Naomi Campbell is in Ibiza with her man (and her beach wig, right?). [Pop Sugar]
Is it just me, or has Duchess Kate gained a few pounds? [LaineyGossip]
Cynthia Nixon & Rojo Caliente were showing off their wedding rings. [Dlisted]
Suri Cruise & Tom Cruise took singing lessons together. [Celebuzz]
Tom Hiddleton does impressions. So cute. [Pajiba]
Gabby Giffords may return to public office! [Jezebel]
Seriously, y‘all. STOP THROWING JUNK AT KANYE. [Bossip]
Funny photo of John Stamos. [Evil Beet]
Madonna flashed her Nip of Doom. [The Blemish]
Ashley Tisdale is wearing a doily. [Go Fug Yourself]
Guess the mystery blanket-covered celebrity. [A Socialite Life]
Chris Brown sent champers to Rihanna? [INFDaily]
YAY! Fiona Apple has a new album. [The Frisky]
Minka Kelly is easy-breezy beautiful. [IDLITW]
Katy Perry doesn‘t have any cellulite. Bitch. [Celebslam]
Idiots are protesting MTV‘s cancellation of I Just Want My Pants Back. [Videogum]
Katherine Heigl didn‘t have newborn experience. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jennie Garth is crushing on Colin Farrell. [Life & Style]
I’m jealous that she has ZERO cellulite on her ass -_-
Of course she has no cellulite on her derriere, the cellulite developed in her heart and mind. What good is having a great body if anyone fears a phone flying straight to the head with no warning?
And she better look that good since she hasn’t had children, like Neediston, it would be a shame that with all that money, fruitless wombs and all that time in their hands they were flabby.
Yet their “crazy” bodies haven’t belped them getting a man that loves them for who they really are., instead of just wanting to hump them and no real comittment…i don’t envy them.
damn she looks good but still cray cray.
I agree with you that she’s a batshit phsyco bitch, and I’m not jealous of her lifestyle or of who she is as a person. Just jealous of her ass lol
I’m upset Katy Perry doesn’t have any cellulite on her bum because she’s a curvy normal sized woman with problem areas like everyone else.
Naomi is a freak of nature and a freak so karma wins out.
Yea, great body. Makes up for having to wear a wig at a beach. How bad is she under the mop?
Her body is crazy!!!
But then again, so is her mind…
LOLZ!!! So very true…
“Black don’t crack”. That’s unfair lol
I think it’s way more than just that it’s not “black don’t crack” (we all now some who do…) it’s more about Naomi F***g Cambpell, she is a freak of nature on her own, not really your average lady or black lady, she is just HER = the absolutely perfect body!
And….she doesn’t have fake boobs!
She has a freak of a body for sure. Always has and never changes. I’d almost kill for that bod. I love the real boobs. Fake boobs would have ruined her figure.
“black don’t crack” refers to aging because black skin has more melanin.
The young woman who played Precious is also black and also an atypical body type when compared to the average black woman.
There are extremes in bodies in all races.
How can I put this so it is politically correct – here goes: I have to say that I think as far as beauty of form, in general, black people’s bodies and musculature are far more classically “perfect” and balanced and beautiful than others. I have long wished I had slim muscular hips and a well-shaped muscular rear and long African legs, oh yes. Genes win. Yes people can get obese after they’re born with gorgeous bodies, but a healthy black person’s body – there is not much more beautiful than that, to me. Black ballet dancers and athletes to me are absolute works of art.
Please forgive if you have a problem with using the word “black”, but I am not talking about “African-Americans”. My husband was born in S. Africa and is now American, but he’s also caucasian, British and as white as chalk, so the “African-American” tag doesn’t work.
@gg: have you seen the german or the swedes’ bodies… crazy bodies, women look like supermodels, what about russian women, and brazilian??? I think there are plenty of gorgeous people who are “ethnically”blessed with good genes, but while ethnicity can play a part it’s all about how it turns out individually, and on this ground all ethnicities are blessed!
Indian women??? knock outs!! Italians??? hotties!!! Spaniards??? gorgeous!! French??? beauties!!!
If you take just one example to make generalization then all ethnicities are perfect… or really ugly (depends the sample you are taking…)
all that to say your comment was a bit biased and not really true.
I wasn’t talking about any of them was I? I stated my opinion about one specific human trait. I stand by the fact that “I” think certain well-muscled black people have bodies “I” would like to have because I like the look. That is ALL I said. I did not slam any races, merely complimented African genes for beauty of musculature. Case in point: SEE ABOVE, Naomi, Exhibit A.
That suit you? I knew somebody would try to PC me on this. Jeeze.
Tom Hiddleton does impressions. So cute.
I already posted a comment about that on Pajiba.
I’ve struggled (not to love him) but have failed miserably…his dorkiness is all kinds of adorable.
+1 He’s very endearing!
Yay, Fiona, it was about time!
Oh I can’t wait for Fiona to blow my mind again!
“Jennie Garth is crushing on Colin Farrell. [Life & Style]”
That is EXACTLY what Jennie needs: a hot-hot rebound… But FYI, he’s a hunter. Do not pursue him, he likes convincing the woman that he is very much into her, and no one else.
So Jennie, play hard to get and shy sister.
Indeed, I’m going to see her in concert next week. Very excited!
Jeez! Her body…
I bet she doesn’t do a gosh darn thing to get it that way, either.
I don’t know, I bet throwing things and beating assistants burns a lot of calories.
lolz
LMAO 😀
@lucy2 Very funny!!! LOL
HAHAHA -yup took the words right off my keyboard! Crazy must be very antiaging! 😀
I don’t know cray cray isn’t helping Lilo’s looks, I guess it’s the stone heart Naomi has that stops the clock, or a deal with the devil?
Katy Perry is wearing full panty hose and they are wonderful in binding any cellulite she may have…. Naomi on the other had… Wow!
GO ON OMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love her!
Officially in love with Tom Hiddleston. And it’s about mothaf*cking time, Fiona. I can’t keep listening to extraordinary machine.
Looking good Naomi. No cellulite or stretch marks.
I’ve been waiting for a True Blood premiere post. So just have to say I am SO disappointed in TB. This really might be my last season watching it.
Last night’s show was slow and boring and I was not interested at all. Sad because I used to love that show.
Ditto. And I am so tired of Sookie’s open-mouthed ugly crying. Very unnatural. And Annoying.
However, on a more positive note, last night fully sold me on The Skarsgard playing Christian Grey in 50 Shades of F-cked-up!
Oh, that Alex Skarsgard can do no wrong.
I kind of enjoyed it. Loved seeing Eric and Bill together.
Pam was a riot in that Walmart track suit.I thought I had read that we will get some of her backstory this year.
Tara, Jason and even Jessica and Sam don’t interest me, but I’ll watch for Alex. And where was Chris Meloni?
hi, missed TB premiere. care to share in details what went down?
No stretch marks, no cellulite and the woman is not 20. I am too jealous for words.
She doesn’t have kids. I’m naturally skinny and my body at 37 is the same as it was at 18, I don’t have kids as well.
You are sooo right…. -_-
I see what you’re saying, and I agree, but I have to point out that there are plenty of women who don’t have children, but do have stretch marks and cellulite. There are also plenty of women who do have children – sometimes many children – and don’t have stretch marks or cellulite either.
agree w trekgirl. i don’t have kids and I have cellulite and saggy boobs. Due to weight loss/gain, I think. Naomi def works out, look at those legs.
@ Snowflake:
Well, if you lose and gain weight, yes.
I meant if you are naturally skinny without dieting, with small boobs,with no kids your body doesn’t change after 20.
I don’t care how skinny and toned this woman is, she will always be ugly to me. Her face is unattractive. She is an ugly person on the inside and it shows. Yeah, her genes gifted her with tallness and thinness which is attractive to many people. Personally, I envy women with more curves like a large chest and full hips. I’d rather have Beyonce, Jennifer Lawrence, or Christina Hendrick’s body than Naomi’s. Different strokes, different folks.
+1
I don’t really consider Christina Hendricks curvy.
seriously?
Her body remains me of Giselle Bunchen, straight up and down and not much of a waist. It looks rather masculine to me. Personally I think that women look better with some curves, like Halle Berry or Selma Hayek.
And she really needs to get some better wigs.
Agreed – I’m not seeing the big deal here. She has nice legs and I’m jealous of the no cellulite, but other than that – ??? She has no waist, her body seems kind of masculine, and I’ve never found her face to be pretty at all. Add to that the bad wig and Katherine Heigl sunglasses and I think I’d find a lot of better looking people and bodies just strolling the local beach.
she may be beautiful on the outside, but the inside………
Nice legs but her waist look too square masculine.
Her waist goes in. It looks fine, not masculine at all. She’s also never had children so that helps preserve the figure. Now if only her personality were as nice as her figure! Maybe she’s working on it, haven’t heard anything lately.
is that a Kabbalah string on Naomi?
I like what this person had to say about Kanye:
“THIS DUDE NEED TO HAVE SEVERAL THOUSAND SEATS!!!! MY THING IS THIS… ISN’T HE THEIR TO TAKE THERE MONEY ANYWAY!!!!
SHYT!!! As greedy/money hungry as Kanye West is… i would have thought he might have dive on that loose pocket change!!! At least that would have been a show!!!
Not to mention he’ll need all the extra money he can get… after Kimmy Cakes is through with that a$$. her little $750,000.00 investment on that new lam-bow. Is just a cleaver way of building trust in-order to get closer to the Thrown… and then she’ll rob that “Unsuspecting Nigg@” blind with child-support and half his millions on her way out the door! 0_o PIMPING AIN’T EASY! But! In Kim’s world… it’s totally necessary… she get it from her momma….
My advice to Kanye… H0! Sit down!!!!”
Wow. Does anyone know how to use proper English here? Or possibly use spell check? Just sayin’.
And she is HOW old?! Just had another birthday last week, edging toward the dreaded 4-5. This is completely demoralizing to me, a mere Earth person. Naomi is from the same planet as Elle McPherson and Christie Brinkley. These bitches are NOT NORMAL. What lunar beam do they have that maintains their muscle tone? Baaaahhhh. Screw it, it’s martini time. 🙁
Girl, please. It’s well-known that Christie brinkley’s had plastic surgery. prob on her body too, not just her face. these famous women have options normal people don’t have. They can have surgery and hide out for a few weeks till all the swelling goes down. So don’t beat yourself up. I’m sure you look fine.
I saw that Duran Duran video “Girl Panic”. All the 90’s Supermodels were in top form but Simon Le Bon’s real wife, Yasmin, was the best looking one. Probably because she’s the only one not fighting aging. She’s the only one who looked peaceful. I just checked, damn, she’s 48 (and had three children).
She’s got a bangin’ body, but she’s still an evil b*tch with a busted weave.
Kaiser, how could you say that Duchess Kate has gained weight? There’s nothing to her! She has looked happier recently — maybe that is making her look healthier. I hope she eats something for God’s sake.
The only thing missing is a cellphone pouch.
It sure would be helpful to hear that she works out 3 hrs. a day to have a body like that in her 40s…
It can’t be a surprise that Naomi has a hot body she always has. Unlike us mere mortals she can afford to spend several hours a day working out which she does. All the girl’s with the hod bodies do from Gisele to Elle heck even Stacy Keibler talks non stop about her workout routine. Most of us have to work,look after a house and a family. All Naomi and her ilk have to do is look after themselves. Besides Naomi only dates rich, older men so she needs to have something. I don’t think anyone dates her for her sparkling personality. It’s why she goes through the men she does. Nice body, but a stone heart and a personality to match it. I would rather be me.
Actually, i don’t think she does. She has that typical body…my sis and cousins have, except they have a waist too.
I remembered once Cindy Crawford telling that Naomi would eat burgers, pizzas, smoke cigarettes and drink beer and never hit the gym unlike her and all the rest of the supermodels.
That she was jealous of her because of that and that Naomi had the best butt of the industry.
I was there to witness Kanye getting pissed off in Dublin and let me just say- I was delighted ! It was hilarious. Like “Wow, I get to see a minor Kanye freak-out in person”. And I was only there having won the tickets so the egotistical maniac didn’t get cent from me 😛
Don’t forget for as long as, she has been on the receiving end of every fabulous treatment available, ALL the time.
I know someone who’s famous but not that much in the public eye and since the age of 13 she’s been visiting a fab beauty clinic in new york for facials, body treatments etc. It all adds up and now we’re in our 30’s she has amazing skin and so youthful but she’s literally spent thousands on her skin and body over most of her life.
People are always saying she’s so blessed to have glowing skin etc!
Even donkeys years ago, she was receiving pots of stuff especially for her skin, certain ways to rub it on, I mean if I went into it you’d be :-0 now with time passing you can get anything almost fixed.
and naomi will be one of those.
kate moss doesn’t bother lol you can tell who does.
And for the record I could not be bothered to keep up with it, it’s a 3 x a day thing and weekly visits, sooo boring!!
I feel sorry for Naiomi. Having a boyfriend who will never marry you. Pretending like you don’t want a family when all of your friends have settled down and have kids. Ten years from now where will she be? Alone? Still bed hoping? Bitter? Desperate? Angry? Bald?
Don’t worry, she’ll be fine with her billions and gorgeous self. And how do you know she wants to get married and have children? I have never heard her say she has any desires for marriage or children, not everyone wishes to be married with children dear, your jealousy for this woman however is showing and it’s ugly.