After spending the last two months in an endless cycle of booze, car accidents, arrests and would-be, should-be arrests, Amanda Bynes has issued a statement about her tendency to drink-and-drive, and about her DUI charge. That statement was made via her Twitter:
YES. She tweeted President Obama and asked him nicely, “Please fire the cop who arrested me.” ARE YOU JOKING? I hope to hell she was high and drunk when she tweeted that, because if she was stone-cold sober, I’ll have to think that she’s a flat-out moron. Besides all that, her denial of “I don’t drink” and “I also don’t hit and run” is bulls–t. Does she think people will believe her over the mounting evidence that she hits-and-runs on a now weekly basis?
Anyway, Amanda seems to have tweeted this nonsense in direct response to a misdemeanor charge being filed against her officially. This misdemeanor DUI charge is related to her original arrest on April 6 – where she (drunkenly) SMASHED INTO A COP CAR. Upon her arrest, she refused to complete a Breathalyzer, so I guess Amanda’s justification for her consistently horrible driving in the wee hours (after she’s been clubbing and bar-hopping) is that she’s simply a horrible driver. If she’s convicted (I hope), she’ll face 48 hours in jail, three years probation and a nine-month alcohol program. And that’s basically it. Because California is soft on drunk drivers.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and PCN.
what. a. mess. it’s sad really….she used to be adorable.
and please mr obama, send me his head on a silver plate
Anybody else notice in the 3rd pic…the bandaids?
That’s just sad!
She’s probably looking at LiLo’s big “comeback” and figures…hey it worked for Lyndsay why not for me too?!?!
Not to annoyingly bring up an unrelated celeb in a thread that has nothing to do with her BUT why do we irrationally hate on girls like K-Stew when THIS Amanda Bynes chick (who is a legitimate brat) exists? Sorry but this chick seems like a complete moron and a spoiled, narcissistic jerk. Yeah, Amanda-I’m sure Obama is putting your “request” at the top of his list. *eye roll*
It’s a good point, Kitten. I do try to stay out of the Kristen bashing, even though she is annoying and I really have to remind myself to be nice. But, you’re right, there are far more worthy people to critique, particularly ungrateful, entitled brats who are incapable of taking responsibility for themselves. This one has now put herself right into focus. She’s fair game.
Thanks, Sarahtonin. Yeah I mean, I’m not trying to be up-front and center with the Kristen-defending. Not a Twi-hard or anything but I just think we should transfer the bulls-eye from Kristen to Bynes, KK, Lilo or anyone other celebasshole really…Although, I must admit that there’s no shortage of hatred towards Kim and Lindsay on this site 🙂
I’m with you on this, Kitten. I do think like this already. Well, I don’t really respect any of them to be honest, they are all famewhores who play the media. But some are worse than others and really are deserving of flack, eg Lohan, Me!Ann, KK, and now Bynes etc.
As long as we can still have no limits on Tom Cruise bashing though, I’m happy. Because if anyone deserves it, he does. Apart from being a control-freak, he has actually ruined other people’s lives promoting CO$, not just his own like Blohan. For that, he deserves all we can give.
ASLI! How are you, girl? 🙂
Exactly. And the thing is that everyone calls Kristen an ungrateful brat. THIS Bynes girl is the DEFINITION of an ungrateful brat. Self-absorbed and excusatory about everything she does. Kristen Stewart might be a bit awkward at times but she isn’t a brat IMO.
I find them BOTH to be bratty and annoying, in different ways. How’s that?
@ DeltaJulia- Fair enough. I just think not taking responsibility for a DUI ranks MUCH higher on the list of offenses than excessive use of the f-bomb in an interview. *shrugs*
@TheOriginalKitten – +1. I agree with you.
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I completely agree, Kitten!
She’s either on drugs or crazy (or both).The end.
hahha, good one Brin!
Dumb ass bitch take some responsibility for your actions
Oops double post
She also seems to have flunked civics class if she thinks the Prez has hiring authority at the LAPD.
thanks for my morning chuckle.
Exactly what I was thinking! She should have paid more attention in high school… Oh wait, she was too drunk or stoned.
Wasn’t the president specifically hired to take care of this sort of thing? I’m going to send him a tweet about my problems, too:
Hey @BarackObama….I’m really hungry. Please fire the cashier at McDonald’s who forgot my fries. I paid for them but they’re not in the bag. The end.
lol awesome
Hilarious!
Wow, this is delusional. And so stupid, she is close to Lohan territory.
+1
What an absolute idiot.
OMG! Can you imagine the reaction of the Obama haters if he did?
She’s young and silly. It’ll pass.
I really think she’s just crazy. Oh and the dead eyes she has makes me think she’s been abused there is NO EXCUSE for drinking and driving but I think this girl needs help.
Yeah I think this is beyond her just making a little joke…This one’s got more issues than a magazine subscription.
LMAO!!!! That’s hilarious.
I think she’s got mental issues, too. No one in their right mind would send a tweet like that.
Really hope she was kidding about the President but for some reason I don’t think she was…
Okay, I don’t know why, but I believe her that she doesn’t drink. Maybe I am naive.
Here is a cold hard fact.
Had Amanda not been drinking, she would have done the Breathalyzer. Period.
It is not against the law to be a moron who can’t drive. And even hitting the dang cop car, would have just ended with her insurance company paying to have it repaired.
Yet being buzzed and clipping a parked cop car, will not end well.
But she knew she had been drinking. The bar knew she had been drinking. And she refused the Breathalyzer because she knew she would fail it.
And if Bynes keeps up this indignant act. She is going to end up spending a few weeks in LA county lockup. Just like Paris Hilton did for being just as stupid and indignant.
The delusion is strong with this one
Am I the only one who is seriously grossed out by all the peeling plasters on her feet?
NO, I noticed that too even before I read the article.
I have no clue what this chick is famous for, never heard of her until all her driving drama started.
Definitely think she’s the next Lohan 2.0
What’s wrong with her having band-aids on her feet? I don’t like her, but I don’t see how that’s disgusting…
Samigirl-You’ve commented here long enough to notice the prowling Mani/Pedi Police right?
Just for the record-I’m a runner and if you guys think Bynes’ feet are gross, I’m pretty sure you would all throw up if you saw mine. 🙂
Put it this way: band-aids are the least of my feet problems….
Ahhhh. See, I run too, and I know what you’re saying. We will leave it at that, lol.
So sufficed to say we’ll have to give up our dream of becoming foot models huh? 🙂
LOL! I could be a model of what a foot model SHOULDN’T be. I’m considering doing the barefoot running…I don’t even want to think about what my poor tootsies are going to look like then!
I hope she get arrested, because she’s a total idiot.
I feel like she is inching toward her breakdown.. it’s really sad, she is actually a talented comedian.
If she’s not drunk driving, she’s doing a perfect imitation of a drunk driver – including refusing any test when asked by law enforcement. That means a 1 year license suspension, but if she’s not drunk she’s the worst driver in the world and should be permanently off the road. I think she’s delusional if she thinks anyone, including Obama, believes she’s stumbling out of bars and getting into wrecks and there is no connection between the two… well good luck with that. Sad & stupid is no way to go through life.
Imo, if you refuse any sobriety testing at all, you’re guilty.
Samigirli, I couldn’t figure out how to respond directly to your barefoot running post, but don’t do it. I tried it with the Vibrams and it made my feet worse. I had to get expensive, custom orthotics as a result. My orthopedist explained that some people are able to do it; however, some feet are not mechanically and structurally able to without making problems worse. Just my two sense.
That makes me sad, but thank you for telling me!
I think the girl’s fried one too many brain cells.. Don’t drink, drive and hit a cop car and you won’t be charged with a misdemeanor.. Idiot
Nice bandaids all over her feet. Very classy. This is why you should wear the shoes around the house and break them in first…
I follow her and when I saw that I just sat there for a minute…..what?!
Not being drunk doesn’t mean she wasn’t under the influence. There’s all types of drugs she could have been on.
Put down the attitude, the bottle, the keys and the phone, chick.
daddy issues
Kind of off topic, but her face is so puffy..like, in a weird way. Her body is still small, but her face has blown up..I guess it’s the side effects of drugs/alcohol. Sad sad.
No. She’s just got a big face. I used to take my niece to her movies, but all of a sudden when she grew up, hit like 18, her face was big. On the big screen it was noticeable. I knew then she wouldn’t transition to movies as an adult actress. Her career dying after working throughout her tween/teen years must have affected her. She would be better as a TV actress, but with her odd behavior it isn’t helping her career.
This Moonfaced Bitch Be Crazy!!
If she had any brain cells left, she would shut up, do whatever the courts tell her to do, and try to move on. Be the anti-Lohan. But nope, she’s continuing to prove herself an entitled brat.
Delusion and/or drugs.
Look up trainwreck in the dictionary and you’ll see her picture. Damn, Disney!
Dear Amanda-think about staying home on the weekends and getting off the grid. At the very least, re-cancel your Twitter account. Also, you need better fitting shoes. Love, everyone.
Gurl, you better were drunk or strung out on something when you had these multiple accidents. Cause if you were sober at that time you must be the suckiest driver on earth…and they should revoke your license. ASAP.
Again, Amanda, DUI stands for Driving Under the Influence in the state of California (that’s where you live). It doesn’t HAVE to be alcohol; could be street drugs, could be prescription drugs; could be a combination of them. (And there’d better be some mind-altering reason you tweeted that dumbass thing to the POTUS!)
And if you’re not drinking, what substance are you using, because DAMN. Sober people generally don’t HIT A COP CAR, PERIOD. But then, to drive off like nothing happened?
Get your act together, girl!
Cali’s not “soft on DUI’s.” LA County sure seems like it, but only for the “famous” people. Now, juxtapose that with the story of the SD Charger who was arrested by the SD Sheriffs for DUI IN HIS OWN CUL-DE-SAC! (There some other circumstances, I believe – it’s been awhile.) Not ALL of Cali is like LA.
Remember my story on the last AB thread? The one about one of my residents who got a DUI? Her life was nearly ruined by her stupid, drunken choice, and she didn’t hit ANYBODY.
LA county had a pilot program where anyone arrested for DUI at .08%+ automatically has to get an ignition interlock device (breathalyzer) installed in their care for a certain amount of time before they can have their license back. No exceptions. Don’t have a car? Too bad. Suspended until you get it.
GOOD! Now they just need to implement that for EVERYBODY, not just pick and choose around the “celebs.”
If she really refused upon arrest then she’s automatically got a one year suspension from CA DMV’s Admin Per Se laws. If she’s got any priors that number goes up.
Sweetie, kindly leave drinking to people who can actually afford to lose braincells. Please.
Well said!
What a delusional, entitled piece of crap. Career over. The end.
Remember when she was on All That?? Its so sad to see her like this. I wonder what happened to her to make her go all loony. Maybe she always was.
I think she sees how well things are going for Lindsay,so she probably figured, “That could work for me too”, and hopes this will revive her career.
Haha I hope you’re wrong, but sadly you probably aren’t.
I think that she is just trying to become relevent again. Obviously, Lindsay is her role model!!!
THIS broad…
If that tweet is a joke she should retire from acting, again, and start writing comedy cuz girly can bring the laughs.
Sadly, I’m thinking it has more to do with her delusions and general lack of intelligence than some abundance of writing skills.
“The end” is best part imo, a reminder how hopelessly stupid and immature this washed up “call girl” really is.
It’s all very easily explained. Her FATHER was interviewed and ANGRILY stated his daughter NEVER DRINKS, and would ESPECIALLY never drink and drive!!!! It’s that nature/nurture theory in psychiatry: the genetic predisposition of inheriting a delusional disorder, reinforced with environmental training. Poor schmuck didn’t stand a chance.
The only idiots here are the California cops who continually let her get away with this crap. They should be fired for THAT!
Yes, because President=king. idiot idiot idiot. And I should stop before I get really pissy. Leaving.
Oh good god. I mean…..like does really think Obama is in charge of what cops get hired/fired? I think he more important issue to deal with sweetie.
I just……
like…..
what?????? LOL.
Classic. I needed that laugh.
drinking will not help her already puffy face.
This girl is just terminally stupid…
This dumbo thinks Obama can do something about her DUI?
DUI = Driving Under the Influence
That doesn’t always mean alcohol sweetie, it could mean drugs too.
Whatever she is on, it sounds like it is affecting her ability to think logically.
Opiates. To dull the pain of The Schneider.
OK…she’s never getting a legitimate job again. Lohan isn’t even that dumbarse. What was she thinking?
What a piece of work! She could have killed someone!
Where I live if you don’t agree to be tested, it’s automatically 6 mos suspenion of your licence.
Dollar to dounuts….the next reality show is going to star Lilo, Amanda, Taterhead 2…I’m telling ya…ratings gold people!
In Texas you have to submit to a breathalizer or else it’s a forced blood test.
Same in MN. If you don’t take the breathalyzer they take you into custody for a blood test.
Actually, this is kind of funny (but only because she’s better now) – when my cousin was a teenager she became an alcoholic. She was arrested for a DUI and wouldn’t do the breathalyzer on scene. She was booked in jail for being difficult and uncooperative, and they were going to give her one more chance to do the breathalyzer before making her do the blood test. She yelled all kinds of obscenities and told them where they could shove the breathalyzer, demanded a snack because she was hungry and wanted to know why they didn’t have a vending machine, started kicking and yelling even worse things when they restrained her, and then had to read the transcript of what she had said aloud in court. Talk about embarrassing. That was her last brush with the law, and 6 years later she’s doing great, a college graduate, etc. I think that kind of humiliation, of having to read aloud what you said when you were out of your mind high or drunk and acting like a complete tool, is exactly what some of these starlets need.
THE LOCATION: THE OVAL OFFICE.
PRESIDENT OBAMA: “So, what’s on the schedule for today?”
CHIEF OF STAFF: “Well, this morning you have a meeting with the economic council on the stock market, a delegation from the mid-east around noon, a meeting with the attorney general regarding court cases this afternoon, and a tweet from Amanda Bynes. She wants you to fire the cop who arrested her for a DUI.”
PO: “Amanda Bynes? Is that the drunk stoner doing the Lifetime movie?”
COS: “No, sir. That’s Lindsay Lohan.”
PO: “Oh, it’s the boozehound doing the Voice, right?”
COS: “No, sir. That’s Christina Aguilera. ”
PO: “Wait, is this a picture of Amanda here?”
COS: “No sir, that’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Hillary was watching Ghostbusters in the Ready Room last night.”
PO: “Well, I don’t have time to deal with some has-been actress. Have Napolitano deal with it.”
ONE HOUR LATER, IN THE OFFICE OF LA MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA:
VILLARAIGOSA: “What the heck is this order I just got from the Department of Homeland Security?”
SECRETARY: “Sir, it appears the White House wants you to fire that cop who arrested Amanda Bynes.”
V: “Amanda Bynes? Who the f*ck is that? Is that the drunk stoner doing the Lifetime movie?”
S: “No, sir. That’s Lindsay Lohan.”
V: Oh, it’s the boozehound doing the Voice, right?”
S: “No, sir. That’s Christina Aguilera.”
V: “Wait, is this a picture of Amanda here?”
S: “No sir, that’s the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Jerry Brown was watching Ghostbusters in the downstairs bar last night.”
V: ” I don’t have time to deal with this loser. Get me LAPD Chief Charlie Beck.”
ONE HOUR LATER:
LAPD CHIEF BECK: “Officer Smith? Are you the one who arrested Amanda Bynes on a DUI?”
OFFICER SMITH: “Amanda Bynes? You mean the chick who does drugs like Lindsay Lohan, smells like Christina Aguilera, and has a bloated face like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man? Yeah, I arrested her.”
BECK: “Okay. Next time you arrest Bynes, confiscate her cell phone. That’s an order.”
SMITH: “Yes sir. “
You just made my day!
Comic gold! Thanks for the laugh!
Ah ha ha! Gold star!
Sounds like a bender of coke or meth. In her mind it was pefectly reasonable thing to do. It’s totally somthing the Craken would do too. Just claim she doesn’t drink & *poof* it never happened & how dare you not believe her. It actually reminds me of when Lilo tweet/asked Chanel to send her “stickers” for her ankle moniter. Because Chanel makes stickers, right :-\
On one hand I feel bad for her but holy hell, she’s completely crazy now. This train wreck is going to be wild.
You really could’ve seen this coming, though. When her career didn’t really work out the way she wanted to, she crashed hard (on to a bed of… coke? Yes, yes?).
Look, Amanda. You’re not 18. You’re a real adult. So put on your big girl panties and start acting like one. Yes, you have problems that need help. And therapy. And as an adult, you are fully capable of booking yourself some appointments with a therapist, checking yourself into rehab, or whatever it is you need to do. Stop blaming other people for your issues – it’s not going to help you heal from whatever you’re hurting from.
I’m never sure what to think about those breathalyzer things. How do you know if the motuhpiece is clean? I wouldn’t like being told to put something in mymouth when I didn’t know where it had been!
This girl has still fried her brain tho.
They usually give you a field sobriety test first before they administer a breathalizer. If you are under the influence of something, I doubt your gonna care if the mouthpiece is sanitized, but I would think that they would be to avoid contamination of the results.
@Skeptical – “ How do you know if the motuhpiece is clean? I wouldn’t like being told to put something in mymouth when I didn’t know where it had been!”
I agree, not only for the gross factor, but for the chances of contaminated results of the test. I was looking online to see about whether the police are held responsible for keeping the machines clean after each use, but couldn’t find anything.
The closest I found was that some models have a detachable mouth-piece that is removed & replaced with a new one after every use. But not all of them are like that.