Earlier this week, I covered some new photos of Stacy Keibler at a Las Vegas event, thinking it would just be a throwaway post that few people would care about. But you did care – sort of. I guess Stacy holds our interest because she’s still holding George Clooney’s interest, and that’s always fun to debate: is he getting tired of her? What’s her secret? Will he dump her like all the rest? Is Stacy a little bit smarter than Clooney’s usual pieces? Well, I do know that Stacy seems to have a better business plan than some of the other girls. Stacy isn’t a high-flyer, a dreamer like Elisabetta or Sarah Larson – Stacy is content to take smaller gigs and paid appearances, and she’s begun to even do some charitable work and create her own “special interest” – health, diet and exercise, like the First Lady.
Anyway, guess who else was at this Las Vegas event over the weekend? The Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti “I suck at matchmaking” Stanger. You know I love to watch The Millionaire Matchmaker – it’s one of the funniest shows around, and Patti is one of the most temperamental, ill-equipped women to ever consider herself a “professional” anything. Patti is famous for her “hard truths” about relationships, and Patti had some words of advice for Stacy:
Patti Stanger schooled Stacy Keibler on sealing the deal with her love of 10 months, George Clooney! The Millionaire Matchmaker, 51, took Keibler, 32, aside at the Simon G. Jewelry Summer Soiree in Las Vegas on June 2.
“She gave Stacy a big tip,” a source tells Hot Stuff. “She said that George needs to propose within a year of them being together. Otherwise, she won’t have as strong a chance.”
[Via Us Weekly, print edition]
Obviously, Patti has no idea that George Clooney is the exception to every rule women have about marriage and babies and relationships. Clooney isn’t playing some commitment game – he doesn’t want to get married again. He’s said it repeatedly. Why do women still look at him and think, “I’m the exception to the rule?” It’s not happening. I hope Stacy is smart enough (???) to just reject Patti’s advice completely – Stacy has her own agenda, and it’s sticking with George for however long HE wants.
Here are some photos of Stacy and Patti at the Simon G. event. Don’t even ask me what Patti is wearing. She looks like the madam of a really budget brothel (which is kind of what she actually is).
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Patti needs to cover up.
Mutton dressed as lamb. Ugh, those fluorescent shoes!
hehe, that was good for a chuckle
Doesn’t Stacy know the moment she starts talking about babies and proposals in the media, the faster he gets rid of her? Clooney doesn’t play.
I never 100% understood why George freaked about it. I’m sure he’s gotten snipped and if not he should if he feels that strongly about not having kids. Personally I think Stacy is way smarter than this. She doesn’t strike me as the type to actually follow through with this, at least with George. She’s got a game and she is saving her pennies. She seems like a smart girl.
So…. how long till Miss Stacy buys an upper lip?
God! I hope she doesn’t. She’s pretty as she is, all lines, no curve in the face…a big ‘ole fish lip would ruin it.
She’s borderline odd looking anyway. Putting false pouche into that face would scare everybody.
That brothel comment was too funny!..and kind of true.
That “matchmaker” can’t even make herself a match- why listen to her?
I don’t see what George sees in Stacy.
She is not in his ‘class’. She is a former WWE thug.
George def stepped down when he connected to Stacy. She is a little bit trashy and a little bit manly!
I don’t know how George has done it all these years but it’s clear that he’s not as high class as he would have you believe. An ex-WWE presenter is probably a lateral step from the cocktail waitresses and WAGs (Elizabetta slept with almost all of Inter) he usually dates. This is a man who goes trolling for tail at clubs (there were pictures of his old ass hitting on girls in some Vegas nightclub).
When you really think about it it’s hard to understand how he got this reputation for being something he clearly (as his personal life shows) isn’t.
Although you kind of have to laugh at this point, WWE? BWAHAHA He’s not even trying to pretend anymore.
This
I agree too!
I really thought I would be saying how George is NOT landed when I loggedon but you’ve covered that quite well.
It prob is true that in the first year is when a man knows IF she’s the right fit for him or not. After the year IF he stays around, it is because of the sex until he bumps into the RIGHT girl.
Totally agree. And if she wants to get married, why should she lower her standards just bc it’s george? She shouldn’t just stay with him as long as HE wants, that’s ridiculous. If she doesn’t want to get married and she stays w him past two years, then that’s different. Or if she’s not expecting marriage, then that’s ok. But men know. Don’t fool yourself, ladies.
Never even heard of this Patti chick. But can someone explain why they are all so very shiny? Shiny dresses, shiny faces… Just too shiny!
She runs an escort, I mean, match service.
Patti does the millionaire matchmaker show which is actually pretty funny. I had to stop watching last season though when she debuted her new plastic surgery. For someone so into “rules” for dating she seems pretty into the superficial, she ruined her face.
I think Stacy isn’t interested in marrying George, she is interested in herself, money, fame and the lifestyle George can provide.George isn’t interested in marrying her or any other girlfriends. He probably wants relationships on his terms and these women will do anything for the Hollywood lifestyle. So Stacy and George are a perfect match for each other. They are both very transparent. Even if these two got married, it would end in divorce in a few years and Stacy would walk away with a nice settlement.
Yuck- I am Stacy’s age and marrying George is like marrying one of Dad’s poker buddies. Nice guys, but I wouldn’t want to marry any of them. I read the Patti is about 50 years old, I wonder if she would give that advice to herself and marry a guy who is 20 years older than she is. That is like marrying one of the my Grandfather’s poker buddies.
I am not a Millionaire Matchmaker, but I work for a divorce attorney. So this is my advice for Stacy, when a man announces to the world that he is never getting married,that he has been there done that. He doesn’t want children, seems to dictate policy in the relationship and you have to play by his rules. Run, leave quietly or just enjoy the ride for what it is, because you don’t want to end up in my office or maybe you do.
I saw that show once, and Patti told a girl the reason she wasn’t married was because her hair wasn’t professionally straightened and her stilettos weren’t high enough. Patti is an idiot who knows nothing about “match-making” other than parading actress-wannabees in front on rich men for them to choose. Pimp is a better word. Oh wait – maybe she is the right person to be giving Keibler advice.
This girl is ridiculous! She doesn’t know what she says! She know that it will happen soon! It’s a couple ridiculous. They don’t never together (only for him). In usa it’s not: time is money , but my relation is money! Pathetic…..
Patti’s advice is a sure fire way for George to dump Stacy.
WTF is that get-up she’s wearing? The matchmaker needs a stylist.
The Blind leading the blind.
Women in their 50’s look silly with blue nail polish, especially paired with a too-fancy-for-the-outfit (and occasion) necklace and bright gladiator shoes. Pick a style of dressing that goes together from head to toe and is age appropriate for a media event. I’m surprised Patti didn’t add a tiara. I’m even more surprised her show is still on TV.
Isn’t Stacy’s contract up in June? Are they even still together? Will she fly to Como for her “working holiday” photo ops? I wouldn’t be surprised if George added another year to her contract. If he can put up with EC, he should be able to tolerate Stacy for another year. What a pathetic tool George has become.
He is a rolling stone.
Once again, I will state what everyone knows. This is a business contract, not a personal relationship. Clooney has zero personal interest in Keibler. He’s not actually dating her, she does not live with him, and they will “break-up” when the contract says they will. He kissed her on her ugly cheek at the Golden Globes, as an afterthought, and she’s trying to get people to believe she’s really in a relationship with him? Canalis did the exact same things. I’m sick of these idiotic publicity contracts. He should at least find a woman with a little class and not these trashy ho’s who have made their livings by being hookers and objects. Can’t his publicist find someone who doesn’t have lap dancing videos on youtube. Also there is no way Keibler is the age she claims she is, and I don’t believe she is healthy, either. She does laxative cleanes, botox, and God knows what else, and she still looks busted even after Photoshop. I also believe she did the recent cameltoe pics on purpose, knowing that they would get blog coverage. She’s trash.
Please! Stacy’s doing just fine on her own.She doesn’t need any help from Patti Stanger what so ever.Stacy is just nesting her egg,having a good time along the way and then when she is good and ready she’ll find some other guy who wants to settle down with her.
Stacy & George seem pretty happy with their relationship. Saw pics of them holding hands on vacation in Cabo. I doubt she needs advice from Patti “I can’t get a husband myself” Stanger.
I am not saying they are happy or not, but she did tweet the day before she was in Cabo and the next day they are photographed. I saw the photos and it looks pretty staged. They are sitting in their usual place, at some outside Cabo bar, having a drink, with a friend and no other patrons around. The other shots are usually the same, they are photographed in the golf cart or walking from the bar holding hands. All done for publicity.
Stacy’s nose is looking very Michael Jackson’esque in these pictures. Has she had another nose job? That makeup certainly isn’t helping. The MM looks pretty in comparison to Stacy. Never thought that I would ever say that! lol
I think Clooney is far too old to be a father. If he would get a child now, he would be over 70 when the kid is around 20 years old. How horrible for the kid.
I agree @Dragon. Those celebs don’t have enough time for their children, anyway.
Stacy Keibler’s tan is the exact color I like my chocolate chip cookies to be when they come out of the oven. God I miss my oven.
So this is the set up for the break up? Oh how are we are creative! yuk yuk yuk.. Not!