dunno. So… that show seems pretty budget. I wonder how much VH1 is paying these women. I bet it’s significantly less than Bravo’s Real Housewives.

Zap2It also reports that Dina is going to appear in yet another VH1 show – something called DramaMamas. According to their sources, Dina will be seen “launching her first Broadway-bound musical … and will showcase the incredible talents of young performers and their DramaMamas, hovering not far behind.” For the love of God. Can we just have a real documentary series about these tragic stage mothers and their horrendous parenting skills, and how badly they screw up their children?

PS… Yes. Someone actually allowed Dina Lohan to hold their baby. They probably told Dina it was a bottle of Scotch, that way they knew she wouldn’t drop it.

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