Another day, another post devoted to photos of Lindsay Lohan playing the most cracked-out version of Elizabeth Taylor ever. At least Lindsay’s crack-boobs are covered up in these photos, although you can tell that she’s hyper-aware of the paparazzi and she’s trying to give them some poses. Quick question: does this entire Lifetime movie take place on a boat? Because they only seem to be filming scenes on this damn boat. I guess this pier is supposed to be standing in for Italy, London, Greece, and everywhere else Liz & Dick’s romance took them. It’s kind of sad.
Let’s talk about the costumes for this production. Yesterday, we saw that ill-fitting, unfortunate swimsuit, and now we’re looking at some retro 1960s pieces, including what appears to be a silk scarf doubling as a turban. Now, I’m a huge fan of Elizabeth Taylor, and I’ve seen lots of photos of her from this time period. Her casual, everyday style was like this – mod shifts, Capri pants, easy little sandals, scarves-as-turbans. So, while some of the costumes might be technically correct, it’s also about how a woman wears it. Elizabeth looked glamorous and chic every day during this time period. She didn’t look like a bloated crackie who chain-smoked and tweaked every two seconds.
Something just occurred to me – the production is going to have to replicate some of Elizabeth’s most famous jewelry, aren’t they? I hope to God they don’t borrow any real pieces, because the crackhead will crack-heist them.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.
Love photo #3 with the cigarette hanging out of the Cracken’s mouth with the make-up artist covering up one of the her tattoos. Pure class and understated elegance
I think they are covering up her needle marks and cutting scars. She has them in the same spot under that tattoo, I think.
How do we all get the same thought at the same time?
She is so nasty and the double chin is in full effect. Feels good to be back in gossip land and bitchy about the Screeee!
OTOH, Boston’s weather sucks big balls compared to the beaches of CA. I’m having my first day tantrum.
Welcome back Tiffany 🙂
How long are you in Boston for? Weather is dire here in Melbourne too, much rather be in CA on the beach as well. As long as it is nowhere near Marina Del Rey and that mess above.
OTiff, you’re back! Hope everything went well! Sorry about the weather. Must be quite a shock!
WHOOPSIE, wrong spot.
Lady D, how so Angel? Why is your little bottom not there? Show yourself, GIRL! Bessy and Belle post over there now, why haven’t you?
Mornin Ladies
More pics of this twit looking less and less like Taylor. I hope producer Larry Thompson is getting his daily bj’s cuz nothing else explains her being hired.
Mad! Hi! How’s Mom?
I didn’t need to run her to Glendale. She cancelled the Dr. Her eye is not watering or hurting. *fingers crossed* the prescription I ran to CVS this morning works. Thank you for asking.
Hey hey Mads. You’re making me laugh on TMZ.
I think this Thompson guy hired Blohan based on a very old photo of Blohan styled to look like Elizabeth Taylor and because he knew she’d generate all sorts of free publicity.
He’s not worried about the quality of the acting, just the ratings. Shock casting at it’s finest or lowest.
Lady D, how am I ‘funny’ Angel? WHY is your little bottom not there? Show yourself, GIRL! Bessy and Belle post over there now, why haven’t you?
what are the orange cones? I have never seen them here before.
Gross. Can you imagine being that makeup artist who has to wallow in Lindsay’s vapor trail?
The ciggie smoke helps to hide the stench. I’d be lighting them up for her.
Her hair is so busted…not that the rest of her isn’t.
She looks more like rosie o’donnell than liz with that turban on her crackhead
The words vile, gross and ridiculous come to mind.
Wow. She looks nothing like Liz Taylor. However, they will achieve the desired effect and have five or ten times the normal size audience had some other regular Lifetime actress been cast.
Yup, this. I never watch Lifetime, but you bet your behind I’ll be tuning in for this cracked out mess. She’s never going to fail as long as we continue to watch her suck at things…I’m sure she’s worth whatever they’re paying her.
Its so unfortunate that its true the movie will get an over the top viewing audience and then more people will hire the crack queen. It makes me so sad.
She looks like a fat, carnival fortune teller. Ha Ha Ha!!!
Just use google images plus Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. Compare Lindsay and the real deal. No justice and shameful.
I did and now I’m laughing even more at this sad excuse for a movie.
sorry to be picky but its ELizabeth- not Liz. She hated to be called Liz
I actually find that during her marriage to Burton Elizabeth Taylor was extremely tacky. The bronzer, the spilling cleavage, the double chin, it all was a far cry from the classic beauty she used to be.
Ugh I still can’t believe that trash like Lindsay is playing Elizabeth Taylor. I know it’s just some low budget Lifetime movie but that is such slap in the face to Taylor’s legacy. This movie has disaster written all over it.
She’s on a boat? Push her out into international waters and don’t let her back in!
You know she’d steal the fake prop jewelry too.
This charade of a bio-pic gets more and more insulting with each passing day.
I can’t wait to watch this movie!!! Train Wreck of the Century!!!!!!
That would be the only reason people will watch this movie. But, SHE is such a train wreck that people won’t be able to tune in for more than 5 min. It looks that bad. And…LILO needs to stop with the drugs and alcohol…it has REALLY taken a toll on her. She is just so aged and bloated. She really looks horrible and somebody needs to just take her away. Go away LILO!! Just NO!!!
GAWD, she looks terrible. I can’t believe they’re actually doing this. Liz is probably rolling over in her grave.
Holy granny dress…she looks like a walking thrift shop.
completely, agree you can smell the mothballs. aww the aroma that must come off of her …. stale cigarettes, booze breath,and a slight whiff of formaldehyde. Bourbon Street in New Orleans ‘s nothin’ on her.
Did this phase of Liz and Richard’s life take place entirely on a yatch? Just wondering.
you would think she was in the running for an oscar. It’s a lifetime movie for god sakes! I would also like to know who are the people always around her? They would have to know that she’s a mess, and for their own sake and sanity, run for the hills.
Is the fur coat on top of summer clothes Lindsay’s touch or is the costume dept trying to make her look ridiculous?
Pretty sure I looked like that (2nd last pic) as a little kid after playing dress-ups in my Mum’s wardrobe in the 1970s. The fit is just as bad as these, at least. Talk about budget.
I just can’t get past the fact that she looks NOTHING like Elizabeth…NOTHING!!
Delusion, thy name is Lindsay.
All I can say re this latest batch of pictures is LMAO! And, LMAO again!! They can’t be serious. This has to be a joke. They can’t possibly think the movies is going to be any good. LILO looks like something the cat drug in. Horrible and so not right for this part. the more pictures I see, the funnier it gets. Just NO!!
I can’t wait to watch this just for the lols
She’s just so dirty looking. It’s like they just grabbed someone out of the gutter and said here, play Liz.
This is just every shade of NO in the crayon box.
I do like that sleeveless white skirt suit. But not on the Cracken.
And you totally know there’s some items going “missing” from that set on a daily basis. The need a prop master to do an inventory on the regular, like checking out a library book, with her around.
Hey girl…was hoping you would be here…let’s toast Crackie on her big comeback! *clink cracktini glasses*
brin! cheers! *clinks cracktini glass with left hand* (broken knuckle on right middle finger – now I truly am giving everyone the bird!)
I actually love all of the outfits. Very 60s glam/mod. Just not on her…she looks like she picked that stuff up at Goodwill.
That’s because she makes EVERYTHING look trashy. She could be dressed to the nines in Haute Couture, and still look like a used-up hooker.
Dina has to be producing this..who else in their right mind would cast this 50 year old woman that is really only 25, to play LIz Taylor. that’s the only reason she is doing this low budget lifetime movie. Surely nobody else would allow this.
This is just getting sick now. Its not even funny now, its truly disgusting me.
Dina must be working overtime on selling all these pics to the tabs. I was already so sick of this waste of space and now its gone beyond overkill in promoting this lame-ass “movie”. I really think its going to be nothing more than a D-flick comedy/parody at this point.
Agree, and I don’t think Lifetime is putting all of these pictures out there. Totally LILO and Dina..You know they are..and I still believe that Dina is producing this trash. Really, who else would cast LILO for the part? Dina…that’s who. It’s so bad. And, not the kind of it’s so bad it’s good..it’s just plain old bad!!
Jesus wept.
Dick looked way cuter when they announced his casting than he has looked in any of these pictures. He just looks tired and annoyed in every candid shot of them “on set.” Bitch has sucked the hot right out of the man.
Her face looks more bloated every single day. Isn’t there some way to siphon the extra fluid out of her tissues? Blechh.
Grant Bowler is not cute. he just has a well developed chest. His face is veyr average. Richard Burton was actually a very handsome man until booze ruined his looks. Both Grant and LL nowhere as good looking as the people they play.
So this movie is a comedy – right? Lifetime cant possibly think anyone is going to take this as serious drama.
I don’t believe that Elizabeth Taylor ever had a “cracked out turban”. A turban yes, but not a cracked out one 🙂
There’s probably an eight ball in that turban in case she can’t make it back to the trailer.
Totally cracked out. It’s not even on her head right. Ha! Where is the wardrobe and make up people?? I thought they were in charge of making sure all of that kind of stuff was straight. Oh wait..Dina couldn’t afford them so she and LILO aka old lady 25 year old are doing it themselves and it shows!! LMAO!! You know what I say is totally true. 🙂
Unfortunately, she’ll look better on film better than she does in the stills. In shooting style/lights and in post, they’re going to pull out every vanity trick in the book.
She doesnt look human to me. How can she play Liz Taylor? Dumbass crackhead.
Two things:
1) I saw a clip of the filming yesterday on Access Hollywood (?). It was horrible.
2) Liz Taylor would NEVER let her breasts droop and/or flop around like that. Shame on the costume person–she wouldn’t even have to get vintage underpinnings, just an underwire bra. Ugh.
I watched and laughed my way through the Kate and Wills Lifetime movie (it was epically ridiculous), but I don’t know if I can stomach this one.
Now see, that was one of my questions yesterday! Did Elizabeth ever display THAT MUCH cleavage? I know she wore low-cut things, but not like that. And it’s not like LA isn’t full of “foundation” garment shops and “vintage” boutiques.
Lifetime certainly could have allowed Dame Elizabeth THAT, at the very least!
It’s all Dina’s fault. Dina has to be producing this. And, she is on a budget. A very low budget. So, what you see is what you get. Truly horrible. Unwatchable. LILO’s come back my a**. LOL!!
I don’t remember Elizabeth Taylor ever looking like she hadn’t bathed in the last few months and was high all the time. It must be true and I admire Lohan’s true dedication to her craft.
good grief. she looks so damn busted!
Soooo…what’s the over/under of this movie even finishing filming? Everyone wants to see it, but I don’t think it’ll ever make it to the small screen.
Actually, I think it will be completed. Dina will make sure of that. But, will people watch it? Maybe for 5 min. max. This is one of those just too horrible to hold the attention. LILO looks awful. They should all be embarrassed. Lifetime should actually stop this thing. That’s how bad it is.
I agree with you 100%.
Yeah, see, I was thinking along those lines too. It’ll get finished, but it will never see the light of day. (Unless Blohan joins the 27 Club or something.)
Call me dumb, but, what’s the 27 club?
Deep, It’s the celebs who’ve died at age 27. Here’s a link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club
Or you can Google it.
@the original bell…oh that’s just so sad. I sincerely hope somebody in her life will realize that she needs help and STAT and take her away and get her the help she needs before that would ever happen. IMO she will never be “whole” again but hopefully with help and time she can get better. At least to a functioning level. As of now, she is no where near there. She is such a mess and believes that she isn’t. The first step is to realize that she is broken. Until her and her mother come to that point she will never get the help that she needs. And, the saddest part is that she thinks she is okay and can still act. Pitiful…
1. I truly believe the reason why NOBODY is doing anything to help Hohan get out of the vicious cycle of drugs, alcohol, ciggies, hooking, etc is that they simply do not give a s#it! It is obvious she has surrounded herself with sycophants who depend on her for survival and easy lifestyle.
2. Dina is a MONSTER, at least as bad as Cracken herself. And it is my honest belief that she had already made peace with herself, and absolved herself of any fault in what happened to Crackie. Here comes the awful part – I think she will be totally OK with Linds OD-ing and joining the 27 Club. Dina is a greedy, selfish shrew above all else, and she knows that the value of anything related to Hohan is going to go thru the roof when she dies. Especially if she dies young and ‘tormented’. Dina is such a ‘good businesswoman’ she knows full well that it will be an F-ing Bonanza for her. I’m sure the income is going to ‘help her overcome her grief at loosing Lindsay’.
This family is sooooooo siiiiiiiick they should all be banned and banished from our consciousness. Yuuuuck!
It is still not too late for a letter-writting campaing. Lifetime can always stop production if there is enough public outcry, and especially when the usual, long time sponsors threaten to pull their advertising from them.
They can even come out ahead on the whole business, by getting the insurance payout for not being able to complete the movie. Maybe that was the plan all along? Get some cheap and easy publicity, get people talking, then preserve the remains of your shredded integrit by ‘canning’ the film and getting the full reimbursement and then some.
If we all send out thousands of emails to Lifetime and their main advertisers, I truly believe they will can this s#it!
Let’s do it people, we owe this much to the memory of Elizabeth if we truly loved her.
Disgusting crackhead is what she is! NOTHING like Elizabeth.
God, that hair! I realize that 98% of what’s on LL’s scalp in the best of times is post-consumer byproduct, but the Amy Winehouse wig I bought from Party City looked more natural than that Barbie mess and it smelled like the inside of a car factory.
Omfg! I just peed a little!! “post consumer byproduct”!! I think that pretty much sums up Lohan’s entire existence at this point, not just her wigs.
you dont have to like her, but i think y’all are forgetting that she can act. im interested in seeing her do a good job. i dont wanna see her suck at it. do you?-?
Yeah, like about a million years ago she was able to act. Now, not so much unless you count acting like a crackhead.
She could act as a child yes. But, once she got into drugs and fried her brains, it ruined her talent. Did you see her on SNL and Glee?? She was awful. She looks awful and can’t act. She if fried. She needs mental help. Last thing she needs to be doing is acting in a movie that only happened because Dina is producing it. It’s all sad. She destroyed her brain. She needs to get some help. but, IMO will never be the same. She looks 50, and is toast. Sad but true. Then again..she did it to herself.
OMG, SNL was only funny because of her tilting her head and kind of bending over to read the cue cards and Glee was just tragic!
You know you can’t act when you can’t even play a shadow of yourself!
no, she really cant act. she may have been able to memorize and get out the lines when she was a child but those days are gone. She’s only ever had roles that were likenesses of herself. she was a cute kid and played a cute kid, when she was a bratty, bitchy teen, she played a bitchy teen. she has never had a role that was outside of ‘herself’ and ‘likeness’ for anyone to know if she can act. after SNL and Glee (again she played herself) it is obvious that she never was a good or even mediocre actress, she was only able to deliver lines and now she cant even do that.
I don’t know..she was really good in mean girls and also that movie with Jamie lee Curtis..the name of it escapes me now. When the drugs and alcohol came into play is when she totally lost it. And, remember when Mother Dina used to party with her MONOR child?? That’s when it all began. So, Dina isn’t spotless in her daughters demise from the world of acting. She gets a lot of the blame. What mother parties with her 15 year old??? No!! That was wrong and it’s all because she wanted to be with the “in crowd”…that’s Dina for ya.
ya, i didnt see any SNLs or Glee (for sure) but i thought she brought a very unique “naturalness” when acting. i remember when Jane F clashed so much w/ her over ‘Georgia Rule’. i thought Jane was genuinely trying to intervene because of LL’s true talent, ya know. I think it hurt Jane to see the train wreck coming……..
@ stinky:
‘Georgia Rule’ was the typical example of Cracken’s now standard behavior on set. She didn’t know her lines, she wasn’t prepared, she didn’t rehearse (that would require actually learning your lines, LOL). She was constantly late, and totally disrespectful to the cast and crew. And she considered herelf and bahaved as THE BIGGEST STAR on that set! Bwahahahaha, LMAO! That’s why Jane Fonda could not stand her – she is a consumate professional, and watching this twit destroy the movie and ruin the fun for everybody must have been just painful.
When she did the ‘Prairie Home Companion’, poor poor Mery Streep and Lilly Tomlin had to put a good face of this disaster, giving Crackie lukewarm praise at best when forced to talk about her. Even the director, Altman, had nothing good to say – the best he could manage was ‘yeah, she came, she acted, we made a movie’, which coming from him should be read as a biggest insult. This people are all old Hollywood CLASS, they will not trash Crackie if they can help it. But the fact that Dina was twisting Altman’s non-praise everywhere into a complete adoration by him of her daughter shows how incredibly delusional they both are.
Lohan is a HORRIBLE ACTRESS! She is wooden, expressionless, without any depth. She can’t ‘project’ and she can’t ‘method act’. She is just as good an actor as her body double/stand-in. Actually, I’m probably offending her stand-in right now, LOL.
She never could act, to save her life. Her early roles were simple recitations of lines fed to her from behind the camera; reaction shots; and close-ups of a pretty freckled kid face. That carried her all the way thru ‘Herbie’, ‘Mean Girls’ and ‘Freaky Friday’.
Anything after that she was actually required to ACT for, and the inability to do so, the realization that she TRULY posesses ZERO TALENT might have been a contributing factor to her downward spiral into total oblivion of drugs and alcohol. It is soooo much easier to live in delusions than to face the truth, especially if you can’t and won’t get a real job, like the rest of us.
She is horrible and ridiculous in her acting, and all the plastic surgery/botox/lip plumping/coke bloat etc. made it even more pronouncedly obvious. She’s reached Kidman-esque level of impossibility of expression, and thus robbed herself of any remaining chance to actually deliver ANY ‘acting’ product.
For me, she stopped counting as an actress, now she’s a has-been that never really even was. We all know that this is probably how it will remain, because unfortunately she got to a place from which she can only go down in a hurry. There is no turning back for Crackie. The sooner she’s gone the better for all concerned, including the viewers.
Pure trash!! Having Lindsay play Elizabeth Taylor is a disgrace to Liz and her family. Shame, shame on them!!! Liz is rolling over in her grave right now.
I think Deep is Linnocent and Stinky is Dina.
LMAO!
LMAO! You are probably right. You never know. It seems that there are still some delusional LL fans out there
I’m so glad you brought up the costumes. Yesterday, side-by-side pics showed Elizabeth in an impeccably-fitted, elegant leopard-print swimsuit next to Lohan’s cheap lace-trimmed teddy from Frederick’s of Hollywood. When Elizabeth wore a turban, she looked regal. In Lindsay’s case, a do-rag would be more flattering than whatever is wrapped around her skull. Can they really not see the difference? Photos of Elizabeth’s dresses & outfits are everywhere, yet the “interpretations” Lindsay is wearing are howlingly funny. I’m beginning to think it’s on purpose.
I seriously cannot figure out who they hired for the costume part of this goat rodeo.
Low budget film produced by Dina. So, they couldn’t afford wardrobe. Therefore Dina and LILO are doing it themselves. What a joke. But, IMO the words I write are true. Ha! Somebody needs to STOP this thing and fast.
Lohan’s turban looks more like a wet towel or worse, a helmet
Wow, I must be the only one on this board who doesn’t hate poor Lindsay. Like I said before, I have fond memories of watching Lindsay’s movies with my children. I know that she’s not that cute little girl anymore, but I want her to prove everybody wrong and get her act together. Why? I’m for the underdog. And I love happy endings!
But I have to admit that this doesn’t look good. At all. That wig looks like something the cat drug in (with the teeth marks still in it). I fear its a portent of even worse things to come . . .
Well, everybody loves a good comeback for someone who has lost her way. But, like I said earlier..LILO needs to get mental help first. She is totally fried. And, I am afraid she is beyond repair. She ruined her mind, body and soul with drugs. And, I believe she is still partying. So, she is in a bad state. She needs to go away and get help and, if possible, try to get it together. But, IMO the brain damage is done. It is truly sad and I hate to see anyone ruin their lives with drugs and alcohol. But, it happens everyday. I have a family member who is fried from drug/alcohol abuse and the damage cannot be repaired. That’s what is wrong with LILO. Sad but true. Look at Britney…bless her heart, she is better but will never be the same because she ruined her brain with drugs. But, at least she has her family that are helping her and it has made a difference. She isn’t the same Britney but she is being looked after and is functioning a bit…Dina needs to take a cue from the Spears and remove LILO and get her some help!! IMO
Oh my, this is getting better and better.
This is Blohan’s ‘dream’ role. She gets to smoke ‘on set’ constantly! WHOOT!
Sorry, I’m still stuck on the fact that she’s actually showing up to work consistently. I also find it interesting that no one is leaking details about her not being on time, a nightmare to work with, high as a kite, etc.
Its only the beginning of day 3. Be patient!
Belle, get your little bottom over to where I’m at, PLEASE!
Check your bloody email.
I’m there, and heading to email too!
Look up the wikipedia page for Grey Gardens. She looks more like Little Edie than Liz Taylor. Oh Mother Deah!
Aren’t Dina and Blohan just the picture of Big and Little Edie? I can totally picture it in a decade!
those lips *shudders*
Maybe LT truly is genius and they’re actually making a comedy/parody film.
Only way LiLo could sell “funny” is if you had her believing she’s acting in a serious film paying respect to a Hollywood legend. Results should be hilarious!
She doesn’t look the part AT ALL. She just looks like she’s playing dress up in someone else’s clothes. I don’t recall Liz’s hair ever looking like this either. Or her boobs sagging to her waist when she was this young. Or having a slight potbelly. Or her lips looking like this.
There is not enough class in her little finger to play E.T! She is also not a timeless beauty, but do I need to say that out loud???
she actually makes me want to stop smoking and i’ve never thought that before..
Lifetime or not, she is a pathetic choice to play someone who was as gorgeous as Liz Taylor was when she was in her 20’s. A healthy Lohan, sure, but she looks 40 here.
she can’t even walk straight. i pity the film crew who have to endure this mess, take after take, just because some producer had to succumb into hiring her.
I cannot wait to see this movie. I hope it’s worse than I Know Who Killed me – which I only saw because I was avoiding someone, so I went alone and was literally the only person in the theater. It was excruciatingly bad, especially because she played her own twin AGAIN. And she was an amputee stripper. Oh, and her piano instructor tried to torture her to death. And had little doll heads hanging from his ceiling. That’s gonna be hard to beat, but I have faith in you Linds.
Dear God, I saw (some of) I Know Who Killed Me on a pay-cable channel, and it. was. AWFUL.
This movie is without a doubt going to suck, and it is going to be a disgrace to the Taylor family. Not even in her best days would she be the appropriate person to play the role. My guess… she is f*cking and s*cking someone, and that is how she earned this role. It certainly wasn’t for her acting abilities.
liz taylor was not a freckle monster… surprised they didn’t air brush them off.
She looks nothing like E.T. What a sad state of affairs.
I don’t know why this hasn’t occurred to me before, but Mia Kirschner would make a great Liz Taylor. She looks a lot like her in size/shape and coloring, and her face wouldn’t be too far off if you darkened up her eyebrows. She hasn’t really done a lot since The L Word, and she’s not a terrible actress. Definitely better than Linds, that’s for sure.
I’m wondering when she had time to learn her lines…was it when she was being a homebody?
I can’t get past her freckles and horrible orange spray tan.
I hope she will give justice to her role as Elizabeth Taylor. Let’s give her a chance…