Chris Martin deigned to publicly kiss his wife. SHOCKING. How peasanty. [LaineyGossip]
Lifetime’s remake of Steel Magnolias looks awful. [Dlisted]
Vote for Michael Fassbender, Benedict Cumberbatch and…? [Pajiba]
More pics from Jennifer Aniston’s bikini photo shoot. [Pop Sugar]
Heidi Klum keeps talking about her divorce. [Celebuzz]
Wow, the FDA approved a take-at-home HIV test. [Gawker]
Candice Swanepoel in a bikini. [The Blemish]
I kind of like Ciara’s stripper boots. [Go Fug Yourself]
Duchess Kate repeats the sailor McQueen at Wimbledon. [A Socialite Life]
Kelly Rowland talks Beyonce, Chris Brown & Drake. [Bossip]
Jennifer Lopez in a bikini. Looking good. [Yeeeah]
Minnie Driver & her son Henry, out and about. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Sophie Monk is looking less jacked. [I’m Not Obsessed]
I have no idea who this is, but look at her awful lipstick! [Celebslam]
Tallulah Willis probably has a nude-photo scandal too. [Amy Grindhouse]
Matt Lauer is a d-bag, Part Bajillion. [Wonderwall]
RHONY recap, with extra Pinot. [Reality Tea]
*****Happy Independence Day, bitches!! We hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday. Don’t drink and drive, and if you get crackie, don’t play with fireworks. Love, Kaiser, Bedhead & Celebitchy ******
Did you notice her handler shining a torch at people trying to take her photo on their phones?
obnoxious!
Does anyone know where the jokes about everyone being peasants came from out of interest?
I know she’s got that lifestyle website but I have to admit that’s really all I know about Goop.
and quite nauseating as in throw up in my mouth peasant that I am.
@Amelia,Ladies, and a few gents, Happy 4th of July!!
It started on Lainey’s site.
She had been an obnoxious fan of everything Goop. And always highlights Gwen’s upper-class, borderline Hollywood royalty, upbringing.
How Goopy makes friends, how she name drops, how everyone who is anyone and very of-the-moment popular, is her friend.
She called Lenny Kravitz, Leonard.
She calls Billy Joel, William.
Just do a search on her site for Gwyneth Paltrow, and you would understand how anything not up to Goopy standards, Lainey had started calling peasant-y.
yeah,, it conjures up that ol’ Nicklelodean saying “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME”! lol 😀
Happy 4th CB & Kaiser! You girls do an amazing job on this site! I can’t go a day without reading your posts and all the insightful and smart (ass)-as-hell commenters!
Hear, hear. Checking in here is one of my daily highlights for sure!
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Ditto here!
Kaiser, Bedhead and CB, you’ve become as elemental a part of my mornings as my a.m. cup of coffee. And in short order, as I only found you several months ago. Thanks for all the gasps, giggles and guffaws you have provided me.
Happy July 4th to our glorious leaders!
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Re Jen and Justin…what a life, sigh. They look great, I love Jen with the braid and in the hat. He’s got some abs, doesn’t he?
BUT it makes my skin crawl when guys wear their jeans low like that. That gangsta look is beyond horrible to me.
Thanks so much for all your hard work! I’ve been a faithful reader for years-but this Katie Holmes & Suri Escape from the Clutches of COS has me riveted. My family may need to schedule an intervention.
I like Chris and Gwyneth together, and Lainey has said Gwyneth is actually nice. Maybe he’s finally coming around to being more open and affectionate.
I loved that moment! Don’t care if it was staged or spontaneous, married a day or a decade, having your significant other express their affection for you is a sweet thing! That it happened in a stadium full of people is that much more exciting!
It was super cute, I agree. Goop seemed genuinely overwhelmed, in a good way, I think because he is generally so totally hands off with her.
Yeah, I don’t think about her much, one way or the other, but if there are two more happy people on Earth, what is wrong with that?
I thought it was sweet.
why is she so flustered/embarrassed about that?
She was probably just as surprised as we are- he doesn’t do stuff like that in public. So, a super sweet surprise in such a huge way = blushing. Shoot, even my mom giggles/blushes when my dad does something surprising, and they’ve been married 30 years.
It’s called acting. That’s what she does.It was still cute, though,.
Because their marriage has long been rumored to be in trouble, with the two of them rarely spending time together and him being linked with other women. Plus there was the time he went to his uncle’s funeral on his own and the press took photos of him huddled miserably on the floor of a ferry en route to the service.
She gets on my last nerve, but even I felt sorry for her when I saw that clip. It was sad how flustered and surprised she was by his kiss. Maybe this is a sign that he’s willing to work on the relationship.
It’s Chris’ choice not to show his attachment to her in public, that’s what I read. I think he’s changing his tune. I know she’s pretentious, but I’ve also seen her be cool and funny – and relaxed, so I have to say I like her. Her reaction is genuinely surprised and giddy. So cute! Like a schoolgirl. In a good way.
For such a handsome guy he does perpetually look like he just saw his mother trying on a thong.
He’s handsome? I think he is just as fug as she is.
Ha! Someone who doesn’t think he’s apples. Nice. From everything I’ve read people are bananas over him.
LOL.
“Chris Martin pecks scarecrow on cheek; scarecrow pretends to be embarrassed!”
I’ve got a soft spot for Queen, Alfre, and Phylicia.
Tallulah, you’re a mess. I’m sorry for you. All three of you, really.
Matt, I’ve never liked you less. And that’s saying ALOT.
My 4th tips:
1) Do NOT drink and drive (DUH);
2) WEAR SUNBLOCK;
3) Mix out your booze with water occasionally – stay hydrated;
4) Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, mix beer with smores (it’s not pretty – a lesson I learnt as a teen, and this should really be #2);
5) Wear earplugs, to avoid that hideous Katy Perry “Firework” song that some insipid, no-imagination-having techie/radio station/both will play (it will stick in your head for WEEKS)!
OK, have fun everyone!
And please respect the fact that people have pets who are terrorized by fireworks, so go light your damn cherry bombs in an empty field!
Geez, it’s illegal in this state to have fire crackers and they somehow get them anyway.
+1
Police and sheriff’s department will be patrolling our county all day for illegal fireworks. We have a burn ban and a spark from farm equipment burned up an entire field and beyond the other day.
Ahh, yes. Our burn ban has been in place since June 1, and we had a particularly dry winter last season. BIL is in training for fire-fighting, and he’s been BIZZAY this summer.
And remember too: what goes up must come down (don’t shoot your firearms into the air, dumbasses); and I’m armed as well.
Word to the wise.
One more rule – to all drunken parents . . . stop letting your little kids play with the fireworks.
Can I add – stop lighting the leftovers on the 5th, 6th, 7th?
It’s thundering right now in the Atlanta area so hopefully no fires.
Bon quatre julliet, Celebitchy writers and commenters! 🙂
Merci.
So sweet, especially from a man that doesn’t do all that fake kissy kissy on red carpets. They have been married quite a while, so it’s sweet to see spontaneous displays like that. Her reaction was cute. It has to still be something watching 25,000 people going crazy while your husband performs on stage. Talk about an aphrodisiac.
As much as I love to snark on the Goop-ster, I’ve always felt bad for the way he treats her. It’s nice to see her get some affection.
Why the hell is she sitting all the way up top with the commoners? Makes me feel it’s a photo op.
Hope everyone has a great holiday!!
It totally was a photo op. Her boo Beyonce hung out with Kuntrashian at the bet awards. She told Chris that he had to do this stunt. Hence the faux bashful overdramatization.
How Ironic!! The 4th of july always reminds me of Tom Cruise because of thatt film “Born on the Fourth of July”.
In your happiest time of your life:
Happy 4th of july tom! muahahaahahah
Re: the take-home HIV test- there’s a LOT of take-home tests these days! I was in the pharmacy yesterday and saw take-home specific drug tests (there was one for cocaine only!) and DNA tests.
I worked at a 24-hour CVS, and let me tell you…we had 6 different “at home” drug tests; DNA tests; fertility tests; and all manner of tests.
Which wouldn’t have been a problem if people actually paid for them, rather than taking them into the bathroom and using them prior to leaving. (The drug tests ended up in locked cases.)
Ewww! That’s disgusting. WTF is the thought process for someone doing that?! Maybe a pre-drug test test to see if you’ll pass…but even so, if you fail, what would you do?
I’m seriously sitting here concocting scenarios where someone would do something like that. Even a pregnancy test- um, you can get free ones at SO many low-income clinics. Everyone in the entire world really needs to speak to me before they make stupid decisions- I have smarter solutions!! 😉
Both of their egos are just sickening.
Must admit that Chris kissing the Goopster was adorable. Love her reaction and I bet she had some butterflies in that moment. Sweet.
He always acts embarrassed to be married to her. Maybe they had a breakthrough in couples counseling.
She looked very moved by the jest. I think he’s def “making an effort” like you said.
i know it’s typically 1998 of jeniston to wear a different bikini top and bottom, but i kinda like her bikini top. only nice thing i’ll say about that photo op.
What a great picture of Chris hahaha
Awful lipstick is Sylvie van der Vaart, queen bee of the European WAGs
I am sorry, but am I missing something here? He goes up to her, gives her a quick peck, and that is it? So much fuss? As I read the story and the posts before watching the video, I expected some long, affectionate kiss. He certainly got it over with and dashed off…
She does not strike me as being “embarrassed” so much as disappointed. A kind of That’s it?”
Not cynical, just plain observation..
Thank you. very windy, hot and dry in much of the country. Not a good mix with fireworks. Keep plenty of water to douse the works and yourself. Keep babies and pets inside away from heat and noise.
Have a safe, happy 4th! Thank you to the men and women who serve our country!
Martin kissing Goop? I’m watching Contagion right now…he’d better be careful!
Let me take this opportunity to say how much I hate Coldplay. Watching Chris Martin onstage, spinning in circles and stomping invisible cockroaches, like a geek on his first hit of ecstasy, makes me wince in embarrassment for him.
One of the worst pop bands ever. Up there with Keane, Maroon 5 and Snow Patrol.
It was a cute moment. She seemed genuinely embarrassed, so I don’t think it was a photo op. I like him a little more now!
Anyone reading Enty’s reveals? Angelina hasn’t been faithful to Brad! hahaha she’s so fake
i saw it, and moved right on along.
you can say, i was gone in 60 seconds.
yeah she kissed/bitten amber heard after getting her number… i thought that was really hot
I don’t really get the Chris M appeal. To me seems like an immature boy. Goopster may be a detached from reality with her website but she seems to be down to earth and mature enough to be a good mother to her kids. Isn’t she filming Iron Man 3 with RDJ at the moment?
I’m sad that Andy Griffith died. RIP <3
speaking of which, what’s so special about this Federer fellow?
first, Charles & Camilla went to watch him
and then, Wills & Kate went to watch him.
he’s not even no.1 in the world right now. must be sad for Djokovic, shunted off to court 1 instead of centre court.
Aawww, so cute 😀
Very romantic! Loved it!
Love you ladies. Many happy returns!