Is Madonna flashing her gristle because she’s a “rampant narcissist”? LOL.

We haven’t covered Madonna’s gristle-flashing during her tour. I kind of ignored both incidents because A) We didn’t have photos, B) Madonna can be such a dumb attention-wh0re and I didn’t want to give in and C) Who cares? But people do care, even if it’s only to laugh at her. When Madge was in Istanbul a week ago, she flashed one of her nips – you can see the video here. Then in Rome two nights ago, Madge flashed her gristly butt – I think that one was less controversial, just because… who hasn’t seen Madge’s butt cheeks recently? She flashes them all the time. Anyway, Radar has an honest-to-God story about what Madonna’s nip-and-butt flashes “mean” in the larger sense. Guess what? Madge is a narcissist. For real. Go ahead and clutch your pearls.

Madonna seems to get more outrageous every year, and now well into her fifties, she’s as far from being Like A Virgin as can be!

This week, fans have seen more of the Material Girl than they bargained for after she first flashed her nipple to the audience during a concert in Istanbul, Turkey, then followed it up by showing off her G-string clad butt in fishnets to concert-goers in Rome on Tuesday night.

Now, RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that the 53-year-old Vogue singer’s almost stripper-like attitude lends a disturbing insight to her emotional well-being and die-hard desire to stay in the spotlight.

“Madonna’s recent skin-showing antics reflect the desperate attempt to stay relevant and in the news,” Los Angeles psychologist Dr. Seth Meyers, who has not treated the star, told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview.

“These behaviors are a sad defense against aging and her attempt to hold onto her previous sex symbol image,” he revealed. “That she engages in such behavior with her children in the vicinity indicates ignorance and rampant narcissism.”

The raunchy pop star’s nipple-popping performance in conservative Istanbul caused a slew of backlash online, with one commentator asking, “Why is Madonna still showing off her t*ts? No, it’s not sexy to see a woman who could be my grandma whipping her nipple around.”

CNN’s Piers Morgan even weighed in on Twitter: “Most embarrassing, cringe-worthy, desperate moment in the history of music?”

[From Radar]

I really don’t see why people are getting so worked up about Madge’s public flashings. Whenever Madge wants attention, she flashes something or she does a NSFW music video or she mocks Catholicism or something like that. It just feels so boring at this point, especially now when Madge can barely back up her “LOOK AT ME” antics with actual quality pop music. Instead of being evidence of “rampant narcissism” it’s evidence of “rampant been-there, done-that-ness.” Rampant meh-ness. Rampant OMG-STFU-ness.

Interestingly enough, Madonna is her own worst critic. This is what Madonna said, just a few months ago, about performers exposing body parts: “You don’t have to show nipples to be interesting. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re cutting edge if you do, right?” Damn, Madge.

Oh, and I think Michael K is right – Madonna’s next move is flashing The Vadge.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Rhea says:

    She’s just desperate for the attention. The End.

    • Whoa!! says:

      Totally agree. I seem to remember feeling this way (ie:WTF?) about her when she first BURST on the scene NEARLY 30 years ago…then it was like “Eh…Oh it’s just Madonna”… but now I’m back to WTF??

  2. Evie says:

    Madonna? A rampant narcissist? Nooooooooo. . .Madonna showing her T&A is nothing new. . .What bothers me is the the fact that she’s 50 and trying to rock a cheerleading outfit.

    • lucy2 says:

      I know, right? I hope no one is actually surprised by all this.

      • Elizabeth says:

        I remember about 10 years ago when Madge was still with Guy Ritchie. I felt then that she was not someone who would be able to gracefully retire. She would just keep going and going because she couldn’t stand not getting the attention. Sadly I was right (well, it has to happen some of the time!) and here she is like Mae West, being a caricature of herself. Yecky.

    • smith says:

      Dear Madonna;

      Ha ha you’re old.

      Love,
      Me

      • Whoa!! says:

        53 years old?? I thought she was “well into” her 60’s or 70’s and suffering from dementia!
        She’s like those people that fake lunacy so they can get away with crazy obnoxious behavior.
        Talk about trying WAY to hard. Pretty pathetic.

    • Karen says:

      Piers Morgan is not one to talk! And at 53 she is not being “well into her ’50’s!” frankly, I am sick of the rage and the purported disgust at her “gristle” because it’s how all women who are past the blush of youth are viewed- as embarrassing for still wanting to be and feel sexually attractive. Are we supposed to go die in a cave?! Please STFU about it. She looks great and more power to her and her nips and butts.

      • Trashaddict says:

        I think there are plenty of women over 50 who handle their sexuality well but Madonna doesn’t strike me as one of them. I’m not going to get upset at people picking on her as the representative of all women over 50, because she sure as shit doesn’t represent me.

    • corny says:

      a clear case of brain gristle

  3. dorothy says:

    There’s nothing she won’t do to get attention. Sad and pathetic.

    • deep says:

      She is very sad and pathetic! I saw the pix of her breast and butt bearing. It was just so not right. It was just in your face and a stupid move. Totally not necessary…nor was it art. It added nothing to her show. I’m embarrassed for her and especially her children. You couldn’t pay me to go to a Madonna concert. She has no class.

      • DreamyK says:

        My 14yr old son on seeing Madonna flash her nip and a**….: “eeeww Mom, that’s gross, she’s, like, a grandma!”

        I feel bad for the kids. No kid wants to have their mothers sexuality thrust in their face on a regular basis.

  4. Chatcat says:

    Kaiser…your thoughts are my thoughts exactly! She really does seem to have raging NPD and we are all stuck on the receiving end of her tangents! Ugh…

    • Karen says:

      Spare me- you are worried about your sons delicate sensibilities? It’s good for him to see what women actually look like and she looks good! What – if you don’t look like a porn star you should be invisible?!

      • Djinn says:

        Madonna has had more surgery than most women in porn, how on earth does she represent what a “real woman” looks like? How many 50+ year old women have 0% body fat and facial skin pulled tighter than a drum?

  5. Sunny says:

    She scares me.That is all…

  6. nina says:

    dr. drew pinksy actually said most celebrities are certified narcssies. She is making a fool of herself though, and it only highlights the fact she is irrelevant.

  7. Feebee says:

    Next is flashing the vadge? Isn’t that what she’s doing in the last pic?

    It doesn’t take a college degree to work out Madonna’s antics.

    • Luise says:

      She was flashing the vadge big time in the 1980’s. Been there and done that.

    • Whoa!! says:

      The last pic (flashing the vadge) is a tribute to Molly Shannon on Saturday Night Live…
      “I’m 50!!”

  8. Eleonor says:

    If Rihanna has a Narcissist disorder, Madonna?
    Btw nothing new.

  9. brin says:

    Is today Thursday?

  10. logan says:

    No. She is just old and this flashing thing is all she could come up with to keep up with the younger singers. Does it work? NOOOOOOOOOOOO.. Yuck!!!!

  11. Jayna says:

    She’s doing it during Human Nature. She’s making a statement to all the ageist comments that follow her. Over fifty you can be sexual. You don’t have to agree with what she’s doing, but it is being done during a particular portion of her show, not randomly.

    Is she a narcissist? Hell, yeah. Just like most pop stars.

    • lw says:

      I get what she’s going for. And I firmly believe that women can be sexy at 50+, 60+ etc because sexiness comes from within. Madonna’s problem is that none of her latest antics come off as sexy. I can accept a little desperation in young pop stars. But she should have progressed beyond that desperation over the years as she has presumably lived a fabulous life. The queen of reinvention has become too predictable and boring.

      • Anait says:

        ITA. But when I think about ageing and being sexy Tina Turner comes to my mind, not Madonna. Madonna is trying too hard… and that’s not sexy at all

      • Jayna says:

        I am not saying I agree with it. I don’t. Just stating where it is in the show. As far as maturing and evolving, Madonna’s tours in her forties, Drowned World, Re-Invention Tour, and especially the brilliant Confessions tour at 48 all were amazing, and showed an evolving Madonna. I was in awe of her tour at the age of 47/48. Her last tour at 50 showed a Madonna painfully thin, reeling from her divorce, hitting a midlife crisis with plastic surgery.

    • Jackie O says:

      this is not about her celebrating her sexuality.

      anyway, her stunts are so old and played, i could barely be bothered to write this.

    • G says:

      If her point is that over 50 you can be sexual, it’s kind of counter-productive to dress like a high schooler to prove that, no?

  12. ladybert62 says:

    I wonder what her children think of all of this – I would be mortified if she were my mother!

    • Sammi says:

      So true. I remember an interview Madonna did on Oprah shortly after she had her first child, Lourdes. She said she would never make another selfish decision. She was now a mother and would always take her child into consideration when deciding on what to do. Hmmm……I’m sure Lourdes and her other kids were not thought of as she flashed herself like an immature teen trying to get attention. So sad.

  13. Hautie says:

    Since I am old as dirt… I recall Madonna published an entire book* (SEX) filled with nothing but her naked.

    *Yes I have seen the book.

    She has shown off her vadge to everyone in Florida. By walking down a Florida highway, in broad daylight, with nothing but her heels on. Those pictures are in that book.

    I also recall those were her days of chasing Vanilla Ice all over the place. Does anyone else remember those wonderful days?! haha! Gawd I am so old!

    • Metry says:

      Delurking to say that I had completely forgotten about Madge and Vanilla Ice. I remember her and Conseco, Rodman, Beatty, Sandra, etc. Thanks for reminding my old ass!

    • Lisa says:

      Right?! Like we haven’t seen it before. Women’s bodies shouldn’t be shocking, least of all Madonna’s. She hasn’t exactly been sweating it out in a muumuu until now.

    • KardASSian Butt ~formerly known as ZenB!tch says:

      I don’t remember Vanilla Ice but I do remember Canseco, Rodman et. al.

      She seemed kind of desperate even then and she wasn’t exactly old in 1990. She was what? 30? 31?

      She was healthier looking which is my major issue with her. I don’t care how old she is – gristle is not sexy at 20, 50. or 80. She’s got serious body issues.

    • Becky1 says:

      I remember that book! It came out in 1992. I was in college then (yes, I’m old too!). One of my friends bought it and it got passed around the dorm. It was pretty scandalous at the time (at least it seemed scandalous to us-I went to a little college in Central Pennsylvania). Actually, I remember that even then I thought she was absurd and attention seeking. Her body was awesome, though.

  14. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Madonna should have retired around the time Seinfeld went off the air.

    • jermsmom says:

      Just choked on my coffee!! Ha! You mean we definitely don’t want to do “the voice” anymore?????

  15. Hipocricy says:

    In a little more than 6 years, she’ll turn 60…she should consider a u turn in her career, sings ballads exclusively or produce music for younger aspiring singers.

    Just stop already….before Lola becomes a mum.

    • gg says:

      This echoes my thoughts as well. She puts so much energy into … well, this? Why not do something more advanced-career oriented like you said, producing or mentoring others, or HELLO, WRITE JUST ONE DECENT SONG MAYBE??

      Still waiting on the tune, Madge. Put down the guitar, that’s for rockers. You defined throwaway pop – it’s too late to be taken seriously with an electric guitar you cannot play.

      And put away the boobs, we’ve seen em.

      She is really disappointing to me. She should know better.

    • KardASSian Butt ~formerly known as ZenB!tch says:

      Writing decent songs, working her body into something we may want to look at be gaining 5 lbs?

  16. Jackie O says:

    ..in her 50’s, wearing a cheerleader outfit, flashing her boob, and ass…

    she has officially turned into a sad case.

  17. Honeychild says:

    55 yr old kooch and nips? Uh….thanks grandma:-/

  18. lassie says:

    Time for the intake meeting at Shady Pines. I hear they play Bingo after crafttime.

    • I am still laughing. Thanks it made my day. She is too old to be doing this kind of stuff in her concert’s just makes her look like she does not care anymore. Sad. Lenett

  19. Hubbahun says:

    Dear God. I do not want to see MadgeVadge. Make it stop.

  20. Meg says:

    Yes, she’s old but she still looks better than I ever have and I’m 34! Plus, we need to get over the age/sex thing. Your desire to want and be wanted doesn’t stop when you reach a certain age. It’s like: I kept expecting to feel like “a mom” when I had my son and you know, I’m still the same stupid, insecure 17 yr old inside even if I’m trying to be responsible and raise my son. No doubt she feels the same (thank god my dumb a$$ exploits aren’t broadcast everywhere!)

    • Jayna says:

      The whole concert is very theatrical and is very dark in places. People think she is naked the whole show and to grow up. Madonna is in tight-like pants with a body suit and boots, in a leather skirt to her knees with boots and a fur-like vest, in a long tunic to her ankles over shiny like tights, in men’s slacks with a tailored blouse and tie, yes a majorette outfit that most call a showstopper with drummers suspended from the ceiling. The opening is one of the best pop concert openers I have ever seen
      This concert is very dark at times, violent, about Madonna’s divorce, anger, sadness. It delves into her sexuality, all the way to a very slowed down Like a Virgin to piano and mashed with a waltz where you feel her sadness from the marriage ending and beginning to feel new again. It
      moves into the light, beautifulheartfelt ballads, feeling happy and alive again, ending with the spiritually uplifting Like a Prayer and celebratory song, Celebration.

      My friend flew to Rome and saw it and said it was theatrical and mind-
      blowing and that Madonna’s energy was something to behold. People have always dissed Madonna, but she’s still standing and putting on the highest grossing tours of all time for a solo artist for one reason. She delivers.

    • lafairy says:

      Ditto!! I totally agree with your point!

  21. Dani says:

    Yeah, this is old and she has been doing this stuff for a long time. The only thing different now is her age. I really deplore ageism but this lady isn’t helping all of us that are trying to age gracefully.

    What kills me is how protective she has always been about her daughter, not wanting to expose her to pop culture when she was a little girl. Ok, Madonna but you exposed my kids to a whole bunch of crap and that was susposed to be ok. Narcissist indeed.

  22. Tmbg says:

    I’m 36 and hate birthdays. Every year I fret about getting old and everyone says “age is just a number!” but it really isn’t because obviously once you’re in your 50s like Madge, it’s time to stop having fun and take up knitting and shuffleboard.

    I don’t like her personality and never have (although I do enjoy some of her music), but who cares if she’s in her 50s and doing this stuff? It’s pretty harmless and she is in better shape than plenty of teenagers.

    • Nev says:

      word.

      who cares?
      all this sexist/ageist remarks are depressing.

      she’s a recently divorced artist performer who has a young boytoy and she can’t feel sexy or into herself?

      why not?

      • deep says:

        nobody says she can’t feel or be sexy in her 50’s. But,does that have to include showing people your boob and your butt while onstage?? Are you saying that showing your boob and butt onstage makes one feel sexy?? I disagree. I don’t have to go around flashing people in public to feel sexy. Sorry…

      • gg says:

        I’m 53 myself. I agree, the ageist remarks are woefully uninformed.

        When you turn 50, obviously nobody thinks you should play bingo and retire. However, turning 50 opens a new door for you. It’s called “being womanly”. It means you should be aware of what is class and what is not. She put on the pseudo-Brit thing and wore tweeds and rode horses for awhile, trying to be classy, but then she got dumped by Guy, and her bruised ego went right back to what she was doing at age 30, to gain sexual attention like some horny teenager.

        Exposing boobs and being nasty like this is not becoming to somebody her age, no matter if she works out 15 hours a day or not. It’s just tacky, sleazy and classless, and it is alienating her older fans that have embraced “class” and left “tacky” back in their 30s forever.

        When you have Class, you no longer have any use for Tack.

      • A Girl Named Mikki says:

        @gg ^^^THIS! x10!!

    • tmbg says:

      Sure, she could be a little more reserved in what she does on stage, but I think that should apply to an entertainer of any age. We didn’t need to see Janet’s boob at the Superbowl when she was in her late 30s and I don’t need to see Gaga’s “stuff” in her 20s, either.

      I personally enjoy a performer like Stevie Nicks, who can really get the crowd going in her own way.

      It’s just the ageist remarks that drive me insane. My doctor once said to me when I told him I went to a Stevie Nicks concert, “Isn’t Stevie in an old folks home by now?” or some such nonsense.

      Age (oh, and a woman’s size too) is really the last thing you can get away with discriminating against. Would anyone say “She looks good…for a black woman” or “She looks good…for an Asian woman” etc., etc.? That whole she looks good…for her age business makes me want to put my fist into a wall.

      I’m also at a point where I just don’t see a lot of great things happening as I get older. I don’t want children, but I do wonder what the heck will happen to me when I’m old and need help. I’m married, but I might be left alone. I also have no siblings and neither of our families are large or very tightly bonded, so there wouldn’t be a lot of support there. I guess I just despair at the thought of aging.

      Whew. Sorry if I’m an Eeyore or being abrasive today. I haven’t been feeling so hot.

      • Djinn says:

        Jackson did it in a country where flashing skin is hardly rare. Flashing in Istanbul is just really disrespectful. Same difference between my at home swearing and cursing like a wharfie at my 98 year old grandma’s house.

  23. G says:

    Older women certainly are still attractive and sexual. If Madonna was half the artist she thinks she is then she would find a way to explore that that doesn’t include reliving her teen years. This may have had shock value when she was 22 and it may be shocking now but it makes her seem pervy and stuck on herself. It’s creepy.

    Also, sorry to sound cruel but pop music is the province of the young, by definition. It takes you BACK to your time.

    • A Girl Named Mikki says:

      You’re darn right…MANY female celebrities who are older are still attractive and sexy.

      Quick roll call: Raquel Welch (freakishly sexy for her age), Iman, Christie Brinkley, Tina Turner, Diane Sawyer, Beverly Johnson, Jacklyn Smith, Lynda Carter, Jane Seymour, etc.

      It seems to me though that with female celebrities, the BIGGER the fame, the BIGGER the ego and the harder it is for them to just let go. Hell I love me some Janet Jackson but even she embarrassed herself with some of her antics when trying to recapture the prime years of her career.

      I hope Madonna can “find her center” and just move the hell on. 50 isn’t old! I know a lot of folk who moved on to new things in life as late as in their 70s!!

  24. soulsister says:

    Her children must be proud.

  25. Jover says:

    Yes jackie o agree and didn’t gwen stefani do that as has been pointed out in previous threads, COrrect me if i’m wrong but Sade, Esperanza spalding, Aretha franklin, tina turner don’t do this – oh, that’s right they have talent. The disgusting thing is her head is so far up her own arse, if our sun went supernova she wouldn’t see it.

  26. Jayna says:

    You go, Madonna. Live on tour 2012.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVLbT_yXBmY

  27. Madpoe says:

    Well if it’s what made her famous since the 80’s, she’ll keep with that formula regardless of her age. Good for her. i guess. but i’m not that 12-13 year girl in awe sitting in front of the tv anymore.

  28. Emma says:

    Oh, God. Put it away woman. We’ve seen it all already. Can’t she just age gracefully and take care of all those kids she has? Sad, sad woman.

  29. Chris says:

    I love Madonna and her big balls. A glorious respite from all of the passive-aggressive, tired female antics. Lady Garbaggio included. The young passive-aggressive females are very fun to make fun of. The Tina Fey, Amy Poehler types are sights to behold. Tired, old ’50’s corporate broads that don’t have any balls whatsoever. When have they ever taken on their corporate masters? Maybe passive-aggressive women should be forced to stay home and clean the toilet. Lol. It’s true.

    • Lisa says:

      I don’t get the appeal of either of those women.

    • Jaded says:

      Neither Tina Fey nor Amy Poehler are “passive-agressive” – on what do you base that assumption? The fact that they aren’t vulgar and arrogant? The difference between them and Madonna is that as well as having massive amounts of talent, they both have class which Madonna never has had, and never will. She is a black hole of narcissism and self-worship.

      • Chris says:

        Classy to whom? Two of the unfunniest shows ever put on network television. Kept on by kissing the buns of their corporate masters, like Lorne Michaels. By the way, name me shows with lower ratings that are still on the air. Two gutless worms, and not attractive. If they represent talent and class to you I think you are extremely delusional. Get real, and self-aware. Thank you.

      • gg says:

        I agree with Jaded, and you are in the minority Chris. Their writing on SNL and acting was BRILLIANT. Love them. I don’t watch sitcoms so I don’t know about their shows, but you’re talking about 2 shows. Fey and Pohler have many other projects under their belts.

        Using them as an example here is FAIL.

  30. Lisa says:

    “What if at a key moment in the game my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops! my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right?”

  31. Loulou says:

    She’s a one-note kind of person all around. I’d like to know what the message of female empowerment is here. It’s all antics.

  32. Wendy says:

    I’m sorry but what exactly is she on tour for? Did she release a new album?

  33. barb says:

    Definitely got a bad case of NPD (narcissist personality disorder). I mean for real. Look it up. Its her. Not that we didn’t already know that.

  34. Lizbet says:

    I have a theory about men. Around age 13, most guys decide whether they are sexy or not, and the opinion they have stays with them forever. That’s how you have 35-year-old hotties who are still insecure and 60-year-olds wandering around with their guts hanging out like they are still God’s gift.

    Madonna reminds me of those guys. Back in the day, she was hot stuff, and she can’t even see that she’s aged and turned into a chicken foot.

    Yes, women can be sexy at any age, but that sexiness evolves and changes throughout the years. Trying the same thing when you’re 50 that you did when you were 30 just isn’t sexy anymore.

    • A Girl Named Mikki says:

      “…Trying the same thing when you’re 50 that you did when you were 30 just isn’t sexy anymore.”

      In fact I believe it was Muhammad Ali who said that if you still view the world at 50 the same way you did at 30, you’ve wasted 20 years of your life!!!

  35. Boo says:

    Madonna a rampant narcissist? And the whole world said in unison, “DUH.”

  36. ol cranky says:

    I never liked Madonna and she just irks the hell out of me but during her 2006 or 2007? tour she stuck her hands down her pants (or whatever the outfit was) and then smelled her finger so nothing she does for attention surprises me any more. I do wish she’d finally grow the F up though

  37. NM6804 says:

    Did they miss all the years before this happened. Of course she’s a narcisist!!!

    And if she would flash her vag, then I hope she will do it more creative than most celebs (exiting/entering car without panties). After all, she does re-inven and recycle everything 😉

  38. Trish says:

    narcissists make amazing celebrities because they think so highly of themselves and can claw their way to success with lack of empathy for anyone in their way…however…it’s only sexy when they’re young….all it is now is plain creepy…guys OR girls……creepy, and desperate…poor kids…..narcissists almost make awful partners since they are so self absorbed…. they end up usually lonely and alone because no one can stand to be around them for long once they see what they’re really like in an intimate and close relationship.

  39. DuBarry says:

    The woman has nipples.
    GET OVER IT.

    She can show them off if she wants. I am so tired of American Puritanism.

    • Chris says:

      Amen! Although more baby-brained and immature than puritanical. Madonna knows this and has proven it continually for the last 30 years. And these folks blasting her have children! Babies having babies. Lol. Now just imagine having to live with one of these passive-aggressive, immature morons. Lol.

  40. Jayna says:

    If she’s still good enough for Glenn Close, she’s still good enough for me.

    She has said before she loves to unwind after filming Damages with a glass of wine and listening to a Madonna album, specifically Erotica, which she considers genius. I have to say I agree. Erotica was an amazing album that was overshadowed by her Sex Book. I would love a polished, sophisticated album like that from her again.

    A quote from Glenn Close the early part of this year when talking about the Golden Globes and sitting near Madonna, who she is a fan of:

    “Yes, I have been to her tours since 1993 and met her backstage in New York during her Confession Tour. She is my favourite performer, I love her. There will never be another Madonna in my lifetime. I was also privileged to see her rehearse her Sticky and Sweet tour when I was filming Damages in Brooklyn.”

    • NYC_girl says:

      I haven’t bought any of her albums since Ray of Light, which I still really like. I’ve liked a few of her songs since, mostly on “Confessions…” but I haven’t paid much attention to her. And, I was in high school when her first album came out so I’ve watched her from the beginning. I don’t remember her being so exhibitionist during Ray of Light; I didn’t see her concerts so I don’t know what went on but she seemed more toned-down during that period. She can still be relevant at her age, but sometimes her antics and outfits just look stupid.

  41. Kim says:

    Duh everyone knows she is a narcissist.

  42. sup says:

    why is anybody surprised about this? and why do people even care? the only thing that surprised me here is how fat her concert costumes make her look. the white one and the black leather one make her torso look like that of a wrestler. it’s very strange considering she’s the thinnest performer in the world really. ok maybe second thinnest after posh, but posh doesn’t perform anymore so it don’t count

    • KardASSian Butt ~formerly known as ZenB!tch says:

      I fear that saying this out loud may cause an extreme anorexic reaction in Posh but Posh looks like she had a lot more body fat and a lot less gristle than Madonna.

      This is not 50-55 – she’s been gristly since she was close to Posh’s age.

      My guess is Posh has less muscle and I mean that in a good way.

      When my friends and I can afford a trainer – remember 2007 (sigh) every time they whip out the weights the comment was… um… just don’t make me look like Madonna.

      • Jayna says:

        Really, 2007? That was still the Confessions tour, and Madonna looked stunning. Her body was amazing and skin luminescent. In her white danskin segment she had the ass of a 25-year-old. But that was all predivorce/midlife crisis and fillers and awful cheek implants and her extreme weight loss and overexercise (arms yes) for the 2008/2009 tour. The difference was shocking. She had the sinewy look.

        I thought her arms and unjacked-up face and everything looked amazing in 2007 at the age of 48 on tour below:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd-lCgHIxo8

  43. KardASSian Butt ~formerly known as ZenB!tch says:

    CAMELTOE…. padded, intentional built in to the outfit CAMELTOE….

    • skuddles says:

      Great, you made me go back and look at her crotch, thanks 😀 You’re totally right by the way.

  44. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    So, in this marching cadet outfit can we accuse her of copying Gwen Stefanis Hollar Back Girl?? Think so!

  45. Princess Lizabeth says:

    She has an insatiable thirst for relevance, and there’s been a very loooong drought where she’s concerned.

    Desperate, sad, and icky.

  46. Patricia says:

    I deplore ageism as much as anyone – at 45 I understand – but I don’t get having to PROVE you’re sexy. If you are, you are. Congratulations. Now get on with life. That goes for any age.

    If she put this much energy into something useful, like saving whales, she could really make a difference in the world. Instead she’s hell bent on trying to prove something no one cares about or they already have an opinion on (she’s great or stinks). What a waste.

  47. Adrien says:

    The only shocking part on Madonna’s MDNA tour was that she backtracked when DeadMau5 called her out for “promoting” psychedelic drugs. I mean Madonna yielding to an EDM artist.

  48. crtb says:

    Madonna, you have made your children proud!

  49. skuddles says:

    I don’t think Madonna is old by any means but at the same time it makes me cringe to see a woman her age still trying so hard to be perceived as a sex object and putting her parts on display. You’d hope by now she’d have outgrown that intense need to have people focus on her physical self. In some ways she seems weaker and more immature now than she did 20 years ago.

  50. Hello says:

    You people have no sence of humor. I think she did it as more tongue and cheek to be funny, because she knows everyone will insult her and call her names no matter what she does. I didn’t take it as a look how sexy I am. She was saying watch all the soccer moms and ageist jerks get mad at me. The ageist comments are rude. Time stops for no one.

  51. MyCatLoves TV says:

    I’m over fifty and I don’t care….I want her waistline! Maybe her legs, too.

  52. isabelle says:

    Yuck! Boy, do I feel sorry for her kids – they must be so embarrassed.

  53. StopItLuke says:

    Madonna no doubt is a narcissist but she’s also smart, people have been calling her a desperate attention whore since she came out and decades later they still give her the exact response she looks for when she does these things.
    At the end of the day by the end of this tour she will have pocketed $500,000,000 so I’m pretty sure Madonna gets the last laugh again lol

  54. SuperAmandaAbuse says:

    Madonna rules, but she sure had desperate fans, including this girl who headed up her biggest fan site a decade ago:

    http://www.abusewatch.net/Whelan.php

  55. Francesca says:

    Her nipple was frightening. Next to her arm. Next to her face. Blech! Eat a donut will ya??