– Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have not bought an English mansion near the Scientology British headquarters [Socialite’s Life]
– But TomKat has come home from their honeymoon with the head of Scientology due to bad weather [DListed]
– Britney didn’t even attempt to cover up her snatch, and the mainstream news is talking about it [I’m Not Obsessed]
– All the traffic on everyone’s gossip blog has gone up, and people are all “where’s the Britney pictures? where’s the Britney pictures?” Shove your face in Britney’s high res snatch, people, it’s out there waiting for you. [Mollygood]
– Britney Spears and her crotch killed the Internet [Agent Bedhead]
– I thought Paris was calling all the shots and that she’d kind of dissed Britney, but they were hanging out again partying last night and PopSugar thinks Britney’s the one with the power. [PopSugar]
– Britney’s birthday is tomorrow, and she may be planning something for the Billboard awards with Paris. She’s rather dumb, but even dogs can be smart [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Jude Law ate a fresh goat kidney so as not to offend a Masai family he was visiting [Suicide Girls]
– Inside Clay Aiken’s well-decorated bachelor pad [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Matt Damon says he tries to be boring to avoid media attention, but is still game for a lapdance from Hugh Jackman [Oh La La Paris]
– Nelly Furtado is Jennifer Connelly’s ugly pirate sister [yeeeah]
– Dina Lohan confirmed that Lindsay is going to AA [Evil Beet]
– Jessica Simpson’s gum is on eBay, and it’s selling for over $100 at this point [IDLYITW]
– Salma Hayek’s smoking hot black bag [Chic Mommy]
– The lost episode of Seinfeld [Tabloid Whore]
– Recreate Eva Green’s look from “Casino Royale” [Lady Licorice]
– Ralph Fiennes is farking Ellen Barkin [Gabsmash]
– Retro celebrity style [CityRag]
– Sandra Bullock says she’s not pregnant [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Fergie doesn’t realize the importance of beauty sleep [Hollywood Tuna]
– The Bastardly’s trip to Argentina is entirely tax deductible thanks to the local bikini contest they attended [Bastardly]
– Jennifer Garner in Elle. I freaking love her. [popbytes]
– Did Kimora Lee Simmons have a lesbian lover? [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Johnny Depp is practicing his singing serial killer moves for his upcoming movie at home and is freaking his family out [ICYDK]
Her handbag is AMAZING!!!!!!!
I like her outfit but her smile is fake.. is it me or she doesn’t look happy here or on other honeymoon photos?
I think it is you, they look perfectly o.k and content, I think you are used to their grins. I love Suri and her outfit, I am glad they are back, I like pictures of them, I only blog them and the middle east crisis, they are intriguing. There are more pictures on kATIEHOLMES,COM where they seem happier.
Suri will soon be taller than Tom
OMG! It made me wonder about the nice older gay gentleman I met at the video store one day.
He said something like “Everyone knows that Tom can’t have kids, that baby is his cousin’s.”
I thought it was just him talking even though he did say it like he had some kind of inside knowledge. When I saw pics in the Star this week I really started to think…
Now, all I’m saying is that she looks an awful lot like Bill Mathoper…check the mouth, eyes, even under the eyes/cheeks.
I think either Bill donated the DNA or else Mr. Cruise himself is not shooting blanks after all.
http://www.mychocodile.com/Project0.jpg
Come on John, If I were gay, I would want Tom to be gay, and being gay and shooting balnks are two differernt things you can be gay and have kids! I have never thought Tom was gay since there was no evidence to support it, but I really thought he shot blanks since I had evidence- he never had kids i two marriages, I guess we may have been wrong.
After all the thories that the child is not his, she starts looking a lot like him and a new theory surfaces that she is now bill mapthers kid, come on that is clutching at straws, bow gracefully and admit we may have been wrong, I mean that is her uncle and so it is expected to have a resemblance with him. Interesting theory though. I wonder if Tomkat read this trash!!