– Scientology guard kills samurai swordsman [Agent Bedhead]
– Ellen says she and Portia might have kids [Television.AOL.com]
– Twilight topped the box office this weekend with $70.6 million [Moviefone]
– 50 Cent on how the mother of his child screwed herself out of hundreds of thousands by taking him to court [Black Voices]
– John Lennon posthumously absolved by the Vatican for saying the Beatles were bigger than Jesus [Radar Online]
– 99 cent beauty treatments [Stylelist]
– Tom Cruise calls Berliners “smashing,” loves Germany [Bild]
– Sharon Stone looks awful [Cityrag]
– Kate Beckinsale hugs her daughter [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Karolina Kurkova Voted World’s Sexiest Woman [Yeeeah]
– Salma Hayek @ CNN Heroes An All-Star Tribute in Hollywood [Bastardly]
– Random photos: Magic Johnson, Russell Simmons & more[The YBF]
– Tobey Macguire to be a Dad Again [ParentDish]
– Amanda Lepore’s Birthday [Hollywood Rag]
– Kate Hudson admits she stalked a guy [Popcrunch]
– Basketball Buddies: Zac Efron & Leonardo DiCaprio [The Insider]
– Patrick Swayze at the wrap party for his show looking great! [Evil Beet]
– Beyonce in ridiculous glasses [Concrete Loop]
– Will Ferrell and his super cute son [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Kanye West on stage in Germany: “I really need some p*ssy tonight” [Rhymes with Snitch]
– AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip [CelebNewsWire]
– Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, with painted on kiss marks at a girl’s 16th birthday party [PopBytes]
I know my church needs guards with semi automatic weapons. Hell, even our Pastor carries a .9 and a few mags under his suit.
Seven that much must be a tight one. Are there pictures of the Samurai incident? Funny if you ask me.
You know, I thought ‘The Last Samurai’ was “smashing”, despite Tom Cruise. Goes to show you how cruicial he is (as if) to a film.
I hope to read more stories on the “smashing” Tom Cruise and his “smashing” wife and child and the “smashing”-ly ludicrous world of Scien-“smashing”- tology.
I’m just waiting for him to use “Yes, lets!” next. Then we can hopefully arrange to have a flaming bag of dog poo left on Victoria Beckham’s front doorstep.
I read that there is surveillance video showing it was a clearly justified shooting. A witness said one of the guy’s swords was 5 feet long, and he was swinging ’em at the guards.
SeVen, you never know what those little old ladies have hidden in their casseroles!
You’d think armed guards at the door would be a red flag when you’re considering joining a church.
The Vatican absolves John Lennon? He meant it as a statement of how they were being treated by the press and the fans. What’s to forgive?
Scientology kills another former member but there’s nothing suspicious about the CO$- move along and stop asking questions, citizen.
Will Ferrell has always been on my strangely sexy list. He’s so repulsive! But I can’t stop watching! I bet he’s one of those guys that keeps the whole bed warm and is a good snuggler.
He looks like a great dad. That was adorable.
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About KK’s belly button. It’s not missing. It’s been over-airbrushed because some editor didn’t like the way her navel skin folded or something. It’s clearly been overly-obscured by some sort of photo shopping.
and P.S. I’m with you guys. If a church has armed men guarding the door…I’m not going in.
His name was Mario Majorski. He was a former Scientologist. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_world/2008/11/24/2008-11-24_fatally_shot_scientologist_was_mental_pa.html
Issue #318 of The Auditor, a Scientology magazine, lists him as an attendee of the “Saint Hill Special Briefing Course” in 2004. http://forums.whyweprotest.net/625943-post13/